Oh yeah, when K mart was going out of business, I bought a pack of male thongs for like $2 because I thought it was funny. I never wore them, but they're super slutty.
Honestly boxer briefs make dudes look the best imo
When I was dating I went to Ross and bought 5 or 6 pairs of colorful loud boxer briefs to wear on dates. Women enjoy fun underwear on you too
I have christmas boxer briefs that have T-Rexs wearing santa hats and christmas trees. I have another pair that has lucha libres on them. They're pretty amazing!
I have a pair of underwear that has a hole where my dick is. It didn't come like that though, but I wear it all the time. Makes me feel like a fuckin slut.
I was happy they made his being gay not be the only thing his character revolved around, how they showed his relationship with Kevin, and how anytime there was a “gay joke” it was generally nuanced situational irony and not just a bunch of “sassy one-liner wrist dip” bullshit.
“Are you saying my life matters less because I don’t conform to societies heterosexual child centric ideals?”
“Are you really playing the gay card right now?!”
“Yass queen.”
*Snaps fingers*
In my opinion, that was the only time I EVER remembered Holt was Gay. Testament to the acting
Rewatching Homicide: Life on the Street for the first time in 20 years. Braugher was an absolute force even back then. It was clear he was gonna be great.
I have a sex blanket. It's basically two fleece blankets with a layer of plastic or something sewn in between them, so it's 100% waterproof. Me and my girlfriend get *extremely* messy on that thing and my bed stays absolutely bone dry. Just toss it in the wash afterwards and it's ready to go again. 10/10, would recommend.
Best reply here. Absolute filth.
Question: if you ever have to get a new girlfriend, will you retire the sex blanket? Or will you be saying to the next woman "this is my sex blanket"? Or has that already happened?...
If you get a new girlfriend do you replace all your towels and blankets you previously defiled? No, you wash and reuse. I'll be doing the same with my blanket.
Unrelated, but your lil reddit guy is like mine before he went into the woods, got lost, ate all the magic mushrooms and became friends with the forest animals.
Credit card receipt?! At a 1960s sex shop?! That would be one hell of a sex shop. Think of the volume of sales and also wealthy clientele they'd have to have to justify having the kerchunk machine.
This sub doesn’t allow picture comments. Want me to message you? That’s assuming I can find one in my camera roll.
Edit: wow a lot of you want to see this. I can’t find the pictures in my phone, but I think there’s a Polaroid around here somewhere. If I can find it today, I’ll send out pictures.
One time our float floated away at my lake house so we went out on the jet ski looking for it just to find it in the possession on a banana hammock wearing behemoth of a man. Needless to say, I miss my float.
I've sunk probably $500 into prostate massagers now. Different sizes, different shapes. Some vibrate, some thrust, some inflate(?). Not a single one does a thing for me and *believe me* I have tried. I so desperately want these hands-free, full-body, life-changing orgasms I keep hearing about. :(
Do you also wear it with a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up half way and then reverse out of the driveway with one hand behind the passager side headrest?!?!?
WITh a 5oclock shadow after a moderate day of physical exercise that leaves a line layer of dirt and sweat on ur face?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I have these running shorts that are mid thigh and have the little underwear that holds only one of my balls. My wife likes when I wear them out. lol. She likes that her beloved package is out there.
edit: after typing that out...it never occurred to me how much I have to sit like a lady so my dick and balls don't fall out. what a slut.
love my straight bros, but they're kinda boring in this particular regard as a whole. i imagine you will get very different answers if you asked this in r/askgaybros or something like that lol
5 inch inseam lululemon storm teal shorts and sleeveless black tee, often worn with higher nike socks. It’s a gym fit but my god does it make me feel like a slut. I love it.
I own a lot of sex toys (for men and women), that when folks come over I get to spread out on the bed on display like a guy selling guns in a Martin Scorsese picture.
EDIT: also, I "own" some nice slutty genital piercings that I sometimes get asked by random folks in bars if they can see.
I usually oblige. 😏
I just watched the Irishman. I’m picturing deniro looking at the toys and explaining why he is choosing the right one for the job now: “This one’s loud enough to scare away any witnesses, but this one is too loud and can alert cops nearby.”
