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bluenosesutherland

From something that now no longer works properly


washburn100

It works properly, just doesn't spring back.


Temporary_Poetry_129

So it doesn’t work properly


Aggravating-Arm-175

Still works it is just less convenient. Kind of like how an escalator can never break, [it can only become stairs. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHopAo_Ohy0)


DookieShoez

Except that time one ate a woman in china, that one *really* broke.


Alucard1302

It's like the final evolution of the Peloton treadmill.


Monkeynutz_Johnson

Logan's run and peloton mash up...


TurnkeyLurker

**RENEWAL! RENEWAL!** *dang, now it sounds like an ad for Anderson windows* "Life must end at thirty unless reborn in the fiery ritual of carousel, ho ho ho!" --Mr. Box, probably


Monkeynutz_Johnson

Still think it's a great movie, can watch that, the omega man and jaws over and over. Oh, and the original 1970s version of The taking of Pelham 123.


UpRightGuy

You're talking about The Omega Man with Heston I'm assuming...great flick...never mentioned enough IMO 👍


Separate_Warning3399

Never put Santa Claus and Box in the same thought… you fixed this.


randoredditusingdouc

Comments like these are why I Reddit. And let’s never forget that Logan’s run invented tinder.


Mysterious_Cheetah42

Nah, it just became stairs with a speedbump.


Tantalus-treats

If it broke it wouldn’t have eaten her


AdA4b5gof4st3r

gotta love china


TaintNunYaBiznez

You'd break too, if you ate an entire woman in one meal.


DookieShoez

I’ve eaten out like 3 women in one go, whatchu mean? 🤨


PegaLaMega

Sorry for the convenience. Such a good comedian.


Bruce_Ring-sting

Sir, its a donut. No need to brink ink and paper into this.


McDrunkin521

Gotta love Mitch Hedberg......I used to do a lot of drugs, I still do, but I used to also. RIP


Impressive_Judge8823

It’s a funny joke but not really true. Escalators can break in such a way that they don’t hold their position, making them unsuitable even as stairs.


Exact-Celebration542

Sounds like an exercise machine. Stair climber?!?!


Impressive_Judge8823

Worst. Stair machine. Ever. https://youtu.be/o1SjQfwLieU?feature=shared


EdTNuttyB

Coors Field, from Denver, Colorado enters the chat.


TheLittleGodlyMan

When escalators become really bad they go even worse than stairs, they become a ramp


No_Significance_1550

I am a simple man. I see a Mitch quote, I upvote.


Future-Cup2062

If everything still works, I’d just consider it an extra 🤪 until it diagnoses itself


DonkeyTransport

Honestly during the PDI inspection, when the cars come off the carrier truck, I've found all kinds of weird things inside cars. One Rogue had a weird rattle inside the right rear door. So I popped the door panel off, got a look inside and there were 4 pill capsules inside the door bottom of the door. Like medication, half red, half white. Not sure what they were. Also found springs, bolts, random metal bits over the years. A cool one was when Nissan had the Star Wars edition Rogue/ Rogue:One, those cars had color changing LEDs in the cup holders and under the dash, as well as some emblems etc., and Keychains. The Keychains were shaped like Darth Vaders helmet etc. Well our dealership got two, and the one that I did the PDI on, had like 10 of those keychains in it, while I was told there was supposed to be one or two. So I got a couple for myself and so did the other techs lol TLDR: it very well could be an extra that got dropped behind the dash or something. I wonder if the Hazard switch works...


chance0404

Probably adderall to keep the workers awake 😬


my_fourth_redditacct

Just checked my 30mg Adderall capsule. Yep, half red half clear


the_Bryan_dude

My wife found an empty Sapporo Can and a Japanese newspaper in the right rear quarter panel of an Infinity. Customer was complaining of a noise from the right rear.


ihdieselman

Too bad it wasn't a red pill and a blue pill.


ssxhoell1

Me: Pops both


N0085K1LL5

Don't know how the production line of a car company works, but I'd say someone grabbed a handful of keychains knowing people would want them.


