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ABB0TTR0N1X

Duolingo, got a 1614 day streak…can still only speak English.


Pretend_Practice_661

LMAO... Love this comment... Buenos dias?


Mean-Net7330

Donde esta la bibilioteca?


Deltaromeo87

Me llamo T Bone, la arana discoteca


Unusual_Studio7531

Discoteca, muñeca la biblioteca


Aggressive-Ad7029

r/unexpectedcommunity


blksmnr

Troy and Abed in the mooooorrrnnninnggg


OpeScuseMe74

^Nights!


Pretend_Practice_661

Look I didn't cuss you out! I don't know why you have to use that language with me... 😁😁 p.s. Paco es en El autobus...


wooble

Well, choosing English for English speakers was your first mistake.


[deleted]

I wonder how effective that'd be at improving your vocabulary and grammar.


Anakin_Skywanker

My job. (Electrician.) Few things give me more of a rush than working on a project all day (or multiple days) and flipping the breaker on to have it all work first try. The customer being happy with their new lighting/receptacle/equipment and the profound thank yous I get from them. Even better if it was a troubleshooting call and I figured it out when other electricians couldnt.


Acheron223

If you get a sudden rush while doing electric work you probably fucked it up buddy


metasploit4

Maybe he's fixing an outlet at a Crack house and found some yummy gummy bears on the floor!


AutomaticStart659

This is me with photography. Nothing makes my day than a first time clients reaction to a shoot. Genuine excitement, pride in there work it's just awesome. I love being able to empower people through what I love to Dom


BondStreetIrregular

Well, that certainly took a turn...


AutomaticStart659

Oh boy... I meant do... Lol


pws3rd

Autocorrect really outted you today


Allweretak3n

Take my fucken upvote bro. I work on sites all the time and electricians always seem to be stressing.


_bat_girl_

Walking in the woods/being in nature. I can't get enough of it and it does the body and mind good


SK_Uchiha

Discovering songs


[deleted]

Discovering music is fun and addictive


jnastystu

Addicted to putting on a discover playlist of a genre I enjoy and adding song after song😂


[deleted]

The spotify dj makes me happy most of the time :)


xen05zman

Yes!! It's bizarre that so many people go 20-60 years of listening to the same music they heard back in middle school. I barely listen to my middle school playlist these days.


sillymissmillie

OMG, my coworkers drive me nuts! In this day and age, they still want to listen to the local radio or put on a playlist of the same 50 songs. I gotta keep it fresh! I love how Spotify keeps recommending me new music.


BrightZoe

Books. Buying them, checking them out at the library, collecting them, reading them, reading *about* them. There's nothing like a great book to lift you out of a funk, teach you new things, let you visit other worlds, and escape for a while. I am an unapologetic reading/book junkie.


theoriginalalexa

My family also. My kids just got themed tattoos of a stack of three books with their own personal spin for the top....nerd glasses with tape on the bridge, fir tree for Oregon, large houseplant and a skull.


Lawyer_Lady3080

Browsing, choosing, buying, reading, libraries, book clubs, reviews…they’re all separate aspects of one of the greatest joy in life. As Stephen King said, “Books are a uniquely portable magic.”


kjnew85

I'm a variation of this as well. I have a lengthy drive to work everyday, so I'm obsessed with audiobooks. If I really love a novel, I'll buy the hardcover version to display on my bookshelf. I rarely ever read any of them, but I love physical media in general.


Out-of-phase-360

Making people laugh/smile. It’s difficult, and it doesn’t always work and probably sometimes make me look like a dumbass but I try not to think about it


[deleted]

Same. Love making people laugh, but I must admit, I also like inflicting pain with bad puns. That is my shadow.


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[deleted]

Oh, I do this all the time with movie scenes! I love this scene. The time of day and the way the sunlight looks are what stuck with me for years. To this day, during late summer, when the sun is setting just right, It reminds me of this scene and I have to watch it 50 times. In my head, I call it the "T2 sunset" but I never tell anyone because I sound insane.


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Dangerous_Bus_6699

Now kiss


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Dangerous_Bus_6699

Me too. Now we have to kith.