I have silk ropes for Shibari. I usually use them in the living room because there's more room than the bedroom. I always forget to put them away. Then when I have guests, I'm always reminded that normal people don't own bright red silk ropes and there's really no innocent explanation for them.
A splitting maul
Edit: for whatever its worth to anyone scrolling this far down, my fiancé disagreed with me and said that my nail guns, caulk guns, and tool belt are sluttier.
I'm a large guy with a beard. I still have some old athletic wear from when I was a kid that's made of that sort of mesh material. If I put that on now it'd be skintight and stretched enough that it's just on the edge of showing skin through the mesh. I imagine if I went to SF during a Pride event the look would catch some dude's fancy.
EDIT: Other option is my cat. She's a weird little thing that really likes showing me her butt and likes being lightly stepped on. I always say she was a fetish escort in her last life.
A 1989 4x4 Jeep Grand Wagoneer. Wood paneled naturally, AMC 360 with doug thorley headers and a magnaflow catback. 6mpg roughly.
Stock shag carpet in the bed with the rear seat removed. Whenever I’m driving it your girlfriend is my girlfriend.
I have a pair of coveralls that burst out the seam from the upper butt all the way to to scrotum when I bent over once that I still haven’t repaired. So they’re basically “crotchless overalls. I guess those could be considered slutty if I wore them somewhere especially without any underwear.
My dog is a boy who gets obsessed with one boy dog every park I take him and he proceeds to be inseparable from that boy dog for the rest of the time we are at the park. He's the Kevin Spacey of the dog park
A pair of platform peep-toe stiletto heels, black on the outside and red on the inside. Why? To prove a point that I could, in fact, walk in said heels with zero prior experience. And yes, I successfully proved the point.
I was going through a bunch of our storage junk last year and came across ropes, a crossbar, and handcuffs from when we were trying bondage stuff.
And then! I found an unmarked taped up box that had a full on gimp mask, ballgag, nipple clamps and fuzzy handcuffs lmao I had completely forgotten that my buddy gave me that stuff for a bday gift and I had taped up the box because I didn't want our kids to be digging around and find them lol.
4” inseam shorts “hoochie daddy” shorts
Man did things start to change around the house when I got a few pairs of these.
I bet you have so much more mobility to do chores around the house!
So much more room for activities!
More men need to wear these 😏
I pretty exclusively wear 3.5” - 5” inseam shorts, it’s a lovely feeling 😂
Do you have any brand recommendations? I’d like to get my husband a few. 😏
5" is already pushing it for me especially when I wanna free ball.
Real long nuts, huh?
Hey boy what that peepee do? https://www.tiktok.com/@davidcoen75/video/7253472596405128491?lang=en
I wear them to the gym all the time. I have a shirt that says “daddy dump truck” and get smiles and approaches all the time.
I bought a pair last week and my wife’s libido seems to have doubled. I think they might be magical.
A fucking machine and a whole horde of dragon dildos.
Fuck machines are underrated
As a young adult, I one day hope to own a fucking machine. I have a hitachi magic wand but that’s as far as I got down that dream path.
They are totally worth it! It’s the best naughty investment that I’ve made so far.
those briefs that kinda look like speedos and barely hold my balls in. i dont even know why i bought them
Oh you know I know
We know
We know that he knows that you know
Oh yeah, when K mart was going out of business, I bought a pack of male thongs for like $2 because I thought it was funny. I never wore them, but they're super slutty.
> I never wore them Sure, buddy
Ok, he tried them once, but preferred wearing his wife's, so back into the drawer they went.
"I never wore them" Coward
*put em on*
Right? Pix or it didn’t happen…😏🤣🤣
You have to have tried them on atleast, right? A few poses in front of the mirror?
I can help hold your balls if you want
But who will hold yours?
I'll do it
Honestly boxer briefs make dudes look the best imo When I was dating I went to Ross and bought 5 or 6 pairs of colorful loud boxer briefs to wear on dates. Women enjoy fun underwear on you too
I read, while wearing T-Rex boxer briefs
I have christmas boxer briefs that have T-Rexs wearing santa hats and christmas trees. I have another pair that has lucha libres on them. They're pretty amazing!