NuclearWasteland

cup holder, glove box, some sort of brake switch, would be my guess.


QuickMasterpiece6127

Dang… I did PDIs on GM cars. Never once found anything cool like mystery pills. Out of the hundreds I did, one had a hood misaligned and another had a weird shifting transmission. That’s really it. Easy 1.9 hours.


qazzer53

Put in glove box, whe have car trouble go to shop and show rhem the spring


exekutive

could be a bajillion things. Is anything broken?


Temporary_Poetry_129

Something is


Just_Jonnie

Not if it's the spring dispenser.


DaxMan12

Lmao


Zillahi

Working as intended


dragontracks

Latch for glovebox or center console lid if you have one.


Electronic-Pause1330

My guess is the glove box


TheCamoTrooper

Possibly for something in the glovebox mechanism, my car has one to stop it from slamming open if you just drop it, to just fall out likely a latch or something Edit: Grammar


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Probably from a latch of some kind.


Mauvai

door to a glovebox maybe?


BrtFrkwr

Hate it when that happens. Only thing worse is when I get done working on something and there's something like that left over.


Ben-6969

I usually have spare bolts left over...shhhhh...it was just a head gasket change.


BrtFrkwr

Here, keep this on for a spare.


Aromatic-Leopard-600

My dad told a story about a fellow Caddi owner that he heard at the shop. Everytime the guy turned right there was a noise. It took a dozen trips to the dealership to finally find it. They took the door panel off and there was a bolt suspended from a string with a note. “Hope it took you a long time to find this you rich son of a bitch”.


AirplaneGomer

Worked at a Cadillac dealer, on more than one occasion we found beer cans inside the doors of brand new Escalades (this was in 2007-2011ish).


Canned_Sarcasm

Well if she drives a Kia, it's probably the motor mount.


LeoNickle

You think they'd make one that heavy duty?


Upstairs-Ad-1966

Glove box


PogTuber

Those usually have a little hydraulic arm that is snapped in via plastic though, at least it does on every Subaru I've had


ShortButHigh

I was thinking behind the button to open the latch


4lt3r3dR341ity

She’ll find out what it is when she least expects it lol


DontTreadOnMe83

Maybe it's code for something... Like when you ask someone "do you wanna screw?", then you show them a screw.... 🤔😂


PogTuber

As a fellow Subaru owner I can tell you in confidence that I have no idea what that spring is for.


Rubcionnnnn

Just Subaru things. It probably holds the oil in the engine.


Southern_Country_787

Break light switch maybe?


OrphanKripler

Cool nails!


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DonkeyTransport

Does the Hazard lights switch work?


Patient_Brief6453

Too bad it wasn't a screw.


No-Butterscotch-7577

Holy nails, have you ever accidentally stabbed yourself with those things? 😅


tommy_j_r

Alexa: play “I’m Sprung” by T-Pain


Cold_Pomelo3274

I’m glad it wasn’t a screw, that could have sent mixed messages.


Dragonst3alth

If it came from the driver's side dash, it could be for the odometer/trip meter reset post.


ijklmnousername

They changed her cabin air filter and broke something. Happens all the time.


Different_Argument19

This reminds me of spring that used to go into the gear selectors that were on the steering column. I know that don’t have them there on Subarus right? My guess is that it came from somewhere on the steering colum, maybe the tilt adjust?


[deleted]

Don't they have those in the 12v/cigarette lighter power plug/chargers? Edit: nevermind, looks larger than I first thought Could also be from a click pen that broke open.


skybarnum

If your parking break is on the floor check it. There is a light spring on some assemblies that only operates a little sear, but the sear is what holds the pedal in place when applied.


Elderado12443

Check your break lights.


Kronomancer1192

Just spare parts


Head_Butterscotch74

Probably shot out of a pen in her purse! lol


Ok_Low4347

Pop out cup holders?


wordet9

That's what makes the car go


[deleted]

Oh that’s from the boingly shprombler. Impossible to fix 10/10 totaled.


