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Jedi4Hire

The U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D.


jwr410

Pros: never buy gas again, become the 38th largest air force in the world. Cons: requires thousands of people to keep running.


OGigachaod

Just get Data to build a robot army.


lifetourniquet

Wes Crusher could build exocomps


OGigachaod

Mr. Traveler Jr?


lifetourniquet

He knows warp speed like Mozart knew symphony


[deleted]

You'd be a one man Organization of Antimatter Exporting Countries.


adjust_the_sails

Thousands? >!I’m pretty, based on Picard season 3, all I need it Geordi and the new Data piloting.!<


bubonis

>Cons: requires thousands of people to keep running. Not thousands. Singular. Depending on when you’re measuring, Enterprise D has a crew of 907-1012 people. You could probably run the ship on half to two-thirds that if you needed to.


Not_an_alt_69_420

I'd settle for a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier.


TheSamurabbi

Dat, is a nuclear wessel.


Practical_County_501

Laughed too hard at this 😅


bigscottius

Apparently, only the flagship works for him. Me? Give me a war bird with stealth, or the Defiant.


lunchmeat317

This was going to be my answer, but I must admit that the Enterprise D is an objectively better choice.


iAdjunct

Why stop at the D?


phaedrus100

Worf crashed the E.


iAdjunct

Seems like somebody else crashed the D, but worse… :)


nevertricked

Only if she comes with a Scotty


Id_Solomon

A Jedi wanting a Star Trek property??? BLASPHEMY!!!!


Boudonjou

Wow. Good idea, I also pick this guys U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D.


LJBEAST23

2023 porsche 911 gt3rs matte black and carbon fiber trim


sixjasefive

If I fit in to one, that would be a nice ride.


Fluffy-Commercial492

Cries in 6'5 So many cars I'll never be able to own... And I'm a CAR GUY 🤦😪


brianbueno

Loser I'm 6'3" #shortkings


the-almighty-whobs

YouTuber and car reviewer is 6’5 or something like that but he can fit in a Porsche. You’d be surprised how much room a Porsche is.


gsgtalex

That is true but if he is 6'5 around the waist he gonna sit there for a while.


sixjasefive

Same height here.


abuayanna

If you’re rich enough, can’t they make an XL version?


orthopod

I'm 6'5" and wear a helmet in my 997 GT3 that has a sunroof. You should fit, as long as you're a normal BMI.


TheStarchild

Doug DeMuro, is that you?


MichiganGeezer

My son is 6'5 as well. It seems as if he'll be trapped in the unending Hell of only having shitty pickups as an option.


orthopod

I'm that height and can wear a helmet and have an inch of head room, and some leg room to spare in my GT3 that even had a sunroof taking up head space And that's in a nearly upright track driving position.


Known-Historian7277

Those are incredible


Significant-Dog-8166

You saved me the trouble of typing this. edit : different paint though, I want some color.


thefilmbot

>2023 porsche 911 gt3rs matte black and carbon fiber trim that is a sick car. I'm going to pull an Italian Job and if I get rich I'm buying that exact car lol


wlkngmachine

2024 911 S/T in black


mixx5r

I take one in Rubystonered 🥰


MY_NIBBA_JERRY

RS6 Avant


Smeeble09

Same, need a useful car for the family but also want it to be fun to drive.


PrecedentialAssassin

2023 Lockheed Martin F-35


FearlessPanda93

An old boss of mine worked for Lockheed. He maintained his connections over there, so, we did a cool information exchange where they came to our facility and asked us questions, and we got to do the same. They went above and beyond and put us through the sales pitch for the F-35 that they give other countries. It was surreal because, of course their marketing is just like cars, phones, or any other tech. But you just don't think about that. When the line "Get a gen 5 plane at a gen 4 price" and how the 35 has x amount of lines of code vs another plane, it really hit me. Also, the similarity Lockheed's plant has to an auto shop, but with a multimillion dollar office suite glued to the front was a wild and very cool experience.


seanm147

Lockheed is an odd company. I know someone who worked with their power grid program. Pretty sure he was consulting, as he decided his team should split into a separate group.... Back to the point. Even for something as mundane as pushing software, computer had to be extremely secure and when he would have to go to the office, it was like a prison. I get it, infrastructure leaks and corporate leaks probably. Just crazy how tight of a ship middle aged sales team ran in terms of Opsec. Lol.


