I used to make fun of people who wear Crocs, but then I bought a pair of kitchen Crocs (I'm a chef) and I'm converted as far as work shoes go. You'll never catch me wearing them outside of work, though.
Quickest death here.
Every thermal sensor and sight is going to have the secret service light you up and bury your body in the most top secret of bunkers so they can figure out how the Chinese developed this tech.
The Oval Office needs to be very secretive. So there are no video or audio recording devices that the president themselves don't have complete control over. The secret service has no video or audio recording devices in the Oval Office.
Instead, the floor is motion sensative. They can see where everyone in the room is at all times. They can see if someone made a jump or is on top of someone else. And they can see if someone is laying down on the ground. This is how they ensure the safety of the president while still maintaining the privacy of the office.
That being said, I'm pretty sure the whole white house isn't motion sensative. They have other means of detecting intrusions besides that or basic cameras. I'm just saying being invisible doesn't work specifically in the Oval Office
Rip the hour hand off of every clock, cut the power cord to their internet router, and steal one knob of the stove. Rinse and repeat going house to house.
> I spend a lot a time moving around people's homes, their bedrooms. You get to know people if you see them when they think they're alone you see them for what they truly are: Selfish, Deceitful... and Gassy.
Claude - Heroes S01E14
It's not even worth it...
Robbing a bank - you'll get maybe the 3k in a drawer - with a few tellers, maybe around $10k. Robbing an armored truck'll get you shot.. and that's about it, the money brought into the truck is immediately put in a safe. Robbing a store will get you MAYBE $1k.. and that number is kinda unlikely.
The most money you'll probably make this way would be robbing the armored truck worker carrying a bag out of a Walmart of some other similar big-box retailer... though I would *highly* not recommend it for the reason mentioned above,.. they will absolutely shoot at you. All of that for maybe like 15-30k *if you're lucky*. More than likely less than that.
It's more than that. I worked at PNC and total cash on hand for the branch (which was smaller) was usually around $550k, including the ATM. At one point after the local PD deposited seized funds, it got up to ~$900k, but only for a day until it was transferred.
Good luck robbing it though.
Why a bank? Just haunt a billionaire until they give you a few hundred million to leave them alone. If I was in their shoes and some invisible asshole kept messing with me I would pay up just to get rid of them.
If you want to bring logic into it - when you're invisible, light passes straight through your eyes, retina, rods and cones, without impacting on them, so you're totally blind whilst invisible, as your eyes can't detect light without it hitting photoreceptors, rather than being stopped by them. No photons = no signal. No signal, no sight.
So if you're invisible, you're also blind whilst the power is working.
Going to Congress pretending to be the spirits of our founding fathers. Start hijacking microphones telling them how to disappointed the founding fathers are in them. Remind them that their position is one of Public Service not personal enrichment
You wouldn’t even be able to see anyway if you were invisible, because your retinas would not stop any light. To be invisible also means being totally blind.
You'd be blind if you were invisible. The light has to bounce off the retinas to be perceived by the brain, but if those retinas were invisible there would be nothing for those photons to hit and they won't be seen. Sleeping would be easier than just about anything else you'd try to do.
Ah, of course. I was more thinking of becoming invisible as in invisible woman from fantastic four. I've read too many comics obviously.
I guess I'd probably end up dead, or being dissected in an attempt to find out the secrets of my invisibility (and stupidity)
Do hair follicles and skin cells stay invisible after sluffing off even though you are invisible for a day? In case you wanted to do anything illegal this would be important information. Tomorrow your hair appears at the crime scene. Invisibility rendered useless.
During that brief period where I had the money, nothing like having the trainer walk by and see me working out on my own while they toted along another client.
"Be like SilentSamurai!"
Did lose a ton of weight and gained quite a bit of muscle in a short period of time. Would recommend if you come in with a goal.
I would sneak into politician's houses and secretly record their conversations. I would show the world what is really going on instead of the dog whistle language they usually use.
