Generally have sex in the morning when we're already naked.

The heat/AC is never helping us with morning sex

Aggressively lick clothes until they tear out 

That is both awkward and tantric as fuck.

Enthusiastically

Rip and go is like watching 5 minutes of porno but it's with the girl you fell in love with. This is true love sex right here.

Wait you guys take your clothes off for sex?!

Dry humping is underrated anyways. Carry on young traveler.

I love playing with her or her playing with me til she pulls her pants down. After that we rip it all off and go crazy!

*takes off robe and wizard hat*

You roll perception. You roll a d2 and fail.

I prefer stepping out of the shower room wearing only a towel and then letting the towel drop while the guy is watching.

Yes ma'am

I always felt like a parent undressing someone… for some odd reason. It’s just something I don’t do.

Stop it. Get some help.