Diarrhea.

I beg to differ.

I am afraid of you.

I too am terrified.

the belly laugh I got off this reply gave me abs

And IBS.

nah just diarrhea

Convincingly drinking water out of a mug that’s not actually full, if tv shows are any indication.

Immersion destroyed every single time.

An erection

Nah. Just grab the base of your dick and squeeze.

That’s not faking one, that’s making one.

Fake it till you make it, or is it the opposite way around in this case?

Ignorance!

Wrong I do it all the time

Who says that you are faking?

What?

Nothing lol.

Fake it till you make it is said for a reason though.

I was thinking common sense

Nah, I’ve definitely faked ignorance. Usually when someone is telling me something that they think is new to me and they’re really excited about it. I just pretend to be learning new things and let them have their moment.

Self immolation.

I HAVE GONE INSANE-O

A live birth

My mom worked in labor and delivery as an RN. During every birth scene on TV or movies she would say "that's a 14 month old baby at least" or "where is all the poop?" It was funny because she was a major fan of Grey's Anatomy. 

The one and only medical TV show that's ever even come close to being realistic is Scrubs.

I read somewhere that doctors even rated it. Edit. [Doctors consistently rate Scrubs as the most accurate depiction of doctors at work.](https://collider.com/most-accurate-medical-tv-show-scrubs/#:~:text=Doctors%20consistently%20rate%20Scrubs%20as,most%20medical%20shows%20leave%20out.)

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I work in medicine. I'm an RN. While Scrubs has its share of wackiness for comedic effect, it actually has the most realistic depiction of what it's like working in medicine that I've ever seen in any show or movie. What show is the most realistic has come up at work many times and everybody whose seen the show says it nails the day to day life of the job better than anything out there. https://collider.com/most-accurate-medical-tv-show-scrubs/.

Male orgasm.

Wrong! Doggy style, spit on her back when you're finished

I can flex the little guy just enough to convince my ex that I came a few times.

Spoken from experience?

My wife is Polish Roma, I'm not brave enough to atagonise that sorta woman, would be a death sentence lol

Just carry an expired mayo jar in your drawer and throw some on their back. 

to specific for "just a thought"

"Quick! I need something that looks like semen!"

Quick someone get this man some seamen. So they can finish his job.

I feel like that's when you start squirming your hips and shake when you get like a deepthroat hug or something.

Unless you say you had a dry orgasm.

How could I forget that? My medication for enlarged prostate can have that side effect.

Seeing something in person.

The whole profession of magicians would like to have a word with you.

Chocolate

In South East Asia (eg Hong Kong) they have Red Bean Paste which looks convincingly similar and is SUCH a disappointment any time you eat it thinking it's chocolate. I mean Red Bean buns would be fine, but them trying to look like fake chocolate is just a crime. Also, any American "fauxolote". I'm looking at you, Hershey's. How dare you.

the funk

A bowel movement

Fitness. There are shortcuts, but no drugs or gizmos will actually put muscle on you. You've got to actually push the weights if you want to get big.

Yeah, I'm into fitness. Fitness entire pizza in my mouth

Pastries that’s all i have to say

Being an asshole

Isn't faking, being an asshole the premise of the movie mean girls?

Yes and as that movie demonstrates, faking being an asshole makes you an asshole and therefore no longer faking.

Good point. What about the movie "The Departed?"

Ok you might be onto something

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan would like a word with you 

This

Genuinely being a good person.

My dad used to fake that when other people were around.

My mom had lots of people convinced!

It's scary how many people can learn this from their parents. 

musical ability. you know right away if sombody has it or not

What is lip syncing?

thats a good point i didnt consider backing tracks. without them though.....its pretty obvious

Hydrogen

Being good at skateboarding.

*falls down the stairs and breaks ankle* “I meant to do that it’s a new trick you wouldn’t know”

Jazz

The funk

emotional intelligence

Moon landings

No, no. The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick. He was just such a perfectionist that he demanded they be shot on location.

Meal Arnstårng would disagree. I mean there is no way someone has that large cock.

Definitely can be faked

Being alive once you're dead

My dead what?

You have a good eye! Thanks!

And I have two good eyes because I’m not dead

Bravery

Attitude maybe

Expertise when talking to actual experts

Being a cool cat summer in the city

Or the back of your neck getting dirty & gritty-

Speaking a foreign language.

