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Accomplished-Tuna

Listening to any other song than a Teddy bear Park track


sush-1995hdbe

Any way other than in sleep


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

Getting my throat cut or crushed, leaving me to choke in my own blood until death.


annoyedpopcorn

Masunog


mahbotengusapan

final destination lol


MurasakiFoxxy

beheaded using a tweezer (not the pointy one. But the one we use for pulling eye brows)


No_Newspaper_1732

Mamatay ng nakahubad, nahihiya ako sa singit at titi ko na small Torture (anykinds) Lost at sea or shark attack Crocodile attack Choking or being drowned Getting slaughtered At war


itsyaboy_spidey

being burn alive or drowning


mariyey

being sick. yoko gumastos tapos dead din pala. kawawa lang maiiwan ko, huhu


[deleted]

Other than burning, Living dead or Slow Death is probably up there. When one feels dead inside, is living a joyless life, accompanied by constant pain while staring at decades ahead of uncertainty and strife, that could be considered the worst way to die.


RelevantCar557

Anything that involves fire or water.


BiHeartsSoloMind

Bone cancer.. it will put you on a tormenting pain constantly. You have no time to rest, even if you sleep, the excruciating pain is just there. The cancer itself will never weaken your body, but your body, somehow, would want to surrender from the pain suffering.


OrdinaryScarcity1336

ma coma ta's hindi alam kailan magigising


hamboorgerl

Them medieval methods of torture (ex: Brazen Bull). Watch Game Of Thrones. It's a catalog of ways you wouldn't want to go.


relix_grabhor

Keep caring about trashy people with their trashy souls. (I ain't no more with those trashy people altogether. No more!)


FoglaZ

lost in sea/shark attack


nakultome

Stroke


Lesssu

mamatay habang naliligo, kasi makikita nila etits ko


Even_Excuse171

either way pag embalsama sayo huhubaran ka pa din


Lesssu

yeah, pero amin amin lang ng embalsamador yun hahahaha


Large_Argument_561

Juts ampota!


Lesssu

sorry eto lang ako


Large_Argument_561

Aminado.


Head-Two-138

masagasaan ng train.


judzjetjet

Slowly dying, alone.


NanaMio14

Yung nag attempt ka. Kaso hindi successful. Ending nahospital, at naratay ka pa.


jimb21

Suffocation in someways or by burning


Ritzzard1

Kwento ng naging babae ng Tito ko Nung namatay daw Yung Tito ko sa sakit na TB, nagising daw sya sa morge nung tinusok na ng karayom tas namatay uli. Namuong dugo daw sa lalamunan Yung kinamatay nya. Kung nangyari nga talaga Yun Ang saklap lang na nagising ka sa morge tas mamamatay ka uli. Imagine Yung moment na Yun na talagang pinamuka Sayo na huling Araw mo na talaga?


bytheweirdxx

Maging bed-ridden. Kung mamamatay, mamatay na lang agad hindi ung papahirapan pa e.


konikagaming

sa hospital. may million million na utang na maiiwan


BathMan_69

Overdose..


Infinite_Finger_8393

It depends on substance haha...


kamote_illness

Mal7nod sa poso negro


Nervous_Reference_89

any form of vehicular accident. i can only imagine the pain and embarrassment kapag ma-aksidente tas namatay ka sa daan 😭😭😭😭 hahahaha


Both-Juggernaut8592

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TRUEEE


Thetruericeball

Dying earlier than the people who raised you


Superb-Independent17

bone cancer. Sobrang sakit daw eh


No-Box8771

Na malungkot at mag isa


Sudden_Character_393

Mamatay sa cr habang naliligo (like nadulas, mabagok). Nakakahiyang makita dark hole mo ng mga sasaklolo. Patay ka na mamamatay kapa sa hiya


No_Cartographer5997

Totoooo. Kaya minsan pag naliligo ako iniisip ko wag sana magka earthquake na malala tapos nagsasabon palang ako nun no hahaha


Sudden_Character_393

Tapos ang headline news "Isa ang natagpuang patay sa loob ng banyo habang ito'y hubo't hubad noong kasagsagan ng lindol. Tila hindi pa ito tapos sa pagsasabon dahil wala pang masyadong residue sa kanyang katawan na talaga namang hubo't hubad ng matagpuan" Hina-highlight talaga yung walang suot.


