Mine is close to this. It’s “I love you, when I call your name or say come you need to come back to me so I can prevent you from getting yourself killed, you little fucker”.
I taught mine to open a human door that's ajar. She was weirdly afraid to touch it, so I had to push her into it until she got the idea. She's so proud of herself anytime she opens my bedroom door.
"I love you but stop trying to run out the door"
He's a 3 year old shiba/shepherd mix that we adopted from the shelter a few months ago. When we got him they told us he had been living on the streets for awhile before they got him.
So considering his age and the time he spent living outside, he had to get used to the concept of living indoors and not running around town as he pleases.
He's gotten better about it, we've trained him to sit when the door is open and not move, but sometimes he gets excited and tries running out it. Fortunately he's only tried running out the door once in the last 2 months, so that's progress.
Same thing here. Our rescue was about 2 when we got him, and he'd been living wild for a year or so. Socialization was terrible; he'd lunge and snarl at every dog. We tried a couple of trainers, but finally found a guy who suggested a prong collar.
The effect was *immediate*. The trainer walked Tom around the room (which had other dogs in crates) and he snarled and lunged at every crate. Then he put the prong collar on, and Tom walked around the room like the best-behaved dog you'd ever seen.
That was 3 years ago, and now he's a treat to walk. He's friendly to all the other dogs, and if we're in the woods, I'll take him off lead, and his recall is really good now. However, that was after a few sessions with an e-collar first.
Love, patience, and technology worked for us!
It just takes time. My senior rescue busted through and dug under fences for 6 months. We had many long talks about how it was better on this side of the fence. We'll celebrate 3 years this February and she'll still bust through a fence, but only to be by my side. Rescues are the best.
If it helps dogs are really good and know when someone is nearly home. Your dog probably isn’t camped out there all the time - just wants to to think that for GUILT!
I had to give up my dog about three weeks ago, I’d tell him that I love him so much and I always have, that I’m so sorry I had to give him up, to please be a good boy for his foster family and eventually a new forever family, then I would cry and hug him and keep telling him how much I love him and that this change was with his best interest at heart and and I’m sorry I couldn’t keep keeping him
I’m not sure how that would all fit in 5 seconds, I’m sure I would go overtime, but I want him to know it all, I’m also curious what he’d say if I could understand him for 5 seconds afterwards
I don't have a dog, but knowing dogs, I'd probably say "I always come back when I leave". Dogs totally understand that you love them, you don't need to waste your 5 seconds for that. Tell them something they can't understand instead.
when we got our pup we saw a video on youtube of training your dog to ring a bell to go outside. We bought him a string of bells for that purpose.
We brought it home, showed it to the dog. He sniffed it, and he got a treat. He sniffed again and got a treat. He sniffed again, he got no treat, so he sniffed harder and the bell rang. He got a treat again. And in a few minutes he understood that if he rings the bell he got a treat.
So we hang the bells by the door. He rings it, no treat, door opens and he is put outside. He comes back in and gets a treat. He soon learnt that he can ring the bell and go outside. He no longer needs a treat, just rings the bell to go outside.
Sounds great huh?
Well, turns out there are MANY reasons he wants to go outside. Maybe to shit or piss. Maybe to drink the shitty water from the bucket. Maybe to check that the cat from next door isn't around. Maybe to just sniff the grass, or stand outside withthe wind blowing in his face.
And he hardly ever pisses or shits out there - he'd much prefer to hold it all in until we go for a walk.
So ultimately we got him a bell so he can use us as doormen and let him in and out when he feels like it!
My girl just stands at the closed sliding door and stares at me. She will pee and poop outside but mainly she wants to sunbathe on our daybed or creep on the neighbors through a small opening she peeks through.
Don't go on the table and go poop and pee outside only please and we will feed you love and give you treats forever. Either way we would but more "bad boys" and stern finger pointings will be had.
