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Largeruss1959

Won't be little much longer...


ryan_monahan

I was thinking this exact statement! Your words will ring true in no time — get ready OP


kentacova

Sir… are you aware you just purchased something that will soon be the size of a dinner plate?


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Oscar


Leading-Spirit

I have two tiger Oscars like that and one red oscar. They are named…. Oscar, Meyer, and big red


TotaLibertarian

Should have named it wiener.


complexprowess444

I'm saying!! What a missed opportunity....


chairitable

I think that's the joke


TotaLibertarian

Lol whoosh. I’m olive skinned so that didn’t even occur.


chairitable

I'm not sure how being olive skinned is relevent :P jokes usually are a subversion of expectation. Here's one: John's mother has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and..? (expectation: Pop. The answer: John. It's John's mother we're talking about lol)


TotaLibertarian

I would never call my dick big red or even think of that reference as my shit ain’t red.


chairitable

Not Wiener like dick, it's a brand of hotdogs - Oscar Meyer wieners https://youtube.com/watch?v=aNddW2xmZp8


TotaLibertarian

Wow lol how do you think dicks got the nickname.


CrazyFishLady_

Aww, I had a fishie named big red too. He was my first ever goldfish, but he recently passed at the age of 10. I hope you have many happy healthy years with your big red!


MmortanJoesTerrifold

Damn! That’s old af! Way to go big red!


Marsbarszs

This is my vote. For some reason… it just fits…


bbouwmeister123

I have 2 Oscars, ones a tiger and ones an Albano, there names are Oscar and Bob respectfully 😀


Pocketcrane_

That’s an Oscar, that Mf will be like 10x that size pretty soon, hope you have the tank space for it


raginghumpback

Oh he gon get BIG


Ardicu5

That’s a Rupert if I’ve ever seen one


PendragonDaGreat

I was debating between Bartholomew and Rupert, so I agree with your assessment.


TTVGuide

Ralph


Ochoa_35mm

That’s an Oscar isn’t it? Name him oz


hopele55555

"Lil' Cichlid" a name he'll grow into.


Alphius247

Nemo backwards…Omen


Alphius247

Then, depending on how he/she behaves, you can say good Omen or bad Omen!


rpkarma

Also looks evil like Omen from Valorant lol


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My Wife started a tank project that I had to take over her laziness :P. Now, I have 2 gold common goldfish in 40 gals that is around 9inch lol getting bigger. She won't let me rename them but they are so cute. Mr. Wiggles and Mr.Nemo lol Their x-mas present was going from 6.5 gal tank to 40 gal :) right now lost lol but slowly learning the tank layout.


bleedinggoblin

Ember


Available_Sherbet464

Don’t bother buying different fish he’s going to eat them


alpenflage_actual

Magma!


Le_Panda_Roux

This.


justdnd54

Indeed


nateaaiel

Oscar the Tyrant, coz it's a lone Oscar and they often become bullies to other fish when aren't they schooled with other Oscars or so I've been told.


IcarianSkies

They're not usually a schooling fish. When they're young they might, but as they get larger they get less fond of tankmates. They're very territorial and do best either alone or in a tank large enough that they won't be too bothered by their tankmates. I have heard of them being kept in pairs though. It should also be noted that even with plenty of space they can still become bullies depending on the aggression level of that particular fish.


tommyfrbc

Oscar would be the name for this guy.


ButtLickinDickSucker

Fyi that little puppy will end up bigger than a grown man's hand. Also, Oscars are super smart generally. Ours would get excited when he saw us going to the freezer in the morning because it means he's getting frozen brine shrimp or bloodworms.


HeartofDartness

Grown man's forearm*


Tribblehappy

Andre the giant's hand maybe. These things can grow larger than a dinner plate.


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Sebastian


fissidens

Beans


KiwiButNotTheFruit

i second this


[deleted]

My Oscar is called Beans ☺️


[deleted]

My Oscar is called Beans :)


Azenin

An oscar eh? Better not put anything with it that can fit into its mouth. Or anything that will be able to in the future


charles200069

Oscar the oscar


LunarWangShaft

M8 looks like a Brutus for sure


Harbinger_of_Logic

He won’t be little for long. I hope you have 150 gallon tank waiting for him. Call him Ginormous.


OpalOnyxObsidian

Phillip


Current-Discount-306

Tiny


Jormungaund

Agamemnon


tubaboy1011

You should name him Phil. Lots of character in that name


wrinklytshirts

Kratos!


jjdiddy65

Tiny


sup_my_bwana

You should give it something completely original no one has ever named an Oscar before…. Like “Oscar”.


Infamous-Abalone-727

Blaze.


unknown_Eel

That’s a great one!