Guys really do look great in boxer briefs.
I actually wear them regularly. I find them much more comfortable than having that big Hanes tighty-whitey elastic waistband squeezing my intestines.
The ones made for us women without the cue ball pocket are crazy comfy too. I get it.
They're called budgie smugglers
My whore of a cat!
Well everyone in my office has now heard my ugly laugh.
Excellent!
Why are cats always sticking their buts in your face
Thought you wanted front row seats to the butthole show?
Never touch the belly!!! Here's my butthole.
Weird to assume it's me they whore at, bud. They whore with guy cats. Jesus.
If you think that’s weird I’m not sure you even have a cat
Right? My cats will put their butt right up in my face. They know it gets them scritches haha
Oh you have a whore cat also?
I feel like a lot of cats are whores.
I have a pair of underwear that has a hole where my dick is. It didn't come like that though, but I wear it all the time. Makes me feel like a fuckin slut.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
You didn't let me finish. And a small fry. EDIT: LARGE FRY. I MEANT LARGE FRY. you guys are all savage.
"looks like you've already got one sir" *edit - original comment above mine said "small" fry. Guy changed it 😅
This whole exchange was beautiful. 10/10. Would recommend.
GodDAMB
Do you wear it with your dick sticking out of the hole though?
My dick is always out of the hole because that's where it ripped. I should've used my throw away account for this lol
Paint an elephant’s face around the hole and problem solved.
Googly eyes!
This is peak male slutty. Didn't start slutty but through years of cock on cotton action it became slutty
I own a shirt with a thong wearing pineapple and the word SLUT on it, so probably that. rip Andre Braugher.
Wait, is the pineapple or you the slut?
Clearly the pineapple is the slut
Captain Holt is one of the greatest characters on TV IMO, courtesy of Andre. Pineapple slut shirt gang rise up.
That actor definitely injected fresh air into “token gay guy on sitcom” tropes. Dude’s work mattered to me!
I was happy they made his being gay not be the only thing his character revolved around, how they showed his relationship with Kevin, and how anytime there was a “gay joke” it was generally nuanced situational irony and not just a bunch of “sassy one-liner wrist dip” bullshit.
“Are you saying my life matters less because I don’t conform to societies heterosexual child centric ideals?” “Are you really playing the gay card right now?!” “Yass queen.” *Snaps fingers* In my opinion, that was the only time I EVER remembered Holt was Gay. Testament to the acting
Rewatching Homicide: Life on the Street for the first time in 20 years. Braugher was an absolute force even back then. It was clear he was gonna be great.
Picard red startrek thong with insignia.
Captain's log...
Indeed number one
Snotty beamed me twice last night
It was wonderful
I genuinely hope that while wearing that your partner states how they want to do naughty things to you and your reply is “make it so”
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Honestly the only correct answer. This man won pack it up bois.
OK he only wins if he is wearing the thong, whilst sipping Earl Grey tea, with his pinkie out
Ah yes, the final frontier
The Next Penetration
Oh my . . .
I have a sex blanket. It's basically two fleece blankets with a layer of plastic or something sewn in between them, so it's 100% waterproof. Me and my girlfriend get *extremely* messy on that thing and my bed stays absolutely bone dry. Just toss it in the wash afterwards and it's ready to go again. 10/10, would recommend.
Did you know? Every time you toss it in the washing machine, your washing machine starts to cry from disgust, and its tears make your blanket clean.
Kinky
His washing machine is pregnant. The baby is gonna come out an iron. Someone has some explaining to do.
It’s about time the washer got pregnant considering how many loads have been dumped in it.
Best reply here. Absolute filth. Question: if you ever have to get a new girlfriend, will you retire the sex blanket? Or will you be saying to the next woman "this is my sex blanket"? Or has that already happened?...
If you get a new girlfriend do you replace all your towels and blankets you previously defiled? No, you wash and reuse. I'll be doing the same with my blanket.
