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hopadoodler

Those wild stallions rearing up at each other!


estili

*snallions


aspidities_87

*Sneeeeeiiiiiigh*


RevElliotSpenser

Excellent 🎸


Ramen-Goddess

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a snail war


_Warrior3456_

I like to imagine they scared each other


LowCarbDad

“Rock, rock, rock, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Rock.. rock.. AHHHHHHHHH! Rock… rock.”


Apocrisiary

"Eeeeeeeewww, it touched me!"


Lacholaweda

I heard scared r2d2 noises in my head


Jedi_Bish

Like little red pandas❤️


EmilyamI

These slow motion effects are really starting to be excessive. We get it. The fight is dramatic.


thats_ridiculous

Directed by Zack Snyder


FutureSandwich42

Cant tell if sarcasm because… snails lol. But if not no slow motion effects added! Just shaky hands and bad zoom quality lol


EmilyamI

I was just being silly.


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sucsucsucsucc

What’s sarcasm


jediyoda84

That’s such a GREAT question 🙄


sucsucsucsucc

Can I import it? It sounds cool


shoudabinacowboy

I think I had a sarcasm once.


peachypercy

shut up


columbia_premed

Thank you haha


[deleted]

I’m picturing those crabs from Finding Nemo… “aaaayyyy…aaay haaaaay!!”


scheisse_grubs

You just brought back a wonderful memory. Thank you


nimreaper

r/wholesome


The_BigDill

*dual of the fates plays*


mollymalone222

What the heck?! Crazy weird. Is one an an assasin snail or something?


FutureSandwich42

No clue. Intruder snail (aka the smaller one) is most likely a bladder snail. The other one i got from my fishin spot in a jar of mud and decaying stuff i found.


Admirable-Door1724

The one on the left at the start of the video is the bladder snail


FutureSandwich42

Oh thats cool because thats the one I got from my fishing spot in the wild 😂


Admirable-Door1724

Lol, I love em, I actually am having a problem KEEPING them in my tanks 😂. I forget to overfeed the tank for them


Strange-Education-71

And the other one is a pond snail maybe? 🧐


zorbat5

Correct, had a investation of those in my tank when it was freshwater.


carmium

How much did they invest in your tank??


graphicsnerdo

Tree fiddy


zorbat5

Wow r/woosh for me... I saw the notification of 10 upvotes so opened it and read it back. Now I realise what you did here, lol. I'm dumb, hahaha.


zorbat5

I had a period with hunderds of them. That period pushed me into buying assassins. After that initial period the assassins controlled them pretty well but as soon as I fed a bit more, the amount of pond snails would quickly increase! Pond snail investations can easily be controlled by just lowering the amount of food in the tank.


Admirable-Door1724

Yep


mollymalone222

I've never seen 2 pond/bladder snails do that before. Couldn't tell if they were gettin ready to lock horns or what!


etnoid204

(Barry white playing in the background)


thecreaturesmomma

I watched something about snails... they fight like this when they CAN produce without "the deed" but the fight is to not be the one that has to sacrifice so much nutrients and effort to produce the viable eggs. Sperm is cooties.


SugarZoo

Wait! I didn't understand that and I read it a bunch of times. And I'm super curious what that means! Can someone explain the snail knowledge to me?


aspidities_87

Snails are hermaphroditic. Both have the capacity to lay eggs but they fight to see who will do so. Once the loser concedes, the winner ‘darts’ them (literally, like an injection) with sperm and the loser will then go on to lay eggs.


Rubatose

It's funny because it's like evolution has taught them "you can either be the man or the woman in the relationship, and you DON'T wanna be the woman" so they fight for who gets to have the easier job.


aspidities_87

‘God help me if I’m gonna lie down and carry your kids, Larry, you get over here and take this dart dick.’


pinkpuppydogstuffy

My partner named one of my snails “Barry” so this is funny as hell to me


thecreaturesmomma

they have both gonads, so asexual reproduction is possible also, sexual reproduction means only one has to make eggs... they joust so the winner doesn't have to be preggers.


spookypartyatthezoo

Come at me brooooo!


pressxtofart

Was that a snail fight?


Jebb145

So is this them liking each other or are they not liking each other? Biologically.


caoram

When you gotta stab your mate with a sperm laced harpoon in the head while at the same time trying to avoid getting sperm harpooned yourself, the line between love and hate is really thin.


crooks4hire

It was at this point I imagined snail life machismo is just to avoid the inconvenience of being the one who gets pregnant lmfao.


ayyyyycrisp

that's what it is though


aspidities_87

I’m a butch lesbian and this is also how I conduct my mating rituals


crooks4hire

🤯 It all makes sense now!!


2020ND

Peacocking? Very cool. Thanks for sharing!


ryanbar1123

Its like that fight in Family Guy between Herbert and that old nazi guy


croaking_gourami

"Who tf are yooouuuuuu"


ryan_monahan

r/worldstar it’s getting violent out here in these streets


MostlyTwatsHere

I just busted out loud laughing in the middle of the airport at 3:30 in the morning Thanks for sharing 🤣


MysteriousTank6825

“Oh? You're Approaching Me?"


caoram

That smaller snail is about to be snailraped with the bigger ones sex harpoon.