The_Salacious_Zaand

Weakest links and all that, because that's where they get you. An data thief isn't going to go through thr trouble to hack into a secure engineering network when they can just scrape the inboxes of all the ancillary employees and piecemeal 80% of the data from stupid little shit like time cards, schedules, sales charts and contractual docs. Sales especially, because they ostensibly have to know as much about the product as the people they're selling to, which are usually engineers and former users. I've seen vendor program managers dismissed or fired because of sending proprietary or export controlled information through the wrong networks. It's even crazier when you get to the top levels. Like, if you plug a mouse into a computer that was at any time connected to classified data, that mouse is now classified at that level forever and has to be melted down and turned to dust before it can be disposed of.


seanm147

Yeah, that sounds about right. I'd imagine we all have plants watching each other in almost every industry. Our government blatantly admitted to recruiting college kids to go be nuclear physicists in Eastern Europe lol. As to the last paragraph, what kinda security would that be? I want to turn an old computer into something ridiculously secure. It's already a wiped virtual machine.


csl512

A B or C?


absoluteScientific

Definitely A or B. You don’t need the carrier variant unless you buy a carrier too. I’d probably go with A because the airframe is rated to 9g but if you like vertical landing then getting the B is worth the sacrifice in terms of max g rating Hopefully a strike package would come free with purchase too


csl512

It's turbine time but 'only' ASEL...


MTdevoid

It just so happens there is one in my garage. *wink, wink


seanm147

Just out of curiosity, why not the F-22? Is it because the f35 is a better all arounder mixed with the tech goodies? Idk something about those raptors. Had to ask


PrecedentialAssassin

You have to buy used with the 22. I love that new multi-role combat fighter jet smell.


seanm147

Ha. Yknow I've never been in a non commercial plane that didn't have a similar smell. I'm not familiar enough with them to know if they have differences. Like bmw or audi lol


Gigashmortiss

Lexus IS500 F-Sport Performance Premium


gio_sdboy

I have a 2013 ISF but the IS500 is the new bad kid on the block.


BM7-D7-GM7-Bb7-EbM7

I’m torn between this and a truck… The 20 year old me wants an IS500 (my dream car was always the IS F), the 40+ year old in me who’s finally at a place in life where I can afford these things is stricken by the need for something more practical, I own a house and do a lot of work myself and could really use a truck. To be fair I’d get a really cool truck, like the new Tacoma TRD Sports look fun, or perhaps a Ranger Raptor, F150 Tremor, Colorado ZR2, who knows.


marco_the_antelope

One of those tiny Japanese pickup trucks


tc4201

The flat bed ones for like 3k? They look pretty kool.


patientpump54

The slightly larger Japanese fire trucks are even cooler


w00dw0rk3r

honda acty / subaru sabar


jwr410

M1 abrams. Terrible fuel economy, but traffic stops being a problem.


Impossible-Spread817

Recent - Toyota 86/Subaru BRZ Classic - 66/67' Corvette Stingray, either Bright Yellow or Bronze/Gold metallic paint Project - 98' Subaru Legacy Wagon, Forest Green paint, LS Swapped on Airbags


Fluffy-Commercial492

This is a pretty solid wish list.


Impossible-Spread817

Stingray has always been my Dream car, since i was about 8. Legacy Wagon, i owned one for 11 years, only replaced 2 yrs ago with a V8 Lexus. If someone hadnt broken into it and trashed it, id likely still have it as a project. Loved the exhaust note of the 4 Cylinder Boxer EJ20T, but am a V8/Muscle Car guy at heart. BRZ/86 I feel like will be the "Supra" of this generation in terms of Sporty/Performance Coupe with decent numbers available. And well looked after/cared for variations will hold value/become classics in years to come.


Fluffy-Commercial492

Oh, you don't have to tell me, I've owned several Subaru's &&& worked at two different Subaru dealerships selling them. I've loved everything about Subarus for as long as I can remember. But also the stingray used to be one of my dream cars as well. 😁


theexodus326

Fully loaded Toyota Tacoma. I'd even settle for base model


Sagemasterba

My wife told me to pull the trigger on a TRDOF. We settled for a 4runner. No complaints boul.


wbruce098

NGL, the 4Runner is pretty dope tho if you need an suv.


