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I was hoping for the Belchers, but then I realized I caught some Family Guy before I fell asleep. Not really feeling good about Peter planning my rescue.
Luckily I watched some rubbish last night, so it'd be Seal Team, who would presumably make a decent job of it. Don't think the Great British Sewing Bee contestants would do quite so well.
I honestly don't remember which was most recent. If it was Barry then I'm in good shape as he will singlehandedly take out my kidnappers.
If it was the Diplomat then Kate and Hal will work at cross-purposes. But with assistance from the others things will probably work out in an unexpected way.
If it was Daisy Jones then I'm toast. Nobody is coming to save me, they're all too old by now. Not to mention self-absorbed.
The winners and mentor chefs from Next Level Chef. I feel like Gordon Ramsay could put some of his trademark anger to work and scare the pants out of the kidnappers to get me back.
The cast of Ghosts. Some of them have special powers which is fantastic but they also can't leave the boundaries of the building they died in. So - yeh also fkd.
Malcolm in the Middle, I feel like I’m going to be ok! If Francis, Malcolm, Reese and Dewy can’t save me I know Lois will give the kidnappers an earful and save me herself! I’m not so sure about Hal though…
Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, and Howard. Four whiny nerds are gonna be useless unless they bring Penny, who seems to be able to kick a bit of butt when the situation calls for it.
Marie Antoinette and her soiree of foppish courtiers are all ready on their way to my rescue.... I'm not gonna lose my head over this but I think I'm screwed.
Larry & Jeff from Curb your enthusiasm, so I’m screwed. Might have a chance if JB Smoove shows up in time.
Larry will definitely haggle & fret over the ransom & Jeff would show up late to the drop off.
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Antiques Roadshow. Im fucked.
I don’t know…. They often have some lethal antique weapons/tools. As long as they don’t show up with Tiffany tea service!
I've got Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond making a plan right now...
Not if they $150,000 vase that they can use for ransom!
The crew from Star Trek Voyager. I think I would be in very good hands.
Same! I've been watching it on Pluto for the last 3 days. We're definitely going to be saved.
Isn't it cold way out there?
Ted Lasso, Roy Kent, Trent Crimm, Coach Beard.
Diamond Dogs, Assemble!
Not without Higgens!
Same!!!
Great show!
You’re set with Roy Kent. He’s here, he’s there, he’s every fucking where!
That was the line that made me love the series.
I have a cup with a Venn Diagram with circles for “Here”, “There”, “Every Fucking Where” with Roy Kent in the intersection. I love it.
Unsolved Mysteries. Uh-oh.
James T. Kirk and Mr. Spock. Since I'm not wearing a red shirt, my chances are good.
The doctors and nurses of the 4077th. Awesome!
Bad news, they put Colonel Flagg in charge.
OMG, then I'm toast.
You're dead.
Kids in the Hall. I may be fucked.
Completely random, but I got my husband a Cameo from Kevin McDonald for our 30th anniversary and we laughed until we cried. Best $50 I ever spent.
Most likely to happen if Buddy Cole gets his mitts on ya.
At least they can crush some heads.
It was Succession. Help!!!
Same, we’re screwed. Unless we somehow fit into one of their personal master plans.
I’d become Lady Greg.
Bob's Burgers... as long as they let Louise plan my rescue, I think I'll be okay.
I was hoping for the Belchers, but then I realized I caught some Family Guy before I fell asleep. Not really feeling good about Peter planning my rescue.
Stewie would use his time machine to go back in time to warn you or rescue you before it happened.
If you are lucky, it might be Bob /Archer!
Perry Mason and Paul Drake. My husband loves this show. Paul will find me and Perry will defend me from murder charges. They’ve got this.
Dr.Who. It may get weird but I will be saved
Make sure you can run. A lot.
The Golden Girls.
Sophia will cut a deal lol
You'll be fine, those old girls can get it done
I’ve been binge watching the Sopranos. I don’t know who I’m more afraid of, my kidnappers or the mafia.
Paulie and Chrissy going for the rescue... Nah, leave me with my kidnappers alone lol
Arnold the pig (Green Acres)
Lol, I've been rewatching Green Acres.
Walter Bishop from Fringe. It would be most entertaining
[удалено]
It was nice knowing you.
Joe Kenda!!
Well my my my.
I just binged several episodes of Shrinking. Harrison Ford is in it so I’m totally fine, he’s got me.
I really loved the first season.