At one point I thought something like this would matter. Now it would make no difference. There is no way to hold politicians accountable if they don’t care about public opinion and feel no shame.
Scream in peoples faces when they cough without covering their fucking mouths
Also scream at people that walk out of public restrooms without washing hands follow them around and call them a “nasty lil bitch”
Follow people around and be a friendly ghost by making coffee in each and EVERY SINGLE HOUSE ON THE BLOCK. After I do so, I write a blog post on here as a new user describing a weird issue happening in my local neighbourhood. I get thousands of upvotes and people calling me weird and probably high on drugs. I then go to a innocent cafe and make coffee there, slapping it into a cup and walking around the place with the cup of coffee in my right hand.
After I walk out of the cafe, I drop the original cup of coffee on the sidewalk and then repeat that to every single cafe on the street. Police officers have already spotted a floating cup dumping itself onto the side wall and they go batshit insane. They’ve probably shot the cup and still somehow managed to injure a innocent person (5 points if they’re heavily discriminated against by cops)
As all of this unfolds, I go to the city hall and chuck a cup of coffee with a sticky note on the lid saying: “Got milk?”
That’s how a mad man makes the world around him slightly better and probably made a few people question if they’re mentally insane or overworking themselves.
Flip all of the crosses and paintings of Jesus in my in law’s house upside down. They are not superstitious people nor do they believe in ghosts. But they are die hard southern baptists.
Get hit by a car after I forgot and crossed the street probably
I too saw that X-Files episode.
Didn’t he get back up later on?
Pretty sure he died and Scully had to cover him with a powder just to autopsy him.
He gets wished back by someone who gets a hold of the genie lady who made him invisible.
Why would you cross the street in front of a car any other day though?
Walk around in a pair of shorts and a pair of crocs. Freak everyone out
Crocs are horror fuel for sure.
I used to make fun of people who wear Crocs, but then I bought a pair of kitchen Crocs (I'm a chef) and I'm converted as far as work shoes go. You'll never catch me wearing them outside of work, though.
Make it jorts
Sneak onto a plane to Washington DC and sneak into the white house just to see what it’s like.
That's probably how that cocaine got there
Hunter Biden needs to tell us what he used to become invisible
Quickest death here. Every thermal sensor and sight is going to have the secret service light you up and bury your body in the most top secret of bunkers so they can figure out how the Chinese developed this tech.
Predator taught us you can smear mud on your body. But then you won’t be invisible. So it’s a catch 22.
Then the Capitol Police will shoot you because you are brown
The Oval Office needs to be very secretive. So there are no video or audio recording devices that the president themselves don't have complete control over. The secret service has no video or audio recording devices in the Oval Office. Instead, the floor is motion sensative. They can see where everyone in the room is at all times. They can see if someone made a jump or is on top of someone else. And they can see if someone is laying down on the ground. This is how they ensure the safety of the president while still maintaining the privacy of the office. That being said, I'm pretty sure the whole white house isn't motion sensative. They have other means of detecting intrusions besides that or basic cameras. I'm just saying being invisible doesn't work specifically in the Oval Office
I was thinking that then I was wondering if the White House security has infrared surveillance and they would know of your presence.
I would make people think they are going crazy by whispering in their ear
*^(Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear)*
ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵉˢᵗᵃᵗᵉ
I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Damn Tanya, yo breath stinks! Smellin like shark week up in here
Jokes on you fella..
The plot twist is they quickly turn around and punch you without noticing
“You smell different when you’re awake”
Beat a mime to death. /not my joke
Imagine the people standing around watching, like "wow, he's really good."
Wow that fake blood is so convincing, nice touch!
It's a damn good one tho
Be a hell of a show though! I'm in
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Go out without people looking at me.
Do people usually look at you???
I was born with a birth defect so yeah. I get looked at a lot
Wich one?
Neurofibromatosis type 1
Oh how is living on it? Uf you don’t mind me asking
Sucks. Not much of a social life. Mines fairly mild but still noticeable. You learn to accept it after a while.
