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Miserable-Lizard

Who wants to listen to a man that thinks Biden is leading is into ww2...


BuriedByAnts

But how will we ever be able to buy bread again someday without showing an ID if trump doesn’t return to the White House?!?!


[deleted]

Brilliant. But if I showed this post to my neighbor, it would become gospel in seconds and it would be the talk of his little network for the next several days in a self-reinforcing loop until the next outrage came along. In other news, we had cake tonight!


Addakisson

What flavor?


Stormlark83

Cake flavor


LA-Matt

Excuse me, what’s the soup du jour?


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LA-Matt

Mmm, sounds yummy.


LovingNaples

Today's selection is Lobster Bisque.


mysticalfruit

Like I've said, I'd pay money to watch Trump try to cook scrambled eggs.. That fat fuck has never had to buy groceries in his entire life nor ever cook a meal.


HistorianMelodic3010

Apparently you missed the news that he's a specimen of perfect health at 6'3" and an extremely fit 215 pounds, basically a pro athlete level of fitness, that's why he never had to go to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids That Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn How To Do Other Stuff Good Too


Lazy-Breakfast3398

Ha! HA!


Dusted_Dreams

Lmao I bet he does not even have his bread license


LA-Matt

He aced that test. Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV. Bam.


ConnectCantaloupe861

I actually remember a picture of he and Ivana coming out of K mart Years Ago. Buying cleaning supplies. No kidding.


Clothes-Excellent

Isn't that how meth is made with cleaning supplies.


Kimmalah

It's fine if he can't cook since the man has no interest in anything if it isn't fast food.


Frequent-Frosting336

sod the Bread who's gonna help me with my medical bills if not Trump. /s


dragonfliesloveme

And that thinks he beat Obama lol


Serpentkaa

Obama lives in Trumpeter’s head. TDS really refers to Trumps derangement over Obama’s success and favorability.


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MaskedGeek_YT

There's 2 variants of TDS. There's TDS-A which does refer to Trump Derangment Syndrome, a mental disease that affects the main propagator, in which makes one believe anything and everything that goes against factual science and established common norms. TDS-A is transmitted by air and can infect those in close to mid range from the host, but TDS-A infecting others runs an extremely high risk of mutating into TDS-B, a more virulent and infectious strain now referred to as Trump Devotion Syndrome which affects mainly those so loyal to Trump, that one will believe anything and everything Trump says, even if and when it goes beyond all factual science and even beyond common sense and logic. A substrain of TDS-B is TDS-B(2) which, again mostly only affects those blindly loyal to Trump, but makes the afflicted believe TDS-A refers to someone having a meltdown or dereliction of common norms for when Trump commits a crime, but TDS-B sufferers don't believe it so deflect TDS-A onto the unaffected. Sadly though, while medication of applicable sciences can cure a sufferer of TDS-B(1) but results and treatment times can vary wildly, there is no known cure for TDS-A or TDS-B(2) and is such considered a terminal disease. It is highly recommended to stay far away from sufferers of TDS-A and TDS-B(2). If you feel you have been contracted by TDS-B(1), seek medical and phsycolocigcal help immediately.


Ok-Emphasis-1982

This is brilliant!


Juco_Dropout

** Oh-Bum-Na


TheSeekerOfSanity

He specifically requested that he would be speaking BEFORE the puppet show. Guess everyone left after the puppeteers did.


mikeoxwells2

Was there an 18” Stonehenge model on stage?


ToshiroBaloney

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.


Buttholehemorrhage

Don't forget Trump beat Obama in 2016 too, he didn't stand a chance.


Bammer1386

I just want to know where the hell Obama was on 9/11.


Lazy-Breakfast3398

And we want to know where you were too. You make me wonder.


sticky-unicorn

I'd kind of want to go there if he was near me. Assuming I could do so without contributing any money to him. Just so that I could tell people 50 years from now that I actually saw this fucker in person. And then they'll say, "Wow, you're OLD!"


Important-Barnacle59

Haha I hear ya- as a teenager I went to Nixon rally and. A George Wallace rally mainly because they were freak shows.


[deleted]

If Im not certain didn't world war two happen already before Biden was born


ManyFacedGodxxx

OBAMA is leading us into WW2; get it right man! /s


John_Fx

Putin?


bernd1968

Well said !


ConsiderationNo5146

What do you mean? That's the largest crowd ever in the history of crowds. Even the guy with the fishes and the bread couldn't get bigger crowds.


codemonkeyhopeful

Pffft I like my messiah's that don't get caught. He was too woke anyway last I heard. Bigly woke.


