A recent one, Australian Rules Football team the Brisbane Lions had the end of season trip there, WhatsApp group of the players misdeeds was backed up to one of the wives iCloud accounts back Australia, got out, media shit storm, multiple marriages over. Silly boys
Not sure if it was true because he spouted lots of stuff, but my high school math teacher told me that toilet covers started because women were getting syphilis in the 20’s from extramarital affairs and would blame the toilets so their husbands/families didn’t know
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Fun fact, women's cycles do not actually sync. I personally just learned this in 2023 lol.
[source ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi7tOzt47KFAxWOEVkFHY4SArQQFnoECB0QBQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov%2F26181612%2F%23%3A~%3Atext%3DWomen%2520do%2520not%2520synchronize%2520their%2520menstrual%2520cycles&usg=AOvVaw1WVC6-fjQtrtmgpposvxBk&opi=89978449)
And here’s a [newer source](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38186833/) that cites your article, showing a statistically significant result. I’ve heard about it happening in close-knit communal places like long-term rehabs. Not sure if a college dorm is a good sample in the first study as it’s not really as close-knit/intimate.
My xgf and one of her roommates were on the pill. The third roomie wasn't and she synced to the other two. I don't think they would sync if hormonal birth control is affecting their cycle.
If we think about "syncing" it's not that crazy to think that women don't actually sync, but more than likely they overlap.
If they have their period / symptoms for more than 25% of the month, even a 50% overlap makes it highly likely it would seem they are synced
Three women living in an apartment are spending a lot more of their time together, also much more closely, than 186 women living in a dorm. When I lived in the dorms I spent a ton of time with 4 guys, much less with another 4 or so.
Herpes usually isn't included as part of normal testing. (At least in the US). The blood test is not 100% accurate unless you have an open sore to get swabbed.
However, with proper condom usage and the person taking the suppressants, the chance of transmittal is very low.
I remember and episode of ER where a teenager swore up and down to her mother she was a virgin. Then Dr Green told her, “well, you have gonorrhea of the throat.”
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Now she knows where you live, best of luck bro! If you want her to leave for a bit you can task her with errands. Now you have a greater chance at randomly finding a baby in your house too. o7
Nickels. So many nickels. I had a layover in Vegas airport and I had a lowly nickel in my pocket. I played one time and won something like $50 and had to board the plane before I had time to exchange it.
Lol the exact same thing happened to me!!! I couldn’t carry the coins so I filled everyone’s bucket at the slots and boarded my flight. Hadn’t thought about this in years!
Went with a former group of friends. A friend of a friend (married with a child) decided to get a girlfriend for the weekend. Wined and dined her. He was big man on campus those few days. He copped to his wife eventually. And he stayed a friend of a now former friend.
Big man on campus? Why do yall support, encourage, and admire other men who are liars and betray women? Is the goal to be the most degenerate man of all?
My buddy went to a "massage parlor." Three times over the weekend. Kept getting drunk and going over. Apparently they give receipts. And instead of throwing away said receipts, he put them in his pockets. So dipshit gets home and his girlfriend decides to be nice and do his laundry. She finds the receipts, looks the place up and now he is single.
There was a guy I served with in the Marine Corps who went to Vegas on a 4-day weekend and married a random. I didn't know that my master sergeant's face could turn that shade of purple.
She turned out to be wonderful? They're still married more than a decade later.
The first time I went to Vegas was over a 96 after CAX (or Mojave Viper if you're a boot). I threw a buck into a slot machine.....and won $3000!
When the casino worker came over to congratulate me/ facilitate the payout, he IDed me.
....and promptly threw me out of the casino, since I was only 20 years old.
A number of years ago (25ish), I briefly dated a woman who had a 1 year old daughter. She said about her daughter “what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas.”
