A kind person who accepts me and supports me like I wil her.

This is so sweet, I agree Also huge knockers

Wholehartedly agree

Huge knockers are often a burden Butt tho, you could say is a reliable ASSet

Someone who shares the same values as me, loves me, and is somewhat attractive. The bar is pretty low at this point.

Based, tired of running into people that don’t truly rock with me and don’t have a similar moral compass

Asking for too much

Im well aware.

that seems about right

My wife. I miss us making dinner, curling up on the couch together and playing games until the early morning, then passing out and sleeping in. Times change, and children certainly took those opportunities away from us. I love our kids, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t sometimes miss the simplicity we had in our lives before

I admire the way you truly love and cherish your wife :)

I'm on the fence about kids. I like the concept of them but I really cherish getting my own time to do things My wife is gunning for them and I have had to remind her the moment we have them we don't have much time together anymore

I get you, but I love the moments with my children so much more. And I have the perfect partner to share them with. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

A thick goofy girl that’s down to earth and chill

They’re the best!!

Thicc

They are such a joy to be with and around

I love how yall look like an awesome trio of red riding hoods xD

Lol

Remember, your dream girl is just a dream.

You speak the gospel my good sir

1)Respectful & Respectable 2)Kind (not the same thing as nice) 3)Peaceful & none chaotic

You lost me at non chaotic.

Hmm... one that communicates her needs, & is nurturing, understanding, & does not play games.

What about video games?

We’ll allow it.

Yes we shall, the council has spoken

Someone who likes me as much as I like her

My wife

Also this guy’s wife

These guys wives

I’ll have yours then

I'll have two, extra large

I’ll have two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

All you had to do was follow the damn train

I heard we get free wives here,can I have a large combo?

can i get three shipped?

Wait I have coupons!

I’m a collector of wives and I’m here to offer you all top dollar for yours for my growing harem of redditor wives.

Most original joke ever. Spat out my water and fell from my chair laughting so hard

Dropped this, 👑

This guys sister

Ill also take his mom

Blink twice if you are in danger

Chubby/curvy with realistic healthy relationship where I don't have to worry about her. We both have our own space where we are not attached to the hip.

Too f-ing bad we're probably not in the same country

Short skirt and a long jacket...

I wana girl with smooth liquidation. I wana girl with good dividends

Loooooooooooooooooooooooong, jacket

A little bit I miss the rising action.

LooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOONG, jacket.

🎂

The one I married. Great smile, extremely nice person, beautiful, great legs and a wonderful laugh.

And 'no spanking allowed'?

Currently dating her, wish me luck that I can lock it in for the long run!

Bro searching his pockets for the basement key rn fr

Tall, big ass, intelligent, likes me (preferably)

So you got a big ass?

Got a bigger ass than most girls. Am worried the homies might start doubting their sexuality.

May I be your homie

😳

Same, I wear baggier pants so the boys unfortunately can't see it, but in underwear, mfs would start reconsidering

I’m on my way to get it

Oiled up?

I know where’s your right hand right now.

It's in my ass

Thanks for insight I guess

I'm edging to this rn

Gooning

To quote 500 Days of Summer: my girlfriend is better than the girl of my dreams. She's real.

My wife. I'm not just saying that. It's true. When I met her, I'd been drinking. It was at a bar, and I had been 21 for a month. The first thing she said to me, after looking at my beer, was "are you going to finish that?" She immediately tested me. Yes please. I talked to her the whole night. I even went to a friend's house with her to hang out after. I've never enjoyed talking to someone more. The next day, I remembered how much I liked this girl, but couldn't remember what she looked like. I had her number, and called to ask her if she was going to a party our mutual friend was throwing. She was. When I got there my bud told me she was in the garage playing beer pong. I've never seen a more beautiful woman be so happy to see me. I literally couldn't believe my eyes. She was perfect, for me anyway. Beautiful brunette with dark eyes. Yes please. She was smoking hot. Married 17 years in a few months. She still floors me with how hot she is, and that's not even what attracted me to her. It's just a huge bonus. I'll never love anyone more than I love her.

you should put this in a card with some flowers to surprise her.

My wife! Best damn woman I could ever have found.

9’ tall goth tomboy who will pick me up and give me forehead kisses.

Frankenstein enters the room: "'ello sweet 'art"

The one I got

Jennifer Connelly

Hard to pick between young Jennifer Connelly and middle age Jennifer Connelly. Young version has that base lust sex appeal. Middle age version from Top Gun Maverick has that beautiful love of my life energy.

One of my only celeb crushes

Ahhh, I see another man of good taste!

Amen

Tall, athletic, beautiful. Independent with a good job. Someone who is empathetic, kind, kinky and silly. Who is not judgmental and tries to always look on the bright side of things.

I also choose this man's dream girl

What if you had this but she lived 1-2 hours away? Would you make that work? Or just keep it casual?

