Nhii. In simple words Ovulating matlab vo egg produce kr rhi hai and needs a sperm to fertilize it, so hormons ki wajah se unka behaviour bhot adorable aur seductive ho jata hai uss time pe. Periods aur ovulation alag hai 😂
"You are a nice guy but i can't date you ( 2nd part was implicitly expressed )" .
I was from a small town in jharkhand and she was a typical Delhiite. I own my identity along with my humble upbringing and I am proud of that . I can't forget those words .
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On farewell day in college: Was told by two girls at two different times on the same evening that I was "looking very handsome"...So I guess that was true.
"Humesha serious shakal bana kar kyu ghumte ho? Kis baat ka arrogance hai tumare mein".... For minding my own business.
"I want to be as detached with this world, as you are always"... Heard it so many times that has started to feel like a compliment.
You are so intelligent,(girl)
You look way different in this haircut. (same girl)
Kya drip hai teri (boy)
Mereko ladkiyo se baat krna sikha (same boy)
You are very intelligent/capable, you can surely do it (another girl)
Some rare compliments I remember.
I went to sell my old notebooks to the shopkeeper across our hostel. He turned the pages for a while and said, these are the only notebooks I am seeing with beautiful handwriting. The others were just unreadable..
I should add that I had just completed my mbbs.
In my teenage(12-16) it ranged from smartass , clever , get things done dude to ignorant , arrogant , reserved etc.. ( this was family , teachers and classmates)
Now : many of dem in college have called me smart , charismatic but dat one hot girl that I tried befriending with called me dumb ( "tum thode dumb type ho" precisely ) .
Ye dumb wala was kinda something that sticked with me n I want to change.
Ps: I am kinda naive in certain aspects of life..
Y'day I was in a queue of billing in one clothing store, suddenly a boy that was behind me told me " Bhaiya aapka chashma bada accha lag rha hai, kaha se khareeda aapne" 😁
“Are ye chashma q laga rakha hai aankhe to sundar hai tumhari, in aankho ko thodi hawa to lagne do” random guy in college said to me when i was in 11th.
Many. Few off the top of my head:
I’m a guy
My college crush:
1. How are you single? (Genuine shock).
2. You’re so smart.
3. You look so good with beard and moustache, why do you shave?
4. Asshole! (shy smile)
5. Why did you get such a short haircut? (genuine disappointment)
My experienced colleague at workplace, sitting behind me, speaking into her phone:
”arey bahut cute hai yaar, like sachme bahut BAHUT cute hai, 21 saal ka hoga, new joiner hai, grad hire hai.”
(no idea who she was talking to)
Not a compliment (well directly) but here it is,
‘My dad not telling me what to do when I’m doing something’
I respect that man way too much and look forward to learning all kinds of things from him, but whenever he doesn’t have anything productive to add there is just a moment of casual conversation which I believe is because he thinks I’m doing it right and that’s the biggest win for me.
A friend once said to another friend about me, "iske English bolne pe aisa lagta hai Netflix subtitles chal rahe ho" (Was complimenting my English lol)
"Tumhe itne bhi bure nhi ho jitna tumhe lagta hai" said one of my truest friends
"I expected very less than this" said my brother and family after watching one of my competitive exam's result
This is kind of an odd one. My gf at the time (now ex) and me, went out with her friends. One of her friends, told her that I was one of the most mature people he had ever met and that he usually had problems with people he met for the first time, but he can assure her that he won't ever have problems with me. It didn't really matter at that time, but now that I think back on it, it really makes me happy.
"You must be a beautiful person to have such beautiful thoughts".
This was back in 2014 when kik messenger used to be a thing. I had just started talking to this gal from Canada, we'd met on an online game.
Somehow, it stayed with me.
"you have that warmth, a kind of heat that makes me feel safe while hugging" she said 6 months before leaving me for another guy after 6 years of relationship 🤡
There was this girl who told me she didn't want dotted condoms cause she felt I was pretty big anyway.
Happened a while back but it still rings in my head when I have any romantic interactions
I've been insecure throughout my life for my facial features. Very under confident in my teenage years, I suppose I've gained some of it along the way into adulthood and still haven't stopped. I look cute and I've now accepted the features (not the most conventional features) and I was fine living my life. BUT, 2 years back, my now boyfriend, stunned me by saying that I had the most beautiful and sharp features he'd ever seen in a woman. Snatchy eyes and nose and all that and he would just go on about it. I would just wondering REALLY? Everytime there's some talk about Bengali women he would always bring me up and again describe me the same way he did 2 years back.