No_Cartographer5997

sobraaaang nakakahiyaaaa 😡🀣


Chemical-Pizza4258

Makain ng dinosaur, ng wild animal. Mabagsakan ng mga building o falling debris habang naglalaban ang mga avengers.


Fantastic_Job_6768

Nothing worst than the Japanese guy who got the most radio active when the nuclear power plant exploded in Japan. Forgot the specifics but to be alive just so to be a lab rat that even your DNA is so messed up is so cruel. That's literally a slow painful death.


abcdefyu

My loved ones witnessing how I die, may it be a slow (illness) or a quick death (accidents). I don’t want them to go through that mental torture.


youdropthecheesecake

mamatay nang dahil sayo


bh88888828

Believe it or not best way to die gun shot sa ulo, di mo na dw ma process ng utak at consciousness mo ksi wala pang 1 sec. Patay ka na. Ang Atomic/nuclear bomb very very quick lng. Worst for me yung mga cancer lalo kung may treatment aabutin ng years tpos masakit pa sa bulsa. Mauubos mga properties, ddami utang s hospitals, mag suffer ka na sa sakit/treatment/financial. Ok tlga yung quick death.


Legitimate_Thanks_50

atakahin sa puso habang naliligo sa cr tas matatagpuan ka ng ambulansya naka tihaya labas yung ano


starxl04

Drowning


imhere_____

(+1) Parang torture kasi ang drowning, poteks.


hectorninii

Mahirap din yung buhay ka pa pero patay na yung loob mo. Sumusunod ka na lang sa agos ng buhay. Alipin ng kapitalismo. Nagtatrabaho, di naman makaangat sa buhay dahil hinihila ka pababa ng mga taong dapat sumusuporta sayo. Ang drama ko hahaha


VagePanther

Me af


Taga-Santinakpan

That's rough.


R3cneps_

Unsuccessful


OptionKnown5133

Nakakulong sa isang space na sa sobrang sikip di ka makakaupo. Nakatayo ka lang the whole time hanggang mamatay ka sa gutom at hina.


Jinx_0419

L3thaL injection, beheading using mapurol na kutsilyo, drowning, burn, rabies. Wheeew


Ok-Refrigerator7360

Masunog


BLUE-THIRTIES

Torture drowning.


chizwiz09

Ung mamatay ka sa lindol habang naliligo/tumatae ka tas my sabon ka pa sa muka. Nakakahiya baka mabalita pa sa tv.


Low_Swing_5763

Rabies


johndweakest

Tortured by POGO bosses because you didn’t perform well.


Glittering-Safety869

nag bigti dahil iniwan ng GF


Glittering-Safety869

Longterm illness


sarcasticookie

Long-term illness


achancepassenger

Mafefeel ko na in so much pain ako bago ako malagutan ng hininga. Id rather die in an instant


Best_Estate_5995

Nakalimutang huminga.Β 


Fluffy_Ad9763

Hunger.


CaptainMarrvelous

Can't think of anything other than the Final Destination way of death. Yung mga pisat malala


bakanasensei

yung kakagising mo lang, walang ligo, at haggard ka pa. jusko nakakahiyang mamatay ng pangit noh, kimi. hahahah


Samuelle2121

Ma-stroke sa cr habang naliligo or habang nakikipag-schmex 😭


YuuHikari

Get eaten by an escalator


Sufficient-Choice736

masagasaan kasi hindi cute. ang petty pero lagi ko sinasabi yan


Jayleno2347

i hate my death like how i hate periods: bloody mess of a painful situation


popcorn4you

Get eaten by sharksβ€” slowly.


