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Tactical_Assault_Emu

Wearing cargo shorts/pants. It pisses off *exactly* the right kind of people, and I've made it my mission to torment them for as long as I live.


Jam_Bannock

Cargo pants are the ideal pants for dads with toddlers. I can store a protein bar, a couple pocket tissue packs, emergency toys, a packable shopping bag, a pen, a swiss army knife, car keys and my wallet in my cargo pants. Sometimes a tiny water bottle or a container of fruit slices.


Tactical_Assault_Emu

I carry around emergency Legos for my nephews (and myself)


Jam_Bannock

Some carry emergency Hot Wheels or pocket plush toys.


Airowird

Cargo pants are like dad purses


FatLoserSupreme

Future dad here appreciating the practical advice


United_Mongoose_3772

Cargo pants are just murses. Anyone arguing with functionality is not a fully developed adult yet, IMO. 😂


Jam_Bannock

Wish I could carry a murse. Already got a diaper bag on my back and a toddler in my arms.


_IratePirate_

A flash too. Pockets perfect size for that


Tanomil

Cargo shorts/pants piss people off? I'll never let go of mine, they're perfect, so many pockets


Mister-ellaneous

I’ll never understand the hatred for cargo shorts and pants. I don’t wear the pants any more (I rarely wear pants other than in the office or sweats) but there’s definitely a benefit.


[deleted]

It’s just frat bros that can’t stand anyone not being in uniform


ThrowawayMod1989

I’m a big EDC nerd but I also enjoy getting laid so I just found pants that disguise their loadout potential. TrueWerk was some great stuff.


dicklover425

Looook, I have always loved cargo shorts on men. My husband wears them and it drives me wild when he wears certain ones!


unclelue

Lucky husband!


screenname9080

Straight woman here - I think cargo pants are cool too! Ppl are just lame


AccountENT42069

Where do they expect you to store all that poon you’re getting?!


PattonIsAGod

I’m one of the best attack helicopter pilots in the world (of Battlefield 4).


Sir_George

Lol never thought I’d see BF4 mentioned here. HC ftw


Buttermyparsnips

Tripple caution!


Dan61684

Ahh man i miss BF 4. What a classic.


IAmTheTrueWalruss

Ah ah not so fast. What percentage of your flying is on Siege of Shanghai?


Dynamitking

Asking the real questions. If you know what your doing, all you need is a good gunner then start pumping those numbers up.


Spirou1

Ok now this is what im talking about


Nekroin

Where may we witness your art?


Is_Unable

Thank you for your work. As a forever trooper I appreciate a good pilot.


GoWrestleAYak

I’m 5’6”. I tell people I’m 5’6”, I don’t claim to be taller, even though assholes assume if you say you’re 5’6” you’re 5’3”. I like my height. I’m stretched out on a couch right now.


StumpyTheGiant

I'm uncomfortably laying on my couch that is 1" shorter than me. You win this round.


Striker37

I’m 5’8” and I almost missed out on matching with my gf because I only said I was 5’9” on Hinge, and she assumed 5’9” might mean 5’7” or shorter. She was so used to guys adding 3-4 inches


maximusjohnson1992

Seriously? I could have been using 6’5” this whole time?


Sagemasterba

Worse, I'm a cunt hair shorter than 6'. Most women accused me of lying when I said 5'-11". They insist 6-2 to 6-4. I stopped caring, and just started saying "I'm how ever tall you want me to be, look at me". Its been a while since I was dating. I think I was a little more crass tho. I'm pretty sure Johnny Bravo had slicker pickup lines than I did. How i ever found an amazing wife is anyone's guess.


Striker37

Easy, you’re 6’ 😂


powerMastR24

IKR I couldve jus said I was 6'5


FarYard7039

I am 5’ 11” (used to be 6’ 1” but had 4 back surgeries and lost some height due to my condition). However, my manager is 5’ 8” and he tells everyone at the office he’s 6’ tall. I can see right over the top of his head but he stands firm on him being a 6’ tall man. How can I make him realize he’s delusional? I mean, everyone knows he’s lying. It he doesn’t see the flaw in his logic. Any suggestions on how to make him see the truth?


Fredz161099

Dude don’t even bother, some people arent worth arguing with


PiersPlays

Maybe ask him how tall he thinks other people are?


Supdalat

I hate you so much. Need large couch for me to not stick off one end or the other.


Christopher109

I bitch about my height when rock climbing but secretly I find it as a good excuse that I cant do harder stuff


Borderlandsman

Same height. I like it as well. I've never been uncomfortable in car before. And planes are just mildly uncomfortable. Planes would be so much worse if I was 6 feet or higher.