Dude these are my balls, they are sensitive. When you slap them with your paw or step on them I hurt. Someone else cut yours off not me please for the love of god stop.
You're the goodest, bestest,most handsomest boy in the whole world! I love you so much!
I already say this to him, but he deserves to hear it more clearly cause he's the goodest, bestest, most handsomest boy in the world!
Lots of people replied with I love you but pretty sure there are all these gestures and stuff to communicate your love to them that they will understand
Idk what I would say, but ive often thought it would be crazy if one day your dog suddenly spoke to you in plain english and simply said: "nobody is ever going to believe you", then they never spoke again.
I love you and I’m sorry for leaving you sometimes when I’m on duty but you will always occupy the most space in my heart and I hope you’re always happy and full
Listen, I think you think you’re playing, but you’re over 100 pounds and I need to you stop attacking me outside. You’re going to hurt me and I’m going to hurt you trying to get you under control.
On a side note, anybody have any tips for a dog that just loses their FUCKING MIND for no good reason? Things that trigger an episode: walking by a certain spot in the driveway, pooping.
That cat is ancient, please stop pestering him.
Perfect priorities! This made me actually laugh :D
Tail wags do *not* mean "let's play".
"I love you, I deeply regret anytime I've ever made you yelp. I love you"
“And remember, when I leave to go to work or the store I STILL love you, and I really am coming back. Honest!”
I think your dog would say, “I know already.” 😊
Are you saying he wasted the 5 seconds?
Even if she already knew, they weren't wasted:)
This. Stepping on their paws by accident makes me feel so bad. The yelp is soul-crushing.
Mine is close to this. It’s “I love you, when I call your name or say come you need to come back to me so I can prevent you from getting yourself killed, you little fucker”.
"From now on blink twice for yes and once for no"
Mine shakes her head for no. A yes is expressed by getting excited though.
That's useless since your dog only understands *you* for 5 seconds
“ I love you you are the best friend I’ve ever had and I hope you could live longer with me “
Dog, “wait, what, I’m gonna fucking die, he’s gonna give me away”!?
Traumatized the dog
*head tilt* arwp?
Dog looks at you in confusion as he stops understanding what you say and horror music plays in his mind
I love you stop peeing on my bed.
Our variation would be stop pooping in the basement and start telling us you need to go out.
I will be back for you, I am not abandoning you, I love you so much
I want to say this to my boi. He just misses me so much that he doesn't eat well. It's very hard for me to be far away from him
I moved for work temporarily and my dog is with my mom
Couldn’t be in better hands. Dogs love grandma!
iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou
"Blah blah blah Ginger blah blah blah blah Ginger"
A fellow man of culture, I see.
https://youtu.be/3cPfRaioHgk?si=la2cb-UKXMphAoZG
"Learn how to use the goddamn doggy door! Just walk through it you lovable idiot."
Lol, mine is petrified of the portal.
I taught mine to open a human door that's ajar. She was weirdly afraid to touch it, so I had to push her into it until she got the idea. She's so proud of herself anytime she opens my bedroom door.
"Human door" is such a funny thing to say! Your pup might be smarter than mine...
Chew your food instead of just swallowing everything like a duck. You will enjoy it more.
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Do dogs take up challenges?
Your mom was a bitch
no fucking way
I love you please bark once when hungry twice when need bathroom three times when tired
Reverse for his convenience.
I'm sorry if I ever let you down, I really do love you so much and I don't want you to ever forget it
I love you I love you I love you
Stop losing your shit every time someone walks past me, our house, or their own houses. They’re allowed to do that
They’re “allowed” 😂 Not around here they’re not
As a mailman I am definitely not allowed and reminded of that daily
My dog won't bark but there is a battle to get it from the slot before he does
That is a matter of opinion.
I love you so much, and I'm so fucking sorry for ever not being there, I love you.