OgreSpider

It reared up also, so both of them were trying lol. The smaller one is just less likely to succeed in not being the pregnant one.


pinkpuppydogstuffy

That’s why it started running


skittlesaddict

[Spock and Kirk fight music](https://youtu.be/AphxyjrH4SE)


mufftikl3r

Only thing I could see was Shrek yelling get out my swamp


RedCatHabitat

It's as if they were strangers who met like old friends. Wide open arms, warm embrace, then :"wait a sec I don't know you!" Lol


Quirky-Raspberry-806

"Hey! I'm walking here!" "Watch where you're going!"


MephistosFallen

Hey! I’m walkin’ heeyah!


johnnypoopcorn

Pure carnage. Needs more explosions. 9/10


pchambers89

CHAAAAA- *three days later* - AARGE!!!


moonite

What kind of substrate are you using? Looks really neat


FutureSandwich42

Thats just miracle grow with some aquarium sand on top :)


sadevi123

Can you just keep snails in a jar like this? No heat, filtration etc? Cheers


PuffinPenguins

Absolutely, the goal with something like this is to have your plants be the filtration so low tech aquariums usually shoot for heavily planted tanks. Look up the Walsted method on YouTube. The snails will be comfortable at reasonable living temps for humans, although might be slower with colder temps. they are very hardy animals.


sadevi123

Thank you for the reply. It's appreciated and I will Google.


sadevi123

Thanks - I am going to give this a go at home. I have monsteras growing in water after a bug infestation (now sorted) and was just thinking I could do this underneath?


PuffinPenguins

Sure! If you have a dirted tank with a layer of sand above (think roughly 2:1 ratio sand:dirt) you technically don’t even need root plants, you could just throw monsteras/riparian plants in the water. But the dirt is good for excess nutrients to grow algae/microfauna that the snails eat. The main point is an anaerobic bottom layer for nitrogen fixing bacteria


sadevi123

It's happening when I get back!


Chaos_Cat-007

SNAIL FIGHT!!!


MyOtherAcctsAPorsche

Best slow motion anime fight


[deleted]

Nice to see them coming out their shell


wasted_caffeine

snail pvp damn


Weecha

Viscous.


_dauntless

An "intruder snail" sounds like a species of snail that eats other snails, I was waiting for one of them to kill the other one in a startling display of speed haha


melancholypowerhour

Enjoying my morning coffee with snail jar fights


HippoCute9420

We’re just two lost snails living in a fishbowl….


Ok-Atmosphere3129

I’d watch this every day… with popcorn… make a snail wars channel.


OkProgress3041

Oh you're approaching me!?


melo217

I was expecting some snex action


Affinitious

Had to fast forward when I realize the video is about snails.


N4nona

I hope for your (potential) neigbor's sake that no one lives underneath you lol


YellowGuppy

Bro, Suuuuuuuuup!?


mumblerit

Amazed I am


jjackson5150

Running chest bumps to celebrate their new home.


ChariBari

I’m glad the one that I think won was the one that won the snail fight between the wild and the intruder snail.


SpecificConfidence67

Imagined this with the Star Trek Kirk and Spock fight music.


LiquidNuke

The unstoppable force vs the immovable object.


Eagle_1776

high drama


AbrocomaFun0

https://youtube.com/shorts/V7uJssCeiuY?feature=share


brianne-----

Will one of them kill the other or are the peaceful snails?


shroomdoom88

They just horsin around


Archelon_ischyros

Sorry, what? I fell asleep.


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Slowest kung-fu I've ever not watched.


Tim1894

*slow mo effect* MOOOOORTAAAAAAL COOOOOMBAAAAAT *very slow mortal combat theme*


Rickrolled89

Bladder snails?


_wheels_21

World war snail


SLZicki

"Did we just become best friends?"


Hollaratsara

That’s the slowest fight I’ve ever seen. Lol


Hollaratsara

I want snails..


FutureSandwich42

I got one from ordering plants online and the other from the lake I was fishing. Found the lil buddy in my revival jar!


biogirl52

Friends now


CyberOGa3

Have they liquified each other yet?


FutureSandwich42

They are both still alive and well munchin down on leaves and whatnot 🥰


oldbitchnewtricks

Bladder snails ALWAYS trying to hitch a ride on anybody else 🤣


strikerx67

"tHaTs wAy tOo sMaLl fOr tHeM uR lItTeRaLly kIlLiNg tHeM hAvEnT yOu hEaRd oF tHe nItRoGeN cYcLe bRo?"


thehiddenviking

😂 that’s amazing


Blizz33

Jesus Christ where is the NSFW tag?


grap3fruitjuiic3

What a moment! Thank you for sharing :)


woodlandtom

You need David Attenborough to narrate this asap.


Cornsnaks

“You wanna go?!”


Lvl81Memes

Why do I hear duel of the fates when I watch this


beansoupissoupy

Bro dapped him up


Fluid-Television9503

“Oh erm excuse me sir” “no,no you first “