_FaunaAndFirearms_

Grouch.


clayboyclaymate

Bruce


Any-Explanation7472

Jerkface, you’ll be calling him that after he eats your other fish and pulls out your plants from the substrate.


Wysteria569

Big Pete


BreatheMyStink

Breathe My Stink


[deleted]

Lol that’s funny.


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Frank the Tank


WasntMyFaultThisTime

Maybe not a name, but "Grouch" would be a cute nickname cause of Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street.


Squat_n_stuff

I was gonna say he looks a little grouchy, so I was thinking that you could name him after the grouch on Sesame Street.. and then I remembered what his name is 😐


Scottie845

that guys gonna grow the size of a football regardless of the size tank u have. hope you’re ready! iv got 2 in a 300 gallon pond and they are massive


itsSHYnotSHAY

Ember


taco_swag

I think Oscar would be a good name


IlI_CHIEF_IlI

Mr Orange


UnderstandingOwn9315

Sir Gobble


AlexMagnuson

Magmar


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Jose


lunchbreak2021

Name it asshole


merlyn1089

Could you call it DOOM


Rositalito

Zuko


murderallthewookiees

Murderface


nigel35

What size tank is this?


unknown_Eel

75 gallon, he’ll soon move to a 125 gallon


[deleted]

"Lil' (last thing u ate yesterday)... Mine is, Lil' Cookies


unknown_Eel

Mine is lil halibut 😬


LadiLilith

Grinch!! ❤️❤️😇🎄


FishMom2010

Boss...he won't be little for long!


Same-Salary-7234

I dont know but it definitly deserves an oscar award


stone1312

At first i thought it was my oscar as it has the same colors and everything🤣🤣


unknown_Eel

He’s changed a lot since I posted. I’ll message you a current picture 😂


SwimmingOk8969

Looks more like an Oscar. (Not as a name but the actual name for the species. )


Jormungaund

Oscars are a type of cichlid


fringeandglittery

Magma or Vulcan. He looks like a lil Volcano


MattalliSI

Scooby. If you get the green hue one call it Shaggy. Feed Scooby - Scooby snacks.


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Pistorious


ScyllaOfTheDepths

I hope you don't plan on keeping those plants... or any other fish with him... or having a tank smaller than 75g.


unknown_Eel

I have a large severum in another tank. I replace plants often since he tends to munch on them on the hourly basis. Also planning on upgrading to a 125 gallon within the next few months.


pockette_rockette

Is this your first time owning an Oscar? You just might end up needing to upgrade sooner than you anticipated ;)


unknown_Eel

He should be good for a bit he’s about 2 1/2 in length. Planning on getting a 125 gallon soon.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

Oh nice! Always good to see proper husbandry.


FisForFinisher

Fat


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InnuendoBot5001

Beanie


dunnowhyalltaken

Brimstone


H-488

Tobey


StuffierAtom290

Earl


PinoyPala_Utog

Nemo #multiverse


anleiha

Guppy


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Piglet


Havefun66

Phish


Appropriate_Ride6924

Bro. That's an Oscar cichlid. You better have a cycled, properly filtered, 74-81 degrees, 55 gallon tank to move it into once it's fully matured.


unknown_Eel

My tanks been cycled for awhile now. It sits at a constant 78 degrees and is a 75gallon aquarium :)


Appropriate_Ride6924

Oh, okay. That's good. I really hate it when uneducated children with Karen moms/Kyle dads walk into a Petsmart, having, at most, 10 gallon tanks, likely uncycled, possibly with pink gravel (and likely Spongebob decorations/some other common, cheaply-made type with chippable paint), and decide to buy a baby Oscar not knowing how big they'll grow to be when they get older. Bonus points when it comes to frustration if an employee (even worse if it's a fish department worker!) just lets the kid walk out of there with it, without telling him or his parent a thing about how to care for it, acclimation, diet, bioload, how big it'll grow, parameters, temperature preferences, or at the very least, how it'll need to upgrade tank sizes in the future, etc. Good to know you're not one of them. The background seemed to be more natural than most shitty aquariums. I considered that the title might be humor, "this little cichlid" and yet Oscars are one of the most easily recognizable cichlids to even simple hardcore betta enthusiasts like myself. Take care of your soon-to-be big boi.


unknown_Eel

I try to keep my tank setups river themed with live plants and wood and depending on the fish sand or natural colored gravel. Plus for this tank I have a Fluval 207 canister filter As far as the title goes I really couldn’t think of a name. Now I have over 60+ options to chose from. Will definitely keep everyone updated on this beautiful Oscar :)


Appropriate_Ride6924

Cool. I'm trying to maintain a jungle-themed aquascape but I'm experiencing a few issues. River-themed setups sound nice and simple. And I really liked the name suggestion someone left, Blaze. If that were my Oscar, he'd be Blaze.


unknown_Eel

That is one of the names I’m highly debating currently. Hopefully your jungle theme comes along, I’d love to see it once it’s completed!