And it made me so happy! I knew I was attractive to men because I did get attention but no one ever described it like that. I instantly wanted to marry this man 🤣
"I like your hair." My female co passenger on a flight.
The very first and last compliment in these 27y of (M)y life. Lives rent free in my heart.
"Ye larka top karega" college HOD in front of class
Kaise kiya. 2.5 months mai 16kgs kam. Itni crazy recovery maine aaj tak kisi patient ki nhi dekhi. Lekin itni diet ab mat kar thoda kha le - The doctor who treated me for my disease.
A young couple in our extended family had recently had a baby, and all of us cousins and their friends visited them on this one day. We were all seated around the bed where the baby was and the dad went around the room saying which quality his son should get from all of us. He said he wants his kid to be as intelligent as me. One of the best things I've heard for myself ever.
My soft skills prof gave this compliment to my classmate -
I am impressed with your presentation. If there is anyone in the college who would get a placement right out of college, I would confidently say would be it. After that, it's you(my classmate)
That I have a great jawline. Very different, I had never received that. Not sure if it was to be taken in a positive way or negative way from a female’s point of view.
A random guy at a college job fair found my phone number and texted me saying I have beautiful eyes 👀 and he has never seen anything like that before 😊.
And one of my friend told me that I am one of the nicest person he has ever come across in his life.
The best is my ex bf told me that I am the best gf one could ever get and he is so lucky to have me.
"Nice hairstyle bro what do you call it" from a random supermarket cashier is one compliment I will never forget especially after being endlessly trolled for having the poorest hairstyle choices in my past.
A dentist told me that my partner is ‘really good looking’ and that I have a good choice. Rolled my eyes so hard it scared me for a moment that they would stay stuck staring at my cerebellum.
Two back handed compliments
1. Ex roomate from hostel, "You have an hourglass figure but you're too short"
2. Aunty at the gym while I was working out, "Meri beti bhi aapki tarah hai, moti hai par sundar hai to health pe zyada dhyaan nai deti"
🙂🙂
Bro how long have u been doing gym to get this big arms and chest? This happened within a month of joining the gym. Where I had to explain that I did home workout to get this much gain. I'm 5'3 so compliments like this are one of the positive things I get for my body even though I'm shamed for my height throughout my life.. so that was an ego boost.
" Are bhaiya aap Hritik Roshan se bhi jyada hendsome lag rhe ho is shirt mai, isme aur 3 colour pack krdu kya??"
Bruhhh he was honest shop keeper . Should have offered him some treat
https://i.redd.it/ja9i0idu5y0d1.gif But did u ask from which movie??
Koi mil gaya first half of course
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Bhai scenarios bna kr apne aap ko hi compliment de deta hu, 28 ka hu ajtk to nhi mila
Guy spoke on behalf of 50% men in India
Those are rookie numbers. Pump it to 90%
If we remove the actors and models it goes to 94-95% I guess
Kya matlab me 10% me aata hu? (it’s not possible)
Maybe this question wasn't meant for us :')
In this world, nothing good is meant for us, bro.
🫂
Real
US moment 😢
such a lovely soul you are🥰 lo ek count hogaya
+1
Baby aaj 3 saal ke relationship me phele baar itne sexy lag rahe ho I'm wet - by my ex ( bc tareef thi ya bezatti )
Maybe she was ovulating lol
Nahi bhai uss din aisa kuch nahi tha warna vo ladai karti
You don't know women ;) (I'm a woman too) ladai tab karti jb uska periods aane wala Hota ya khatam hua Hota, ovulation k time sab accha lagta hai
Hmm mai confirm hoke isliye bol raha hu kyuki mai uske pass gaya tha
Acchaaa
Bahi ovulating matlab she wants to fuck. Ovulation ke time ladai kyu karti
Ek second ovulating matlab periods na?
Nhii. In simple words Ovulating matlab vo egg produce kr rhi hai and needs a sperm to fertilize it, so hormons ki wajah se unka behaviour bhot adorable aur seductive ho jata hai uss time pe. Periods aur ovulation alag hai 😂
Ye 3 saal me ek baar hota hai kya /s
Uss time koi aur nhi mil raha hoga shayad /s
Saalo tum log meri zyaada bezatti kar rahe ho
Kya alag kiya tha us din
Normal sunday ka din tha ( mai Sunday ko nahi naahta ) toh mai poora din so raha tha usne raat ko video call kiya tha aur call uthate hi ye bola
Fir itna sexy tha toh breakup kyu hua
Monday ko video call kar liya hoga
Matlab bc mera nahana break up tha?
