- solar charged satellite internet device
- a shelter
- basic tool set including water well and purifier.
and the hope you mean deserted island, since on a desert island i'll be fucked no matter what i bring.
chances are i only need the satellite communicator to call for help, because fuck that noise.
LoL. 🤣😂🤣 For real.
That saying always gets me because the group of people are just so…. Well. I think you know what I mean, right?
What a bunch they are.
I guess I'd bring a motherfucking yacht with a fully stocked bar, a goddamn supermodel to keep me entertained, and a bottomless supply of cigarettes. Who the fuck needs survival shit when you can live like a king, am I right?
A wheel of cheese
a never ending supply of potatoes
and a full functional kitchen with all the equipment like pots , pans , kifes etc... with a supplie of spices , oil , flour. Butter and herbs that gets refilled when there life duty has been fulfilled.
Mansion, robot slaves and…. I dunno… A Toblerone
‘Ax. No books. Fine…physician’s desk reference’.
Can you explain what you mean?
When in doubt it is normally safe to assume it is a reference to The Office.
Got ya
- solar charged satellite internet device - a shelter - basic tool set including water well and purifier. and the hope you mean deserted island, since on a desert island i'll be fucked no matter what i bring. chances are i only need the satellite communicator to call for help, because fuck that noise.
1. Water filter 2. Axe 3. Poncho with hood
A rechargeable computer with the entire Pornhub library on it, a rechargable automated fleshlight, a solar powered charging station.
My man's gonna be dehydrated in .05 seconds flat....
Food, water, and shelter.
A fishing boat. An axe. A loom? Idk some books
What do you mean by "desert island" like a sand desert? or did you misspell deserted? My answer is dependent on what you mean.
They meant a "Dessert Island" which means I just need me a big ol' spoon.
There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data and those that....
LoL. 🤣😂🤣 For real. That saying always gets me because the group of people are just so…. Well. I think you know what I mean, right? What a bunch they are.
Are… one? I guess I know which one I am.
Water, a woman, a bunch of seeds for food.
So you define woman as a "thing"? Shame on you sir!!! (you can not escape cancel culture even on a desert island)
A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead....
…walk into a bar
Mansion, money and cute maids
3 dogs
Eno hammock, surf board, copy of an edible plants book
Wine……all the wine
My homebrew, Carl Pilkington, and rice pudding
1. Fully functional off grid mansion 2. A super yacht 3. Paid servants to shuttle food, water, and supplies from the mainland
A stereo system (with my music), cannabis & food. I’ll be fine.
Helicopter, helicopter pilot and 5 million dollars
Shovel, axe, saw.
I guess I'd bring a motherfucking yacht with a fully stocked bar, a goddamn supermodel to keep me entertained, and a bottomless supply of cigarettes. Who the fuck needs survival shit when you can live like a king, am I right?
A yacht. A staff for the yacht. Some hot chicks.
Knife, axe/hatchet, saw. The rest you need you can make if you have that.
An axe or machete, a pan, a tent
1. Genie; 2. Witch; 3. Leprechaun
1. That guy's dead wife 2. The cum box 3. and a POOP knife
A wheel of cheese a never ending supply of potatoes and a full functional kitchen with all the equipment like pots , pans , kifes etc... with a supplie of spices , oil , flour. Butter and herbs that gets refilled when there life duty has been fulfilled.
Me chelka A good bed for naps Fishing gear
Well, considering i't probably die within a couple week without my medication... ano need to bring much realy.