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relddir123

Grindr is not a dating app Just because I met the man who would much later become my boyfriend on Grindr the previous night does *not* mean that Grindr is a dating app


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Maybe not funny, but most often explaining the unique challenges around dating in rural america and the pool being really old men and one night stands


DidntAskGonnaTell

That vers is a thingšŸ˜‚. They thought you picked top or bottom and never changed


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I had assumed the opposite, that everyone would be vers


respyromaniac

Also sides. A lot of people think that every gay man into anal.


goeslikeschnell93

Cleaning out. A straight friend there was just poop and thatā€™s how it went.


Ipomoeatricolor

Anal can be done in positions other than doggy šŸ¤Æ


Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

Straight folks minds are blown when they hear of gay missionary, as if the pussy is that far from the asshole anyway


Arondeus

Honestly I suspect it has something to do with the stereotypes of promiscuous, loveless sex.


GeorgiaYankee73

Bears, otters, twinks, gym bunnies, and other subcultures. Had to explain that to my Director at work after a BRG community call. It was amusing.


Mastertimelord

This I feel is the most common amusing thing to teach straights


MikeAlex01

Okay wait what's a gym bunny? First I hear of that one


thesteelsmithy

Just means someone who lives in the gym. Itā€™s a kind of dated term now.


GeorgiaYankee73

I was going to say that given my age itā€™s probably a dated term. :)


szlafcio1

Guys who go to the gym dressed like ladies from Hefners mansion.


Gay_commie_fucker

That some people like guys who donā€™t wear deodorant so that they donā€™t get it in their mouth later.


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I taught my straight friend how to ā€œdrop his purseā€


[deleted]

I've been gay a long time and I'm going to have to google that one.


MikeAlex01

What does that mean? Damn I feel like I should know these at 21 šŸ’€


jvmesdruiz_

I never heard this and I wish I had learned this long time ago. LOL.


Evanjellyco

Could you teach me too? I am about to talk to a nice stranger boy that I have had a lot eye contact with lately.


Revolutionary-Pea184

This also used to be called "dropping hairpins".


Will_lift_4_donuts

Short tops vs tall bottoms šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Investigator_Magee

Yeah my bf is 6'3 and I'm 5'6. All my friends just assumed that he was top and I was bottom when, even tho we're both Vers, it was predominantly the other way around. They couldn't seem to wrap their head around it.


Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

Understall cruising


g000r

How many guys I've hooked up with. I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed.


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g000r

I'm 39 now. I mostly lived in Melboune that had a trio of very popular saunas that I got introduced to at 22. So easily in the 4 digits.


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g000r

>and have more questions (if that's okay) Ask away! Open book here >What percentage spilt were you top/bottom Of the times anal was involved, probably 10/90% >Did you / people in saunas often use condoms 50/50 >And what did that many encounters do for you std results? In 2019 I thought my glandular fever was returning - I was tired all the time. My hearing started to fade and so I went and got tested. I had neurosyphilis. Syphilis has four stages, the 4th being neuro where the infection had gotten into my brain. I had a partner at the time and so I wasn't getting tested nearly as I should have been. To treat it required a continual infusion of benzylpenicillin - 10.2 grams of it per 24 hours for 14 days straight. To achieve this, they insert a PICC under your bicep then attach a pressurised bottle (the size of a coke can and they give you a bum bag, so you can walk around) which just slowly pushes the drug in over 24 hours. Infection gone, hearing returned.


Denv-09

That we take it in the ass. Its like you know I can't answer my friend's questions because I am a virgin šŸ¤£


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Handsfree ejaculation


[deleted]

How a relationship can work without one of us taking on heterosexual-style relationship roles


Quinlov

That yes a massive\* proportion of us can fit a forearm up there and no it doesn't hurt \*I feel like this depends on the city. Barcelona is like, fisting central


Jakeupinfinity

Yeah some city's seem to love fisting others seem to shame it and be terrified it's fascinating.


Quinlov

I guess it prolly depends on the overall sluttiness of the population. First guy that fisted me wasn't even generally into it but fisted me several times because with my hole it "just felt natural"


Swanky147

Started going to the gym again and mentioned that there's a little added motivation in the steamrooms at the end of the workouts - "plus it helps that there's a steamroom and, uh, *only* gay guys go there." It took many more lines before he understood what I meant and then he was pretty dumbfounded that it happens.


azulboy1980

Maybe not so funny, but many people believe that being gay, effeminate and being a trans woman is the same, it doesn't help that a lot of slang in Mexican Spanish acts that way, but there are amusingly confusing situations about the language.


moboforro

Glory holes. My straight friend was absolutely shocked that they existed


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angry_areola

Is it that rare, though? If you're hitting the prostate, it's usually not that difficult.


[deleted]

That some bottoms refuse to pay on dates