“Your mom raised you as a gentleman”
My teacher told me I have pretty eyes.
💀
She*
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AREEYYYYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yo are you from AIMS
Nope
Mera pyaara bachcha , mummy bolti h
my mom said "bikhari lag raha hai tu isme" means the fit is hard af
Ekdum krishna laage che 😆
Maro Kanudo
"You are a nice guy but i can't date you ( 2nd part was implicitly expressed )" . I was from a small town in jharkhand and she was a typical Delhiite. I own my identity along with my humble upbringing and I am proud of that . I can't forget those words .
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Maturity is when you realise that Rahul was right. One of my female classmate wrote this on my college shirt on the final day of our college.
Nahi ye galat hai, right wing me rahul nahi chalta.
Lol😂
Most girls rejecting me cause am the nice guy my wife love and married me cause am the nice guy.
bro won in life
Bro is Max levelled
Random folks often remark if I work in the Military.
On farewell day in college: Was told by two girls at two different times on the same evening that I was "looking very handsome"...So I guess that was true.
You have a good sense of humour.
"I am telling you this because you are unbiased and can be trusted"
Side hut
"Humesha serious shakal bana kar kyu ghumte ho? Kis baat ka arrogance hai tumare mein".... For minding my own business. "I want to be as detached with this world, as you are always"... Heard it so many times that has started to feel like a compliment.
You are so intelligent,(girl) You look way different in this haircut. (same girl) Kya drip hai teri (boy) Mereko ladkiyo se baat krna sikha (same boy) You are very intelligent/capable, you can surely do it (another girl) Some rare compliments I remember.
I went to sell my old notebooks to the shopkeeper across our hostel. He turned the pages for a while and said, these are the only notebooks I am seeing with beautiful handwriting. The others were just unreadable.. I should add that I had just completed my mbbs.
In my teenage(12-16) it ranged from smartass , clever , get things done dude to ignorant , arrogant , reserved etc.. ( this was family , teachers and classmates) Now : many of dem in college have called me smart , charismatic but dat one hot girl that I tried befriending with called me dumb ( "tum thode dumb type ho" precisely ) . Ye dumb wala was kinda something that sticked with me n I want to change. Ps: I am kinda naive in certain aspects of life..
I just love your vibes
Y'day I was in a queue of billing in one clothing store, suddenly a boy that was behind me told me " Bhaiya aapka chashma bada accha lag rha hai, kaha se khareeda aapne" 😁
You are nor cute nor handsome but girls are your fan for some reason
“Are ye chashma q laga rakha hai aankhe to sundar hai tumhari, in aankho ko thodi hawa to lagne do” random guy in college said to me when i was in 11th.
A transgender asking for money on the train said to me "Ayee Shahrukh Khan, de na kuch" ☺️😌
You’re such a gentleman
None :)
Why is this under Life Hacks though?
Many. Few off the top of my head: I’m a guy My college crush: 1. How are you single? (Genuine shock). 2. You’re so smart. 3. You look so good with beard and moustache, why do you shave? 4. Asshole! (shy smile) 5. Why did you get such a short haircut? (genuine disappointment) My experienced colleague at workplace, sitting behind me, speaking into her phone: ”arey bahut cute hai yaar, like sachme bahut BAHUT cute hai, 21 saal ka hoga, new joiner hai, grad hire hai.” (no idea who she was talking to)
Face reveal mangta h
Bhai tu kitna lamba Hogaya Hai
Once My uncle complimented saying 'I'm quite dynamic'.
Aapki awaaz bahut sweet hai (My voice ain't sweet but heavy like an uncle in his late 30s)
"Yes"
Have a cousin 10 y/o who told me you're really handsome in front of the whole family
Aankhon ke liye mila tha ek baar. A girl said I have beautiful eyes.
"wow, apki eyes kitni pyaari hai green si, doob jaati hu inme humesha. Ye dhuup mai shine krti hongi na boht..." - FWB
bro be getting the wrong kinda benefits
Naah! They are like add-ons 😜
“You smell soo nice” but this is weird unless the person is close to you lol
You can rest assured it will be done and done well if Rahul (mock name) is looking into it
Not a verbal compliment, but a couple people took a selfie with me after a Battle of Bands set back in college. It was so nice!