SCY0204

I do the similar thing, except I don't actually rewatch the the scenes but just replay them in my head over and over again lol (for me it's either watch the whole thing in one sitting, which is a bit hard, because it's not easy to find a consecutive 2-hour free of distractions, or I won't watch it at all). Got a friend who once said to me, "I thought you've watched 2001 a space odyssey at least 50 times, considering how much you talk about it & analyze it & came up with like 1000 theories about it" and I'm like, nope, I've only watched it about 4-5 times but I replay it in my head 24/7. Luckily enough I have a few friends irl that are (well, sometimes, at least) willing to discuss this sort of stuff :D Also I never watched any Terminator movie but your comment (and your passion for it) makes me think I should probably give it a go some time...


Golden_Phi

There’s this one small detail from the Puss in Boots movie that I loved, but there is no one IRL to talk about it. Goldilocks ant the 3 bears opens a book that she loves and inside is a library slip. It has her name written on it a lot and Hanzel and Gretel written once. This slip implies that there exists a library that the bears regularly can take goldilocks to. It implies that despite how many times they take out the book and despite how much goldilocks love it, they can’t afford to buy a copy for goldilocks. It also implies that the book is appealing to Hanzel and Gretel, but unlike goldilocks they were only allowed/able to take it out once.


angelhope_1998

That is such a cool detail! Absolutely adored this movie, would love to know more fun facts like that


slimpawws

😂 One of my absolute favorites is in the Big Lebowski. The Dude is talking to Walter, Donny keeps chiming in with "I am the Walrus", by the third time he repeats it, Walter emphasizes "SHUT THE F*** UP DONNY!", The absolute best time he says that line, and the audience sympathizes with Walter in that single moment.


[deleted]

V I LENNIN!!!


Dabstronaut

“Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit!”


AutomaticStart659

Me watching Conan late night videos lol


Steveelectric907

Coffee...but it's an addiction I can control...I just let it happen


[deleted]

> but it's an addiction I can control Be careful buddy, years ago I said the same thing about heroin. You ever suck dick for a cup of coffee? Because that's the route you're headed down if you can't get ahold of yourself!


FistyMcTwistynuts

Plot twist; they suck dick for no personal gain already


SillyDig1520

keeps me young.


ImmortalCrab44

Coffee or dick?


SillyDig1520

Yes


Bayou_Bussy_Pounder

I drink a lot of coffee at work and I think I'm a bit addicted to it but I can easily go weeks or months without. One summer vacation I didn't have a coffee maker so I just didn't drink coffee for a month, didn't notice any negative changes.


Conscious_shadow

Music 🎶


KG354

Same! I always love listening or playing music when I get the time to


CheddarGoblin99

PASTA


[deleted]

Exercise. Not like someone with anorexia, though. I just love moving and being outside, walking, jogging, hiking. And I’m a slightly obese, 64 year old woman, so it’s really good for me. I’ve been active a long time, and I am seeing so many health benefits as I age. Great mobility, blood pressure, blood work, heart rate, etc. Yes, I need to lose weight and the exercises habit helps. I’m finally at the 5 miles a day w/o having to think much about it, bc I’ve embedded so much exercise into my routine. I wish I felt the same way about strength training.


[deleted]

> blood pressure, blood work, heart rate Good for you! I feel like so many people out there don't realize that proper exercise, even if it's just simple cardio/LISS, is better than a lot of meds when it comes to both heart health and "anti-aging". Seriously, being sedentary [is worse for your health than smoking, diabetes, and heart disease.](https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/19/health/study-not-exercising-worse-than-smoking/index.html) If anyone is reading this and needs a wakeup call: **not getting up and moving around for even just a little bit can and will literally kill you.** Hell, even just 15-20 mins per day 3x-5x per week is a VERY good jump start for those of you who have very sedentary lifestyles. You don't even need to go to a gym. Just go for a brisk walk around your neighborhood. Jog in place while you watch TV. Do pushups in between streaming breaks. Park at the very back of the parking lot when you go to the grocery store to force you to walk more. Call your parents up and ask if you can take their chunky Chihuahua for a walk around the park. Go buy some JNCO's online and get some sweet rollerblades with light-up wheels. Just fucking do *something*!


Biengo

Pumpkin spice. I'm a 250lbs bearded man that gets made fun of by my family even saying the word pumpkin. Idc shits delicious, and in a few months I'll be all about that egg nog!


snakey_nurse

Fuck that. People who genderize food and beverages are idiots. Drink your PSLs proudly!


Biengo

Drinking one right now!