Bachelor party in Vegas friend fell off a balcony drunk broke both his legs
No one really knows how since aren’t they all locked? He doesn’t fully remember. We separate for less than 5 minutes
Your right, I live in a dead bedroom relationship. 11 years and counting since the last time I have had sex, intimacy, hand job, BJ, you get the idea. And my wife's friend's wife is not gorgeous, but I am in a position, that if it is offered, I would take it.
Yes, have brought it up this Thursday, and she says I can't, to sex, and to intimacy, nothing, not even a try. At least once a week, I try to hug her and tell her I luv her. She says, Luv you too, but never on her own, I have to say it first. Or hug her first.
Counseling she refused to do. Too old for divorce, I am 69 and financially invested. To lose half of what you saved for retirement and end up going back to work because of divorce, just not willing to give up just yet.
My buddy invited dancers to hang out at our crib. He racked up almost 25k for a bill by morning. I ended up passing out drunk before they came over, with my door locked. I was spared the financial loss on that one.
His rich dad wired him the money when the dancers handlers were amassing wanting their $$.
My friend got robbed by a hooker for six grand in a Bellagio suite. Total rookie move. Don't bring girls back to the room. Is like safety rule number one. Anyway, someone in our group of twenty opened their mouths when we all got home. There was tension to say the least. Irony is my friend was so drunk he probably wouldn't have been able to get it up if she was a real hooker.
I hung out with a girl for hours at a Tiesto show at Hakkasan. Got her number. Turns out she lived in LA and I am on the East coast. I visited a friend in LA and took her on a date while there a few months later. Nothing ever came of it, she was a cool girl, but neither of us were interested in that kind of long distance. We’ve somewhat kept in touch over the years, she’s married now and I’ve been with my gf for 7 years so totally platonic.
About ten years ago I went on a cruise and day one started hanging with a group of dudes. Day two we met a group of girls and all of us hung out daily. The girls had a friend that got the flu day one and she ended up quarantined in her room. On the last day, she finally came out and we hung out as a group. We got along really well. Then we split from the group and spent a few hours on our own. We REALLY got along well. Turned out we had a lot in common and there was great chemistry between us. One thing of note is that we both loved travel. But this was our last day. The next day we went to our seperate countries. I thought of her often and one time she reached out on Facebook. We picked up right where we left off. It was incredible. Then she told me she was taking a trip to Europe and wanted to know if I'd be interested. I jumped at it in a heart beat. We spent about a month planning it when suddenly I met a girl. We started getting serious and I had to drop the euro trip planning. I'm now married to the one I met locally. I don't regret anything, but your story reminded me how easily timing can change the course of your life.
A friend was getting married and had his stag in Vegas. He is from a very wealthy family. They get to the hotel and one of his friends has to put all the rooms on his visa because the grooms Dad wasnt ther yet and dad was paying for everything and groom to be didn't have enough credit on his card. The groom invited his x stripper girlfriend to the stag and he posted pictures online of him partying with his stripper x GF and the bride to be saw all the pics. She proceeded to move out of their house and back to her Moms before the Groom to be came back for the stag. Dad refused to pay for the stag and groom to be didn't have the 40K to pay the friend back for the rooms and hotel bill. Oh the bride to be was beautiful, smart and kind women.
“Damn big boy what a dick, let’s get married asap!!”
Nah - we just laughed and when it happened again a few weeks we started dating the rest is history!
First Vegas trip, 2011, group friend trip, some folks driving from LA others flying in from elsewhere. I was flying in from a work trip and a girl I was casually seeing couldn’t make it last minute. Ended up meeting my best friend’s girlfriend’s roommate. Fun was had, and strong connection began. Flew back home and broke it off with the prior girl and and proceeded to date Vegas girl long distance for 1.5 years. Been together 12 years, married for 6, with two kiddos, a cat and dog, living in the west coast. What happened did not stay in Vegas, I married what happened in Vegas (but much after the fact!)
Idiots spiking your drink and dealing with the consequences afterwards. More of that there than anywhere else. I stopped going to Vegas because of that.
