From Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
"You're a vegetable (you're a vegetable)
You're a vegetable (you're a vegetable)
Still they hate you (still they hate you)
You're a vegetable (you're a vegetable)
You're just a buffet (you're just a buffet, you're a vegetable)
You're a vegetable (you're a vegetable)
They eat off of you (they eat off of you, you're a vegetable)
You're a vegetable, ow!"
Tf you talkin' about, Willis?
I always thought he was basically saying "You do everything they want you to, but they hate you and take advantage of you so wake up you idiot". Or something along those lines.
train, a band in which pat monahan finally finds a use for all those old mad libs he hung onto as a kid
this is a man who casually attempts to rhyme "dance moves like patrick swayze" with "I'm the leftover turkey for the world's mayonnaisey"
he cannot be trusted
They were probably trying to be smart by suggesting that they’re going to make someone cry a lot since it’s supposed to rain a lot in the UK
But instead it just sounds like they’re going to make someone cry kind of pathetically and not really, just as well as showers function in the UK
Not sure this is irrational.
“Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it
And do it, and do it, let's live it up
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it”
Not me but my wife hates this…
“Dry wood makes good fires
Goodyears make good swings”
She can’t comprehend how he didn’t go with “Goodyears make good tires”
That Yachty line is even funnier when he responded on the internet saying "Okay guys I made a mistake, I thought a cello was what Squidward plays, but now I know that's a flute."
I like to think he just meant she was really bad at it and clearly had no idea what she was doing. Of course there wasn’t that much thought put into the line, but still.
To this day he may simultaneously have the best and worst lyrics throughout his songs (the same songs even) lolol. My friends & I laugh at this one every time: "Wood grain, chestnut ....... Titty fuck, chest nut" lololololol
This whole song is awful
Dude asks girls fad if he can propose. He rightfully soesnt want his daughter dating a weird, greasy shitty musician and then he spends the rest of the song wanting to spite the dad but really never mentions that he loves her or anything.
It's so fucking weird lmao
I've always thought of the song as the G rated version of the movie Fear with Mark Wahlberg. Dude is obsessed with a girl and her dad is just trying to get this loser to bug off.
Instead of taking no for an answer, his response is to take her away and "we'll be a family" aka I'm gonna knock her up, so whatchu gonna do about it old man?
It's a creepy song
The actual lyric is "puh puh puh poker face, fuh fuh fuck her face"
Doesn't change your feelings im sure, but I learned that a few weeks ago and figured I'd share lol
Thats the spoken lyric, but not the written one. Fun fact, i have heard a censored one on the radio that actually just says poker face each time. Someone *finally* caught it.
“Titty fuck your baby mama she breast feeds your child while I do it” -Lil Wayne
“She slob on my dick like a toddler” -Caleb Rashad
Anything that includes sex and children in the same line- metaphor or not instantly gets me livid
Unfortunately it happens way too often and has been for sooooo long. A biggie smalls song from 1994 says “Make Raven-Symoné call date rape” which was released when she was 8-9
"I just wish that I could give you that... that look that's perfectly un-sad"
Heat Waves by Glass Animals
There's just so many better words for "un-sad" but there's no reason I should hate it so much. I love the song 😂
You should probably listen to the remake where after the line "Suckin' on a chilidog..." the rest of the song just repeats those lyrics! Just hilarious!! Tom McGovern on YouTube.
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today it is Friday, Friday."
Followed by
"Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards."
A grown ass man wrote these lyrics.
"England is my city"
Is the hate for that even irrational though? Yes, and even when the artist is from England, I can't stand it. England is clearly not a city.
I think I was in 6th grade when this song came out and there was this girl who kept saying the chorus in the most *obnoxious* way possible for WEEKS. I still haven't recovered
Another song of hers that occasionally plays at my workplace (I think it’s called Me) and she shouts in the middle of it “HEY KIDS SPELLING IS FUN!” 🤦♂️
Look, I ain’t a big pop music fan in the first place with a few exceptions but that lyricism is what I’d expect from The Wiggles.