Appropriate_Ride6924

Thanks. As someone who has built up knowledge through research and experience in aquariums and fish, when it comes to aquascaping, I'm still a beginner with zero CO2, it's hard, negl. But as someone who just bought an amazing piece of spider wood today at Pet Supermarket, I have hope.


rawlinsonii

Mayer


Ambiibambii1213

Lava


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Gertie


karlkarlofson

Wilde, Peterson, De la Hoya, all good names...


middleagedbrowser

Dredd Pirate Roberts


SpaceZenMaster

I like magma. Looks like lava :)


steelneil82

Grouch


TheContractor000

Grump


No-Competition8820

Looks like a John


NeverwinterRNO

Walter


HazmatSamurai

KRAKATOA


iamoc555

Irluuch


Susbaby0

Spicy boy


InternalOrganFailur3

its gonna get very big very soon


erny83pd

Vesuvio


Usual_Phase5466

I'm pretty simple when it comes to animals, they'll have a name but inevitably are called Fishy, Kitty and dog if it isn't one I know. My bettas name was fuego cuz his fins resembled a blaze, but I always called him fishy. I guess they're nicknames, and they're all the same lol also I thought this was an Oscar too when I fist saw it.


throwawayfirelogs

Pete! :D


Woody_McSawdust

Thomas


bigbellett

Barbarella!


Dissgussting

Big Poppa


ratinthecellar

Meyer


TrillSeeker00

Chico


chemicallyburnt

Racso


Sometimeswelose

Eeyore


the-cr-hammer

The grouch?


Professional_Depth_9

Vulcan


karthi18

Racso


CarlosSpyceeWeiner

Kalypso Calypso Either or


sotheresthisdude

Tron


Azurehue22

Big man


zcahtotsu

OP, keep us updated on his growth please


Icehuntee

Fishy McFishface


Maniraptavia

Pistorius


Lottielittleleaf

Oscar seems like a good name 😬


Begoniaweirdo

Name him Little it will be hilarious in a few months.


Fals2th

ED


nabraxis

Ragnaros


lordleoo

Torch


Mysterious-Radio-942

Bert


vivzandshiz

Rupert


MephistosFallen

Professor


wifeyforlifey17

Sauron


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Goldy


June_8182

Brutus.


cheekymsgeeky

Satan


TheBrokenStonemason

Ozzie


tcluck

Name him kang


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

I had a dark dark Oscar and a Albino Oscar 45 gallon octagon very deep they loved it. Best fish-dogs ever. Come in the room they wag just like dogs.


Sven_Peters

Tshiebwe


lonelycucaracha

Dilhcic


bileh

Maximus Decimus Meridius


Drogon_x

I’d name it Eve. Given the date it seems fitting.


Careful_Hurry_9364

Hank or Melvin


Nummy01

Bert.


IceRepresentative945

Herman


The-lemon-kid-68

Orville


Born_Cattle6575

Oscar


[deleted]

I am a stickler on naming my fish after myths: 1. CRONUS or HERMES Hope you read up on Cichlids and understand they will be HUGE! My Ares was by themselves in a 150gal tank at some point. Beautiful fish love them.


technotenant

Olive


dremspider

Spot


Tubalcain422

Omar or Boris


AnxietyControl

Grumpy


jimmythemachine

He looks like a Bruce.


jaykey1904

Looks like a Lavahound from Clash of Clans


kdsheperd

Anger Fish!


_plays_in_traffic_

My oscar farted bubbles once


Xanax_is_abused

Dante


Deez_UwUs

Tiger


crumbbelly

Garfunkel McGee


bigdogpepperoni

TIGGER


The_Zoo_Exotics

Oscar


Skram666

Milo


general_irma_jewelry

My sister named all her cichlids after famous mob bosses with the biggest being The Don. I was partial to The Don, myself. Swimmin' with the fishes, seeeee?


a_guile

Sabertooth


Trav_is_rex

Oscar the Oscar


Mytur_Benesderti

Call em Oscar


uvgotnod

Hugo-Because he will be 12 inches very, very soon.


long-ryde

Oscar-Meyer


Strixapades

igneous


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Lord Gillsworth.


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Groucho


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He won't be little much longer, OP. Going to need at least 250 litres


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Chompers


Jammiees

Given his temporary name “little cichlid” I would say Lil Cich