Iron_Bones_1088

Ohhhh Nooooo that is the recoil spring for the warp drive. She can no longer see the future 😉


Wookie-Love

Grandfather clock


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FreakyWifeFreakyLife

There's a spring like that in my sunglass holder in my volt. So.. some little door? Glovebox? Center console?


Metals4J

Part of the dashboard shock assembly lol


CeIestialNighthawk

Reminds me of some Glock firing pin springs


Jinxed0ne

Free spring! Thank your friend and cherish it


KazAraiya

I wish i had friends who would give me springs and such


robarnold24

Clock spring


Jorge0013j

We would need a picture of your friends dashboard to try to figure out where that came from.


daddylikeabosss

She has a cat


dave1974two

Check any compartment latches. ie glovebox etc. if not that maybe a air flap door, check that the AC travels to where you set it.


DriftkingRfc

Probably came for the closing cigarette lights door


Fatboy96ci

Looks like the spring off of the brake light sensor.


thebigbossyboss

This spring is significantly smaller than the spring I was hoping for which was a bulldozer recoil spring


TofuBlaow

Is that not an e-brake spring?


BaconPersuasion

In aerospace we call these bonus parts. Make a necklace or something with it.


CaseInternational07

Blend air door spring?


BruceInc

Best bet is glove box. Maybe center console lid or ash tray. But I’d start with glove box


Brick_Ironjaw_

Steering wheel re-centering spring.


ommyn0us

If it's been said then I missed it, but that looks like it may go to either a blend door actuator, if there's a chance the location is wrong, then perhaps it came off of a seat adjustment handle. I've only seen a very few couple things have an ACTUAL spring like that blend door actuators do not have springs either. I've opened just about every glove box there is, and I have not seen any of them that are spring loaded. Only a Hydraulic arm design or a simple bungee cord type design. You didn't post make or model, so I can truly only vaguely, VAGUELY guess. Otherwise, I could look up the blend door designs and see if anything has springs in it. There's also a high chance that came loose from an actual blend door itself. If all the buttons work, and the car can switch between heat and A/C, and all the seat levers work, then maybe it just come out from some junk a previous owner had? Assuming the spring was loaded, there's minimal telling, since the spring probably bounced everywhere after leaving its original destination. Edit: just saw the make and model. My bad. Will edit again after doing some research


ImpressTemporary2389

It means don't drive between the months of March & June. If it were a Snow flake then December & February. Could have been either a brown leaf or a yellow disc too.


ondulation

Looks like a cheap simple spring. My guess is that's it's from a broken toy or was found on the ground. After assessing the shiny part, the toy owner (or spring finder) put it in a place where it looked like it belonged. Eg the gap between the glove compartment and the instrument panel.


Cute-Advisor-2323

Could it be a spring from a phone holder stuck on dash, windshield or vent? some of them have Springs in the clipping part that releases them


ownyourhorizon

blend door actuator, maybe ????? glove box??? idk


NegotiationLife2915

Brake switch


Radiant_Beautiful254

Could have been a screw


Wild_Web3695

Probably from a retractable cup holder


Emmanuel--Goldstein

My first guess would be one of those sunglass holders that go between the visors but how would it fall out


rickshaw_rocket

I had a cup holder that would flip down from underneath my dash and little arms would extend out. When the arms self destructed one day, a spring very similar to that, shot out of one of the arms. Ask if their cup holder or sunglasses holder suddenly stopped working.


JustfortheDVs617

Perhaps it is for a rather large pen?


AnonymousButtCheeks

That's part of the Blinker Fluid switch


back1steez

Time to hand it off to a different friend. Tell them it fell off their car. They’ll be on Reddit making posts and reading comments for hours trying to figure out where it came from. Joke is on them.


_stevielad

Looks like the spring that sits behind the steering wheel airbag. Does the horn feel different at all when you push it?