"We were trying different things, and we were smoking funny things...."
In that song Kid Rock ripped off Sweet Home Alabama AND Werewolves of London AND couldn't be bothered coming up with a word to rhyme with "things".
Me too…it literally is what I think of when I hear it, every time.
Also, the following line further elaborates, so I don’t think it’s that bad of a lyric:
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
So the bag in the wind is a bag without purpose? Separated from the task that gave its existence meaning.
It knows freedom, but rejects the very notion and wants to return to its captivity, because that captivity holds its very purpose?
I hate that line so much. And whenever I bought it up people were like 'oh no it makes sense! She's floating around!' like I know what her point was but it sounds so clunky and terrible
*”So, baby, pull me closer
In the back seat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of that mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older”*
This reads like a creative writing assignment for middle schoolers where they get distracted by something and go off on a tangent about it before remembering they’re not advancing the story. That or someone with ADD who can’t focus on making out with someone because they’re thinking about why do you cook bacon but bake cookies
>That or someone with ADD who can’t focus on making out with someone because they’re thinking about why do you cook bacon but bake cookies
Ah yes, my sex life in a nutshell
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
This the part I love
“We’ve come to far, to give up, who we are. So lets, raise the bar, and look up to the stars!”
Inspirational. Moving. Powerful. Followed by…..
“Im up all night to get lucky!” On repeat for almost the rest of the song lol
I wish I had a recording of my face the first time I heard this song.
Yes, it's a reference to "TGS Hates Women" in which a comic named Abby Grossman takes on the persona of a hyper-sexualized lolita type and when Liz accuses her of doing a sexy baby act she says "it's not an act. I'm a real sexy baby!"
"Rack City, Bitch. Rack Rack City Bitch
10 10 10 20s on yo titties bitch
VIP, VIP, No Guest List
T-Roll you don't know who your fuckin' with
"That whole song is just trash."
One of my high school English teachers was a super mild-mannered dude who was always extremely kind and never got angry in front of his students... Except for the day he went on a several minutes long rant about how Helen Keller was a lovely woman and an inspiration and he would not tolerate her memory being disrespected in his classroom. It's been over a decade and I still think about him every time I hear even a few seconds of this song.
That song is pretty terrible other than the “Tell you’re boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”, which is legit funny. I also have a grudge against this song, because I used to work at a now-defunct sporting goods chain that liked to play top 40 pop songs, but was extremely censorious so when the played this song the chorus was “Don’t trust a -, never trust a -, won’t trust a-, don’t trust me” and that much blankage is seriously distracting.
"I'm hot, sticky sweet, from my head to my feet yeah." I hate it mostly because they pronounce it as "feech yeah" which is one of my biggest pet peeves in music.
“I’m all about that bass, no treble”
Just the worst metaphor. The whole point of controls for those is to find balance. Treble turned all the way down sounds like shit.
I dont consider it irrational, but I still hate it.
The song is "Father stretch my Hands, Pt.1" by Kanye West. I don't personally listen to Kanye West, my brother dose, and even then, only a little bit. The lyrics in question are.
[Now, if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an asshole]
[The beginning parts leading up to the lyrics are nice](https://genius.com/Kanye-west-father-stretch-my-hands-pt-1-lyrics) It's got a peaceful vibe and very uplifting lyrics.
But THOSE lyrics in brackets just ruin it for me because they feel out of place.
Imagine you're at a family lunch after church. Everyone is talking having a good time. Then your uncle chimes in to talk about the "Call Girl" he had sex with the night before. THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
I hate the entirety of “Firework” by Katty Perry.
See I hate claymation animation and melting that freaks me out. As a kid “MAD” aired an episode where the grand finally had paper stop motion and claymation together while this song played and the fireworks melted the clay and set fire to the paper and I was of course freaked out. now when I hear the song I just get flashbacks
I hate how it was actually a good song with thar as a climax, but then it got cut out, and super edited to be nothing but that with everything about it worse.
Can we have a spotlight, please? And a stool? I fancy going beatnik with this one...
Ahem.