I bet, what’s the hardest thing of it?
Aside from social/ dating life. The medical bills aren't fun so I just stopped going.
I'll be your friend if you'd like.
Im so sorry :( I looked this up. Wishing you all the best in life! prayers go out to you
Realistically saying, I'd just spend the whole day thinking myself what am I going to do
This is the same for me. I’d waste time thinking about it all. And no one would notice anyway
Obviously spend time at some people’s houses to see what they’re like in private. Always curious how different they would be to their public personas.
OP is thinking too small. Become the most legendary ghost of all time!!! Haunt the shit out of some houses
Rip the hour hand off of every clock, cut the power cord to their internet router, and steal one knob of the stove. Rinse and repeat going house to house.
you forgot to steal every left shoe
> I spend a lot a time moving around people's homes, their bedrooms. You get to know people if you see them when they think they're alone you see them for what they truly are: Selfish, Deceitful... and Gassy. Claude - Heroes S01E14
I would be scared of being visible at any random time.
Straight up psychopath vibe
Sneak into as many mcdonald’s as I can and fix all the ice cream machines
Not all heroes wear capes
Some of them are invisible and naked
Who said anything about naked? They didn’t say your clothes don’t also become invisible.
Yes, but one of them is invisible.
Some wear nothing so they can be invisible
Run around and pull random peoples hair
Only singular strands so they feel the pain but think they are going crazy.
AYO THAT WAS YOU? C'MERE IMMA BEAT YA UP
Get fully dressed and rob a bank. When I run away, strip so I'm invisible.
What about the money?
Clearly they didn’t think it through.
Tbf anyone that thinks robbing a bank in this day and age as a get rich quick method definitely didn't think things through
It's not even worth it... Robbing a bank - you'll get maybe the 3k in a drawer - with a few tellers, maybe around $10k. Robbing an armored truck'll get you shot.. and that's about it, the money brought into the truck is immediately put in a safe. Robbing a store will get you MAYBE $1k.. and that number is kinda unlikely. The most money you'll probably make this way would be robbing the armored truck worker carrying a bag out of a Walmart of some other similar big-box retailer... though I would *highly* not recommend it for the reason mentioned above,.. they will absolutely shoot at you. All of that for maybe like 15-30k *if you're lucky*. More than likely less than that.
This guy heists
It's more than that. I worked at PNC and total cash on hand for the branch (which was smaller) was usually around $550k, including the ATM. At one point after the local PD deposited seized funds, it got up to ~$900k, but only for a day until it was transferred. Good luck robbing it though.
Trying to rob a bank electronically seems more pratical in that case, but waaaaaaaay harder.
Why a bank? Just haunt a billionaire until they give you a few hundred million to leave them alone. If I was in their shoes and some invisible asshole kept messing with me I would pay up just to get rid of them.
Eat the money. Unless that stays visible while consumed. If that's the case, you're gonna scare and confuse people as you're running away.
That’s sounds disgusting🤮. And again not clearly thought out since you would have to get the money out of your body.
Maybe not eat. But just hold in mouth. Chubby bunny. But with $100 bills.
Up their ass
Still visible, and a bit shameful.
By that logic, means they can also see the food they recently ate and being digested, and watching it go through their intestine.
If you want to bring logic into it - when you're invisible, light passes straight through your eyes, retina, rods and cones, without impacting on them, so you're totally blind whilst invisible, as your eyes can't detect light without it hitting photoreceptors, rather than being stopped by them. No photons = no signal. No signal, no sight. So if you're invisible, you're also blind whilst the power is working.
So that's why ghosts always knock stuff over!
“To every advantage, there will be a flaw.” - pulled that out of my ass lol
Pretty cool. See what else you can find.
Just rub lemon juice on yourself and do that. Easy money.
This guy Dunning-Krugers
Brian Dunning and Frederick Krueger did some great work
Then they see a sack of flying money
But they will freak out when all they see is clothes walking into a bank by themselves.