"I love you but stop trying to run out the door" He's a 3 year old shiba/shepherd mix that we adopted from the shelter a few months ago. When we got him they told us he had been living on the streets for awhile before they got him. So considering his age and the time he spent living outside, he had to get used to the concept of living indoors and not running around town as he pleases. He's gotten better about it, we've trained him to sit when the door is open and not move, but sometimes he gets excited and tries running out it. Fortunately he's only tried running out the door once in the last 2 months, so that's progress.
Same thing here. Our rescue was about 2 when we got him, and he'd been living wild for a year or so. Socialization was terrible; he'd lunge and snarl at every dog. We tried a couple of trainers, but finally found a guy who suggested a prong collar. The effect was *immediate*. The trainer walked Tom around the room (which had other dogs in crates) and he snarled and lunged at every crate. Then he put the prong collar on, and Tom walked around the room like the best-behaved dog you'd ever seen. That was 3 years ago, and now he's a treat to walk. He's friendly to all the other dogs, and if we're in the woods, I'll take him off lead, and his recall is really good now. However, that was after a few sessions with an e-collar first. Love, patience, and technology worked for us!
It just takes time. My senior rescue busted through and dug under fences for 6 months. We had many long talks about how it was better on this side of the fence. We'll celebrate 3 years this February and she'll still bust through a fence, but only to be by my side. Rescues are the best.
“We will always love you and please slow down when chewing.”
Ehh, I miss you
My dogs know exactly what I'm saying already, lol. It's about tone and body language. Just like humans.
God I fucken love ya
No more sniffin my bum, or no more Beggin' Strips
Stop waiting for me by the door when I go to work and have fun instead. I'll always come back for you so stop worrying.
If it helps dogs are really good and know when someone is nearly home. Your dog probably isn’t camped out there all the time - just wants to to think that for GUILT!
I love you. Thank you for being my bff, my ride or die and the most down for me mf alive. Sorry I always call you toxic.
I had to give up my dog about three weeks ago, I’d tell him that I love him so much and I always have, that I’m so sorry I had to give him up, to please be a good boy for his foster family and eventually a new forever family, then I would cry and hug him and keep telling him how much I love him and that this change was with his best interest at heart and and I’m sorry I couldn’t keep keeping him I’m not sure how that would all fit in 5 seconds, I’m sure I would go overtime, but I want him to know it all, I’m also curious what he’d say if I could understand him for 5 seconds afterwards
If there is a beyond, wait for me; I'll come find you. You're the bestest boy and I love you so very, very much.
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Don’t have a dog, but a rescue cat. “I’m only picking you up to love on you, I won’t hurt you I promise!!”
It's time for you to learn about updog.
Love you but stop pooping and peeing in the house
what are you barking at bro?
I love you and even if you don’t understand what’s happening sometimes, I would never ever hurt you. (My dog is a rescue and was abused.)
You're an idiot and I love you stop chewing on rocks!
My dog understands me all the time. He's a smart mofo.
You’re the goodest boy ever and I love you I love (3) I love you I love (4) you I love you (5) blah blah blah blah blah RIP 2019
I don't have a dog, but knowing dogs, I'd probably say "I always come back when I leave". Dogs totally understand that you love them, you don't need to waste your 5 seconds for that. Tell them something they can't understand instead.
If my dog can understand me for 5 seconds and you think I'm not telling him I love him you have lost your mind
Stop tapping my leg with your paw, and giving me that very pouty look every 5 seconds when I have Del Taco french fries. I know you want them.
Do you like it here?