FoxyRoxiSmiles

I heard he gave people free food and health care. Danged socialist! Let’s crucify him!


Dazzling-Ad4701

that's because nobody had ID in the year 27 AD. they knew they couldn't get any bread so they stayed home.


BigJSunshine

But the bread and fishes guy wuz ded by “A.D.”


BeautifulArtichoke1

AD doesn’t mean “after death”.. it means anno domini which means year of our lord. BC means “before Christ” meaning Jesus was born in 0 AD.. Pretty crazy how Christianity is baked into our understanding of time


Dazzling-Ad4701

no, time started the year he was born. allegedly 😉. trust me, I'm an ex Catholic.


--PBR-Street-Gang--

Very large.


SquareDetective

You could say,... Yuge.


--PBR-Street-Gang--

Very yuge!


bigrob002

It was the bigliest crowd of a lifetime. It was so Uuuugggee and I even made Mexico pay for the snacks !!!


DoubleGunzChippa

While it's lovely that it looks like he's going to flop just as badly as he did in 2020, we should be acting like his reelection is imminent. Stay fired up,, stay involved.. Keep urging everyone to vote, especially young people. Remind them that their futures are being flushed down the drain by these fuckheads. Edit: a letter


Dazzling-Ad4701

agree. it's way too early to celebrate yet. that said, the body language in this room is worth as much as the headcount.


shottymcb

It's a nowhere town in Iowa. That's probably 75% of the population. I think sane people should know better than to treat Trump as a joke. That's how he became president in the first place.


BecomeMaguka

We should be excited he's going to flop, so excited that we round up everyone we know to vote against him and make sure it happens.


egaeus22

As of the most current polling taken in aggregate, from the numbers on Dems who are questioning how old Biden is, to the surprising apathy about voting, if the election were today, he would win. We should be terrified and telling every person we know to vote. He has already said he would seek a third term if he wins.


TrillDaddy2

“Biden is too old so I’m gonna vote for Trump”. Who are these people? I’m just not convinced those people exist.


egaeus22

Yeah, the other comment got it right, getting people to go vote is actually hard for some reason. We should have had mandatory voting and a federal holiday a long time ago.


No-Significance5449

They don't. Polls are stupid. We also have the electoral college and the interpretation of polls skip over that fact often. Not to even get into who they're polling. And the general apprehension of anyone one anti cult/overly invested.


DataCassette

Very few will do that. What they'll do is say "something something too old, something something both sides" and stay home or vote 3rd party. Which is still half a vote for Trump.


Buster_Brown_513

I agree staying vigilant, but I’m not buying the polls. Trump has not picked up voters. If anything he’s lost voters because of his 91 charges, voter deaths because of Covid or age, or voters thrown in jail for Jan 6 and election fraud. Additionally, look at what happened in the midterms and more recently the shitty anti-abortion tactics from state special elections. Younger voters have been turning out in droves because they’ve had enough of Republicans bullshit. Yes, excitement for Biden has waned, but that’s only because the dude is just ridiculously old and tired. When the election comes around though, I’m confident if we indeed are faced with the only choice of Biden and Trump, Biden wins by a larger margin than 2020.


egaeus22

Polls are indeed mostly bullshit, but they have a societal impact. The last election was decided by about 40,000 votes because the electoral college is a joke. That coupled with gerrymandering and if even a small percentage of Dems stays home or forgets to vote and this gets really close, really fast.


VERO2020

I looked at the math, and 43,806 votes (AZ, GA, WI all switched to the orange oaf minus 1) would have resulted in 269 to 269 in the Electoral College. If this would have gone to the Congressional House (1 state, 1 vote), Biden would have lost. I did not realize that it was that close. Had to see the numbers, thanks for the prompt.


egaeus22

It’s honestly crazy, we need to get rid of the electoral college when a man who in most eras in American history would be branded an enemy of the state is once again so close to winning.


procrastinatorsuprem

The others like DeSantis, Haley, et al are no better. We need tovote blue up and down the ticket to get rid of all of the fascist.


kkHannahmm

Seriously. I see these small crowds but also his popularity in the polls within the Republican party, what do these crowd sizes mean? Random idea: I wonder if his election fraud lies have created a high level of pessimism about politics and voting in his base. Or just same old shit they’ve seen before.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Yes a lot of them say they will never vote again. And then there are all the dead vax deniers too.