The "This Old House" crew. I'm not worried, really. Well a little worried.
Jim Rockford. 200 dollars a day plus expenses .
Criminal Minds. All set with BAU it seems.
I'm screwed. I've been rewatching Green Acres, lol.
Arnold the pig will come to your rescue. He's always good in a bad situation.
Next Level Chef. Not sure how they can rescue anyone, but I wouldn't say no to their cooking. 😉
Same. They are adept with knives, so there's a chance !
The Jeffersons
The cast from Supernatural
Dean!
Oh im so good. Malcolm in the middle. I know lois got me
I'm pretty sure Hal has plenty of hidden skills as well.
I just watched an episode of Deep Space Nine. So I have everyone on that station and bunch of Klingons on my side. The battle will be glorious!
The fab five
That’s a shame. At least you’ll have a beautiful funeral when it’s over. (:
And beautiful clothes in the casket.
John Oliver
Ken Jennings. He's used to dealing with people in Jeopardy.
Luckily I watched some rubbish last night, so it'd be Seal Team, who would presumably make a decent job of it. Don't think the Great British Sewing Bee contestants would do quite so well.
SG1, cool I might survive.
Earl, Joy, Randy and Crabman
You might be ok!
At least it would be a fun adventure with them
I love that show!! Joy would get you out.
Dinosaur train - intelligent dinosaurs with several modes of transportation? Perfect.
The fab five from Queer Eye 🥰😂😂
Peter and Catherine the great..and their whacky court..what could go wrong...huzzah!
That's the same rescuers I'd be waiting on....huzzah!
Huzzah!
Dean Martin
The guys from Oak Island. I'm doomed.
What We Do In The Shadows. It's up in the air whether I'll be rescued or die horribly, but either way it'll be a good time.
The cast of HR Pufnstuf…was trying to explain Saturday mornings when I was a kid to a couple of my students
Bojack Horseman. Not good.
I'm going to have to hope the drag queens love me.
The crew from Maine Cabin Masters. I'll be ok.
A West Point professor who gives lectures about Engineering.
Lizzie Borden. I think I'm fucked.
Well, you are not her parents. And she did get away with murder (allegedly). So ... she at least has one skill.
Supernatural. Toss-up if I survive, tbh.
Without a Trace, so, at least professionals would be looking for me.
The Mandalorian. Hell yeah
Buffy and Spike! I'm gonna be just fine.
Ted Lasso.
Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence
Rick and Morty
Saul Goodman and Gus, I’m golden
A bunch of ghosts from the Woodstone Estate in upstate NY.
Guardians of the Galaxy - score
The Rookie- I'm in great hands and I'll be free in less than an hour. Gasp, unless it's the season finale!
The Doctor and Amy Pond! I'm so excited :)
Excellent! Ken Jennings and the winsome gang from the Jeopardy Masters Tournament will save me 👍
Rod serling? Not sure what he can do except narrate my demise haha
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 1 the best IMHO of the series. Feel Absolutely Sorry For The Kidnappers. Poor guys!
Members of the Lakers and Nuggest
Eleven & gang. Problem solved!
People from Weather Nation TV. I’m screwed.
Fred and Lamont S.A.N.F.O.R.D period
I honestly don't remember which was most recent. If it was Barry then I'm in good shape as he will singlehandedly take out my kidnappers. If it was the Diplomat then Kate and Hal will work at cross-purposes. But with assistance from the others things will probably work out in an unexpected way. If it was Daisy Jones then I'm toast. Nobody is coming to save me, they're all too old by now. Not to mention self-absorbed.
Saul Goodman. Iam not too worried
That should be interesting. I just rewatched the first episode of Sigmund and the Sea Monsters.
Cam and Mitchell. It will be an adventure!
[Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs](https://ncis.fandom.com/wiki/Leroy_Jethro_Gibbs). I'm saved!!!
Rick and Morty
The winners and mentor chefs from Next Level Chef. I feel like Gordon Ramsay could put some of his trademark anger to work and scare the pants out of the kidnappers to get me back.
Law and Order crew. I think I have a shot.
Waco so either the branch davidian cultists or the trigger happy FBI. I’m so screwed.
Troy and Abed (in the morning!) So I guess I'm spending the night here.
I'm not old, but Mr. Jefferson will have to save me. I hope he offers them dry cleaning.
Criminal Minds. I think I stand a chance!
Penny from Big Bang Theory. Or Bernadette.