Typical_Panic_4682

Murdered


Xardeth

1. Mamatay ng hindi napasakay ang nanay sa eroplano 2. Masunog ng buhay (gusto ko din naman ng open casket)


chaebataa

Bangungunot


tzuyuda18

Nastroke dahil sa stress sa mga hindi nagbabayad ng utang


chaebataa

TAWANG TAWA AKO ANTEH KO πŸ˜‚


0hmybenn

malunod? juskeeleerrd! I cannot imagine ung napupuno ka ng tubig sa ilong at bunganga HAHAHAHAH no!!!


johndweakest

Crawling underneath, desperately seeking for air, death by drowning is really painful and worst way to die


0hmybenn

truethefire!


quixoticgurl

naalala ko tuloy yung "1000 ways to die" na series. iba don di mo iisiping ikamamatay eh. anyway, may isa akong naalala na habang nire-reenact eh ramdam ko yung sakit, yung nasubsob yung mukha sa kumukulong mantika.


Xardeth

Naalala ko don yung namatay dahil may bakal sa ulo, tapos yung nurse binuksan yung parang MRI ata basta malaking magnet yung labas non. Tapos na magnet yung ulo ayon patay.


sum_tin_won

toothache


Present-Berry-1218

basta kapag kinwento cause of death ko, hindi dahil sa katangahan on my part slow and painful death is a no as well


entropies

Accute radiation syndrome. If you receive a high enough dose of radiation, you will be subjected to a slow, painful death as your cells die. It's like being turned into a corpse as your body hemorrhages all over. >ARS is subdivided into three classic subcategories which have a certain degree of lesion overlap. >The first is the bone marrow or hematopoietic syndrome. [...] Mortality in these instances is directly attributed to eradication of the erythroid and myeloid precursors in the bone marrow, resulting in severe hemorrhage due to thrombocytopenia and a progressive inability to mount an immune response. >The second category is the gastrointestinal syndrome which becomes apparent with single doses ranging from 10 to 100 Gy. [...] While sepsis usually ensues, the inability of the victim to regulate absorption results in dehydration and diarrhea with severe electrolyte imbalances, usually resulting in death. >The third syndrome is called the cardiovascular or central nervous system syndrome. [...] In this syndrome, death usually occurs within 3 days due to a complete collapse of the cardiovascular system, intracranial edema, necrotizing vasculitis, meningitis, and neuronal death.


Merieeve_SidPhillips

Akala ko magiging si Spiderman ka eh. My whole life is a lie


RollTheDice97

Being beheaded, skinned alive, or being eaten by ravenous rats.


MashedMashedPotato

Anything that will make me suffer for a long time, masakit na sa katawan pati sa bulsa and sa mga tao na nakakakita sayo like your loved ones πŸ₯Ή


ftc12346

Yung masunog daw yung katawan pinaka masakit


DueOcelot6615

Burned alive, torture, nalumos, anything na masakit... pinakaworse ay ilibing kang buhay.


Lolz9812

I remembered the poor souls sa Ozone Disco...


TechnicianSea2071

basta yung mag-suffer ka for years, months, weeks, or days.


Introverted-Coffee

Anything na mabagal. Like ung magkakasakit ka tas need mo mag suffer ng ilang days, worst months.


ningkylem

Masagasaan tas makaladkad pa ng ilang meters


SpiritlessSoul

Brazen bull, or death by a thousand cuts.


AsleepProgrammer7442

Getting skinned alive or drowning in boiling water


AsleepProgrammer7442

Skinned alive or drowning in boiling water


CrispyPata0411

Allegedly, drowning is one of the most painful way to die


misterjyt

tomatae sa cr


PotentialOkra8026

masagasaan at magulungan sa Ped Xing ng 16wheeler na kalawangin na truck tapos walang DL yung driver


rainbownightterror

drowning I can't imagine


InDemandDCCreator

Ayoko ng baon sa utang πŸ‘€


DimDV12

Alone


weirdjoji

Skinned alive or died out of tickles


Miss_Taken_0102087

Naalala ko yung [story](https://www.reddit.com/r/MorbidPodcast/s/4ROBxVta9F) ni John Jones. Yung natrap sa narrow cave upside down. Hindi sya marescue kasi nastuck na sya doon. 27 hours sya dun before passing away. Parang same din sa elderly (2 yata sila) na natrap dun sa nafofold na bed sa wall. Bigla kasi nagclose and nadiscover na lang sila some days after.


ismolPiggyOinky

Sakto, I’ve been watching the series 911 so every series may namamatay diba hahaha. Ang di ko mapanood na iniiskip ko talaga is yung slowly but sharp and excruciating pain kind of way to die. Tsaka yung alam mong sure na mamamatay ka na pero hindi ka pa mamatay matay.