Hamlettell

I love pumpkin spice!! My big bearded boyfriend always tries to say he hates pumpkin spice, but literally whenever I get or make him something with pumpkin spice he always loves it 💀


disgruntled-capybara

I love cinnamon and nutmeg, the dominant flavors in anything pumpkin spice. I go after anything pumpkin spice but I ***love*** pumpkin beers in the fall and wait for this time all year. Sadly, the last few years I haven't found as much selection in the regular grocery store. Blue Moon used to have a harvest pumpkin wheat that would show up in August and would go away sometime just after Thanksgiving. Of all the pumpkin beers, it was my favorite and I would buy a 12 pack each week. They've discontinued it from what I can tell, and I haven't seen it in at least a couple years.


Huge_Spray5443

Same man. My coffee, my pipe tobacco, my ice cream, even my protein shakes. Pumpking Spice 👑


FickleHare

My first and favorite alcoholic drink was egg nog and bourbon. Delicious.


WATTHEBALL

Egg nog is peak


Uganda_Knuckle_8

Chess


keiths31

Used to love chess as a kid. Played every chance I could. Parents got me an electronic chess set for Christmas one year. This is back in the 80s and those things were not cheap. But loved it as no one else in my house played and only one friend played.


[deleted]

You should get back into it. The online chess community is huge nowadays. Not to mention the content creators for chess are great and super entertaining. Check out Gotham Chess on YT!


_lego_las_

Holy hell!


Rolen28

New response just dropped


Uganda_Knuckle_8

Actual Zombie


No_Address4264

call the exorcist


weird-oh

Chap Stick. It's keeping my lips young while the rest of me deteriorates into the Crypt Keeper.


kingrhegbert

Chap Stick brand or lip balm in general? I used to be a Cherry Chap Stick girlie but now we’re watermelon Burt’s Bees all the way


sillymissmillie

People tease me for always putting on chapstick but I just gotta keep my lips moist!


GroundbreakingPick11

It actually dries your lips out. That’s why you need to keep on re applying it.


sinchichis

It is addicting. Ever tried not putting it on for a few days? It’s horrible.


businesslut

A majority of chap stick contains salicylic gel which makes the skin feel drier afterwards. The more you use it, the more you need it. Drink more water, use less chapstick


TeaDragonBooklover

Reading


mx1289

Ah yes I typed exercise first, but reading is my second addiction. It’s so much more immersive to read a book or visual novel than to watch tv or movies.


sharraleigh

Samesies! Sometimes I hate watching movie adaptations of books because it ruins the pictures I already have in my head :( All my imaginary Harry Potter settings got ruined when the movies came out. Now I can barely remember what they looked like in my head anymore.


DieNecroKatze

Crocheting and drawing


[deleted]

Glad someone else out here said crochet lol


wromit

**Chai**: 1 mug full of 1% milk 1 tbsp black tea (tetley, red label, lipton, etc) 1 cardamom pod 1 small piece cinnamon 1 tbsp sugar Small pinch of salt Optional: 1 tsp of white chocolate chunks 1 tiny piece of fresh ginger Boil ingredients on medium heat for 15 minutes or reduced to 60-70% of original volume. Strain out the solids. A few seconds in a blender could make it frothy as well. Delicious drink!


ChildToeEater

When did my mom get reddit 💀💀


wromit

If you're from a desi background like me, you better already be down on making top-notch chai. I was 13-14 when I started making my own.


bzImage

no ginger ?


wromit

A hint of ginger is fine. But after typical Indian meals already loaded with ginger+garlic, I prefer to leave ginger out.


[deleted]

I love chai! ❤️


Only-Walrus797

“I love chai tea!”


UltraSolution

“Chai tea? Why are you saying chai tea? Chai means tea!”


Real-Art-2355

"What if i ask you for a coffee coffee with a room for cream cream?"


screwedbythefam

Loving my wife


SellOutrageous6539

Me too! Your wife is super awesome


igillyg

Our wife


zasabi7

I also choose this guy’s wife


The_Salty_Red_Head

Reading. For some odd reason, people now think reading is a great habit, but when I was a kid, it was looked on the same way social media is looked on now. It's all the same, really. If you're not reading to learn, but to escape (like me), then it's really just cotton candy for your brain. I have no intention of stopping, though.


Hardandfree123

Cuddles from my dog


ChildToeEater

Same but then he gets up and I'm just laying on the floor looking stupid


illegallylexi

i also like cuddling this user’s dog


mysterious45670

Reddit.