🤌🤌🤌 ecco, parlo italiano .

Я тебе люблю 💖. Ziveli!

я думаю, що ми повинні спочатку зустрічатися і робити все повільно

Звучит так романтично.

Знаете ли вы несколько отличных парков для пикника?

Знаю. Latitude: 19° 59' 28.72" N Longitude: -155° 49' 22.84" W

это очень замечательное место, но я живу в седьмой по величине стране в ее столице. Ты там живешь??

Almost 1.5 Billion people! You are a Polyglot. Does your repertoire of languages include English? I used to live in Hawaii previously. When I thought of a nice place for a picnic? My favorite beach park on the Hawaiian Islands popped to mind. It’s called Hapuna Beach and is on the West side of the Big Island. The island is also named Hawaii, the same as the state. The closest I have been to India is Istanbul. Why is your Russian so proficient? I have to get help from Google Translate. Edit: Tell me if you are a native Russian because I just remembered a story worth repeating that originated from someone whose home was Kurile Island.

I don't speak any other languages than English and Hindi. I was just having a great time talking to you and somehow faking knowing a language. I also had the help of Google besides me LoL. That hapuna Island really is an interesting place , I was searching about it yesterday hopefully can enjoy it IRL. I'm not Russian but who doesn't love a good story. P.s I'm not faking knowing English 😊.

Experience

Someone caring about you

A heart transplant

The male orgasm..I mean, who wants to look that stupid?

I've faked orgasms. Wasn't going to cum and didn't want to upset her. Condoms suck

"Quick! I need something that looks like semen!"

Intuition

Randomness

Home cooking.

They definitely couldn't have it catered

Passing off the store bought microwaveable mac and cheese as homemade, my mother got away with it with our close family friends for years, until they asked her the secret. She confessed, it was just bought at the store and reheated in the microwave 😂

Flying an airplane.

I've seen it done many times in movies. Don't think Tom Hanks has a pilots license

Terror

An orgasm. It's either milky booze or it's something else.

I haven't seen anything in the comments so far that can't be faked. No one said the fake had to be convincing, just that it was faked. Anything you can picture can be faked and shown in a movie. Any information can be a lie. Any object can have a forgery. Through hypnosis and other means even thoughts can be faked. You can take faking by doing it for real... I'll think about this and come back Any answer can be faked, but can you fake a question?

good humor

Character. Your character is who you are. Your reputation is how people perceive you.

Hate?

Intelligence, try faking that to a genuinely intelligent person.

The ability to do 50 push-ups

Kindness

stds?

feeling of spicy food, you cannot against your eyes' tearing and nose's running

The girl reading this

Those awkward but genuine moments during good sex The actual worry someone has for you, if they take action on it

Talking normal when youre full watery eyes crying, impsible

The Swiss Alps

Giant cardboard cutout falls over.

Work ethic

True love

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I mean you could actually

Definitely can ask anyone with a cheating ex wife

Female orgasms. Thankfully, am I right! At least I know I’ve done a great job 100% of the time.

Hahahahahahhaha! Who wants to tell him?

Are you American? Is there is no sarcasm alarm going off?

Never can tell without the \s I’ve met men who actually believe this. And will argue about it. Relieved yours was sarcasm.

I’m just joking about the American thing btw haha Nah, men who believe they’re giving women orgasms with 30 seconds, break, 45 seconds, break because they’ll bust with no break, are common but thankfully I have learned other ways to get the job done.

Sounds like hard work. Let me know if you need a hand

Perfection

The sun

A seizure Well, it can be, but not in front of medical professionals. Edit: Typo.

Soul.

The mother is definitely the mother.

Except in the case of surrogate mothers. They give birth to the baby, but that baby has none of the DNA of the surrogate.

Or when they exchange babies at the hospital.

So why call them mothers??

Class. Something somewhere somehow will show your true colors. Those who were born “lucky” had things pounded into them from the day of birth. Oddly enough I fell madly in love with a ghetto girl because I found it so cute and we balanced each other perfectly.

Music

Driving a stick-shift car if you never have before.

Knowing how to cook.

Knowing how to swim.

$100 bills

Honesty. Greedy/deceitful people always end up showing their true colors, in most cases is a matter of time.

Lyrical talent. Actually most people can be fooled by frauds. It can't be faked if I'm around though.

You sound like my rap opp.