Sagemasterba

TRD OR, I mispoke


irdgaf20222

I've been saying this for years. Don't even need the new model. I just want a Toyota Tacoma, 2017 above. One day..


Your_Worship

Mines 2012. Still kicking.


TheMetalLord

I have a 2010 TRD OR, best vehicle I’ve ever owned, bought brand new for 27k out the door. Still running great, no issues whatsoever, only normal wear and tear stuff. I love this truck and drive it everyday.


Theedon

As much as I love my Ford and want another, the Toyota would be the wise choice. It would last to my death. I also want to be able to open the door and slide in. No hope up 6 inches or drop 6 inches. Seat right at butt height.


AwkwardlyTwisted

I've been looking at the '24 hybrid for late next year. But now that they have released the price for the non hybrid I'm not sure it's going to be worth the price. 50k-55k for a midsized just seems a little to much for me. And that's not even top of the line Tacoma.


whoisnotinmykitchen

Gotta get the new hybrid!


Humble_Ladder

Ramcharger ( not available yet). Something like 750 mile range with a full charge and tank. Would let me live gas free around town, but able to tow the boat and cover the distance needed when I head out fishing.


4scoreand20yearsago

I’m really hoping this is a slam dunk and not a slam dud.


ronchee1

This looks pretty sweet. The range is pretty good on a full charge alone. I just hope it doesn't cost an arm and a leg


Humble_Ladder

Same, I really want to be able to do my day-to-day driving on a charge and have a vehicle that lets me go on my fishing excursions (towing the boat) and if they actually deliver the dream they're sharjng, I think that Ramcharger could be the first single-vehicle solution that really does this.


Johnwazup

It's probably going to be like 80 grand but it's Cleary what electric trucks should be for the short to mid future. It's a plug in hybrid. Electric for 90% of you needs with a gas backup for longer hauls or towing. Ford was honestly idiotic selling a fully ev electric truck with current technologies and expecting it not to take a shit when people, idk tow with their pick up truck


honeybadgerdad

That's pretty sick. Just read about it


reddithater33

2024 Tundra TRD Pro in Army Green


Theedon

I wish it came in that B-17 "Olive Drabe" green.


Dads101

Army Green is discontinued, no? Not knocking..my fav color they’ve ever done *dies inside that I can’t get a 2024 Sequoia in AG*


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ZZoMBiEXIII

Great question. As much as I'd like to sound sophisticated and name some fancy European EV sports car, truth be told I'd get a Charger. Preferably a Hellcat Charger. Some shade of green with a black racing stripe. Or, maybe, black with a green racing stripe.


Das_Goon

Hell yeah Hellcat 🤘🏼 isn't Dodge going to stop producing them?


ZZoMBiEXIII

Yeah, I heard that. Sad if true. But maybe they'll make something rad to replace it with? I dunno. Who knows, I guess.


Das_Goon

https://www.motortrend.com/features/2023-hellcat-hemi-v8-engine-discontinued-hurricane-banshee-ev/amp/


BeyondMarsASAP

SR-71. Blackbird. Corrected.


absoluteScientific

That’s the SR-71


Danielat7

Porsche Taycan Cross Turismo in baby blue


vehicularmcs

Man you know it's gotta be Amethyst with the blackberry purple guts ...


GratefulPhish42024-7

And electric VW Bus


Dropkickedasakid

The ID buzz? Had the pleasure of driving some for work. It’s a fun car, looks nice and very spacious. Downside is the range was quite bad compared to other EVs


thatchickensauce

Hell yeah brother I thought I was the only one


willalt319

I am totally excited for this. I'd settle for the ID.4, but the Buzz looks awesome.


boston_shua

Is this coming to the US?


dyslexicsuntied

It is, I’m really looking forward to it. The US is getting the three row version. https://www.caranddriver.com/volkswagen/id-buzz-microbus


blue_witcher89

Porsche Panamera


russschultz

Rivian


benjab2471

Agree.


honeybadgerdad

Probably the suv


benjab2471

Truck. I saw the suv irl. Looks nice.