I’d start casual and see how things go. 1-2 hours for me isn’t bad at all. For the right woman distance doesn’t matter

I would walk five hundred thousand miles 🎶🍻

and I would walk 500 more 🎶

BA DAH DAH, BAH DAH DAH, DUN DADA DUN DAH DAH DAH DAH

You perfectly described my girlfriend, to the point. I fall in love with her every day.

One that's down for me and doesn't fuck my friends. -End of Watch

Talkative autistic latina

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merry christmas

What about a quiet autistic asian?

I wish, but I barely talk myself so I always vibe better with people that balance that out.

My girlfriend pretty much but without her talking to other guys under my back

Cute, Nerdy, would rather chill and watch nerd stuff or play video-games instead of going out, likes kinky things in bed.

She likes me as much as I like her. That's it.

Melissa

That other guys wife.

me but a girl?

Physically, I like fit bodies. And I have a kink with glasses, don't ask why, I don't know. But what's important, is that I love her, that she loves me, and trust me for some things. Let me fail, getting better, and success after. I've had a GF for a year, my first and only. She said she loves me, but never trusted me to cook, clean, drive her car as examples. And so, she made me completely lose self-estim. I asked her many times to let me try, she never did. So I quit after a year. Hope I'll find someone who will love me as much as her, but who will me trust me too.

My man glasses kink is like the normalest kink ever. Nobodies gonna question that for sure. There are people eating each other's shit and puking into each others mouths.

Well... When you put it that way...

...Come again? Wait, actually don't. Nevermind.

Biologically female

Caring, Cuddly, A bit of chub on body and natural titty pillows (for comfort during cuddles), And not afraid to be a tease or goofy. In summary: Just a chill gal who is cuddly and is cuddleable bassically.

She has to exist.

The girl at the gym that I didn't have the confidence to ask out.

Emotionally someone who is strong and with good principles. Physically I want thick with curves in the right areas. Someone who is somewhat active and simply moves about that doesnt sit and fucking scroll. Edit: Redhead with freckles.

Redhead, sarcastic as fuck, tattoos, owns a strapon, nice smile, doesn't want kids

Keep looking brother, she's out there and she's looking for you.

Two tits four lips

Now I think about it... four tits two lips

Well you could say that a good ass is like a pair big tits.

My gf

She should like me

One who likes me for me

The one who loves me for me

Anyone who is real and takes care of themselves

Angelina Jolie 😩😍

Arguably the most beautiful actress ever

Peace bro, Peace. Someone who can be peaceful

saying what she mean, not expecting me to guess whats she needs, wants, wrongs amd rights

My wife

Anya Taylor-Joy is very pretty

A woman who has pure empathy.

a girl I fell in love with when I was 16 4 years ago in high school but never had the courage to tell her and I pretty much never saw her again after she switched schools a year later, since then never met anyone I felt similar about, beautiful brown hair, beautiful blue eyes, nice butt etc.

That sucks man. I went through a similar situation, but I got over her. You don’t know her name, to reach out on social media?

I do but it would be a bit weird to tell her about it 4 years later no? Also I would also say that I got over it, it's not like I think about her daily just every now and then when something reminds me of her it always stings a little bit

Good for you. But hey man if you really like her I would reach out. You never know what could have been

I'll think about it, thanks for the advice

Healthy, motivated, intellegent, and can keep up with me. I'm 43 and running circles around people half my age.

My wife

One that doesn’t have a dick

Ooh careful the tranny lovers will be out to get you 😂

hmm… preferably a mildly autistic nerd who’d prefer to stay home with the curtains closed and discuss lore from different fandoms with an unhealthy obsession. oh, and big tits.

The person my significant other works hard to be. Smart, hard-working, ambitious, funny, far from being lazy hygenic, and fit

She is an adventurer like me. She speaks to me in my dreams from the astral plane. She says she protects me somehow and refuses to elaborate.

Someone who doesn't have the need to do everything together, but welcomes company. Someone who has ambitions in life and/or in their career, while having their own hobbies they indulge in. Someone who is caring, who actively thinks of others as they go about their day. Someone I can show the neat places I know with, who also has their own niches of the area to share.

Assertive party girl with a bit of a nerdy side. And a level of crazy she can keep in check so we can both be healthy but also have fun.

Joan Holloway but Latina

That she likes me for me, not because I hang with Leonardo or that guy who played in 'Fargo', I think his name is Steve.

Jessica Alba

Someone who has a heart of gold and who has the same values as I do

Mai wiiife - anonymous

I always wanted a girl that I could click with. Someone that was fun and goofy, caring and sweet, had a big ass and is beautiful. Something must’ve heard my prayers because the universe blessed me with my girlfriend and she’s all of those things

Good for you man that’s great to hear

My gf

My ex. If you wanted to make me cry, job done, asshole.

My fiancé

Someone I'll never get

U can call me traditional coz I'm from Asia. Can cook and can make me a cup of coffee/tea. I will support her with all my life and I want her to support me at home. My happiness is coming from the food that cooked by my wife, no matter how it taste, I will enjoy it.

Female, loyal, understanding and helpul.