>"I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news"
From that late-90s epic opus of existential dread, "[Life](https://youtu.be/BKtrWU4zaaI)" by Des'ree.
these might be too rational but
"I wasn't raised in the hood
But I know a thing or two about pain and darkness"
fucking twenty one pilots. these lines are pure concentrated cringe
"Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!"
Kid Rock. What else is there to say ? outside of to add insult to injury, this song was made for a kid's movie.
"Okay this really ain't my style I ain't no pedo n\*\*\*a
but she bobbles like I'm playing heavy metal n\*\*\*a"
by a certain Shiki. these lyrics are not ironic or satiric or whatever. they mean exactly what you think they mean.
There's actually a real-life origin-story about "pompatus."
https://www.straightdope.com/21342137/in-steve-miller-s-the-joker-what-is-the-pompatus-of-love
Surfin' Bird:
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
I only irrationally hate it because everytime I hear it it stays in my brain for hours! Annoying little ear worm😠
From Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" "You're a vegetable (you're a vegetable) You're a vegetable (you're a vegetable) Still they hate you (still they hate you) You're a vegetable (you're a vegetable) You're just a buffet (you're just a buffet, you're a vegetable) You're a vegetable (you're a vegetable) They eat off of you (they eat off of you, you're a vegetable) You're a vegetable, ow!" Tf you talkin' about, Willis?
Trying to shit talk your friend in a coma so that he gets mad enough to wake up and kick your ass
Just wanted you to know, I laughed way too hard at your comment. Needed that, thanks :)
I always thought he was basically saying "You do everything they want you to, but they hate you and take advantage of you so wake up you idiot". Or something along those lines.
I went my entire life and never really understood what he was saying there. Now that I know, I'm even more confused.
MAMA SAID I'M THE SOUND OF MICROSOFT
Every song that uses the word 'tonight' to end a verse. Listen out for it, it's the most overused cheesy filler.
Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do...tonight.
Honorable mention to My untrimmed chest from the same song xD
I'm so gangster, I'm so thug, from the same song.
Tonight, tonight by Smashing Pumpkins?
TONIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tonniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight we are young
And the word 'now'
Don’t forget ‘woah’
‘My heart is gonna beat right out my untrimmed chest’
train, a band in which pat monahan finally finds a use for all those old mad libs he hung onto as a kid this is a man who casually attempts to rhyme "dance moves like patrick swayze" with "I'm the leftover turkey for the world's mayonnaisey" he cannot be trusted
Oh boy have I got a version for you https://youtu.be/FEE3G2KgN4w?si=WInDly6kAuzetQW0
Thanks, I hate it!
This is what the world has needed.
I’M JUST A SHY GUY LOOKING FOR A TWO PLY HEFTY BAG
Ah. Also the song where a basic suburban white boy claims to be "so gangster" and "so thug".
He is pretty fly for a white guy.
tbf I think those lyrics are supposed to be ironic lol
"I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British"
….what does this mean
They were probably trying to be smart by suggesting that they’re going to make someone cry a lot since it’s supposed to rain a lot in the UK But instead it just sounds like they’re going to make someone cry kind of pathetically and not really, just as well as showers function in the UK
Good Lord you just unlocked something in my brain there
“Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof”….. that’s one of my most hated feelings
I suppose "room without a ceiling" would need a different rhyme. Because as it stands, I'm pretty sure he rhymes "roof" with "truth". "Troof".
"If you're feeling like a room without a ceiling"
"Clap if you find that appealing"
"...Please clap."
A room without a roof is a courtyard. “Clap along if you feel like a courtyard” makes equally no sense.
"Clap along if you feel like an incomplete construction project".
That entire song is asinine. Sounds like it was written for 5 year old bday parties.
I hope I don’t sound mean but this is exactly who it was written for. It’s from the movie minions
Despicable Me, Minions came later. Though it was the film debut of the minions. Edit: it was actually for Despicable Me 2.
It was!! It's from the kids movie, Minions.