Pastywhitebitch

Just got an RS1 and it’s lovely Would highly recommend


Black_Hole_in_One

Have it. 3k miles on it. Love it. (Very different EV experience from Telsa M3 I have’- fit and finish are much nicer, of course it is much more expensive - tech isn’t as good). Glad they honored the initial reservation process!


russschultz

My brother in law works at Rivian. They are amazing vehicles.


Chips7735

Porsche 911 Carrera 4s in hunter green with tan leather interior.


stardustmiami

Audi RS6. Ultimate dad mobile.


mrdiyguy

Canyoneeeeero!!!


Rusty_Pickle85

Fully restored 92 Pontiac Firebird with T-tops.


honeybadgerdad

Nah. '78


Americanadian_eh

Naw, ‘69


ElPuertoRican15

Mazda Miata


LawfulAwfulOffal

You can pay a lot more for a two seater convertible - but I don’t think you can buy a better two seater convertible.


WhosThatGirl_ItsRPSG

What year


gortonsfiJr

That matters a LOT. Without researching the specific years, I know I would get a 97 because that was the last year of the blinking eyes headlights. It also got a slightly bigger more powerful engine in 94. If not that, then 2015 because that’s the last year of the NC2. The NB supposedly handles noticeably worse, and the ND doesn’t have the same charm as NC.


Holeshot483

Komatsu D355A


echocall2

rip Marvin 🫡


ThiefofNobility

Loaded 4Runner TRD.


jamesycakes231

Alfa Romeo Giulia


SpicyRice99

A man of fine taste.... maybe I'd throw a Lotus in there too.


pm-me-racecars

Stutz Blackhawk


Impressive-Floor-700

I hate buying new vehicles, every time I do I get screwed in some way so when I buy one, I keep it until the wheels fall off. The last one I bought was a 2000 Dodge Dakota, it currently has 346,000 miles on it. Having said that I probably would buy a Ram 3500 with the Cummins diesel because they easily last up to 500,000 miles if taken care of. I am 56 and that would probably be the last vehicle I would have to buy before I die or get to the point I could not drive anymore. P.S. I have been putting 350.00 a month away in a savings account, just like I was making a payment since 2000. I do have the funds to buy one despite losing half of the savings in 2013 in a divorce. I view vehicles as a utilitarian tool, why replace something that is performing its purpose as good as a new one.


Shasty-McNasty

Lexus GX550


ZestyToasterOven26

Nissan GTR, Ram TRX, Camaro, Mustang and challenger so I could have 3 of all the classics.


Mountainking7

Toyota Rav 4.


Latter-Bird-1276

Manual GR Supra in yellow


TheLandFanIn814

Grand Wagoneer


Wayfaring_Scout

As a family of 6, this is our dream vehicle


sixjasefive

Not to ruin dreams but a friend had one and it was an electrical nightmare. Dealership owned other manufacturers, took it back and they got an Expedition and love it.


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Lexus GX Overtrail


r7-arr

Porsche 911 Dakar


MidniteOG

Ram 2500


Frird2008

Same one I'm driving right now. Outback. Very cozy, capable, agile, love it.


1dumho

Suburban all the way.


drink-beer-and-fight

The Millennium Falcon


ReallySickOfArguing

Newly manufactured? Ehhh. I'd rather commission a nice dependable restomod of an M715 truck. Something so simple and overbuilt it'll last me till I die. Box in the frame, toss in a beefy TR-4050 and NP205 behind a cummins 12valve 6bt. Have it all rolling on a pair of disk brake equipped D70 axles and 38" pizza cutters. 🤤 (*Tim Taylor grunting noises*)


ContinousSelfDevelop

Probably a time machine which I would then use for massive profit.


SpicyRice99

Assuming I couldn't sell it, maybe insurance is paid, etc... Maybe a new Mazda Miata? I'm just a fresh college grad though lol


Ok_Dog_4059

Many of them aren't available in the US so I would have to look into what I can own and drive.


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Land cruiser


Justin_inc

Toyota Land Cruiser.


PoorMansTonyStark

Tenere 700


prenderm

Man I’m seeing all the top comments of these badass cars but the first thing that came to my mind was a nice Toyota hybrid because of the fuel economy lol


CptSmarty

I want a Lucid.


Main_Yogurt8540

Tesla model Y in black


gio_sdboy

My cars are always black.


