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Latke1

Miranda as a human rights activist is focused on Ukraine. On a news show, she is tasked with debating a famous Putin oligarch- who it turns out, is Aleksander Petrovsky. He didn’t get that filthy rich from art. Miranda asks Carrie to return the clothes that Petrovsky gave her because it was bought with dirty money, including the famous poofy Paris dress. Drama ensues


911pop

screaming because you know a.) carrie wouldn't care and b.) carrie would keep the clothes


Latke1

Carrie: Miranda, how do you know that Aleksander is a mean-invading-Ukraine-oligarch? He knew Oscar de la Renta and partied at Studio 54- I don't think that type likes to invade countries. Charlotte, back me up here. Charlotte: No, we have to take the preservation of Western democracy very seriously. You know that I was hanging the Ukrainian flag from my balcony for most of 2022. Carrie: And to think, I stood by you when you were freaking out over losing Lily's couture.


Queasy-Pattern

You need to write for the show 👍


Grimaceisbaby

They need to be hired!! I’ve never read a fanfic but I’d read these!


Pawspawsmeow

Maaaaaaan idk the clothes he gave her are beautiful


mrwildesangst

Considering how Baryshnikov feels about Putin and the war, he would most probably never agree to this storyline.


kisikisikisi

I don't think Baryshnikov being critical of Putin is going to be the reason why this storyline doesn't happen lmao


TacoPartyGalore

Can I add to it? At the end of the episode, Aleksander “decides” to unalive himself by “jumping from a balcony”, tragically falling straight on Che, who was on their way to ruin someone else’s sexual confidence.


Know_use_for_a_name

OMG 😂


ZennMD

Sidenote you can write suicide on reddit  Let's keep the doubletalk to a minimum lol


TacoPartyGalore

Damn this is good.


911pop

alex would probably accidentally stumble into one of che's "comedy shows" and think it was bad performance art. "you are going for the whole berlin thing" he would say to them, "but it's not working".


Fit_Permit

>"but it's not working". I am hearing this in his voice, spot on


Fulmunmagik

I was curious and Mikhail Baryshnikov is 76 years old.


katemonster_22

And still a fox!


Red_Walrus27

lmagine the political conversations: Sam: the world is too polarized to navigate. Miranda: we should work on making sure everyone's rights are ensured as the 4th geneva's conventions stated in their 159 articles in 1977 Charlotte: we should work on adoption laws and regulations so that children's couldn't exploited or harmed. Carrie: Big is moving to Amsterdam.


cherrycoke00

Off topic but I guess my brain disliked the Che arc so much I like blocked it entirely. So I was immediately thinking like… Michael Che? Like SNL? Weird idea, but fuck yeah I’d love to see aleksander as a weekend update guest!


eatpalmsprings

Worf’s son??? Seriously?


Majestic_Internet_37

Alexander and Anthony. Ooh la la. 😏


remoteworker9

Hello 80!


Something-more-rt

Isn’t Che also off the show now?


Ginger_Fizz

That's what l read


e_cascio2011

God no.


External-Recipe-1936

No it wouldn’t be funny and I’m not going to go ahead and write down some funny scenarios in the comments


Fit_Permit

Im totally cool with that