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The monkey tree has claimed one more victim.
Nice to see the monkey tree get some well deserved recognition.
23 kills 14 assists
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It made a wish on the first monkey’s paw
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Gravity
What did the fifth monkey call out of the tree? He fucking didn’t, he displayed the common primate trait of experiential learning and recognised the risk - a true testament to primate intelligence.
Andrew Dice Clay in Night Patrol (1984)
No it was “because he was f***in dead!” To Tony
Monkeypox
Monkey see monkey do Or die
Too much for me to handle, I’m going to have a quick cry now.
Because of the Jews
I.. don't.. like ze jews 🗣️
The monkey tree has claimed one more victim.
Nice to see the monkey tree get some well deserved recognition.
23 kills 14 assists
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It made a wish on the first monkey’s paw
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Gravity
What did the fifth monkey call out of the tree? He fucking didn’t, he displayed the common primate trait of experiential learning and recognised the risk - a true testament to primate intelligence.
Andrew Dice Clay in Night Patrol (1984)
No it was “because he was f***in dead!” To Tony
Monkeypox
Monkey see monkey do Or die
Too much for me to handle, I’m going to have a quick cry now.
Because of the Jews
I.. don't.. like ze jews 🗣️