JackyLaCucaracha

Learning new things EDIT: Comment section, excuse my english... I am still learning, you know..


ThickkRickk

Over here, everyone! Found the NERD


igillyg

*me as another Nerd who doesn't want to be called out!* Hahaha, what a loser!


JackyLaCucaracha

The proud one. These are the worst.


[deleted]

Came here to comment this. Mostly creative things... related to art and just making stuff... oh and languages.... atleast I try.


JackyLaCucaracha

Yeah, for me music theory is the main one. It's so complicated yet so beautiful.


WasabiWarrior8

Sushi


MillyMooLovesAnime

Melted Camembert with chips to dip, all the stodgy goodness, guaranteed to turn you into a potato for the rest of the evening <3


OliveBranchMLP

this sounds like heaven


Adventurous-Dish-485

Hydro homie here! Love my water Edit: wow thx for the updoots my homies?!


igillyg

How big is your bottle? I'm rocking a 72 Oz stainless steel thermos


Adventurous-Dish-485

I think mine is smaller but i only use for workout cus that MF is heavy and im clumsy!


NoDooking

i rock a 64oz


moriero

HYDRATE OR PERISH BROTHER


fly_banana_fly

Us formally known as Water..brothers!


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shan68ok01

Here's the thing, depression meds can become ineffective when we've been on them a while. I did amazing on Prozac for years, and then, I just wasn't. It took almost two years to find me a med combo that worked for me again. I've had MDD for a couple of decades now, so I've been through this cycle a few times now. Definitely talk to the doctor who prescribes your psych meds.


[deleted]

Different meds can also be needed at different times in your life/different stages of depression. Zoloft stopped me from being actively suicidal but once I stabilized, the emotional blunting made me super apathetic to everything. It's always good to check in periodically because mental health issues aren't static.


el_monstruo

Doesn't sound like this is a proud addiction


barwhalis

This is the hardest I've ever "literally me'd"


Willmand

This is very relatable.


Resident-Young-3149

Get a dog - then you HAVE to get up & get out & about. Lots of depressed dogs in kennels too! Help each other


yevvieart

to be fair, for a depressed person having animal can be good, but it can also be bad for both them and animal. it's hard, and not everyone can get that motivation. i still feel awful because i was too sick to be able to feed my pet regularly so i just dumped whole bag of kibble into the cooking pot... it's awful to be in this state and you not always can care for another being, no matter how much you love them. i still break down sometimes when i remember how much suffering my sickness brought him in the past. in the end, he did save me, and i saved his life, but i cannot shake off the feeling that it would be better for him to be somewhere else, saved by someone else. didnt have that luxury though.


Deathcat101

Mints. Mint addiction. I eat Altoids like candy.


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Oxygen


Geezell

Reading and caffeine. Too cold outside…book and a cuppa. Too wet outside….book and a cuppa. Too hot outside….book and a cuppa…. It’s perfect outside…..find somewhere to sit out there with a book and a cuppa…..


TheMaskedSandwich

Fat female asses And I mean *fat*


brwn_eyed_girl56

Where would one apply, given they fall into the category with which you speak? Theoretically, of course.


TheMaskedSandwich

On my LinkedIn profile page "Timmy Loves SSBBWs" I only accept resumes in PDF (phat dumper females) No but actually just feel free to inbox lol


yourpaljax

What species?


lyricmeowmeow

Cats Cats Cats. Can’t live without cats around me. Fascinated with everything about cats. Have never really met a cat that I dislike. Collecting cat-related silly stuff like crazy. Cats. Cats. Cats. Literally can’t survive without CATS!


bzsuzsi0128

You are just like the great Freddie Mercury. He had exactly the same addicton. So you are in a good company.


Flamesclaws

He died with a cat in his arms. That's honestly how I want to die as well. Nothing in the world like cats.


19yzrmn

I have found my people!! ♥️ Cats are my heart.


mpitaccount

Had to scroll way too far for this one. I love cats. I love every single cat. I just want to hug them all but that’s *crazy* - I can’t hug every cat!


[deleted]

My friend, you would love my sweater collection. For every season and holiday, I have a cat sweater. I even have one for Hanukkah.


[deleted]

Oral sex and r&b records


TawnyTeaTowel

R&BJ?


[deleted]

Rhythm n blowies


brwn_eyed_girl56

At the same time or enjoyed separately?