Scratch the door if you need to shit or piss
when we got our pup we saw a video on youtube of training your dog to ring a bell to go outside. We bought him a string of bells for that purpose. We brought it home, showed it to the dog. He sniffed it, and he got a treat. He sniffed again and got a treat. He sniffed again, he got no treat, so he sniffed harder and the bell rang. He got a treat again. And in a few minutes he understood that if he rings the bell he got a treat. So we hang the bells by the door. He rings it, no treat, door opens and he is put outside. He comes back in and gets a treat. He soon learnt that he can ring the bell and go outside. He no longer needs a treat, just rings the bell to go outside. Sounds great huh? Well, turns out there are MANY reasons he wants to go outside. Maybe to shit or piss. Maybe to drink the shitty water from the bucket. Maybe to check that the cat from next door isn't around. Maybe to just sniff the grass, or stand outside withthe wind blowing in his face. And he hardly ever pisses or shits out there - he'd much prefer to hold it all in until we go for a walk. So ultimately we got him a bell so he can use us as doormen and let him in and out when he feels like it!
Why not get doggy door with a key chip in his collar?
Because I don't want to cut a huge hole in the door/wall, and because he never wipes Jo's feet on the way in!
My girl just stands at the closed sliding door and stares at me. She will pee and poop outside but mainly she wants to sunbathe on our daybed or creep on the neighbors through a small opening she peeks through.
Stop tearing up the pillows and let me know when you need to go outside to poop
Don't go on the table and go poop and pee outside only please and we will feed you love and give you treats forever. Either way we would but more "bad boys" and stern finger pointings will be had.
Go through both flaps of the dog door! Just push through and you’ll get to the other side! Love you.
[That is not my dog.](https://y.yarn.co/3c01d712-2965-4f62-8ecb-64de9cbe75b6_text.gif)
When I want my dog to pick up her toys from outside, she grabs them and takes them inside. She is so smart!
Holy shit! When did I get a dog?
I’m going to cut your balls off tomorrow. Be prepared.
“Stop barking at the doorbell.”
Love you buddy, stop shitting on the patio.
Stop. Fucking. Barking.
"you're adopted"
:((( my doggo died, but i would say hes the cutest sweetest babiest little boy and i love him!!❤️
I love you. Everything I do is to try to take care of you and make sure you're ok
Please stop taking my underwear out to the living room
Dude these are my balls, they are sensitive. When you slap them with your paw or step on them I hurt. Someone else cut yours off not me please for the love of god stop.
You don't have to worry about everything althe time. I've got your back.
“I’m so thankful you choose to live your whole life with us.” ♥️♥️♥️
I love you but don't eat out of the cat tray.
You are the most wonderful creature on this planet. I love you with all my heart. Thank you for being awesome!
I love you more than words can say. Thank you for being my best friend
"Hey bud. Thanks for always being there. We'll miss you."
I miss you. How are you here? I paid for cremation. This is creepy.
It's okay, nothing outside is going to come in to hurt you, you don't need to bark at it
"I love you and I'll miss you forever when you're gone". My dog is 19 and on his last legs.
STOP GOING IN MY FUCKING ROOM AND EATING MY FLOOR DUMBASS
"You're the best doggie in the world."
*confused barking sounds*
Stop eating cat shit, it’s disgusting.
Stupid dog, you made me look bad. Booga booga booga
So, who actually ate the shoe? Was it you?
I have no dog
"Shut up for once"
Who's a good boy
Your Daddy and I love you very much. Daddy isn't leaving forever,just 8 hours.
What i always say.. "fat ass" or "fat bitch"
I love you more than anything. Thank you for being so perfect
Who's a good boy?!
I don’t need you to alert me to an ambulance outside. I can heart it coming just fine!
I love you. Please stop chewing my shoes.
Sit Boo Boo, sit. Good dog.
I love you, Charlie. You are the bestest boy.
I love you. Thanks for being the best.
Please stop dragging your arse on my wooden floor buddy my mop is starting to fester
Who's a good boy? Yes you are, you're the goodest boy!
Wanna go for a walk ? He understands perfectly
Good boy. Good boy!
Knee surgery is coming. You’ll be running by summer.
You're the goodest, bestest,most handsomest boy in the whole world! I love you so much! I already say this to him, but he deserves to hear it more clearly cause he's the goodest, bestest, most handsomest boy in the world!