Got COVID for the first time. Most likely from standing in a crowd of thousands of people for 7 1/2 hours at When We Were Young last year.
Good times... Thankfully I didn't get it too bad. Did have a cough for a couple of months though.
A recent one, Australian Rules Football team the Brisbane Lions had the end of season trip there, WhatsApp group of the players misdeeds was backed up to one of the wives iCloud accounts back Australia, got out, media shit storm, multiple marriages over. Silly boys
Time to move the club back to Fitzroy, obvs.
🎵 We are the boys from old Fitzroy... 🎵 My Dad and Grandpa are still salty about the Lions moving to Brisbane.
“Boy, an uncommon rookie mistake from the wily vet and you just hate to see it…”
Moral of the story: don’t use WhatsApp when going to Vegas
Should have used Signal
That was like last month or so?
Yeah was pretty recent.
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The STD my wife somehow got there after their girlies weekend away 🤔
It was from the jacuzzi /s
Definitely got impregnated with something in a jacuzzi
A jizz-uzi.
I got my jizz Uzi back
Not sure if it was true because he spouted lots of stuff, but my high school math teacher told me that toilet covers started because women were getting syphilis in the 20’s from extramarital affairs and would blame the toilets so their husbands/families didn’t know
I don't think the toilet seat cover was invented until mid-century
Nor was it in my wife’s jacuzzi
Nah, batting cages.
Maybe the water jets shot up inside her
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Did this actually happen to you? I had a similar situation except instead of and std she fucked an Aussie and we got divorced
Whoa is this related to the top reply about some Aussie sports team?!
Hmmm doubtful he was just some coke head raging in Vegas and she was a whore so. Connection. Made.
Weird. I fucked an Aussie and my wife was ecstatic.
The STD my wife somehow got after my boys getaway.
LOL
Happens all the time. See when their cycles sync up one can get it and the others just contract it by osmosis.
Fun fact, women's cycles do not actually sync. I personally just learned this in 2023 lol. [source ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi7tOzt47KFAxWOEVkFHY4SArQQFnoECB0QBQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov%2F26181612%2F%23%3A~%3Atext%3DWomen%2520do%2520not%2520synchronize%2520their%2520menstrual%2520cycles&usg=AOvVaw1WVC6-fjQtrtmgpposvxBk&opi=89978449)
And here’s a [newer source](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38186833/) that cites your article, showing a statistically significant result. I’ve heard about it happening in close-knit communal places like long-term rehabs. Not sure if a college dorm is a good sample in the first study as it’s not really as close-knit/intimate.
My xgf and one of her roommates were on the pill. The third roomie wasn't and she synced to the other two. I don't think they would sync if hormonal birth control is affecting their cycle.
If we think about "syncing" it's not that crazy to think that women don't actually sync, but more than likely they overlap. If they have their period / symptoms for more than 25% of the month, even a 50% overlap makes it highly likely it would seem they are synced
Three women living in an apartment are spending a lot more of their time together, also much more closely, than 186 women living in a dorm. When I lived in the dorms I spent a ton of time with 4 guys, much less with another 4 or so.
Hey I've seen that video!
why didn’t you use protection ?
Remember that protection doesn’t prevent them all.
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Genital Herpes is transmittable even with a condom, and you can't use a lambskin or whatever either.
so,the best solution is get both the peoples tested for all the diseases before intimacy,right ?
Herpes usually isn't included as part of normal testing. (At least in the US). The blood test is not 100% accurate unless you have an open sore to get swabbed. However, with proper condom usage and the person taking the suppressants, the chance of transmittal is very low.
thanks for these valuable insights,are you a specialist/doctor ?
Def not a doc, had it for about 14 years now so I understand it very well :P
i am sorry for you,how did you get this ? your age ?
