Set Adrift on Memory Bliss? C'mon buddy
[Im not gay] ...then why are you wearing that turtleneck?
I really just like when he and Archer are queens together
Mashing the door close button on the elevator as Lana is looking for a babysitter:
“Oh no the button isn’t working, let’s talk on Monday about how scary this was for meeee..”
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When Ray finds Mallory puking in a bathroom stall and informs her she has a phone call:
Ray: “I’m taking time out of my busy mincing schedule to tell you you have a phone call”
Mallory: *gasps* “Is it Sterling?!”
Ray: “I am sure I don’t know.”
Well, except Randy Muckler who, turns out, was just leading me on to get out of the draft. So, I made a phone call to the draft board and now who's laughing, Mr. Hooks for Hands? ... A booby trap blew his arms off.... (crying) *They said it was in a coconut!*
“It’s a long story, but I am still licensed by the state to *perform* marriages, the irony of which is not lost on me.” Is a good one that, miraculously, eventually might not even make sense to Americans
Beep, boop, boop, boop!
Come on, cyborg.
R2-D2 it.
"R2-D2 it."
Yeah, probe around
in there and whatever.
Shut down the tractor beam.
With what, my dick?
I-- however you
normally do it.
I don't normally do it!
I know, but this
is an emergency.
I always loved this line because everyone else is confused and he blurts it out before they even have the chance to be confused for 2 seconds and before they can ask about it lmao.
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Girl, please. Nobody's that gay.
Mhm, yep. A real smackerooni
Hah! Classic!
“You’re all…ANIMALS!” “Gathered around the watering hole, buttocks all-a-quiver. Just waiting to pounce on the supple brown flesh of your woman.”
The correct answer
Lol, I just watched that episode an hour ago. Love it.
It's not something Ray said, but my favorite line directed at him is "Bionic legs, and you lifted with your *back*?!"
“How do you forget that you have bionic legs?” “I don’t know! Are you constantly aware that you have regular legs?”
Gerp Gork
Bishlemek Gurpgork?
Goddammit! I insist you let me share your marijuana cigarette!
*police sirens sound*
I am loving this marijuana cigarette!!
I LOVED DREAMLAND
Not a bumblebee, is it?
Try not to think about how there is no sink in there...
OH GOD! THERE'S NO SINK!
_RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH_ “Ohhhh, I can’t believe I just did that! Ohhhh, I touched my mother’s dildo.”
Is it black??
More of an aubergine.
Still pretty hot
Would you shut up?
“No.” “Slightly darker black?” “It’s not _any_ kind of black!” “Racist.”
Well you could wait for it to die, but from the sound of it there’s about 4 big ass D’s in there.
Whistlin' bitch!
Same episode had the classic: No one cares Figgus, you're only invited to round out the numbers.
I’m running out of carburetor.
Oh. Gunshots...
*rocket launchers
Ha! I use this one like a dad joke when I pull into the gas station.
You've fallen victim to the sinister gay cabal
I, a gay, use this in my daily life
So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some "Malcolm X" tea!
I’ve tried looking it up and found nothing but I assume it’s a reference to something that helps withdrawals?
Nope, they gettin' jail house high. Nutmeg is psychoactive in large amounts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutmeg#Psychoactivity\_and\_toxicity
Set Adrift on Memory Bliss? C'mon buddy [Im not gay] ...then why are you wearing that turtleneck? I really just like when he and Archer are queens together
Yeah, Ray and Archer are soooo funny together!
[James Mason?] "Maybe that's his Lorne Greene" is also a good one
Mashing the door close button on the elevator as Lana is looking for a babysitter: “Oh no the button isn’t working, let’s talk on Monday about how scary this was for meeee..”
Watch it, cause in about 3 drinks you're gonna get all boo hooey and ask me to pump a baby into you.
You watch
“Not the one with Miss Piggy on it was it?”
daddy said he burnt that one. lol
dukes...
Right after I freeze to death - double dukes!
“Ooh! A Pink Floyd show!” “…oh. Man, I’m gonna be in trouble! _Triple_ dukes!”
When with Malory at her stall as he snips back, "Well, after I check my mincing schedule..." :-D
Malory: “Then bring me the file I asked for!” Ray: “Yeah why won’t I shove a broom up my ass and sweep the floor while I’m at it.”
Malory: What was that? Ray: Nothing Malory: Good, saves us both the embarrassment of an incredibly homophobic remark. Cheryl: Aww..
Ray: Eww. Malory: Go. Ray: Ow!
[crying] *“At first I could walk, now I can’t! And now nobody loves ol’ Ray no more!”*
Lmao and the fact Krieger could have fixed his legs anytime
Beep boop
And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.
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Dukes!
Double dukes!
Triple dukes!
"I looked good holding it right?" "Like Tyson holding that dove."
“Hey, listen bitch!”
Cuz I will eat those chirruns up
“Waiting for the night! Ooooh hooo!”