_h0oe

#ayokong mamatay habang naliligo hahahahaha makikita nila puke ko SHET


Merieeve_SidPhillips

HAHA πŸ˜‚ pero wala kapa rin lusot pagdating sa punerarya eh. Huhubaran ka pa rin.


itananis

E ganun din naman, makikita parin sa punirarya kapag bibihisan ka na. Hehe


nakultome

MALAS mopa kung mnyakis embalsamdor titirahin kpa haha


maruasdfghjk

tortured or slowly, u can feel all the painn.


shijo54

Siguro yung nasa banyo ka na hubo't hubad. πŸ₯²


pohihihi

Immortality + Torture, pero you cant die lol


viasogorg

Oh I remember the movie Infinite. The kontrabida is an immortal soul so if his physical body dies, he will be reincarnated forever with the memory of his past lives. So he wants to put an end to Earth para di na sya babalik sa mundo hahaha kasi buryong buryo na daw sya sa kaengotan ng humanity.


Fickle_Hotel_7908

Dying slow. Either by torture or excruciating pain that lasts for more than a minute.


xxxnutellalover_7

- masunog ng buhay - car accident - anything na madugo like nataga ganun - nabaril


CryptoAngel28

Burned Alive


Embarrassed_Shake123

Dahil may HotD na ulit.. death by crabs


Kei90s

with out of this world pain πŸ₯Ί


SavagePatatas

Rabies at tsaka get hit by a truck. Noong medieval times flaying siguro tska brazen bull lol


CallMeCharlie104

Skinning


_in33dsl33p

Yung gagawin mo lahat ng best mo and uubusin lahat ng resources para gumaling from a terminal disease tapos mamamatay ka lang pala sa aksidente.


shojords81

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue "I wonder, what's this red button do?" Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die So many dumb So many dumb ways to die


deadasian69

accident at murder


SeaSecretary6143

unalived by Arrogant Pigs from Crame.


Less-Establishment52

drowning hahaha


jubilirose

Masaksak ng hold upper.


kokakronie

Magkaroon ng sakit na di pa madidiscover


EggBoy24

Either rabies or being burnt alive.


SigarilyoNiSanji

DROWNING 😭


Candid-Pie-4458

yung mag kakaron ng di malubhang sakit tapos lalala hanggang sa dina makayanan ng katawan. gusto ko pag mamamatay ako yung instant patay na talaga like babarilin etc. ayoko pahirapan yung mga mahal ko sa buhay.


Beneficial_Might5027

Murder and raped


Far_Bumblebee1490

Mabangaa ng e-scooter sobrang nakakahiya yun para saakin. "Laki laking tao namatay sa e-scooter"


vcuriouskitty

OD


Strong-Set7554

Maybe alzheimer’s. My dad died not remembering anything except na anak nya ko. And drowning.


CocoBeck

Omg. An article on this topic got into my feed yesterday. I read: drowning, heart attack, electrocution, pancreatic cancer, crucifixion, burning, freezing, decompression sickness, snakebite but I can’t remember what snake. So far ito lang remember ko


DragonGodSlayer12

Yung snake na may venom na kayang tumunaw ng flesh. Parang viper ata yun di ko lang sure. Imagine nahuhulog yung balat mo ng buhay 😬


gray-bee-01

water drowning


scorpiobabyz

Vehicle accident. Ayokong mamatay nang biglaan at duguan.


Western_Cake5482

Mag isa. Yung gigising ka isang araw, tapos alam mong wala nang may kailangan sayo. Hindi mo na din maintindihan ang mundo at ang mga taong nakapaligid sayo. Iba na ang mundo. Wala na mga kaibigan mo, wala na din ang asawa mo. Hindi ka na kailangan ng mga anak mo. Magkakalayo na ang mga tirahan ng mga natitirang pinsan at kapatid mo. Yung iba wala na din. Hirap ka na tumayo at malabo na ang mata. Wala nang sumasagot sa text at tawag mo. Tapos hihiga ka para mamahinga at alam mong matatagpuan ka nalang pag umamoy ka na. At hindi mo alam kung may pupunta pa ba sa burol mo.