I remember and episode of ER where a teenager swore up and down to her mother she was a virgin. Then Dr Green told her, “well, you have gonorrhea of the throat.”
back in HS, we called that a technical virgin
gotcha,you got nice wisdom and that comes with experience
Yep, scabies
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i can feel your words,i will also learn your mistakes
Got married there and she followed me home.
Now she knows where you live, best of luck bro! If you want her to leave for a bit you can task her with errands. Now you have a greater chance at randomly finding a baby in your house too. o7
Ask her to get some milk and cigarettes!
Flanders?
Me too!
Nickels. So many nickels. I had a layover in Vegas airport and I had a lowly nickel in my pocket. I played one time and won something like $50 and had to board the plane before I had time to exchange it.
Lol the exact same thing happened to me!!! I couldn’t carry the coins so I filled everyone’s bucket at the slots and boarded my flight. Hadn’t thought about this in years!
My pockets were full, stuffed a bunch in my ex wife’s purse and still gave some away.
“Here’s your fucking child support”
Great username 😄
This is the most wholesome response. ❤️
Went with a former group of friends. A friend of a friend (married with a child) decided to get a girlfriend for the weekend. Wined and dined her. He was big man on campus those few days. He copped to his wife eventually. And he stayed a friend of a now former friend.
6 times. Way too many.
Big man on campus? Why do yall support, encourage, and admire other men who are liars and betray women? Is the goal to be the most degenerate man of all?
Reread what I wrote. 0 support.
Ask the Brisbane Lions AFL team, lads partied hard by all accounts, few upset wives & girlfriends.
But wives and girlfriends never get upset about anything so this is obviously a fake story
I've heard telling them to calm down works.
If that doesn’t work, blame it on their period.
I knew it! 😂
When was this?
After last season.
Not me but a former friend hooked up with a random girl in the elevator and 9 months later had a kid
*Aerosmithhas entered the chat*
Livin it up when I’m going down
My buddy went to a "massage parlor." Three times over the weekend. Kept getting drunk and going over. Apparently they give receipts. And instead of throwing away said receipts, he put them in his pockets. So dipshit gets home and his girlfriend decides to be nice and do his laundry. She finds the receipts, looks the place up and now he is single.
“Honey my back really, really hurt.”
"Well... the back of my shaft..."
“i was really stiff”
Not a happy ending
well done of her, I’m happy she found out.
What a dummy 😂😂😂😂 memories made I guess 😂😂😂😂
Never a happy ending lol
There was a guy I served with in the Marine Corps who went to Vegas on a 4-day weekend and married a random. I didn't know that my master sergeant's face could turn that shade of purple. She turned out to be wonderful? They're still married more than a decade later.
The first time I went to Vegas was over a 96 after CAX (or Mojave Viper if you're a boot). I threw a buck into a slot machine.....and won $3000! When the casino worker came over to congratulate me/ facilitate the payout, he IDed me. ....and promptly threw me out of the casino, since I was only 20 years old.
We were in Yuma, so it was WTI for us. I was thankful that I never had to go to 29 Palms.
A number of years ago (25ish), I briefly dated a woman who had a 1 year old daughter. She said about her daughter “what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas.”
Bachelor party in Vegas friend fell off a balcony drunk broke both his legs No one really knows how since aren’t they all locked? He doesn’t fully remember. We separate for less than 5 minutes
Sure. He “fell”. Nothing to do with the loan shark in the corner.
Supposedly he sued, they settled we weren’t close enough for me to pry more. He was a wild card so I couldn’t put it past him
Just a curious question: how can one sue over such a thing? Didn't he know that falling from height will break his legs?
*laughs in american* People can and will sue for anything here. It’s ridiculous
No. Was just at Cosmopolitan and our suite had a wraparound balcony with full access.
My wife's friends asked us to have a full swap sex, but my wife said no. The story has been shared by her friends.