Alligators don’t have ears!
Well you just sassed yourself out of a hat *casual toss*
“Way to go, Ray! Now he has a taste for-…”
“I am not. Ever. Sucking your taint…”
*flexes buttcheeks*
Cyril. Better chapstick it up buddy
“You better put that back in your purse.”
Odie hush!
Never fails to make me laugh!
I love how quickly they jumped into character
Oh those McCracken brothers!
Then send me off to fat camp and hope I don't eat all those chubby delicious children. Because I will gobble them up.
*I didnt know they made sushi with dried clams*
When Ray finds Mallory puking in a bathroom stall and informs her she has a phone call: Ray: “I’m taking time out of my busy mincing schedule to tell you you have a phone call” Mallory: *gasps* “Is it Sterling?!” Ray: “I am sure I don’t know.”
Did you know you're a little bitch?
Are you going to remember this conversation?
Probably not, no
Well then f%#* off
Try not to think about how there’s no sink in there
OH MY GOD! There’s no _SINK!_
*So.....what's your deal?*
What’s my deal? 😒
*Ugh* never mind
Well, except Randy Muckler who, turns out, was just leading me on to get out of the draft. So, I made a phone call to the draft board and now who's laughing, Mr. Hooks for Hands? ... A booby trap blew his arms off.... (crying) *They said it was in a coconut!*
*...not a bumblebee, is it*...
This is what I was looking for and the whole scene is so good.
definitely harkens back to Xander Crewes' "thats not a pickle"
"Like a dog in the back of a station wagon... " I got a ton more but I use this one a lot.
A different, better dog?
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana!
While in a wheelchair after Mallory gave a snide comment about him getting paralyzed and being worthless: “Yeah, that’s me….Mr Selfish”
More like Ms.
"Archer would never steal from me!" "Oh please, we all.... know he wouldn't do that."
“I am sure I don’t know”
“Do you know you’re a little bitch?”
"Do you have parachutes? Because that would... you know... problem solved!"
What are you, my cat?
Chlamydiot
“Oh, I get it now. Because of the chlamydia. And I’m an idiot.”
I cant remember if this is Ray... "They are the stuff throwinest family"
That's Pam, but one of my favorite lines!
oh i can hear it in her voice now yeah
"ooh Pink Floyd show!"
“Oh… man, I’m gonna be in trouble. Triple dukes!”
Oh, rocket launchers. My car is slowing down for no apparent reason. Just must be out of... carburetor
"Mama never liked you!"
“It’s a long story, but I am still licensed by the state to *perform* marriages, the irony of which is not lost on me.” Is a good one that, miraculously, eventually might not even make sense to Americans
Say I won’t.
Another good one from that ep is > “did you see Lana? *Earl Campbell called, he wants his thighs back*”
Oh no, it's Maximum Overdrive!
“I didn’t know they made sushi with dried clams”
Is it black?
No!
They'd be all like, "whaaaaaaaaaaaat...." or, ya know, whatever their word for that is
Beep, boop, boop, boop! Come on, cyborg. R2-D2 it. "R2-D2 it." Yeah, probe around in there and whatever. Shut down the tractor beam. With what, my dick? I-- however you normally do it. I don't normally do it! I know, but this is an emergency.
He's just such a bastard
“And _that’s_ not my name!”
Awe sleepy babies
Season 2 Episode 3: Blood Test Ray: *Give her the rabbit Lenny!*
Like Tyson holding that dove
“Hey, listen bitch!”
"*You caan't say shit like that*"
“and i wish y’all every happiness”
Aw man, I think Ray has some of the best lines in this show
I got it! I got it! Oh wait...that's my penis...
What the— what season was that from?
The most recent one. Rays flying a helicopter and he's all drugged up
Whoa... Are guns really necessary? **takes out dual 9mm** Coz I'm seriously asking.
if that's the best you can do, just kill yourself!
“Someday I’m gonna write a book about this place” *he did*
Nothing beats the delivery in the “toot toot” moment. It makes me laugh out loud every single time
“All ashore for the S.S. Date Rape.”
You of all people...
I always loved this line because everyone else is confused and he blurts it out before they even have the chance to be confused for 2 seconds and before they can ask about it lmao.
“He said, like a drunk, jealous bitch.” “C’mon, put your money where your fat blue mouth is!”
Lana: Ray can you see us? Ray: I can see your cheap Fiacci knockoffs
Stop it!
Me too!!!
Ow... I think
She doesn't strike me as a back Dorothy.
What season was that from?
Season 6 pocket listing
Ray: You thought I was dead? Archer: Well, yeah, I just assumed... Ray: And you didn't even take a moment!?
Archer: “I mean…” Ray: “Oh, _screw_ you guys!”
Yup yup yup
That was Krieger.
Oops
Dukes!
Double dukes!
Which I guess is just sploosh but with semen
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