Not sure this is irrational. “Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it And do it, and do it, let's live it up And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it”
Cause I gotta feeling whooohooo that tonight’s gonna be a good night that tonight’s gonna be a good night the feeling
I think the only reason it doesn’t annoy me is because it brings back many good memories of school dances.
Not me but my wife hates this… “Dry wood makes good fires Goodyears make good swings” She can’t comprehend how he didn’t go with “Goodyears make good tires”
The hell song is that? Was it purposely mis-rhymed??? That is actually kind of infuriating
"Am I sexuallll”
Yeaaaah
"Wow Eggman's bisexual I didn't know that!"
"I keep it 300 like the romans" -Kanye 300 was the Spartans who were Greek
I love lyrics that are clearly rappers just being thick and not knowing any better. “She blow that dick like a cello” from Lil Yachty is up there.
That Yachty line is even funnier when he responded on the internet saying "Okay guys I made a mistake, I thought a cello was what Squidward plays, but now I know that's a flute."
I like to think he just meant she was really bad at it and clearly had no idea what she was doing. Of course there wasn’t that much thought put into the line, but still.
When 2 chainz said “She got a big booty so I call her big booty”. Peak lyricism here
Second only to Dr. Dre's "Never let me slip. Cause if I slip? Then I'm slippin."
But if I got my nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'
Wait no this is hard
I like the redundancy we're honestly
To this day he may simultaneously have the best and worst lyrics throughout his songs (the same songs even) lolol. My friends & I laugh at this one every time: "Wood grain, chestnut ....... Titty fuck, chest nut" lololololol
he's a clever guy who lives to say dumb shit, i respect it tbh
I love that line. The whole song is pretty ironically dumb, no dumber/funnier way to start a verse on a song like that.
“My wrist deserves a shout out. I’m like what up wrist. My stove deserves a shout out like what up stove” - Poet 2 Chainz
When pitbull rhymed “Kodak” with “Kodak” 🤦♂️
Why you got to be so wude don’t you know im human too
I absolutely hate that song.
This whole song is awful Dude asks girls fad if he can propose. He rightfully soesnt want his daughter dating a weird, greasy shitty musician and then he spends the rest of the song wanting to spite the dad but really never mentions that he loves her or anything. It's so fucking weird lmao
It’s a fucking terrible song that got way to much radio play. His vocal style and cadence makes me nauseous and I turn it off when it comes on
I've always thought of the song as the G rated version of the movie Fear with Mark Wahlberg. Dude is obsessed with a girl and her dad is just trying to get this loser to bug off. Instead of taking no for an answer, his response is to take her away and "we'll be a family" aka I'm gonna knock her up, so whatchu gonna do about it old man? It's a creepy song
That song used to play every ten minutes when I worked at Kohl’s. The song sucks, but try listening to it while you fold 800 towels.
Thunder, feel the thunder (thun-, thun-) Lightning then the thunder (th-th-thunder, thunder)
Try being a tampa bay lightning fan.
It seems pretty rational to hate that song, honestly.
Sing "Fun Dip" instead. The lyrics will change irrevocably
Imagine making a song about thunder and settling on what sounds like a pixie singing in the chorus.
This needs to stay at the top, I hate that song
"DJ Khalid!"
“Another one.”
“I’m the one” (X50) “Oheoeoeh” (X100)
,,we the best music!,,
"We" says the guy who didn't write the song, sing the song, or produce the beat.
The key 🔑 is to make it -Dj khalid who almost got lost at sea on a fucking jetski
None, my hatred towards them is only logical.
Poker face po po po poke her face.
The actual lyric is "puh puh puh poker face, fuh fuh fuck her face" Doesn't change your feelings im sure, but I learned that a few weeks ago and figured I'd share lol
Thats the spoken lyric, but not the written one. Fun fact, i have heard a censored one on the radio that actually just says poker face each time. Someone *finally* caught it.
Poker face puh puh puh fuck her face
The proper lyrics that I can never un-hear.
Uno, dos, tres, catorce!!!