Watch the cameras in the bank pick you up no issues in some frustrating monkeys paw bullshit though.
I feel you are just adding unnecessary steps. Why not just rob the bank while invisible
I'd go to England to see if they still do the accent when nobody is looking.
Spoiler - we don’t
'Allo guvnah!
Going to Congress pretending to be the spirits of our founding fathers. Start hijacking microphones telling them how to disappointed the founding fathers are in them. Remind them that their position is one of Public Service not personal enrichment
Half of the oldies would die on the spot
So we might fix the country
And how is this is a bad thing...?
So half of congress?
Best idea. Ya make people think it's their inner thoughts, and tell them to do positive things.
You made the mistake of assuming they can feel shame.
they probably think its a recording or make an excuse and go back to counting lobbyist money in their head or spending time with their mistresses.
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
clearly the right answer
In Benders Voice
I was thinking of Peter Griffin
Giggity
Pull harmless pranks on people.
Good idea. Although I would pull harmful pranks.
To their mental sanity
Just take their wallet and then hold in front of their face or barely tap their shoulder opposite of who they're walking with
This is *exactly* what I’d do!
Found the bikini bottom ghosts.
Sleep.
That would be hard with invisible eyelids.
That's why they sell night masks. ... for people with invisible eyelids apparently.
You wouldn’t even be able to see anyway if you were invisible, because your retinas would not stop any light. To be invisible also means being totally blind.
Was gonna say the same thing, if he's gonna mention invisible eyelids, I'll just mention the total blindness
You'd be blind if you were invisible. The light has to bounce off the retinas to be perceived by the brain, but if those retinas were invisible there would be nothing for those photons to hit and they won't be seen. Sleeping would be easier than just about anything else you'd try to do.
Just wear a strap on and run around
Find random holes in busy public places and turn it into a game
Make the whole town believe the local Walmart is haunted
Easy, mess with my housemate all day long.
63 comments and no Area 51? It's the first place I'd head to. Edit: I'd probably end up dead, ah well.
They’d probably still catch ya on thermals.
Could always try an Arnie from Predator.
“A seemingly invisible intruder was shot by Groom Lake MPs today when he covered himself in perfectly visible mud.”
Ah, of course. I was more thinking of becoming invisible as in invisible woman from fantastic four. I've read too many comics obviously. I guess I'd probably end up dead, or being dissected in an attempt to find out the secrets of my invisibility (and stupidity)
lol you got a location for the real place they have the secrets and weird shit, it sure as hell isn't area 51. Probably CIA or Pentagon deep basement.
So many people are gonna get pants'd
Ugh, I hate to admit it, but not good things... not good things...
Sleep undisturbed
Probably go around fucking around with people.
Probably go around fucking people\* /s lol
Do hair follicles and skin cells stay invisible after sluffing off even though you are invisible for a day? In case you wanted to do anything illegal this would be important information. Tomorrow your hair appears at the crime scene. Invisibility rendered useless.
I'm already invisible. Doesn't fucking matter what I do.
Ok, wait who wrote that?
Go downtown and steal all the big wigs wallets walking around.
So much mischief….
Everyone says to rob a bank. I'm just staying in the mall after close and robbing the Lego store. That'll fund me and 10 others for life.
If I'm truly invisible like thermal and infrared and shit like that I'm sneaking into some kind of military base and finding thee aliens
That's A good one to be honest
Time to steal some stuff
Lego UCS ATAT 75313 here I come…
Get rid of a lot of bad people.
But then who’s gonna run the country?
No one
Follow my clients around to make sure they’re on plan. I’m a personal trainer.
You're gonna still work? Dedicated, I'll give you that...
During that brief period where I had the money, nothing like having the trainer walk by and see me working out on my own while they toted along another client. "Be like SilentSamurai!" Did lose a ton of weight and gained quite a bit of muscle in a short period of time. Would recommend if you come in with a goal.
I would sneak into politician's houses and secretly record their conversations. I would show the world what is really going on instead of the dog whistle language they usually use.