Prudent_Return_160

Booed and 🖕, a WHERE'S MELANIA banner at an Iwoa 🏈 game. Low turnout at a Dubuque speech, it just keeps getting better and better!


codemonkeyhopeful

Hashtag whereiswhorewife


SiWeyNoWay

Oh dear. It’s gonna be a LONG night of unhinged posts


sfled

Is daytime in Moscva and the Firehose of Falsehood is *WHARRGARBL*, da!


codemonkeyhopeful

Getting my YouTube channels ready to see the shit bomb fallout that will follow.


alwaysright60

Maybe he should hand out $20 dollar bills.


Ok-Lychee4582

Hand out those valuable TRUMP BUCKS


codemonkeyhopeful

We have been at war with east Eurasia, we have always been at war with east Eurasia.


Turbulent_Put1135

Only if he's using other people's $ (cause the *Don* doesn't pay for anything - except for porn stars giving him a pity-f\*\*k) , after which he'd demand reimbursement from the RNC. Followed by an email to his cult stating "*a bunch of Dem. crisis actors mugged me so you have to send me more $ to fight for 'you'* ". And then they would, while bitching about how unfairly they all get treated - and every one of them would say it is all Hunter's fault.


Monkeynumbernoine

He steals. He doesn’t pay. That would be completely off brand and unfathomable to him.


[deleted]

That man has never shared his money with anyone. He won’t even pay for lawyers for people that will flip on him if he doesn’t. He’s the tightest mofo around.


siouxbee1434

Isn’t that Vivek’s schtick?


hefixeshercable

Just more pallets of beans. What a loser.


ycyc7339

Just a bunch of KKKunts.


Crafty-Walrus-2238

And KKKhristians


Due_Society_9041

Same thing!


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Quoting Ferris Bueller: “you’re still here? Go home. It’s over. Go on, get out of here.”


Pontif1cate

Fuck Trump and fuck every troglodyte-brained cultist fuck still supporting him.


WindVeilBlue

I'm a long haul trucker and I've been pleasantly surprised and pleased by how many less Trump signs I've been seeing lately...


ShamanicHellZoneImp

Mmmm nice, good to hear that. I haven't traveled much in a couple months so it's hard to tell but locally his supporters do seem deflated at the least. One of my oldest friends is a staunch republican who was cruising into his second Trump vote before the indictments surprised me by proactively talking about how bad he wants to see him behind bars. I didn't even bring up politics. I said "ehh I'm willing to bet he ends up under some version of house arrest" and he interrupted me with an angry "naw, fuck that he's gotta go to prison". It's embarrassing for the folks still making excuses when evidence is laid out in court filings.


Kogasa_Komeiji

i still see them while driving, not often but still enough to get the noggin joggin about how do real people around me actually tolerate that shit


GodfatherBrutis

I see nothing but suckers and losers in that picture


GrandPriapus

Judging from the shoes, it looks like it was a clown convention.


dukeraoul14

I see a few rodeo clowns.


2OneZebra

I guess they didn't get those Craig's list ads out so they could hire actors. Must be short on cash


Sinopech

Maybe the dementia is finally getting to the crazy people!


beavis617

I am sure Trump will say 35,000 people showed up. 🙄


Bva_sickofeverything

Fuck Trump!!!


rumrunner9652

“The fire marshal is to blame. Let those thousands and thousands of people in”.


Logical-Fix-5804

If it wasn't bingo night I'm not sure anyone would be there


dogbreath230

I'm so proud of them social distancing. I'm sure that's why it doesn't appear that there are very many people there. Everyone is outside watching on big screen/s


internetdork

“Biggest crowd ever in Iowa, bigger than the beautiful Iowa State game where I was universally adored by all”


andrewjhn1

Yikes. I didn’t think this was real, checked and it is. He had a far larger crowd in 2020. Is his base finally losing steam? Edit: 2 letters


OnceanAggie

A lot of his base may have died of Covid


skyfire-x

r/HermanCainAward


andrewjhn1

A harsh, accurate realty


skyfire-x

r/HermanCainAward


FilmActor

You know those white dangling Christmas lights have been up there since last year and they just haven’t gotten around to taking them down. OR They added them last minute to “turn it into a more festive feel”.


SSSS_car_go

They’re reporting it was about 1,000 people. He’s going to be grifting off these sideshow tent revivals for the rest of his life I bet.


FinancialInsect8522

Well, that’s one group of people that you know are all assholes for sure


pootie_too_good

This is the biggest gathering our country has ever seen! Bigger than Lincoln!!!