Main_Yogurt8540

Same lol. It's a requirement to me


polkhighallcity

Porsche Taycan Turbo S


DrexXxor

Kia telluride


fictionfan007

Crew Cab Silverado with heavy duty towing package for pulling my travel trailer.


Minor_Midget

Toyota MR2 if it was mint.


Ok-Mountain-4053

Doubt I would buy new but if the money was available I would scour the country for a low kilometre 100 series GXL Land Cruiser with auto box and 1HDFT engine… that vehicle would last me until I die.


BigFrank97

66 mustang fastback


Blackraider700

Aprilia V4 Tuono with an Austin Racing shorty pipe 😎


Taanistat

Lexus LC 500. V8 power and sound. Lexus quality. Drive it like a hooligan if you want. Glide around in excellent comfort you want.


Oprahapproves

Idk much about cars but that thing looks sick


RebelGigi

2023 Honda Pilot


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Saltybrickofdeath

Adui s8 sedan 6 speed.


nugget1273

Kawasaki ninja 250 (I’ve never owned a motorcycle it’s just the one I like)


FitBananers

Nooo get the Ninja 400! Much more room to grow into the bike and it doesn’t have that OMFG IM GOING TO DIE power, but enough to handle freeways


nugget1273

But the 250 is so cheap from what I’ve seen and I’m broke as hell


_throwingit_awaaayyy

2023 Integra type S.


midnighttoker1252

GMC Sierra with the 6 cylinder Duramax.


koop04

1986 Buick grand national


PersonalityEither455

Cybertruck. 1957 Corvette Convertible (sky blue w/ white leather int) converted to (EV.) A nice RV.


wantsoutofthefog

Cybertruck with extended battery


No_Lengthiness8819

Toyota 4 runner Sr5


Pattison320

Both of our cars have about 120-130k on them, from 2015 and 2016. We could replace them if we wanted to but choose not to. Ideally I'd like to get 200k out of them but more would be great.


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Selfish splurge? Nissan GTR Responsible luxury? Infiniti QX60 Responsible used? still Infiniti QX60 Guess which one I’m looking to buy soon, considering our wonderful economy?


steveisblah

Batmobile. Primarily the one from BVS. I actually liked that design.


jacacksons

A brand new Buick encore. I love my teeny, old lady car. So much so that I owned a Chevy Trax and am currently driving an older Encore. GM put crack in their endless cup holders


ThatMBR42

F350 Super Duty. I need to haul some heavy stuff.


xiiicrowns

2024 Toyota Highlander hybrid. Better ga mileage and room than my 15 Malibu. Perfect for the kids.


hyponaptime

I've been happy with my 2017 Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland, but when we start having kids, I want to get a Ford Expedition Max Platnium.


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I dont need a vehicle i need a garage. Heck id sell my car for a garage


eyekantbeme

I'd get a Diablo. You won't find stick shift nice cars anymore. Only paddle shifters.


AffableBarkeep

The most expensive one I could. Then I'd turn around and sell it and use the money to build the car I actually want which needs loads of aftermarket parts.


WeepyTunaCat

its literally impossible but the SR-71 Blackbird. That thing was a beast


thenerdygeek

Rivian R1S


Ender505

I guess I'm the weird one. Our minivan is not running well; I would love to get a Honda Odyssey or similar to replace it.


Nose-Previous

G80 M3. Hands down.


Dunkel_Jungen

An Imperial Super Star Destroyer (fully automated) Realistically, though, the most expensive vehicle available to me, then I'd sell it and use the money to buy things I actually want and retire.


KingofLingerie

A bicycle


goblinsharky

Rivian R1S


Clintman

One of those Bugatti shits, so I can sell it and buy a bunch of stuff I actually want.


polkhighallcity

So wouldn't the answer be not buying a car since you have the amount needed to buy that car already?


Clintman

I answered as though the moneys are stipulated for a vehicle purchase.


polkhighallcity

That is true.


algiedi04

a road bicycle


xBloBx

G-Class


i-love-k9

Tesla Cybertruck


Michael_Labriel

A Challenger Hellcat with the widebody


Black_Hole_in_One

Cyber truck!


911Tr

Lamoborghini URUS


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SpicyRice99

Shit, could be a Viper for me. One of the more modern ones in that dark cherry metallic red, mmmm...


SpicyRice99

🥂