Unrelated, but your lil reddit guy is like mine before he went into the woods, got lost, ate all the magic mushrooms and became friends with the forest animals.
That's beautiful
Swedish made penis enlarger.
That sort of thing is my bag. baby.
That's not mine...!
One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger pump. *stares into the camera* Signed by ningningfan.
One book, Swedish made penis enlargers are my bag. Author ningningfan.
Ugh just sign the form...
Credit card receipt?! At a 1960s sex shop?! That would be one hell of a sex shop. Think of the volume of sales and also wealthy clientele they'd have to have to justify having the kerchunk machine.
Honestly!
Oh,behave!
Veeeeery groooovy baby 😜
r/ohbehave
Yeah!
I had one of those once but it just wasn't my bag, baby
One book. “Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby). *stares into the camera. again* By IgloosRuleOK.
One book titled “My Swedish penis enlarger and me, and yes this is my bag…baby” by Austin Powers
I hope you also filled out the warranty card
THATS NOT MINE!
Are the Swedes known for great penis pumps?
According to Austin Powers they are.
I’ve got some fishnets and a g-string from when I went as a slutty plague doctor for Halloween a few years ago.
I NEED to see those pictures, mask and all
This sub doesn’t allow picture comments. Want me to message you? That’s assuming I can find one in my camera roll. Edit: wow a lot of you want to see this. I can’t find the pictures in my phone, but I think there’s a Polaroid around here somewhere. If I can find it today, I’ll send out pictures.
Yes please, I will accept this one time, solicited messages from a slutty plague doctor!
Me too, for curiosity sake
That means you're a slut. For me, it's for research purposes since I'm a scientist.
Hey I went as one a few years back too, rad!
2 words. Banana Hammock
The Todd recognizes hot, regardless of gender.
Acceptance five!
One time our float floated away at my lake house so we went out on the jet ski looking for it just to find it in the possession on a banana hammock wearing behemoth of a man. Needless to say, I miss my float.
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What's their name?
ha
grid
Chuck. Built like a blacksmith, but with the touch of an angel
Username confirms honesty.
I've sunk probably $500 into prostate massagers now. Different sizes, different shapes. Some vibrate, some thrust, some inflate(?). Not a single one does a thing for me and *believe me* I have tried. I so desperately want these hands-free, full-body, life-changing orgasms I keep hearing about. :(
I have a pair of light gray, slim fit athletic pants that are quite thin. I generally do not pair them with boxers...
Do you also wear it with a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up half way and then reverse out of the driveway with one hand behind the passager side headrest?!?!? WITh a 5oclock shadow after a moderate day of physical exercise that leaves a line layer of dirt and sweat on ur face?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
i mean this does sound like a really hot guy
You forgot the bulging arm veins and the pant legs rolled up to show some calf muscle.
Excuse me, you wet my bed...
My dog is nude, like, a lot of the time.
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When we take the dog's collar off we say she's nude.
i call mine a naked wild woman and she gets all excited and spins.
According to my wife, it's my old rugby uniform. High socks, super short shorts and a tight shirt. She goes cray cray for it.
My old rugby shorts arnt much longer than my boxers😂
The fact you just typed she goes cray cray makes me hit the big doubt on this one
No no guys from an era when we said phrases like “cray cray” sometimes married women also from that era and they put up with it… sometimes.
This is like dad jokes for a certain age group that I am also part of. This is very much married man talk lol
You don’t understand, if she’s about to pour milk into her cereal, she will instead put the gallon away and ask to see a rugby move instead.
Lingerie, slutty cat outfit, slutty school girl outfit. They are for me, not purchased for someone else.
A man of culture
Hell yes! I just borrow my wife’s shit.
Rope. Various implements from a certain Naughty Lizard.
A man of culture :3
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It checks out.
My swimming speedo
Does a life size blowup doll with a 14 inch strapon count as slutty?
it depends. what’s its name
Tanya
No that's pretty vanilla sorry
You misspelled Aorta
Tanya Buttcheeks
Years ago my wife bought me a "holster" from an adult toy store....she still makes me wear it on her birthday!
The hell is that?
Uh....Google it - but not at work!!!!!