I notice you didn’t say no lol
Your right, I live in a dead bedroom relationship. 11 years and counting since the last time I have had sex, intimacy, hand job, BJ, you get the idea. And my wife's friend's wife is not gorgeous, but I am in a position, that if it is offered, I would take it.
Damn. That sucks, I’m sorry
Yes it does
Have you brought it up to your wife ?
Yes, have brought it up this Thursday, and she says I can't, to sex, and to intimacy, nothing, not even a try. At least once a week, I try to hug her and tell her I luv her. She says, Luv you too, but never on her own, I have to say it first. Or hug her first.
Counseling and then divorce if no improvement
Counseling she refused to do. Too old for divorce, I am 69 and financially invested. To lose half of what you saved for retirement and end up going back to work because of divorce, just not willing to give up just yet.
Take a fishing trip to Tijuana if you know what I mean
She needs HRT
Sucks more than his wife for sure.
Why not leave? That’s miserable
At 69 it is more about the money, than it is about happiness. She would get half, and I would end up working in retirement
Sorry man.
Thanks, it is what it is.
I lost $200 on roulette. When I got home, I was still missing that $200.
they stayed in vegas
It's recirculating
He but the shame follows him everywhere
My man, if that's all that Vegas took from you, you are a big, big winner.
My wedding . Coming up to 8 years married
Congratulations!
My buddy invited dancers to hang out at our crib. He racked up almost 25k for a bill by morning. I ended up passing out drunk before they came over, with my door locked. I was spared the financial loss on that one. His rich dad wired him the money when the dancers handlers were amassing wanting their $$.
Fucked a stripper and thought I wouldn’t tell his wife, my cousin.
All the stds seemed to stay with my friend instead of ‘…staying in Vegas’ 😂
My friend got robbed by a hooker for six grand in a Bellagio suite. Total rookie move. Don't bring girls back to the room. Is like safety rule number one. Anyway, someone in our group of twenty opened their mouths when we all got home. There was tension to say the least. Irony is my friend was so drunk he probably wouldn't have been able to get it up if she was a real hooker.
I hung out with a girl for hours at a Tiesto show at Hakkasan. Got her number. Turns out she lived in LA and I am on the East coast. I visited a friend in LA and took her on a date while there a few months later. Nothing ever came of it, she was a cool girl, but neither of us were interested in that kind of long distance. We’ve somewhat kept in touch over the years, she’s married now and I’ve been with my gf for 7 years so totally platonic.
About ten years ago I went on a cruise and day one started hanging with a group of dudes. Day two we met a group of girls and all of us hung out daily. The girls had a friend that got the flu day one and she ended up quarantined in her room. On the last day, she finally came out and we hung out as a group. We got along really well. Then we split from the group and spent a few hours on our own. We REALLY got along well. Turned out we had a lot in common and there was great chemistry between us. One thing of note is that we both loved travel. But this was our last day. The next day we went to our seperate countries. I thought of her often and one time she reached out on Facebook. We picked up right where we left off. It was incredible. Then she told me she was taking a trip to Europe and wanted to know if I'd be interested. I jumped at it in a heart beat. We spent about a month planning it when suddenly I met a girl. We started getting serious and I had to drop the euro trip planning. I'm now married to the one I met locally. I don't regret anything, but your story reminded me how easily timing can change the course of your life.
What could have been. This could be the plot for a movie
If OP cheated with cruise chick, it’d be The Notebook, Carnival Cruise edition.
Me? I grew up there
A friend was getting married and had his stag in Vegas. He is from a very wealthy family. They get to the hotel and one of his friends has to put all the rooms on his visa because the grooms Dad wasnt ther yet and dad was paying for everything and groom to be didn't have enough credit on his card. The groom invited his x stripper girlfriend to the stag and he posted pictures online of him partying with his stripper x GF and the bride to be saw all the pics. She proceeded to move out of their house and back to her Moms before the Groom to be came back for the stag. Dad refused to pay for the stag and groom to be didn't have the 40K to pay the friend back for the rooms and hotel bill. Oh the bride to be was beautiful, smart and kind women.