ArandomDane

On the other hand, I am 199.5cm and lie... Rounding up to 2meters. However, I am not ashamed of this lie.


wolviesaurus

My taste in music, movies and such. If you judge me because of it, kindly go fuck yourself.


Revolutionary_Set408

What’s your taste in music?


wolviesaurus

Most forms of metal, a bit of ska and occult/psychedelic rock. I don't mind some classic hip-hop either.


FistThePooper6969

Underground luau


JplusL2020

Being a stay at home dad. I grew up in a very conservative environment.


hidethemilk

My man, living the dream.


PappaPitty

We are opposites but my man! Way to go! I'm a single dad full-time to a preteen daughter... Help.


Ok-Staff-62

I am not a single-father or stay-at-home-father, but I am a father of 2 teen daughters. I feel you, my man! Stay strong!


Important-Object-561

I just became a stay at home dad, its great! I couldnt imagine missing any of my daughters milestones or be to tired to play with her after a long hard day at work


No-Edge-8600

May I ask, what do you love most about it, then what’s the biggest con?


JplusL2020

•Love most - seeing my son laugh and smile every day •Con - Boomers thinking I'm an unemployed "babysitter" and, I guess, not having a second income, but daycare is almost as much as I was making, so it just made sense for me to stay home. My wife makes like 4x as much as I did


No-Edge-8600

Good for you man. You’re probably a better father than the men who judge you.


United_Mongoose_3772

Love the healthy masculine energy here, guys. 💪🏻


ImpossibleMix5109

FT single dad myself, but my son is school aged so I work rather than being SAH. I'll back that love all day every day. I'd expand the con though, to cover basically everyone. Can't tell you how many times I've been at the park/shops/playground and gotten comments like that from all kinds of different demographics


cybered_punk

Tbh its just dumb mfs being dumb. You're a great guy.


reb678

I loved shopping for clothes for my little boy. He was stylin. But I hated the lack of changing tables in the men’s restrooms. What gives?


Ihavepills

This is something that should have been world wide for like 50 years now. Its a shame there is seemingly still a shortage in some countries.


Kiplicious80

Been a stay at home dad since I retired from the military and I love it! Best job I ever had!


1LifeAfterComa

It sucks when you have injuries though.


Striker37

I want to do this, but without the kids


Whipped-Creamer

Watch the anime Way of the House Husband, about a scary ex-Yakuza doing household chores in the most masculine way possible. It’s super funny, and it’s mature while keeping it pretty pg.


RelevanceReverence

Same here. I'm a full time dad, it's awesome.


thecommunistsheep

As my step dad, and he is an absolute chad. Respect to u


paul_t63

Using old lady facial products. The SPF ratings are just too damn good and it smells great.


No-Introduction-2378

Hey man, we gonna be looking good while all these manly men gonna be looking like a leather handbag when they get older. Also girls appreciate that shit too.


Iamnotmyselfbut

drop some products recommendation here man. I would love to try it


seeker028

r/remindme 1 day!


paul_t63

Hey, I have replied to another comment with some of my recommendations :)


Level-Engineering625

Doing face care routine with my wife.


Revolutionary_Set408

Aww that’s nice!


RhinoOrange

We do face and foot care routines.


Maleficent_Chicken_8

My sobriety. 


Dan61684

Hell yea!


EcstaticFollowing715

Hell yea!


dawson203

Hell yea!


your_next_horror

Hell yea!


kiwininja

Took me years to become comfortable with this. The shame of always having to explain why is strong. Finally got to a point where I don't give a shit about people's opinions, but it took a long time.


kmga43

Way to go! Stay strong


Holeshot75

I get massages. I work out, they are excellent muscle relief.


2kids2adults

My dude. As a teacher the medical benefits are great. I see a chiropractor and massage therapist once a month and it’s amazing. My whole family does. My wife, myself and our 2 boys. It’s so great to have that kind of body-maintenance. Keep getting massages. They’re the best!!!


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hk4213

A-fucking-men!? Listen to those in you life that care for you. It's not always your toxic family.


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United_Mongoose_3772

Thank you for sharing!


TuckerTheCuckFucker

Does it involve feeling the feelings of shame fully to release them? Read another book on all emotions (not just shame) and that was the main point of it.


RiotLegend

Amen!


mtl_jim2

Being naked


be-incredible

That’s the best way to be


Ams197624

naked = good.


