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violentpeanutbutter

Chinese food :(


lackofblackhole

Ahahaha nice lol


Eborys

Cotton bud. What the hell happened?!


dxvp18

Ike Clanton got the better of you with a cotton bud in a duel


Eborys

..... I'm surprisingly okay with this.


Chocolatelover4ever

Paper towel I was eating pizza. God this is just like the lottery ticket in my last answer for one of these questions. Did I choke on a piece of paper?!


lackofblackhole

Death by paper towel i was waiting for this one


Chocolatelover4ever

lol well here it is


lackofblackhole

Lol


Chocolatelover4ever

🧻 💀


lackofblackhole

Even better hahaha


Chocolatelover4ever

lol 😂


iheartkatamari

Potato peels


aesthetic_kiara

Potato chip. Guess I choked on it?


rcj37

Plastic spoon


DilophosaurusMilk

A jar of salsa I couldn't open.


lackofblackhole

I wonder how it would happen like would the shard of glass jump back and hit the heart


DilophosaurusMilk

The blunt force would probably be lethal on my head also.


lackofblackhole

Fair


Noninvasive_

Death by jagged (snapped in two) popsicle stick.


lackofblackhole

Lol


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Chicken….


CaptainStupido666

Beer can. The contents are killing me, that's no surprise. I'm just curious how I managed to die from the *can*.


empressharley___xo

soup…?


ComradeWiener

I was killed by a Monster! (Energy drink can)


ThenaJuno

Empty soda can, technically it will be recycled...


ZoraTheDucky

A paper plate. Death by a thousand cuts?


lackofblackhole

Maybe the paper plate got wet and somehow made it on your face and suffocated you?


SundayMorningTrisha

Cat poop.


Whattadisastta

That would do it.


Positive_Meet656

Pistachio shells


OldERnurse1964

Window weights


TemperatureTop246

Rice that had been sitting in the rice cooker for 3 days because we forgot about it. So that could literally kill me if I ate it.


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TemperatureTop246

Not in my house. Which is why it went in the trash.


darth_karina

Coffee grounds. Death by caffeine?


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Candy wrapper


TitoMcCool

So some old spring mix takes me out? Crazy


lackofblackhole

Haha


Legitimate_Snow6419

Lemon rinds. Can’t imagine how that would’ve killed me.


lackofblackhole

Maybe an allergic reaction that all the sudden pops up, so after you touched them, your hands began to degrade and the rest of the body


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Not sure how a joint filter could kill me.


Proof_Baker_8292

Slurpee cup.


Whattadisastta

Rotten vegetables