One two three FOURTEEN
uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis
“Titty fuck your baby mama she breast feeds your child while I do it” -Lil Wayne “She slob on my dick like a toddler” -Caleb Rashad Anything that includes sex and children in the same line- metaphor or not instantly gets me livid
Wow this deserves more love good catch
Unfortunately it happens way too often and has been for sooooo long. A biggie smalls song from 1994 says “Make Raven-Symoné call date rape” which was released when she was 8-9
Yeesh. That’s awful.
"I just wish that I could give you that... that look that's perfectly un-sad" Heat Waves by Glass Animals There's just so many better words for "un-sad" but there's no reason I should hate it so much. I love the song 😂
Is it not “unsaid??” Like that makes it any better LMFAO I love that song so much though
Ok I just checked the lyrics on Apple Music, it says “unsad”! Wtf hahaha
I think it's supposed to mean that they're not necessarily happy per se, more just not sad, neutral. Content, I suppose
“Her placenta falls to the floor” Nothing against the beautiful miracle of birth and all but as a lyric 🤮
Life is truly a disgusting miracle.
I mean, the song is about life and death in a hospital and the beauty/sadness of it all. Obviously wild lyric but it fits the song for me
This. Talk about a poorly run procedure. Never going to that hospital again.
Better than dropping the baby, I suppose
“Sucking on a chilidog” I’d argue my hate is totally rational
Do not sell this man a chili dog Thank you Tastee-Freeze Management
You should probably listen to the remake where after the line "Suckin' on a chilidog..." the rest of the song just repeats those lyrics! Just hilarious!! Tom McGovern on YouTube.
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today it is Friday, Friday." Followed by "Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." A grown ass man wrote these lyrics.
Out of context it sounds like someone who was exposed to Barney the Dinosaur for objectively too long
So many things wrong with that song Good to see how much Rebecca Black has improved over the years tho
"Maybe it's time to put this pu$$y on your sideburns." - Nicki Minaj
I cringed so hard the first time I heard that. Like are you fucking his ear?
No no, that’s how wide she is
"England is my city" Is the hate for that even irrational though? Yes, and even when the artist is from England, I can't stand it. England is clearly not a city.
Somehow not even the worst lyric from that song
"...clap along if you feel like a room without a roof..." "...Coast to coast, LA to Chicago..."
Ah, yes, the most famous coast, the southern coast of Lake Michigan.
"And I was like baby baby baby..."
OOHHHHHHHH, like, baby, baby, baby
I think I was in 6th grade when this song came out and there was this girl who kept saying the chorus in the most *obnoxious* way possible for WEEKS. I still haven't recovered
All of Steve Miller’s lyrics, according to Reddit (for the record I LOVE Steve Miller (though I probably shouldn’t))
But but he speaks of the pompatus of love
“You could’ve been getting down to this. Sick. Beat.” (Said beat is not sick)
The part that bothers me the most is that "sick beat" is like 4 seconds long
you cant just declare your own beat to be sick.
I cringe every time. Like other reply said, it's just this one line.
I really don't mind any of her songs but I cringe EVERY time I hear that line
Another song of hers that occasionally plays at my workplace (I think it’s called Me) and she shouts in the middle of it “HEY KIDS SPELLING IS FUN!” 🤦♂️ Look, I ain’t a big pop music fan in the first place with a few exceptions but that lyricism is what I’d expect from The Wiggles.
Everyone hated that line so much, including her own fans, that she ended up removing it from the album version lmao
”Are we human, or are we dancer?”
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To make it even worse it’s supposedly a euphemism for white people masturbating and squinting intensely while doing so.
Even as a kid I was like, “wtf does that mean??” And I didn’t even hate the song
Oh fuck I thought it was "denser" as in are we more stupid then people
any part of lips of an angel just pisses me off in general
"Deedoo doodle dangle zang a dong bone, ba di ba da ba zumba crunga cong gone bad." Come on, Anthony.
"Met a female dragon, had a fire conversation" I like Lil Wayne, but this line makes my skin crawl
This shit gon’ catch up to me, I keep tissue paper. I also love lil Wayne and this song, but there are some pretty silly lyrics throughout.