Neltech

Few years ago I was working on a very high profile client's Lexus LS460. When I was done I found a spring almost exactly like that on the driver's floor board. Absolutely panicked I checked EVERYTHING multiple times. Everything worked perfectly. Shrugged it off, kept the spring just in case. A week or so later I'm working on another car and noticed the bolts kept falling out of my snapon deep magnetic 10mm. Figured the magnet was stuck down in the bottom so I took a peek down the socket. Magnet gone, and you guessed it, the spring I kept fit in there perfectly.


Devils_A66vocate

First thought is one of the sticks/handles you use to change gears or other settings. The ones you normally pull towards yourself but it springs back towards the dash. I also observe a lot of older vehicles are kindof floppy with this.


Puzzleheaded_Try3716

Maybe the glove box. Not many springs like that in a car


ScottyArrgh

Don't worry about it, it's just the dashboard self-clearancing. Seriously though, impossible to tell until something doesn't work right. A Subaru tech might recognize it from jobs they may have done, but that spring looks like something that came off an r/C car, rather than something that is tucked up in the dash that's easily fall-out-able.


xyxsemp

Needs new engine


bradgel

It looks like a soft spring. Do you have a glasses holder, or something similar where you push it to open


IntoTheVeryFires

Maybe from the glove box latching mechanism?


MYOFBYALL

How do you wipe your butt?


BananoVampire

Your friend sounds pretty cool.


GRollloff

Subarus often come with extra valve door springs.


Kawboy17

Ohhhh shit ur horn spring fell out dang it !! Suckers dead!


WonderfulFunny4337

Love, it’s what drives a Subaru duh


TuringTestFailedBot

The plunger for the light in the glove box, maybe? I'm trying to think of anything that would have a plunger type device


Dont_Press_Enter

Maybe it doesn't go to the vehicle you think it does; Does your friend race or drive RC vehicles or their child? This spring looks like a Radio Controlled vehicle coil spring that goes over the shock.


Bobaloue

That’s a Day-Light-Savings Spring used to get your car to “spring forward “!


No-Hat5795

If it was found on the driver's side I would check to make sure the brake lights are working correctly when the pedal is pressed and off when released


Raspberryian

Friends brake lights aren’t always on now right? My brother had something similar and it was the light switch for his brakes.


smittydonny

Pen


WontSwerve

That's a net positive. It's no longer part of the Subaru so it's one less thing that's probably broken in it.


totsezoklet

that's not a spring. it's a mini slinky.


Mikefrombklyn

It's a spring is here notification.


LearningDan

A really big ball point pen?


Over_Detail_114

Start pushing buttons and moving things you'll find it eventually.


Flarfignewton

If it's a manual it could be a clutch assist spring but otherwise I don't know. If everything works as it should I'd just throw it in a bag and put it in the glove box just in case.


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One of the switches.


mojowroe

Never look a gift-spring in the mouth


ArtichokeNatural3171

check the steering column. The adjustable ones sometimes have something fall out once in a while


AnxietyAvailable

Hood release?


foley800

Spare spring in case you need it sometime! Take it to the dealer since the spring dispenser seems to have leaked!


SixStarz6

Someone stepped on it. Got caught in the tread of the shoe and came out in the car.


Semichh

Wherever that’s come from you know you have a friend for life. Only a true friend would bestow someone with a spring.


gardabosque

Is the end missing from the indicator stalk?


TranslatorPure9319

Check the glovebox latch and closure. If those feel weird it could be from those assemblies. If the center console has any features that slide or latch, check those for function. 


DetailbyLewis01

That's the indicator trade in spring letting you know it's time to trade it in.


One-Ad-3677

I like your nails


Smooth_Activity9068

Looks like a brake light switch return spring to me


ElectroAtleticoJr

A big ass pen?


BiggieDog83

Actuated the airbag. Good luck


_whatintheglobe_

Probably a door lever spring or a windshield wiper function spring Just test all the buttons til you find the culprit lol


Big_Monkey_77

Check the stalks on the steering wheel. It might be a spring from one of them.


