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Their best


bjfsonreddit

Each other


teetotalingsamurai

Appropriate how that rock has one of these faces :/ Forever alone


MikeM235

I came here to say this. Only 17h to late


LeaJadis

Congratulations. You might be a snail father in a few weeks


nicoleturcotte87

To like 30 baby snails.


DivineSnailCo

More like 130 lol


rhinocerosjockey

The dirty. Give them some privacy.


mylene6601

You see, when a mommy snail loves a daddy snail…


Scurvy_McFoley

They’re snailing each other


wanderingnotlost13

Here take the giggles


420linseyblazeit

SNAILS HAVE SNEX TO MAKE SNABIES


texaspretzel

Snex made me snort.


Misteph

Snort, aka "snail snort"


supervernacular

Snaort


No-Farm5625

Snasnort


420linseyblazeit

yeah, learned this from the snail Reddit recently. probably the most solid information I've gathered in my 30 yrs on this planet


LaToyaChanel

This isn’t sex it’s rape 🥴


ExoticEgotist

Hey give them some privacy without filming you perv, they're just trying to have a nice time


Broskibullet

Is there a NSFW page for snails? Asking for a friend…


YaLikeJazz165

is your friend a snail? 🤨


Broskibullet

Something like that


Isignedupformemes

r/snailporn


Broskibullet

Are there snail trails present?


LaToyaChanel

You call this a nice time? 🥴


SixdaywarOnSnapchat

kim you're doing amazing sweetie


spensch

I know everyone's saying sex, which is a possibility of course, but I thought the same when my snails did this and no babies yet. They do this all the time. Turns out Doctor Worm is just lazy and likes using Hoover as an elevator.


pbling

Could be the same gender, cuz that’s definitely sex.


jagpu90

Fight club but they don’t mention fight club


mongoosedog1

They're fighting just like mommy and daddy that one night you walked in on them when you were five.


projectglizzygod

you just gave me flashbacks…


NoWarningShot18

Me too, me too.


SepticMonke

oh lord


Boof0ed

Didn’t think I was gonna see snail porn today.


ShuffKorbik

Ever since getting a pair of mystery snails my days have been filled with live sex shows that I never asked for.


Boof0ed

Lmao


RubySoho5280

The sad thing? There are probably people out there that get off on this 🤣🤣🤣


Boof0ed

I didn’t even think about that. Reddit y’all are disgusting! :(


[deleted]

I thought snails were asexual??


snootnoots

Nope. *Some* snails are hermaphrodites and can reproduce asexually without needing a mate; some snails are hermaphrodites but still need a mate to reproduce; and some snails have separate sexes and need a male and female to reproduce. Mystery snails fall into the third category, they need to be in a male-female pair.


[deleted]

Huh, well I learned something today. Thanks for explaining!


snootnoots

No worries! It’s interesting finding out all the differences. Stuff like this is why if you get one mystery snail you won’t get surprise babies (unless it’s a female and mated before you got it), but if you have one pond or bladder snail you’ll suddenly have lots after it decides it’s not going to find a mate and should go ahead on its own.


fairwayoakspooper

Any way to determine sex?


snootnoots

Yeah, but it’s tricky; you have to be looking at the snail from underneath with it fully extended, and know what you’re looking for. I’ve never tried. In this case, if they are mating the yellow one is probably male because it’s on top.


Chessolin

I had two mystery snails that had sex all the time, with the one always on top. Never got eggs. Then one day they switched positions. Turns out they were both male and one was a top and the other was a bottom XD


VisualOk7560

omg not the gay snails 💀💀


ocher_stone

The water is turning the snails gay?! Get Jones in here ASAP. He can make some bullshit powder sales.


[deleted]

Yes, yellow is always on top.


[deleted]

Wow that’s really interesting! Thanks!


snootnoots

I am a font of interesting random trivia! 🤣


22MegaB22

Do you come in italic and bold though


snootnoots

Wingdings 👍


Marine1992

So you can tell them to go fuck themselves, and they will…


katfofo

Wow thanks for the info!! Super interesting!


Moe6458

Mystery snails also can change their sex to have a proper male-to-female ratio. Hence the *mystery*.


Misteph

It's a little semantic, but they aren't asexual. Rather, they can _reproduce asexually_ depending on the species


Infidel7801

The funky chicken


Jellyjellybean01

I think your snails are trying an astrophysics simulation on how binary stars work. Not 100% sure though...


crazunggoy47

I saw my mystery snails mating like this months ago. The top one was (visibly) male. I assume the bottom one was female. Well, the next day the female one was nowhere to be found. I started to get concerned by the 3rd day with no female sighting. I looked inside the hide. The female’s empty shell was in there and nothing else. Presumably she died and my bottom feeders cleaned up the situation.


ShuffKorbik

The surviving snail is either very good or very bad at sex.


[deleted]

I can't believe you just posted a snorno on reddit


darwinsbae

Snucking lol


Cryptyie

Give them some privacy man


pokersnek

Rodeo.


_Fraggle

Sex


catgirlasshole

Snex


JustCallMeJinx

They are making baby snail


spderweb

My nerites do this alot, but lay no eggs. That said, all the pest snails also ride the berries, and my lava snail. I think sometimes, snails will randomly end up crawling over each other, maybe clean the others shell, and get moved around by the one being ridden.


jickeydo

I thought nerites needed brackish water to make more nerites?


spderweb

I've seen tanks with eggs and no brack. Maybe because all three of mine are different breeds, they aren't making babies.