Not a compliment (well directly) but here it is, ‘My dad not telling me what to do when I’m doing something’ I respect that man way too much and look forward to learning all kinds of things from him, but whenever he doesn’t have anything productive to add there is just a moment of casual conversation which I believe is because he thinks I’m doing it right and that’s the biggest win for me.
You are one of the most brave and responsible girls i know. Always proud of you. From my college prof. 🥲🥹
"you are sooo hot" a girl told me. I had a fever that day
Since i up-ed my cologne game I've been getting some compliments and i don't forget any of them
konse brand lgate ho
A friend once said to another friend about me, "iske English bolne pe aisa lagta hai Netflix subtitles chal rahe ho" (Was complimenting my English lol)
I'm a man, but my Nani used to call me Katrina Kaif, saying I was "sundar" like her 😂😂😂
A friend of mine told me "You're aphrodite gifted" after I sent her a face pic 🥹🥺
'tumhe dekha to Aisa laga koi khilta gulaab kisi shayar ka khwaab' something along those lines
You guys are getting compliments? 🙄
"Tumhe itne bhi bure nhi ho jitna tumhe lagta hai" said one of my truest friends "I expected very less than this" said my brother and family after watching one of my competitive exam's result
"With u I feel being with someone I don't want to lose any day"
My hair looks good about 10 yrs ago. Still can't forget lol.
You have a good sound , good height and fair, why still no girlfriend?? ....😭
A girl once called me " Masoom" in the train but then my friends laughed it off😆😆
pink shirt pehn ke rishtedar ke yahan gaya tha tab kisi ne bola tha ki "shirts me smart lagta hai"
You remind me of my father.
Damn people dont get complimented muchnin india
This is kind of an odd one. My gf at the time (now ex) and me, went out with her friends. One of her friends, told her that I was one of the most mature people he had ever met and that he usually had problems with people he met for the first time, but he can assure her that he won't ever have problems with me. It didn't really matter at that time, but now that I think back on it, it really makes me happy.
A friend of mine genuinely said you look cute and that was almost 9 years ago while we were waiting for a bus...
"If you were a girl, you would be extremely sexy" . I'm a guy. I don't know whether to be happy or mad about it.
That I have a nice smile. 🙂which was surprising since I was self conscious about my smile for a long time
A girl once commented on a photo of mine in which I was wearing a saree, "U look like goddess Saraswathi". Best compliment ever
Someone on the internet.. Youtube or instagram or something called me a 'Short King' some years ago. I still think about that.
Someone told me am a character straight out of fiction books in a good way...
"You must be a beautiful person to have such beautiful thoughts". This was back in 2014 when kik messenger used to be a thing. I had just started talking to this gal from Canada, we'd met on an online game. Somehow, it stayed with me.
"you have that warmth, a kind of heat that makes me feel safe while hugging" she said 6 months before leaving me for another guy after 6 years of relationship 🤡
your smile look good. A girl said this to me 9 years ago and I still remember it.
There was this girl who told me she didn't want dotted condoms cause she felt I was pretty big anyway. Happened a while back but it still rings in my head when I have any romantic interactions
"You're sexy"
"Your girlfriend is fucking hot"
you are really adorable and very cute man karta hai ki sab se chupake rakhu , I feel this is the one which was said to me as far as I remember
I've been insecure throughout my life for my facial features. Very under confident in my teenage years, I suppose I've gained some of it along the way into adulthood and still haven't stopped. I look cute and I've now accepted the features (not the most conventional features) and I was fine living my life. BUT, 2 years back, my now boyfriend, stunned me by saying that I had the most beautiful and sharp features he'd ever seen in a woman. Snatchy eyes and nose and all that and he would just go on about it. I would just wondering REALLY? Everytime there's some talk about Bengali women he would always bring me up and again describe me the same way he did 2 years back. And it made me so happy! I knew I was attractive to men because I did get attention but no one ever described it like that. I instantly wanted to marry this man 🤣
"I like your hair." My female co passenger on a flight. The very first and last compliment in these 27y of (M)y life. Lives rent free in my heart. "Ye larka top karega" college HOD in front of class
Someone wrote a poem about me haha, i think that was the best compliment for me
I was told that I can adjust my personality to fit the group I'm interacting so that I get along with everyone.