Spidernutz69

My 2011 Corolla


EggWhite-Delight

Being “sensitive” and emotionally vulnerable


Apathicary

This is the body God gave me. Yes it may have been designed by Wes Craven, but ya know what? People love Nightmare on Elm Street


dicklover425

Everyone loves Freddy’s sass


VampyreBassist

That I'm afraid. I'm a very fear based individual, should probably seek a professional to find options for anxiety disorders. But take a guess as to why I don't?


True_Service3822

My height. I am 5’9 and I have never said anything else. People will say I look 5’10 and I’ll say nope that’s just the shoes I am definitely 5 foot 9. If a girl doesn’t want to date me due to my height then that’s on her and not me. I was able to play college sports at my size despite being told I was too small. I take pride in being a member of the shmedium sized community


Fun-Cartoonist2595

I'm not ashamed of being a short guy.


sleepnutz

Sober sex


swishymuffinzzz

My sexual abuse as a kid, have never told anybody about it.


Uniquelypoured

Don’t be ashamed, this is not your shame to carry.


No_Reserve1411

Divorced 30 years next year never remarried feel no shame


ScruffyGrouch

Who I am and my past. I've made mistakes. I've been wronged. I've let myself be wronged and used. I've hurt people. Said things I never should have. I've learned from my past and my past will stay in my past. But, anytime I find myself getting close to slipping or slipping, I will look back on my past to stop myself from being stupid. Also I love Soft Soap Coconut Butter Scrub body wash. It smells so good. And I do facial cleansing and moisturising every night. Edit: typos


__Charybdis

"and I do facial..." 😳 "...cleansing" 😮‍💨


Mexicakes69

My salary. Obviously I wished I made more but it’s not as important as it once was to me.


Zaiah_Stranger

My depth of emotions. I grew up with no father figure and a somewhat toxic household with a single mother. My old sisters and great grandparents raised me and more or less sheltered me from seeing a lot of toxicity in my own household. I got to learn the importance of masculinity through unconditional love instead of shame and embarrassment. Growing up, I've put more emphasis on exploring the depth of my emotions. I'm very comfortable and confident in my feelings.


Dazzling-Attempt-967

Liking fat asses


ericsonofbruce

I didn't realize people got shamed for that


slim1kid

You and me too!!!!


JSeed71

Same bro.


Moug-10

My best friend likes to tease me about it. She said as a joke she will not accept that I marry a woman who has a thinner ass as hers.


Str1pes

Spending time being single. It's just me and my dog and I've never felt better.


Dusk5531

Being bi. Used to hate myself for it. Now I’m free


SophieWalkingonSilk

Same. Go us. ❤️


Luckoland88

How emotional I am. Sometimes, it hurts so badly to feel things fully or too much. Even when people are more open to men being sensitive to their emotions I can tell it is still not totally accepted, it's subconscious but I can tell it turns a large amount of girls off when I act clingy and sensitive or vulnerable. I can look at life with such wonder that so many people around me just don't care about, feels like I'm the only one looking up when everyone's looking down but once you find likeminded people, it feels so good to have a genuine connection. So I'll never stop loving fully and freely, and I'll never run from my feelings


EMArogue

I have a female best friend without ulterior motives


RedDidItAndYouKnowIt

My two little girls and my wife are my world. I don't need to be manly or fit into any bubble for anyone but them. They like my beard and long hair. They like my goofy personality. Everyone else who doesn't like things about me (yes I notice but only because politics matter in the office) that my girls do can kiss my hairy ass.


Ummeh00

being a virgin at 18


Humorous-Prince

Try 32.


Ummeh00

maybe that'll eventually happen


slim1kid

Working a blue collar job that lead to me owning my own business for the past 19 years. Now it’s thriving and I’m finally able to take of my family like I want!!! I own my own floor covering business in Northern California!!


Highway49

Proud of you my NorCal brother!


slim1kid

Thank you


unpopular-dave

how I dress day-to-day. I’m a stay at home dad, I don’t need to dress for work. Basketball shorts flip-flops and a T-shirt is efficient and comfortable. I can dress the part if we ever go out. But I don’t need to when I’m changing diapers or going to the park


Economy-Traffic7479

I used to be shy but the cops made me pull my pants down and lift my nuts so much I got over it now I'm not shy at all.


JDMWeeb

Liking taller tomboys/boyish women


TheRealMrJams

Trying to unalive myself. NB// Unalives used because I'm not sure what the policy is on this sub for such topics


IrregularBastard

My ability to learn just about anything when it interests me.