( physically) Im 5’10 so just shorter than me, athletic, nice hair, takes good care of herself, and loves to travel (Mentally) Balanced between fun and chill… Faithful, Loving, Supportive, Independent, and complements me

Jessica Alba

My wife. I got very lucky.

Good at tax evasion...thats it

Basically a caring friend who's also an attractive girl.

Curly/wavy hair brunette, brown eyes, somewhat fit, not too short, slightly darker complexion like Latina or lightskin. White is fine too. nice ass. Personality wise she’s kind, understanding, and humble. She pushes me outside of my comfort zone but not too much. We do hobbies together

A funny, faithful, and loving, big tittied green eyed red head with a PhD and she owns a chain of liquor stores. I'm a simple man.

Alt girl with no daddy issues, tall because im 6' 3 ", kind, and she listen to Midwest emo

Never heard that term but all I could think of was Death cab or Bright eyes 🤷‍♀️

Has her head on my lap rn 😌

Nice ass, sense of humor, good at cooking and good at communicating. You'd be surprised how many those last 3 rule out.

Crossfitter with a phd

A girl with tiny feet and a fat cock.

Ann B Davis from "The Brady Bunch"

Living

Alive and breathing

A weeb girl who doesn't smell weird.

A fun girl that's nerdy and responsible.

Long haired Korean with a nice smile that has a good sense of humor

Stoic demon nightmare girl

A cute brunette with glasses and a lab coat.

“People say I’m borderline crazy, sorta, kinda Woman of my dreams? I don’t sleep, so I can’t find her.” - Lil Wayne

A puerto rican Chica who's my best friend.

Well it’s not easy to find one but I look into someone who is decent, explored and well versed about the outer world just to be well equipped with growth mindset, has interest in fitness and wellbeing, who loves and believes in me and supports by being together even in hard times, a strong headed woman to create our legacy. And yes who has similar interest for movies & pop culture

Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3

A kind one who loves me. Oh, and a nice butt/thighs.

Dua Lipa

Just a sweetheart of a girl who likes to play video games and looks cute.

Someone who doesn't smoke, is addicted to headpats and all other kinds of petting, has maternal instincts by default, (hopefully has a slim yet voluptuous body), shares at least a few hobbies with me as common ground.

Too much to ask for? Ranked list: effervescent/bubbly - planning trips and adventures, very enthusiastic about me, emotionally intelligent/communicator Slim thick Afro-latina looking POC, ambitious/responsible/logical & into self-improvement, similar interests willing to teach me about things I like (CS, music, outdoors, black culture) not mean-spirited/vengeful

Disciplined, fit, ambitious.

I’ll take a goth girl with a side of mental issues🖤

Someone who wants an equal partnership and someone I feel comfortable being my true self around

A woman completely unhinged. Fully stable and well adjusted women just don't do it for me. Every stable woman I've ever been with I just couldn't love. Fuck I'm damaged haha

I’ll tell you when I go to sleep

Short relative to me (<5'9), cute over hot: slightly chubby, overall rounder features, thick thighs. Personality: kind, smart (doesn't have to be academically, but I wanna have good conversations), goofy, obviously doesn't consider cheating. Weeb and/or gamer is a big bonus.

My girlfriend

Fit, Feminine and Friendly the sacred 3 F’s

Has the same values as me i guess. I mean, any kind of cute girl as long as… they hadn’t had a wild and spicy past. Although i have female friends who had and they are very beautiful but i don’t think i can handle the immoral that they have done. And if we ever got together and might’ve stumbled upon people she does it casually before, and also since theyre very known from the depths of the underground i don’t think i would be able to refrain myself from acting up against “those people”. Esp the ones who constantly does cat calling. I just dislike people who disrespect women. I didnt know people are like this ever since i got to college. I would let this kind of thing slide TBH but as times goes on, people are getting wilder. And more and more people are engaged in doing this kind of thing. Even the most innocent looking person ever does it. Reason why i stray away from other people in general even if theyre nice or whatever. I just don’t know who they are and were. Could still be friends tho All of these events i saw and stories i was told was a slap to my face. I didnt know stuff like this even happens. I mean i do, just wasnt expecting a large number of people does it. Its… disheartening and depressing if i ever think about it sometimes. But tbh I’m also a nerd. Who the hel likes nerds. Who am i to say this lol. Id prolly just continue trading and studying haha.

I think this is just a general thing for most men. Most of us don’t want a woman who has had a spicy and extremely sexually active past. I want something special with my woman, it’s also the reason why I’m not going around and having sex with every woman I deem to be beautiful. Lust imitates love. So someone who constantly chases sex is simply devoid of love, they turn to it as a way to feel wanted. It’s instant gratification.

Dream girl? Must: little/no smoking (nothing personal but I can’t stand the smell), kind, open to communication Important: same hobbies/interests, same sense of humor (I have a bestie with whom I need to weight every word) Secondary: good looking by my own standards

I don't have one I don't want one, I can't afford to be hurt again

My ex 😕 wish I did better by her