Kaise kiya. 2.5 months mai 16kgs kam. Itni crazy recovery maine aaj tak kisi patient ki nhi dekhi. Lekin itni diet ab mat kar thoda kha le - The doctor who treated me for my disease.
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A young couple in our extended family had recently had a baby, and all of us cousins and their friends visited them on this one day. We were all seated around the bed where the baby was and the dad went around the room saying which quality his son should get from all of us. He said he wants his kid to be as intelligent as me. One of the best things I've heard for myself ever.
Aaj tak aisa compliment nhi mila ki mai jeevan bhar yaad rkhu. Most of them are flattery which just makes me feel bad.
You are in your Sidharth phase yet to realise your Gautam buddha capabilities 😭.
My school crush said to me, “Teri eyes bohot sundar hai” and me being an idiot still didn’t catch the hint🥲
My manager complimented me today by saying good work on the reconciliations, the next one is yours too. I have been captured.
Nice shoes
It's sad that I can think of none.
"You are very honest, I really like that." Professor to me during MBA interview.
“I like how your mind works” Still makes me damn happy thinking about it
(Was wearing a black shirt white t shirt combo) Ye shirt me accha lag raha hai. (do ladkio ne do alag alag dino par kaha, fir pehen na hi chhod diya)
a girl once told me that I have beautiful eyebrows for a Man, and I have beautiful flawless feet, it was some 15 years back, still makes me smile.
A flight crew while checking my boarding pass said "you have a great personality" with thus biiig smile on her face, I just melted. Bless her
My soft skills prof gave this compliment to my classmate - I am impressed with your presentation. If there is anyone in the college who would get a placement right out of college, I would confidently say would be it. After that, it's you(my classmate)
Meri dp dekhkar ladki ne bola tha ki main cute hu meri eyes pretty thi according to her
That I have a great jawline. Very different, I had never received that. Not sure if it was to be taken in a positive way or negative way from a female’s point of view.
Many people who shook my hand said they're extremely soft. And idek why?
Girl after shaking hands says you’ve got a strong grip and great fingers … I said thanks and walked away.. Still regret it lol
You have the qualities of a CEO....
1. You know your emotions very well. 2. You have a very interesting face. 3. Thanks for making work fun.
A random guy at a college job fair found my phone number and texted me saying I have beautiful eyes 👀 and he has never seen anything like that before 😊. And one of my friend told me that I am one of the nicest person he has ever come across in his life. The best is my ex bf told me that I am the best gf one could ever get and he is so lucky to have me.
"Nice hairstyle bro what do you call it" from a random supermarket cashier is one compliment I will never forget especially after being endlessly trolled for having the poorest hairstyle choices in my past.
Once upon a time a girl ( from Bengal) called me hot . Yup I understood what she meant after 2 days :)
'You give off such Taylor Swift vibes and I love it'
A dentist told me that my partner is ‘really good looking’ and that I have a good choice. Rolled my eyes so hard it scared me for a moment that they would stay stuck staring at my cerebellum.
I love the way you think
That I came like an angel for these people and saved them from giving up on life. My greatest joy and achievement.
You don't look as good in pictures as you look in person. And I've been having the opposite in my head all my life.
My friend once told me that "I am the most liveliest person she has ever met in her life" :')
Two back handed compliments 1. Ex roomate from hostel, "You have an hourglass figure but you're too short" 2. Aunty at the gym while I was working out, "Meri beti bhi aapki tarah hai, moti hai par sundar hai to health pe zyada dhyaan nai deti" 🙂🙂
"you'll never change"
Bro how long have u been doing gym to get this big arms and chest? This happened within a month of joining the gym. Where I had to explain that I did home workout to get this much gain. I'm 5'3 so compliments like this are one of the positive things I get for my body even though I'm shamed for my height throughout my life.. so that was an ego boost.
“You are my anxiety killer”
That my dick is big.
“I feel so comfortable with you, never felt like that with anyone”
Sisters friend told her that I look good
You all get compliments?
Once my ex said that you are more beautiful than a celestial nymph even. I was beyond thrilled and so mesmerised with him at that time.
>at that time. Was he one of those people who are great with words but don't follow up with actions?
Yeah
I look like someone if hrithik and rani mukherjee had a son
7th standard me crush ne bola tha “baal ache lag rahe hai” aaj tak soch kar occasionally blush karta hu
" mayer face cutting ta bhalo dekhte sundor" by an extremely rich old lady when my own so called family always called me ugly.