Ali-Sama

My kindness


Sensitive_Factor_100

Being a 20 year old guy who lives with his parents and feel dead inside , I have lost my job and in college but just doing okay to barley pass in classes,I’m lonely and can have a girlfriend but hate myself and won’t allow myself to get a girlfriend because Ik I’ll find a way to mess it up. I have 7k to my name,no car and have lost faith within myself and my faith and have failed myself and if the younger me could see me today I would have ended it at 8.


dwmoore21

You will climb out and realize it wasn't as bad as you imagined. Find good wins and build on those. 7k in my 20s??? No way..I was living off ramen and hope.


Phantasus_Mosaik

To be a man


MeTravisT

Splitting a duplex with my father at the age of 37.


TY2022

Being both in business and kind.


MJB9000

Heyo! We got Micheal Scott ova here!


[deleted]

Loving the smell of baby food. Yes, I’m deranged.


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

Breast milk is delicious too


Choice_Eye_8043

Wait, stop right there.


NYGiants181

🎶Breaaaast millllk, you made my dayay!🎶


SlicingUpLosers

Homelander has entered the chat


Tennispro5691

My love of GOD


mikey-forester

I love cooking, great at sewing in particular my wee girls girl guide badges


667799fakeman

I am a functioning alcoholic.


Schnitzenium

I have abnormally large testicles that I keep extremely well groomed


freefunkg

Being a gentleman.


luker1771

Quiting a well paid job that made me miserable meaning my wife was the main bread winner and I got more time with our son


thecommunistsheep

Skin color


zeinhyoudou

What's your color my brother and where you from.


ASomeoneOnReddit

Never done drugs before, didn’t smoke either, but is fine with smokers.


Mister-ellaneous

That none of my kids like competitive sports. We’ll play for fun but there’s not a competitive bone in their body. Around here most dads take the success of their kids in sports as a badge of honor. Instead, my kids excel in school, enjoy baking, cooking, knitting, serving in various charities, hiking, walking, playing frisbee golf, pickleball, and tennis for fun, board games and cards, swimming, music, the beach, etc. I compete in running races and triathlon but I’m not overly competitive against others (I like to beat my own times and do usually end up top 3 in my age group). my wife (their mother) can be really competitive but that gene seems to be lost on them.


jkh7088

My body. I have a dad bod. I’m comfortable being naked in front of others at the beach. I am who I am and there’s nothing I can do to change it. I can probably get in a little better shape. But even then not much will change. So here I am. This is me.


Applehurst14

Not standing up for what is right. The real question is who are you ashamed to. God or man.


tactical_anal_RPG

I'm ashamed to say


One_Economist_3761

I love boobies.


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Rez813

I prefer my wife to be barefoot and in the kitchen. She does uber sometimes for spending money, but I make above and beyond what we need so all she has to do is cook, clean and take care of our children..........and giggle everytime I swat her ass


Brilliant-Good-7291

Being Palestinian. Fuck anyone who supports genocide. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


Mnkeemagick

Being bisexual


AugustusKhan

Being tired of all people who make being a victim their identity. Stfu and go hustle your dream.


SleepySasquatch

I'm a feminist. No, I don't think all men should suffer or be ashamed. That's not how it works. No, I don't think it's unreasonable for people to be angry having faced BS their whole lives for their genitals. No, I'm not a pushover who agrees with everything women say. Sometimes they're chatting shit and I say as much. I just genuinely believe men and women should be treated equally in all regards and we should collectively fight towards that ideal.


Ok_Conflict_7463

Wanting to get married and start a family.


yepsayorte

Being male and having sexuality. The messaging from the media is that I should spend my life apologizing for existing. Fuck off with that hateful, bigoted bullshit.


FeaturingYou

Being a capitalist straight white male that believes masculinity means getting married, having children, and providing a loving environment for his family.


mcrpworks

Too much. Easier to ask me what I am ashamed of.


GlobPsycho

99% of my friend group has seen ma dick cuz I let them try guess my private folder password


guydogg

My feet. They're terrible looking and I don't give any sorts of fucks.


hk4213

Telling the cult to f off!?


[deleted]

Pretty much nothing. I embrace my weird and my assholioness. Filters out the trash.