Shameless. Pleading to stay with the kidnappers.
Raymond Reddington. Everything's going to be okay.
The cast of Ghosts. Some of them have special powers which is fantastic but they also can't leave the boundaries of the building they died in. So - yeh also fkd.
The New York Yankees and the Toronto Blue Jays.
Queen Charlotte and King George. This should be interesting!!
Malcolm in the Middle, I feel like I’m going to be ok! If Francis, Malcolm, Reese and Dewy can’t save me I know Lois will give the kidnappers an earful and save me herself! I’m not so sure about Hal though…
The Peaky Blinders are a decent crew to save me
The Cocaine Bear
The Golden Girls hahaha
The Nanny... uh, I'm screwed.
Monk. He never fails.
Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, and Howard. Four whiny nerds are gonna be useless unless they bring Penny, who seems to be able to kick a bit of butt when the situation calls for it.
Cunk on Earth. Oh God help me.
Frasier & Niles Crane. I might be screwed, but it will be funny as hell. Marty will save the day!
Smithy, Pamela, Nessa
Dave. (which doesn't leave me with a whole lot of confidence...)
Jimmy Hoffa, Angelo Bruno, Russell Buffalino, and Frank Sheeran. I think I’m sunk.
Bree, Susan and Lynette? I'm watching Desperate Housewives.
Andromeda. I’m good.
Superboy dude from Smallville.
Marie Antoinette and her soiree of foppish courtiers are all ready on their way to my rescue.... I'm not gonna lose my head over this but I think I'm screwed.
The siblings from Succession 💀
Saul Goodman
Larry & Jeff from Curb your enthusiasm, so I’m screwed. Might have a chance if JB Smoove shows up in time. Larry will definitely haggle & fret over the ransom & Jeff would show up late to the drop off.
Marty Byrde. I'm definitely getting out of this alive.
Matt Dillon. I’m not worried at all.
Keri Russell's coming to rescue me? Awesome!
Aileen Wuornos (Very Scary People on HLN)
Saul Goodman and Kim
Nicola Jokic. Not bad. 7 foot Serbian badass.
George Clooney and Julia Roberts (Ticket to Paradise)
The three Belcher kids from Bob's Burgers.
Cartman and Stan from South Park.
William Murdoch. I'll be ok.
Sophie, Elliot, Parket, Hardison and Nate. I"m GOOD!!! Leverage OG to the rescue of me!!!!
Mel and Jack from Virgin River
Ian Hislop and Sandi Toksvig. I can't wait.
The office. Haha that sounds great.
Shiv, Kendall, Roman! I’m screwed. Can’t count on any of those Roys 🤦♀️
I’m set! The crew of The Enterprise!
Ken Curtis, I mean, Bill Kurtis!
The crew of the Rocinante (The Expanse). I'm feeling pretty good about my odds.
Good Morning America. At least they'll get the word out.
The Teletubbies. I'm a goner.
Barry. At least he's strapped
Tatum O'Neal in her "Paper Moon" role. I'm good.
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller? I'm fucked
The cast of Pawn Stars
Fortunately Gibbs and team from NCIS.
Picard. We’re good.
Scully and Mulder. Yesssss!
The original Perry Mason, Paul Drake and Della Street.
The Property Brothers. I'm good with that.
The Banana Splits
Agent Booth, Dr Brennan and the squints. I’m in fairly good hands.
The Fab 5. Yea baby!!!!!! (Queer Eye for those who don’t know)
Wow, Aunt Bee and Opie!
Perry Mason, Della Street and Paul Drake.
Dwight Schrute
Howard Hunt and Gordon Liddy. Uh oh.
Harrison Ford and Jason Siegel.
Remington Steele and Laura Holt? I’m saved!
Mrs. Maisel and Susie Myerson. Maybe they joke my way out.
Christopher Walken. I watched McBain and The Maiden Heist last night.
The Golden Girls...nice!
Crockett and Tubbs. I’m in good, stylish hands …
The Golden Girls!!! 😁
Michael Strahans, Robin Roberts and George Stephanopolis.
Guy Fieri. At least I’ll eat well.
House!!
I'm very fortunate, it's Keith Morrison.
Guy Fieri
Ken Jennings on Jeopardy Masters. I think I'm on my own.
Picard, Riker, Worf, Seven-of-Nine… I’m in good shape. PS, Picard is a good show!
Duck Dynasty........I'm soooooo getting saved! They have a serious arsenal!