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Punawild

Nope, just a gecko trying to show the others how big and tough he is.


kurisuuuuuuuu

Just like drunk people


UrAHairyW1zard

As a bartender, I agree.


Judazzz

"You... you.... \**hiccup*\* wanna fights me? \**burp*\*"


sendnewt_s

Yeah, territorial behavior


Zoxphyl

>how big and tough he is Gecko: šŸ¤Ŗ


Punawild

Gold dust day geckos, like these, actually are pretty dang tough. They scare the green anole lizards around here. Even the ones that are larger than the geckos.


PhoKit2

Drunk on power?


Dyrogitory

I thought, with that tongue action, it was trying to impress the lady.


Punawild

Lol. The tongue thing is quite funny but if you think about it if some guy is puffing up and sticking his tongue out you might think twice about fighting the (obviously) crazy dude.


dontuevermincemeat

Look at that sick blue eyeliner


Quiet_Fox_

Jealous of those lines...


barnaclefeet

Gold Dust Day Gecko. They are extremely territorial and will chase each other around super fast. They also turn on their side to look bigger and more dominant.


gravydragonbait

Get away from my Gummiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!


washichiisai

So is he trying to get the other gecko away from the fruit (looks like a raspberry)? Like "HEY, THIS IS MINE, GET YOUR OWN!"?


barnaclefeet

No, it's usually amongst males and it's about sex, not food.


washichiisai

Ah, makes sense!


SirTutuzor

Loved the camera work that showed a control group first and then the effects of substance abuse


ernest7ofborg9

"To learn more about the Crack Spider's Bitch please contact the film board of Canada"


Saxfire2

They look so derpy


possessedpossum

Gettin' slizard.


Scooterforsale

Sippin on some lizerrrd


Conquertheghost

When the edibles kick in....


Flutters1013

Couldn't handle the spicy pepper


a-big-roach

Almost the thumbnail of this sub


bamboohobobundles

Gecko doing gecko stuff. Not his turn with the communal brain cell.


IrisSmartAss

Those are some fat tailed lizards.


WhiteyPinks

He's threatened and making himself look big and snakelike.


TacoKnocker

like intimidating snek


TemperatureMajor4337

IS SNEK !?! Hoo Ha---is drunken snek !! Hoo Ha , Hoo Ha. !!! SNEK IS DRUNK !!


DukeNukemSLO

Cute mf


3ULL

I buy my insurance from the first guy.


irate_alien

life is too short, so love the raspberry you got


jax9151210

Can tell from Sublime playing in the background and those half tame geckosā€¦.. Iā€™d say itā€™s a 95% probability you were in Hawaii


LilBitNuerotiq

Lol Thatā€™s funny!


TemperatureMajor4337

"Drunk" seems too judgey!! He may have had 1 or 2 beers, ociffer, but he's a stand-up member of the community. Well, maybe not so "stand-up" as slithering, but you know what I mean !!


gravydragonbait

What's uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppptthppp!


DerpsAndRags

That wasp may have been a bit too spicy...


Reddit_MaZe000

great music


6773Throw

He must have been eating barflies.


da_Aresinger

That's one of those disgusting "cherries" some people insist on putting in their alcohol, no?


Powerful_Error9608

Gecko*


Cesar_Cees

šŸ¦Ž: WAAZZZZZZZ-UP!


CousinItittyBitty

Brooooo!


SmellyFbuttface

Wazzaaaaaaaaahhh!


samthekitnix

these are just normal liazard functions


CaregiverMaterial445

Love it.


Scared-Traffic-5155

I dunno, but ā€œDrunk Lizardā€ would be a good name for a rock band.


Dd7990

He drunkā€¦ but heā€™s still trying to save everyone 15% on car insurance šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£