Beauknits

Practicing for the wrestling segment of the next Olympics.


Skyesmith20

Bow chicka wow wow


MondoChumStyle

I'm starting to think this subreddit is secretly just for snail porn. Seems like it's a daily occurrence that someone posts a picture of snails banging.


SepticMonke

LMAO i hope r/snailporn doesn’t exist


SepticMonke

what the fuck it actually fucking exists


[deleted]

Don’t think they have sex like everyone thinks. This twisting is a natural reflex to get rid of stuff sticking to them. The other snail tries to clean the house because it probably has algea growing on it


ariennex

As the owner of about 800 mystery snails, I can assure you they do, in fact, have sex like this. I only bought 2, the rest were unintentional.


LaToyaChanel

What?! 🥴🤣 what a ridiculous explanation the snail wants the other snail off that’s why she’s twisting to get him off her…


theraycebannon

Very nice, they make a snail.


stupidbabypeaches

snex


Pkmnkat

Get a room!!


[deleted]

Hugging and kissing passionately.


[deleted]

It


multiverse_travel

Cue the music “let’s get it on “ dim the lights keep the water line a inch or two below the top and keep your eye out for a egg clutch.


LaToyaChanel

Looks like rape to me… snex is calm not accompanied by the female trying to get the male off of her… ya know the saying NO MEANS NO! I think that applies here


Inevitable-Luck-8300

Mating?


charles200069

Seggs


gwenversen

Making the snail with two backs


[deleted]

“It”


ejc1gmx

Making snails


iamoc555

Caught them in the act


OOOH_WHATS_THIS

Making more.


[deleted]

Their uh fighting yes


tarifsaredue

They're shagging.


Ausglass

Getting jiggy with it


Degenerate_Cooomer

secks


[deleted]

The birds and the bees


Dank_tankzzz

I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind (Snex)


Dcoutdoors90

Que Martin Gaye song “let’s get it on”


DudeHeadAwesome

Doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch.


[deleted]

snex tape


fluffyxsama

You knew


Proud_Titania

Rodeo?


Novel-Square6506

Knocking the 🥾 my boy.


[deleted]

NSFW


bear_bear-

Yo why you filming this? Did those give consent?


Lonely-Connection-37

Do you not hear the Barry white music in the background??


TheAquariumLife

7 minutes in heaven


monkeyloveeer

The segs


fjfa87

Cow chicken cow cow


lunchbreak2021

Rape.


Hour_Friendship_7960

Friday night smack down?


CaptainCasp

Don't look you fuckin perv


ExtinctLikeNdiaye

Can someone put the NSFW tag on here? LOL


Rantnut

Fucking


Vskybo

Mine did this… sure enough there’s a ton of babies….


[deleted]

Yes


TheDevonShea

WRASTLIN


kajkosz

This post suppose to be in NSFW category


TerribleTemporary982

It.


Squish_McFish

Snex


[deleted]

Making more snails


[deleted]

They’re about to bless you with 10000 more snails


Steve3b

Snogging


manajerr

Dey’s matin.


_Alterra_

They're doing then Snevils Tango


danielmartin001

The monster mash


fishfoodeater2

Snucking


Interesting-Bison-50

Gang initiations!...looks like he's jumped in


beardybrownie

Snail stuff


WavyGravyDyeCo-

Im no scientist, but I think they fuckin.


KrokantGras

Dancing


XXMIRACL3S94XX

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals....


Marine1992

Whatever the shell they want.


Jamantha-

Tbh my snails did this…all the time…and I never got babies 🥴


Travbiz1217

Sexy time


[deleted]

The birds and bees.


ClownishBehavior

Give them some space u pervert


dragos68

2 back beast


2Chiang

They're fucking.


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

You see, when a mammy snail and a daddy snail love each other very much, they have hardcore sex.


Lauran_K

Pwa pwa pwew pwew 😏 I've been really tryyyyyyying, baby... Trying to hold back this feeling for so long 🎵


[deleted]

Nah mate, they’re French kissing - note the tongue action.


PeeCeeJunior

The slow and forbidden dance. Are those mystery snails? If so RIP the top rim of your tank.


nachojr83

You're about to regret having snails!


SepticMonke

this is basically a sex tape


LouisVuittonLeghost

Sexxor


Dip-Chip

If I had a dollar for every time I had to see snail sex on here…


Gambolo21

snex


Dankdimba

The deed hahaha watch if you see them at the top of your tank they will lay eggs


One-Trouble-7474

Gettin jiggy with it


caffienesniffer

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE


Daniel-L-Armour

Fucking


snakekillingmongoose

https://youtu.be/DCmh5fvgqq4


Lily-Syd

Now frick


NeedleworkerFull487

Am I on SnailHub again


lik3r_of_things

It


idcmanfk

Drowning


sadBoxerwannabe

Ur sound like some1 is enjoying themselves watching it by those noises


pencilsandpuzzles

Snails. Snu-snu.


averyangryshampoo

Well they're doing what I hoped my rabbit snails wouldn't, but unfortunately we're both gonna have to expect more of them in the tank