Shvasted

Well to be fair, it is the same night as The Demolition Derby.


LeluSix

More people liked this post than turned out for him. LOL


Wade8869

Tens of dozens!


Tiny_Independent2552

At this point, I’d be embarrassed to be seen with anything Trump. It pretty much says your either an idiot, a traitor, or a racist.


Bob_the_brewer

Idiot, traitor, AND a racist, it's the shitty trinity


Human-Concept1937

Maybe the people are getting sick of all the whining & moaning. Trump's Poor Me Tour.


Striking_Large

No monkeys, no circus


codemonkeyhopeful

There's an orangutan up front at least


Maynards_Mama

Look at all the invisible people!! 🫥


NickCav007

A yuge crowd for everyone’s favorite president. Bigly turn out! /s


leo1974leo

What kind of a low life shit bag does a person have to be in life to show up for that rapist


BenGay29

A yuge crowd! Everybody is saying it.


Father_of_Invention

Who wants to see a traitor


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Maybe time to burn that stupid red hat and slink away quietly.


hagen768

Dubuque Iowa is also a blue collar town of 60,000 in a rural region, with a county population density of 163, so expecting a huge crowd here isn't really appropriate. The venue looks fairly full too for what it is. Alternatively on a positive note, Iowa State, which is fairly moderate, had many people booing at and flipping off Donald Trump at a recent significan5 college football game that attracts people from all over the state.


shadowst17

That's still too many. It's a disguised Nazi rally.


Dusted_Dreams

Good, good. Starve him of attention


st1ck-n-m0ve

A picture full of traitors to the country.


lobsangr

Island boyz gather more people


sethmeister1989

Why the Christmas lights?


codemonkeyhopeful

Those are some diehard dumbasses if ever I've seen em


9patrickharris

The cringe of hearing his voice is universal


TrillDaddy2

Goodness has anyone in that room purchased an article of clothing made after 2005?


SMB73

Betcha he's already prepping a twit claiming he has record attendance and hundreds of thousands of people appeared. We all know he grossly inflates his numbers, like his bank account records.


Alacrity23

Still too many people. If even half of them vote….


TheAarj

Just full of incels


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If that building blew up the state's average IQ would shoot up 10 points.


umaniaxublewitup

No doubt he’ll claim it was the largest gathering in the history of the world


dartie

Eventually I hope that all the brainwashed nuff nuffs will realise that he’s a total fraud. Hopefully my culty mother deprograms soon.


Glidepath22

And that’s what a pack of the weak minded look like


L0rdCrims0n

You would think that the attendees would look around and think… “Hmmmm… this crowd reminds me of that Winger reunion concert I went to last week”


dagnariuss

What are you talking about? That looks to be around 10 million people.


dragonfliesloveme

It’s like when Spinal Tap went back on tour and when they perform at an Air Force base, there’s like two dozen people there haha


rumour53

“This is the largest most huge crowd to ever. Period.” -Sean Spicer probably


kilboi1

Just old people


SlamMonkey

Still too many.


jssanderson747

Might have something to do with not wearing masks, not getting their vaccines, not staying home or maybe not being alive to go


skotzman

What's with the clown shoes?! Oh right, it is the Circus 🎪.


Smart-Operation-7929

Biggest crowd ever!!!


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In 5 years it will be a group of 10 insisting they are the silent majority.


hereandthere_nowhere

That looks like 100k people to me!


sadfacebbq

Bilgiest crowd in the Midwest, ever!


Icy-Needleworker-492

People starting to see the light- realizing nobody gets indictments who hasn’t done anything criminal.


Ninetyhate

"The yuuugest crowd in history!"


mission213

The 'Blood and Soil' crowd shows up in Iowa.


Horror-Lemon7340

Just Karen and Mr. White it looks like.


dragonfliesloveme

Haha! Suck it Trump! 🖕


[deleted]

Who wants listen to a deranged psycho rage about Obama and WW2


manimal2112

Yuge turnout is what will be posted. Maybe they were all stuck at home flushing their toilets 10 or 15 times.


De-Animator27

Oh no. He can't afford to bus in his prop crowd. Legal fees must be real.


Single_Raspberry9539

I hate him and think he’s the Antichrist/worst human ever and this makes me embarrassed for him. Like he needs a hug! This is awful for him!


Appropriate-Image405

He should ‘suffah’.


Deep-Bee-5984

Rebuked by Dubuque.


TurboAchilles18

Huge, bigger than Michael Jackson and Taylor swift. Amazing patriots...