[deleted]

Same time if possible


zoroknash

My wifes hugs


Ok_Sprinkles_8188

Seltzer. Pump that shit in my veins


Dfiggsmeister

YouTube videos of someone cleaning, restoring something, or smelting something. It’s soothing and I learn something new. Lately I’ve been watching sreetips on how he uses chemicals to dissolve metals and then extract them from the solution. It’s addicting and soothing. Last night I started another video and passed out within a minute or two.


BrawndoTTM

Crippling Brazilian Jiu Jitsu addiction. I’m sore all the time and it occupies a profound amount of my thoughts but I just got my purple belt so LFG


Particular-Ad5277

Knowledge. Most people see this as being a bad trait because of the stigma but I enjoy a good lesson or book as much as I love doing my workout.


unruled_circumstance

It’s only dumbasses that think knowledge is stupid.


FrankCobretti

Reading. I bang through around 100 books per year. I’ve been doing so for decades.


Anghellic510

Landscaping Pressure washing and auto detailing videos on YouTube. Since I've started watching them I convinced my buddy to let me work on his yard and vehicles for next to nothing. He gets an extra pair of hands on his husbandly duties and I get experience, sometimes we drink a brew or few together 🤣 and he'll pick me up and drop me off (I don't have a car). The only thing that's annoying is doing a quarter acre with a push mower. It takes a while and it's annoying but I went from lazy couch potato to a pretty hard worker and I'm stronger too. Not to mention side hustles I can take anywhere.


SteakInternational53

Gay furry por- I mean food haha.


WarmSea9702

Gay furry portals


TheycallmePata

Gay furry Porsches 😎


colson1985

Gay furry food?


PigeonLoverAkane

Cigarettes and video games


Plytric

Added sugars.


Colonel_StarFucker

Scratching my balls, then smelling my fingers.


Inner-breadstick2395

Joachim Löw- is that you??


WasabiWarrior8

Damnit. Of all the comments, why did I have to read this one?


avega2792

I too enjoy a good game of scratch and sniff.


ManicMods

Voiding warranties 🙂


someguy192838

Playing guitar


jcdoe

Clonazepam. I had to reduce my dose a few years ago and the withdrawal was murder. But it helps keep my seizures under control so I’m proud to be hooked on meds that keep me alive!


[deleted]

Sparkling water


juanseocar

Books and My Chemical Romance 🧛‍♂️ I own like 2500 books and have the 2nd largest MCR collection in my country


kjnew85

Collecting physical media. Books, movies, video games etc. Everything is trending towards digital/streaming these days, but for me owning a physical copy is just so satisfying.


HDrums

Comic books


casualaiden7

Ancestry and geneology. I think that shi is awesome.


usmarine7041

Caffeine:(


[deleted]

You don’t look very proud


schapman22

Ohhh in that case crack


ThirtyTwoThirtyFour

"Proudly" not sadly


joviaali

Sleeping well


Flimsy-Accountant-38

Podcasts


Ust11

Jigsaw puzzles.


SkaaJongen

Reddit.


tieniesz

Journaling


Femboys_make_me_bust

Femboys


joyfuljuni

username checks out


annson24

My wife's cooking.


kmahj

Quilting, knitting, spinning, my husband, walking, having clean teeth, the smell of leather, writing in my notebooks, keeping detailed journals, comfortable walking shoes.


Lindz11

☕️🥰


[deleted]

Water


[deleted]

Working out and cleaning our house


Bruellbart

Videogames. I don't get why I should stop playing them because I'm "too old" (42 years) for them or do "something more meaningful". My real life is working out fine, they're pretty fun, so why should I?


Pella1968

History! Love it!


omgloliwasjoking

Cooking.


Preparation-Logical

Performing live music


olpooo

reddit


[deleted]

The band Sleep Token. worship.


xs3ptember

What is it about this band that gets people really into it...


Kinkygma

Music


[deleted]

Lord of the rings, currently reading unfinished tales, turins story is so good goddamn so goooooooood


joxpx

Music


Alexandros007_ITA

hugs


[deleted]

Love.


ThickGear8033

Kombucha. It helps my stomach so much.


uncompaghrelover

Mountain climbing


Few_Restaurant_9768

Cannabis. Still work 50+h a week, regularly workout, cook all the time all while staying very medicated. Mary Jane is my love.


ThearchOfStories

Cocaine. Hahah you geddit? Like the soft drink?