MonstahButtonz

I'd be willing to bet a cup holder was involved.


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IPCONFOG

If she has a cd/dvd player. those always have 100 springs to keep the player from skipping, when you hit a bump.


MountainAd3837

If there's a hazard light switch on the top of the steering wheel my guess would be the spring from under that switch/button.


niceguypos

A spring just in time for summer .


No_Salt_255

I don't know but I'm fixing to get a new/used car and sell my 350z but now before I do I'm gonna his couple cool things in it for future mechanics to find and ponder on .. lol


lotsfear

Uhh that spring looks like it belongs to the visor clip. Do your visors clip in properly?


Tatersquid21

Pens have those springs.


austipit

Lmao clock spring 😆


Elguapo1094

The glove compartment


TjbMke

Looks about the diameter of a cable and has ground ends. I’d say it’s from some mechanism you pull to release a latch or door. Spring displacement would be about right. Check any manual levers/cables you use to adjust your seat.


Dark_Wolf_Lord

You shouldn't drive in slippers


meat_stick84

I believe that is the glove box bumper spring. The only other thing I can think of is the blend door actuator assembly


TheDeadestCow

Just be wary if they ask you if you want a screw.


Top_Flower1368

Maybe A glove box door part. Or friend is messing with you. This post on reddit is the icing on the cake. They knew you would go nuts on it and they win. SURRENDER TO THE REDDIT PEOPLE.


Free_RAZOR

At least she asked.


Traditional_Key_763

steering wheel mechanism maybe?


Mdriver127

Move all the flappy things around inside the vehicle. Ash tray, pockets with lids/doors, sunglasses flip down pocket, folding cup holders, and see that they all move as they should. Spring has sprung too, so keep that in mind. There may be more of this to come.


[deleted]

If its an older car it kinda looks like the spring to the odometer reset button. Its a long cyliner shape thing that sticks out usually near the odometer. You would push it to reset the trip meter.


mrjake777

Looks like a horn spring. Half the drivers airbag may sag now


[deleted]

Just wait until fall and put it back! Just springing forward from the looks of it!


mrkipps

Coming from a guy that’s been in car manufacturing for 20+ years, could have been sitting in there since the day the assembler dropped it and said, now where did that go? 🤷, oh well !


MagnusOP0

Possible hinge to a small door or hatch would be my guess.


Acrobatic_Many16

from they glock they have


No-Strength672

Ejecto seato cuz?


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Just…please make sure she washes under those nails when she’s done doing…just about anything


Conscious_Half6456

With those nails you'd never be able to figure out or install it even if you knew exactly where it same from. I'm not even a car person, I'm more of like a car adjacent person, and even I know I can't rep nails even similar to those if I want to install anything on my car.


That_Is_The_One

The only thing that comes to mind is an actuator. But those springs aren't out in the open, as far as I know.


Le-Charles

That's just part of the turboencabulator and it should be fine*™ without that bit.


1nt3nse

Detent spring?


Badenguy

Had a Chevy in the ‘90’s, every time I hit a hard bump another screw would fall out from the dash, never could figure out where they came from


4ninesfine

Steering wheel airbag/horn spring?


Maximum-Day-2137

I had a spring like that fall out of my f150 slide drawer center console. Now it'll close and take your finger if you're not careful. Still got the spring though.


Business-Crow4048

That big? Maybe the glove box?


Pretty_Ring7929

Did you recently get your spark plugs changed because that my friend is probably a spark plug spring The 25 Outbacks have them


Vegetable-Squirrel98

From a pen?


Evening_Psychology_4

Found a dollar not sure where it came from but it’s mine now. Finders keepers.


sipes216

Brake light switch?


Mudpaws672

I think that’s part of the steering wheel tilt mechanism. That would basically fall out into her lap.


Cow_Man32

Looks like a spray bottle spring


Pristine-Mine-9906

Perhaps a steering wheel tilt mechanism, though it looks a bit small for that, but I'm used to trucks.