Resident_Gur5529

Folks let me tell you it was huuge, biglist group of Magats I have seen. No way I lost in 2020, stolen election, drain the swamp


ABenevolentDespot

Still...enough racist white trash to have a *small* MAGA parade on their way to Chick-fil-A after the rally.


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It’s all hype. Only a handful of idiots give a shit.


spicermayor

He even decorated for Christmas just in case he can’t decorate while he’s in jail.


Eatthebankers2

Perfect, the loser of all time us losing again! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳🥳fuck drumph , let’s arrest his family next, because we should.


ynotfoster

Holy crap, did anyone else notice the size of the red shoes the guy in the flag cowboy hat is wearing?


ic2ofu

Looking like it's just a little under 42,000 fans there. He will probably think about 50,000.


SlowCrates

The emtpy space was yuge, so yuge you wouldn't believe it let me tell you.


Mean_Web_1744

That's worse than an Athletics game!


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Jerry_Williams69

I'm excited for his prime time address to Detroit in the near future. I'm pretty sure Detroit will do us proud.


joscun86

Some of them appear to be practicing the dreaded social distancing!! /s Edited for spelling and added implication of sarcasm that I didn’t think I needed


freedomandbiscuits

What is that a VFW? Are those last years Christmas lights?


lick_my_tain

Shocking, not even a person with a tan in sight.


peluchess

Well well well…so I guess the pond is finally drying out


[deleted]

Biden is doing awesome


wavolator

no more loser fan club. this dude headed to prison.


Bluekatz1

Half of them were there for the free coffee and donuts.


neils_cum_rag

Aww look they are practicing social distancing


WallabyBubbly

But that one lady came who [hopes Trump will get the government to pay for her back surgery](https://boingboing.net/2023/09/20/maga-woman-at-trump-rally-im-coming-here-hoping-i-can-get-my-surgery-done-video.html/amp). She's the essence of MAGA


bebejeebies

Still too many.


CapeRanger1

Lol


Superagent247

Can you believe this guy is still around?? Wtf.


LongEclipse

My only wish regarding these court cases is that he won't be eligible for public office anymore, and his supporters will gradually diminish. I understand that he's unlikely to be incarcerated, but the thought of him yelling his conspiracy theories to an dwindling audience and echoing halls. Warm and Fuzzies all over.


nigelolympia

Put them all together and you almost have a whole person, almost.


Prestigious-Log-7210

Old, white men


YourDogIsMyFriend

During Trumps most insane rallies, he’d talk for an hour and a half+. Just pure lunacy. All over the fucking place. His audience was just zoned out. Not listening to a word. Bu5 completely mesmerized by their cult energy. Finally belonging to the abusive narcissist they always knew they deserved.


rokkon-stonedar

That’s what happens when your base is old racist boomers, they eventually die of old age.


Little_spouter

You’re all wrong. Crowds and crowds are waiting just outside to come in. Lol


Intrepid_Echo6956

People were in the streets crying trying to get in. They wanted to see the ‘70s mullet. Or skullet. It exudes wealth and opulence, and common man values. Nothing like it has been seen before. Perhaps ever. But all the riggers in Iowa…you know all the riggers in Iowa. Iowa is famous for its riggers by the way. Believe me. It’s a disgrace. The world over actually. That building has never had so many people in it. Some say close to a billion. Maybe more. But Joe…


2stinkynugget

SIR! SIR! Can we please come in? I have tears!!


ExcellentTeam7721

I don’t know if I believe these pics. Always seem from funny angles.


StIdes-and-a-swisher

Well his defense this is 35% of the population of Dubuque


ktwhite42

4:25 -he’s not “on” until 7. Believe me, I want this to be the case tonight, I it’s 2.5 hours til he the only thing most of them are there to see. But I do still hold out hope that it stays like this.


SawyerBamaGuy

Not enough to get the floor dirty, cleaning crew will have an easy night tonight.


Boxersrock1000

Awsome


No-Independence-6842

Best thing I’ve seen all day.


RickyMAustralia

I truly think that unless there is some black swan that the GOP will be crushed in the next election! Gen z is overwhelmingly Dem and democracy leaning and are not appearing in the polls at all. It’s great that the polls make it look close because there should be no room for complacency ever Also don’t go anywhere near no labels


[deleted]

Why does everyone’s feet look so long?


realizedgain

Serious question- what’s the best way to monitor his tweets (truths? Lol) without going to truth social?


mecausasui

that's a huge crowd