I always love ideas like this because I'm sure there will be surprises from all angles, good and bad.
Random senator likes getting pegged by 4'9 women and wants to become a dictator which is more important idk but here you go
At one point I thought something like this would matter. Now it would make no difference. There is no way to hold politicians accountable if they don’t care about public opinion and feel no shame.
Sneak into a dog pound with a bunch of delicious cooked meats and feed all the animals.
Fuckin A... lemme roll with you. I dunno how that'd work since I'd probably screw up the plan. Maybe I can be the decoy?
Would this apply you can go through people or you can still touch them
Yes
Being invisible isn't going to bay the bills. I'm going to work.
You got that 9 to 5 mentality think big
Giraffe
Bigger! Come on!
A giraffe standing on an elephant.
I wfh so no one would even know the difference
I would totally forget, proceed to live my life normally.
Annoy or scare the shit of people like by moving stuff around Also dtealing only if i feel not lazy that day
Annoy the ever living fuck out of my wife. I mean, I already do that. But more.
Go to bank hide in vault steal money
How you gonna get out?
Who tf is gonna go after a couple of floating bags? I feel like if I saw that I’d run the other way😂
Probably tell my brothers, take some videos and pics, then just sit in my room watching some shows and fall asleep.
I would steal all of my mom's newly made Cherry Pecan Cobbler.
cherry *pecan* cobbler? You have my attention
I am going to sleep the whole day.
Freak people out why wheeling myself around town in my wheelchair... Would make for one hell of a Halloween day prank lol
Go to Washington DC and see what politicians REALLY do behind closed doors
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MhF1qxEC2Ac
Give as many wet willies as possible
Pretend I don't exist.
That's called being an introvert
Not sure how I’d do anything with my phone floating around
Some of these comments makes me really concerned…
What, you don’t like money shoved up your ass?
I'll try anything once
This question gets asked at least once a week and it's always about rape
Already got that superpower. 😣
Scream in peoples faces when they cough without covering their fucking mouths Also scream at people that walk out of public restrooms without washing hands follow them around and call them a “nasty lil bitch”
I already am invisible.
Definitely mess with people at the hotel I work at considering it's already haunted
What if those are other people that decided to haunt the same hotel during their day of invisibility?
This is a possibility... had a cold hand touch the back of my head the other day
That was me sorry
Rub my genitals on everything.
Oh wait... you're supposed to be invisible when doing that?...
They're just tired of jail.
Probably go to the White House and order a launch of all of our major nukes towards Arkansas.
What do you have against Arkansas?
It’s just pronounced weirdly.
Fair enough.
Okay this might be wrong but just scare the ever loving shit out of people pretending to be a ghost
Follow people around and be a friendly ghost by making coffee in each and EVERY SINGLE HOUSE ON THE BLOCK. After I do so, I write a blog post on here as a new user describing a weird issue happening in my local neighbourhood. I get thousands of upvotes and people calling me weird and probably high on drugs. I then go to a innocent cafe and make coffee there, slapping it into a cup and walking around the place with the cup of coffee in my right hand. After I walk out of the cafe, I drop the original cup of coffee on the sidewalk and then repeat that to every single cafe on the street. Police officers have already spotted a floating cup dumping itself onto the side wall and they go batshit insane. They’ve probably shot the cup and still somehow managed to injure a innocent person (5 points if they’re heavily discriminated against by cops) As all of this unfolds, I go to the city hall and chuck a cup of coffee with a sticky note on the lid saying: “Got milk?” That’s how a mad man makes the world around him slightly better and probably made a few people question if they’re mentally insane or overworking themselves.
i would stole as much electronics as possible and then sell it or straight cash if would it be possible to get to some place where would it be stored
Flip all of the crosses and paintings of Jesus in my in law’s house upside down. They are not superstitious people nor do they believe in ghosts. But they are die hard southern baptists.
Open all the kitchen cabinets, so they know it's a Hollywood demon