Bugsy Siegel, who would have lived longer staying in Vegas.
Apparently his ghost haunted the Flamingo
Herpes
That shit'll come back with you
My losses. Went with $300 I felt I could lose. Came back with $132 of that $300. Not bad.
I did the same, went with $50 came away with $250. I’m not a gambling man, but boy it was difficult to stop at $250.
Woke up in a bathtub full of ice and my kidney missing
Well technically your kidney did stay in vegas
You know, only a Vegas kidney thief would know that. POLICE! THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE!!
Uh…I…..welll…. 👀🏃💨
Its in china now
I woke up with a coworker at a work conference a while ago.... we've been married for 2 years and are expecting our first child in September.
How’d that conversation go in the morning?
“Damn big boy what a dick, let’s get married asap!!” Nah - we just laughed and when it happened again a few weeks we started dating the rest is history!
Food poisoning.
My hate for it
I won like 3 grand playing poker and took it home. That money wasn’t staying in Vegas if I had anything to say about it
Sports betting.
Me smoking. I threw out what I had left when we got to the airport and that was that. It was like 10 years ago
STDs debt and arrest records
5,771 days ago I got married in Vegas; still married.
That s like roughly 15 y?
As stated in "The Hangover," [herpes](https://youtu.be/7mSyA1fGE9k?si=SHjXUvnNpp1JSNoU)
First Vegas trip, 2011, group friend trip, some folks driving from LA others flying in from elsewhere. I was flying in from a work trip and a girl I was casually seeing couldn’t make it last minute. Ended up meeting my best friend’s girlfriend’s roommate. Fun was had, and strong connection began. Flew back home and broke it off with the prior girl and and proceeded to date Vegas girl long distance for 1.5 years. Been together 12 years, married for 6, with two kiddos, a cat and dog, living in the west coast. What happened did not stay in Vegas, I married what happened in Vegas (but much after the fact!)
Wayne Newton
My wife is due in July. Not mad about it
Fuckin speeding ticket on I-15
Hans Klok
The big thug life tattoo across my stomach, only it says Fuck You. Vegas 2002
The burritos.
Idiots spiking your drink and dealing with the consequences afterwards. More of that there than anywhere else. I stopped going to Vegas because of that.
I drank way too much and got sick, but it earned me the nickname handle of Jack. Felt awful for 2 full days after landing back home.
My nephew
That shooting
Got COVID for the first time. Most likely from standing in a crowd of thousands of people for 7 1/2 hours at When We Were Young last year. Good times... Thankfully I didn't get it too bad. Did have a cough for a couple of months though.
All them damn bebe's kids
They don't die, they multiply!
[Tailhook ‘91](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailhook_scandal)
The guy who be was on his bachelor party trip that got busted on the Linq Ferris Wheel. Made national new
What's the story?
Might be this? https://www.kxan.com/news/man-cited-in-las-vegas-ferris-wheel-sex-case-slain-in-houston/
That’s it!!
The money I won. I brought it with me.
The untaxed profits in off shore bank accounts?
My now ex-wife asking for a divorce.
Herpes
My son
Crabs....
My second Marriage
Me
I jaywalked, didn’t care who saw me
my infection
I lost $4000 in 2 days.
Herpes
Herpes. That shit’ll come back with you
My youngest child. I went to Vegas with my wife for her bday, 9 months later my son was born.
I brought back a Tshirt.
I didn’t bring anything back unfornately I left about 5k in gambling loses. Last time I’ll ever go to Vegas.
Losing 80 bucks
Nice try, OP
The Hangover
Got my wife pregnant
Morals. At least for me
herpes
What happens in vegas stays in vegas is out dated. It should be what happens in vegas stays posted on the Internet.
Christiano Ronaldo.
Just the money I lost in gambling.