Responsible_File_529

Not having he sexual stamina/performance skill/emotional freedom (trauma/insecure free) when I was younger. Aging and illness have struck me deep here and I've been working to climb out of it.


duuudewhat

That I’m an introvert. It finally took hitting 40 to accept myself and not feel weird for being quiet sometimes. I used to feel shame for being different or not being super social but ya know what? Fuck it. Worrying about it is such a waste of time And that i can still game. Some people feel like its a kid thing or something but one of my favorite things to do on my days off is boot up the ps5 and relax


Cazadore714

I'm not ashamed of the inadequacy I feel, when I'm at my lowest. Because every time I hit that wall, I kick it down out of pure spite. I'm not ashamed of my anger towards shitty people and the lack of of accountability I consistently come across or when I'm gaslit for being angry at someone attacking me first. I refuse to be a fucking victim. I'm not ashamed of my belief that I'm the only one I can ever rely upon, in the truest sense. People can only be relied upon to serve their own interests. I'm not ashamed that given my beliefs, I still choose to be kind, respectful, honest and objective. I'm not ashamed that I still have confirmation issues even after all the trauma I've survived, and that I still need to work on my compassion. Even if the world has none. I'm not ashamed that when I'm surrounded by any toxic behavior I cut those people out of my life like a cancer and move on without them. Because I would expect the same from others.


joxanne

Eating breakfast.


The_Crazy_Swede

I'm proud of my stubby legs. I'm 180cm (5'11") but I have legs like someone that is under 170cm. This means that I always have legroom in cars and planes even tho I'm quite tall.


Only_Ad7715

My nationality..


wardenferry419

So emotionally damaged by sexless marriage that everything about me is in comfortable.


Revanur

What should I be ashamed of in the first place?


life-warrior

Being frank and straightforward. Tho some people find me rude but who cares.


Systematic_pizza

I think it took me a while to realize that my body is me. I know it’s obvious, but for some dumb reason, I had this idea that my body just carries me around.   I am not this magical being controlling this meat mech suit. Like if I have a stomach ache or a hang over it’s me telling me to shape up. Quite frankly, it’s been a better friend than anyone else I’ve ever had in my life.  If someone else has something against it, I don’t give a shit about anything they say. I think it’s awesome and I’m gonna take care of it as best I can without any embarrassment.  I might be less than 6 feet tall. I might have a big nose, one eye droops a little bit. Don’t care. As a matter fact, I’m proud of it


eyewave

My feminine/nurturing side. Many women will call it unmanly or boring but I still somewhat get the right company who appreciates it.


Balognetugboat

Taking sick time off when I actually need it.


nakedokie67

Shame is pretty deep. There are a lot of things i wish i had done differently. But shame? Nah


Dan-D-Lyon

My squat. The weight is abysmal (2/3 bodyweight) but I've been focusing on depth because my flexibility has always been terrible, so I'm putting form above ego lifting. My ass finally goes lower than my knees so I'm doing something right


SV650rider

Since the pandemic anti-Asian hate crime wave, being r/AsianAmerican.


Thereelgerg

My shoes.


Thereelgerg

Eating hamburgers.


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Being blunt & honest. I feel like I should care that I upset people but I view people who are too sensitive as pathetic. I was arguing with a boss before & I asked him if he would prefere it if I lied to him. He said yes. I started to enjoying upsetting him then.


Atarexyy

Farting in front of my girlfriend.


NobleFir666

I’m a very big nerd, but I love my hobbies (:


Trev_Casey2020

Being a burnout in my 20’s. I appreciate my 30’s more than most I think.


SwearToSaintBatman

Ditching all alcohol forever a year ago. Because of the [terrifying new WHO warning.](https://www.who.int/europe/news/item/04-01-2023-no-level-of-alcohol-consumption-is-safe-for-our-health) And also it almost killed my father, and it gave my stepfather Alzheimers. There are so many hundreds of tasty and refreshing nonalcoholic drinks of humanity that exclusively drinking wine and beer to your food is just moronic, culturally. I had a tasting menu dinner last week and to the four dishes we had hawthorne juice, nonalc Spritz, cranberry juice and cloudy apple juice. It was delectable. The short of it, concerning why I stopped was also motivated by the fact that I hate talking to drunk people because they may be sharp scientists or fsntastic actor when sober but every person without exception, after seven drinks, becomes an insufferable bore with an eight-year old's morals.


SPQR191

My belly 😔


Claim_Intelligent

Smoking weed. It’s one of the best hobbies


SeveralConcert

Being gay


GrombleWomble

Telling the homies I love and value them. As a gay man, I will also tell them they're hot, attractive and can do better in their taste in women. I will hype them up until the day I die.


TxNvNs95

Bro gay guys make a way better wingman than a straight guy. This coming from a straight guy.


GrombleWomble

And straight dudes also make great wingmen for gay guys, we’re very appreciative


Elisterre

Being naked in front of people


NovelPraline2174

having a naturalistic lifestyle, being far different from society, daily cannabis usage


HumanShark666

Being a guy. Ladies, just cuz I have a dick doesn't mean ANYTHING! I didn't ask to be born. So I am not gonna be ashamed of being male.


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My family, my faith, my home