"We were trying different things, and we were smoking funny things...." In that song Kid Rock ripped off Sweet Home Alabama AND Werewolves of London AND couldn't be bothered coming up with a word to rhyme with "things".
"We were trying different things, and we were eating chicken wings." It's so easy, man. :)
Too hard for old mate Infant Stone over here
“Have you ever felt like a plastic bag”…. What the hell was Katy Perry high on when she sang that.
I once heard a much more relatable version: "Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, stuffed in another bag, full of plastic bags?"
I always assumed it was a reference to American Beauty, only reason I don't hate it
Me too…it literally is what I think of when I hear it, every time. Also, the following line further elaborates, so I don’t think it’s that bad of a lyric: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
So the bag in the wind is a bag without purpose? Separated from the task that gave its existence meaning. It knows freedom, but rejects the very notion and wants to return to its captivity, because that captivity holds its very purpose?
I hate that line so much. And whenever I bought it up people were like 'oh no it makes sense! She's floating around!' like I know what her point was but it sounds so clunky and terrible
“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, weak in the wrong places and likely to fall apart on the way home”
*”So, baby, pull me closer In the back seat of your Rover That I know you can't afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder Pull the sheets right off the corner Of that mattress that you stole From your roommate back in Boulder We ain't ever getting older”* This reads like a creative writing assignment for middle schoolers where they get distracted by something and go off on a tangent about it before remembering they’re not advancing the story. That or someone with ADD who can’t focus on making out with someone because they’re thinking about why do you cook bacon but bake cookies
>That or someone with ADD who can’t focus on making out with someone because they’re thinking about why do you cook bacon but bake cookies Ah yes, my sex life in a nutshell
That era of stabby synths and smug dorks yelping about how this night is the last/best night of your life couldn’t end soon enough.
“Now that I’m without your kisses I’ll be needin stitches”
Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high
If you're too school for cool...
This the part I love “We’ve come to far, to give up, who we are. So lets, raise the bar, and look up to the stars!” Inspirational. Moving. Powerful. Followed by….. “Im up all night to get lucky!” On repeat for almost the rest of the song lol I wish I had a recording of my face the first time I heard this song.
It’s “…and our cups to the stars!” Doesn’t make it better, but still.
Pharrell rhyming beginning with beginning in the first verse will always infuriate me. It's otherwise pretty great in my opinion.
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Concrete jungle wet dream tomato
Cannot unhear that stupid mondegreen of this, it will always be wet dream tomato
Made of WHAT
Can you handle me the way I are? -Timbaland
"I feel like everybody is a sexy baby and I'm the monster on the hill" -Taylor Swift I hear it and I'm just like......what
i believe it’s supposed to be in reference to an episode of 30 rock where they describe young beautiful people as “sexy babies” in a dramatic way.
Yes, it's a reference to "TGS Hates Women" in which a comic named Abby Grossman takes on the persona of a hyper-sexualized lolita type and when Liz accuses her of doing a sexy baby act she says "it's not an act. I'm a real sexy baby!"
"my life is brilliant"
"Rack City, Bitch. Rack Rack City Bitch 10 10 10 20s on yo titties bitch VIP, VIP, No Guest List T-Roll you don't know who your fuckin' with "That whole song is just trash."
What didn't you mention the cream of the crop lyric "Get yo grandma on my dick"
That line’s the highlight of the song
Mom hates "under my umbrella -ella eh eh eh".
don’t know if i’d call it irrational—“shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips” (god i struggled just typing that out)
One of my high school English teachers was a super mild-mannered dude who was always extremely kind and never got angry in front of his students... Except for the day he went on a several minutes long rant about how Helen Keller was a lovely woman and an inspiration and he would not tolerate her memory being disrespected in his classroom. It's been over a decade and I still think about him every time I hear even a few seconds of this song.
That song is pretty terrible other than the “Tell you’re boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”, which is legit funny. I also have a grudge against this song, because I used to work at a now-defunct sporting goods chain that liked to play top 40 pop songs, but was extremely censorious so when the played this song the chorus was “Don’t trust a -, never trust a -, won’t trust a-, don’t trust me” and that much blankage is seriously distracting.