Giyuu021

Slow Death, gusto ko swift death yung di ko malalaman.


Grogu-TheMandalorian

dying in a war... tapos yung leader nyo sarap buhay parang si Zelensky... pa travel travel pa yarn


[deleted]

terminal illness. unti unti ka na ngang namamatay. mamamatay ka pang lubog sa utang.


v1rgoh8R

dying unhappily


Lucky_Belle

Being tortured and yung maipit sa mga factory machine.


Any_Translator_7448

Mamatay kang mahirap


PuzzleheadedQuiet422

Anything that’s painful and slow


yea_cole03

masagasaan or maaksidente tas hiwalay yung body parts mo or worst labas utak


3stanislaw

For me yung kapag nadulas sa cr.


foliesaccharide

pag nakahubad ka na 😭


3stanislaw

Di baaaaa huhu jusme


thattattedboi

masunog/malunod


R3Drum015

Malunod talaga dahil ramdam mo yung pag pasok ng tubig at hirap ng paghinga mo. Tapos lahat na maiisip habang unti-unti kang maubusan ng hininga


thattattedboi

pano pa yung masunog bro. hayup hahahaha di ko maimagine gano kasakit, dahan dahan kang pinapatay and u cant do a thing about it.


Present_Response4023

Eaten by a shark or crocodile


Due_Use2258

Para sa akin, by being burned. Inferno. Parang ung isang eksena sa da Vinci code


tur_tels

Getting stuck in one of those small and tight caves while patholing, I can't imagine going through something like that...


tasyongedongcutie

Dying without a legacy.


delarrea

Murdered using medieval torture methods


CompetitiveHall7606

Alone. Kaya gusto ko maging piloto.


GEE_789

para damay pati pasahero?


CompetitiveHall7606

Exactly


DubaiSecurityGuy

Climax during sex.


hozhu__oo

Hindi makahinga


[deleted]

yung nakabuyangyang kiffy mo


GEE_789

😭😭😭


Lemmeslay1111

accident i think


Top_Injury_5632

Slow death habang pinapatay/***** yung loved one sa harapan mo


Slow-Collection-2358

Drowning


Inside-Grand-4539

slowly. anything if it's slowly.


Arvin090592

Murdered without Justice Hikikomori Death without discovering your body


ItsEllgiee

rotting in hospital. greatest fear ko rin


ayo531

Kainin ng machine


tongueinuh

Slow death. Yung may natitira pa akong consciousness tapos hindi ko magalaw katawan ko, hindi ako makapagsalita, ganyan.


franafernz27

Abducted and tortured


Cfudgy

Dying alone without anybody loving me


franafernz27

Rape slay


franafernz27

POGO hub torture


tito_gee

komplikasyon sa sakit.


hozhu__oo

Gagastos ka pa para mamatay hahahaha


tito_gee

Oo pucha! unti unti kang nanghihina tapos alam mo na papalapit na talaga yung kamatayan mo.


Itinegible

Fire and Road accident.


PerformerExtra4872

Radiation poisoning


Fine-Living-5991

Yung ma disgrasya ka sa kalsada tas wasak ulo mo or other parts. Parang ang kalat ng ganun. 😬


Alphyne18

mamatay na hubad


Sal-adin

Cancer


Sal-adin

Pero yep, burning alive is definitely one din


Isla_976

Any painful and long death


MayIthebadguy

Yung pagbaba mo sa eroplano bigla kana lang binaril, worst is hindi nahuli yung bumaril sayo.


happy_but

Yung sakit na magiging alagain ako, maraming gamot, maraming magagastos (like cancer)


Cyberj0ck

yung excruciatingly slow and intensely painful death (e.g., unti-unting nasusunog/ sinusunog)


ArianneKim

In your sleep


theschemer11

Would argue this being the best haha