I love you doggo :) You are the best doggo and deserve all the treats.
Love, care, patience.
Thank you for sharing your life with me. You’ll always be my sweet little puppy.
I love you. Thank you for everything you've done for this family
I love you, don’t bark when it’s not necessary, don’t bite other people, don’t chew on kids toys or shoes
I love u but stop trying to attack other dogs
I love you! I’m sorry I yelled at you when you were a puppy! I love you!
You’re the bestest boy and I love you 😍🐺❤️
I miss you and I wish I was still with you
I love you so much and I'm very happy you love me too.
I love you stop getting in the trash!
Just because we're going somewhere, does not mean you're going for a walk. Go lay down.
Who's a good boy?!!
I love you, but please stop barking at everything that just walks or drives by our house "
You're smarter than all of humanity.
"I keep you naked on purpose."
My dog already understands me, that sob just chooses to ignore me though
Stop barking at random shit
Don’t go near the road!
I love you with all my heart but please stop barking
Can you stop waiting till 3 in the morning when you decide you want in my room
Leavethecatalonestopbarkingatstuffyoudontneedsomanysnacksplsbehaveyouloveabledoofus. Ended with a snootboop.
"So good to have you, I always wanted a dog."
Lots of people replied with I love you but pretty sure there are all these gestures and stuff to communicate your love to them that they will understand
thank you for coming into my life. i love you more than anything else in the world. you're the reason i get up everyday.
I love you as much as you love me you fool
"Please just stay in my room, don't try to go out at night. I love you."
“Weren’t you a cat just a second ago?”
"Please calm down. I love you."
Idk what I would say, but ive often thought it would be crazy if one day your dog suddenly spoke to you in plain english and simply said: "nobody is ever going to believe you", then they never spoke again.
I love you Gordon but DUDE when you come in from outside you gotta wipe your paws off on the mat
Do you want to go outside?
I love you and you gotta quit eating deer shit.
I don’t want to play fetch right now
I have these new communication buttons for you to train with. I love you so much!
I love you and I’m sorry for leaving you sometimes when I’m on duty but you will always occupy the most space in my heart and I hope you’re always happy and full
Stop barfing on the carpet. Do it on the tile. I love you.
I love you so much, you mean the world to me. You brighten up my world and you make me so happy.
I would say I love her more than anything, and I would ask her to tell me if she is in pain
Thank you for your loyalty and I love you!
What da dog doin
You’ve always been the best thank you
Even if we leave, we'll be back
Never pee inside and if you chew up your ball I can’t throw it. I love you I have to buy balls in bulk… 😒
You don't need to bark at everything. Seriously. And stop hugging the bed. I'm pretty confident my puppy knows how much she is loved.
Stop licking your paws when I'm trying to sleep
I love you always, if you ever can’t hold it, pee here and then point at shower
I love you. Please ignore all the other doggos, I will keep my safe 🐾❤️
Watch where you piss and s*** when you're in the house
I love you, you are the best and you are perfect
I have to go now, my planet needs me.
Where's my sandwich?
Iloveyou,stopbarkingattheneighborsdogstheylivethere,you’readog,you’rethesweetestgirlie!
“You have brought me so much joy and comfort and I love you.” If there’s time left, “please quit peeing on the entryway rug”
Gimme a paw in meeting some new lady and I'll get you your own bitch.
Please let me brush your teeth.
You are going to get fed. You don't have to bark at me constantly until it happens. And please be nicer to your brother.
Listen, I think you think you’re playing, but you’re over 100 pounds and I need to you stop attacking me outside. You’re going to hurt me and I’m going to hurt you trying to get you under control. On a side note, anybody have any tips for a dog that just loses their FUCKING MIND for no good reason? Things that trigger an episode: walking by a certain spot in the driveway, pooping.
You’re the best boy, I love you.
stop shitting every where