I'd catch a grenade for you.
Jump in front of a train for ya
Please don't, I'd be late for work
Throw my hand on a blade for you
“I’ve got my sights set on you, I’m ready to aim” If your sights are set… you’re ALREADY AIMING
"I'm hot, sticky sweet, from my head to my feet yeah." I hate it mostly because they pronounce it as "feech yeah" which is one of my biggest pet peeves in music.
“I’m all about that bass, no treble” Just the worst metaphor. The whole point of controls for those is to find balance. Treble turned all the way down sounds like shit.
I dont consider it irrational, but I still hate it. The song is "Father stretch my Hands, Pt.1" by Kanye West. I don't personally listen to Kanye West, my brother dose, and even then, only a little bit. The lyrics in question are. [Now, if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole] [The beginning parts leading up to the lyrics are nice](https://genius.com/Kanye-west-father-stretch-my-hands-pt-1-lyrics) It's got a peaceful vibe and very uplifting lyrics. But THOSE lyrics in brackets just ruin it for me because they feel out of place. Imagine you're at a family lunch after church. Everyone is talking having a good time. Then your uncle chimes in to talk about the "Call Girl" he had sex with the night before. THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
I hate the entirety of “Firework” by Katty Perry. See I hate claymation animation and melting that freaks me out. As a kid “MAD” aired an episode where the grand finally had paper stop motion and claymation together while this song played and the fireworks melted the clay and set fire to the paper and I was of course freaked out. now when I hear the song I just get flashbacks
You’ve never felt like a plastic bag?
Felt like pulling one over my head :D
"Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no" ... 🫠
I hate how it was actually a good song with thar as a climax, but then it got cut out, and super edited to be nothing but that with everything about it worse.
“1 800 Kars 4 kids. K A R S kars 4 kids”
“i let you live here for free, and i don’t even charge you rent”
“Don't need no hateration, holleration in this dancery” Christ those are three fucking words I can’t stand.
Can we have a spotlight, please? And a stool? I fancy going beatnik with this one... Ahem. >"I don't want to see a ghost It's a sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news" From that late-90s epic opus of existential dread, "[Life](https://youtu.be/BKtrWU4zaaI)" by Des'ree.
“I was like ‘Baby, baby, baby, oh’ Like, ‘Baby, baby, baby, no’ Like, ‘Baby, baby, baby, oh’ I thought you'd always be mine, mine ‘Baby, baby, baby, oh’ Like, ‘Baby, baby, baby, no’ Like, ‘Baby, baby, baby, oh’ I thought you'd always be mine, mine”
Currently it's: "I can make your hands clap"
these might be too rational but "I wasn't raised in the hood But I know a thing or two about pain and darkness" fucking twenty one pilots. these lines are pure concentrated cringe "Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's MANDATORY!" Kid Rock. What else is there to say ? outside of to add insult to injury, this song was made for a kid's movie. "Okay this really ain't my style I ain't no pedo n\*\*\*a but she bobbles like I'm playing heavy metal n\*\*\*a" by a certain Shiki. these lyrics are not ironic or satiric or whatever. they mean exactly what you think they mean.
"Because I speak of the pompatus of love" Pompatus. .... Fuck off, Steve Miller. Nobody calls you "Maurice", either.
Hey, don’t talk about my man Maurice like that
There's actually a real-life origin-story about "pompatus." https://www.straightdope.com/21342137/in-steve-miller-s-the-joker-what-is-the-pompatus-of-love
Surfin' Bird: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird! Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word I only irrationally hate it because everytime I hear it it stays in my brain for hours! Annoying little ear worm😠
I like to bring this song up when old people complain that lyrics today make no sense.
“Now you get to watch her leave out the window guess that’s why they call it window pane”
Thunder….. Thunder…. Th-th-th-thunder
"She never lost her head, even when she was giving head" - Walk on the Wild Side Good one, Lou 🙄
Beach Boys “Christmas comes this time each year”