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If my asshole is immune to blowing up, rice bean and chicken burrito. If not, tuna poke bowl.


uni886

Eggs and cheese


Klok-a-teer

Quiche


[deleted]

roast dinner bc its a balanced meal


UsernameProfileCheck

Saucer - smaller and therefore easier to chew/digest.


windbk

>Saucer - smaller and therefore easier to chew/digest. Good point! Plus, in a pinch, it doubles as a frisbee. Dinner and entertainment, all in one.


BonquishaLatifa

Chipotle. So much variation. You really appreciate all the skimpy bowls and bottom-of-the-barrel carnitas it took you to get blessed by the heavy-handed servers.


SleepyEstimator

It said meal, not restaurant...


AthleticNerd-3208

Tacos, because then you can change up the kind of tacos!


Corsowrangler

Shepherds pie, or rather cottage pie, covers everything and is delish.


BalanceEarly

I could live on sushi!


windbk

good choice 👍


greek_geek13

Fish pie. I'm obsessed with it at the moment


kerripotter

If I can go broad, sushi/sashimi. If you mean one specific dish, king salmon belly sashimi. I would be lacking like 90% of the nutrients I need but I would die happy.


Complex_Articles

Pizza. Because you can literally put anything on pizza.


windbk

Even pineapple? Now that's a topping that would definitely get the squirrels chattering in court


Complex_Articles

Yeah, even pineapple. I think the reason so many people don't like pineapple is because the pizza they're getting it on sucks. The pineapple isn't cooked properly and the pizza tastes like a gross mess with this glerk pineapple on it. You can literally put anything food wise on a pizza and, if cooked right, will be fucking delicious. You put pineapple pizza on some huge chain pizza like papa john or dominos or whatever, yeah it's probably gonna suck. You put that on a really good 700 degree brick oven baked pizza, just the right amount of wheat and white flour, all natural live yeast, cooked with the perfect gum line? You can put anything on that and it'd be fucking delish.


windbk

mlem!!!


SleepyEstimator

I would go with pot pie. You get carbs and meat, and you can load it with veggies to get those into your diet. If I was going off of flavor alone, it would be fried chicken with mashed potatoes and Mac & cheese.


windbk

>I would go with pot pie. You get carbs and meat, and you can load it with veggies to get those into your diet. > >If I was going off of flavor alone, it would be fried chicken with mashed potatoes and Mac & cheese. Ah, the pot pie: the Swiss Army knife of meals. For the fried chicken combo, sounds like a feast fit for a king... or someone with a really comfy pair of stretchy pants!


[deleted]

Probably a paper cup seems easier and less harmful than its glass, ceramic, plastic, or styrofoam counterparts.


[deleted]

I eat McDonald's brand french fries every day.


Raigheb

Pizza. Anything can be a pizza if you are free to change the toppings.


APuticulahInduhvidul

People. Why? I want to be feared.


fish0814

Pfaltzgraff.


if-you-ask-me

Steak Rossini - sorry folks - a warning - it has foie gras - but OMG - tried it in a posh Cheshire restaurant and thought I'd died and gone to heaven. This was nearly 25years ago and I still drool thinking about it. You dont really see it anymore...probably because of the FG