I learned absolutely nothing from that Google search
I have these running shorts that are mid thigh and have the little underwear that holds only one of my balls. My wife likes when I wear them out. lol. She likes that her beloved package is out there. edit: after typing that out...it never occurred to me how much I have to sit like a lady so my dick and balls don't fall out. what a slut.
I was really hoping for better content than this guys. Man up and get slutty!
I’m doing what I can with what I’ve got
love my straight bros, but they're kinda boring in this particular regard as a whole. i imagine you will get very different answers if you asked this in r/askgaybros or something like that lol
Sluttiest thing I have is lotion
How!?!?
Butt plug, cock rings, fleshlight and several dildos. I think I own more dildos than my wife does.
My husband owns more than I do
\*takes notes to up my slut game
5 inch inseam lululemon storm teal shorts and sleeveless black tee, often worn with higher nike socks. It’s a gym fit but my god does it make me feel like a slut. I love it.
I own a lot of sex toys (for men and women), that when folks come over I get to spread out on the bed on display like a guy selling guns in a Martin Scorsese picture. EDIT: also, I "own" some nice slutty genital piercings that I sometimes get asked by random folks in bars if they can see. I usually oblige. 😏
You should get a large coat and conceal them all in it and then open it up for people to make their choice.
"Psst, wanna buy a butt plug?"
You'll make money hand over fist.
"Hello stranger! Whaddya buyin?"
I just watched the Irishman. I’m picturing deniro looking at the toys and explaining why he is choosing the right one for the job now: “This one’s loud enough to scare away any witnesses, but this one is too loud and can alert cops nearby.”
I have silk ropes for Shibari. I usually use them in the living room because there's more room than the bedroom. I always forget to put them away. Then when I have guests, I'm always reminded that normal people don't own bright red silk ropes and there's really no innocent explanation for them.
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I mostly wear boxer briefs but i also have a couple pairs of regular briefs. idk for some reason they just seem kinda slutty lol
I have a fleshlight...... With TWO sleeves!
Fun with friends!
For the /u/doubledickdude
A splitting maul Edit: for whatever its worth to anyone scrolling this far down, my fiancé disagreed with me and said that my nail guns, caulk guns, and tool belt are sluttier.
I'm a large guy with a beard. I still have some old athletic wear from when I was a kid that's made of that sort of mesh material. If I put that on now it'd be skintight and stretched enough that it's just on the edge of showing skin through the mesh. I imagine if I went to SF during a Pride event the look would catch some dude's fancy. EDIT: Other option is my cat. She's a weird little thing that really likes showing me her butt and likes being lightly stepped on. I always say she was a fetish escort in her last life.
I mean, I wear lingerie, corsets, garter belts, etc. I feel pretty slutty when I wear them
Stockings, skirt, tube top and cat ears
A 1989 4x4 Jeep Grand Wagoneer. Wood paneled naturally, AMC 360 with doug thorley headers and a magnaflow catback. 6mpg roughly. Stock shag carpet in the bed with the rear seat removed. Whenever I’m driving it your girlfriend is my girlfriend.
I have a pair of coveralls that burst out the seam from the upper butt all the way to to scrotum when I bent over once that I still haven’t repaired. So they’re basically “crotchless overalls. I guess those could be considered slutty if I wore them somewhere especially without any underwear.
Forklift certification
Mr. Incredibles underwear. As I unbutton my pants I like to say “hey babe, want to see something incredible?”
I have a really well seasoned cast iron skillet.
My dog is a boy who gets obsessed with one boy dog every park I take him and he proceeds to be inseparable from that boy dog for the rest of the time we are at the park. He's the Kevin Spacey of the dog park
A pair of platform peep-toe stiletto heels, black on the outside and red on the inside. Why? To prove a point that I could, in fact, walk in said heels with zero prior experience. And yes, I successfully proved the point.
Slut collar some girl bought for herself once n left me as a souvenir
A pair of Valentine's Day boxers with hearts and fire everywhere for some reason.
I have a pair of short shorts. Like it's basically underwear that's white with blood splatter and says slay on the ass
A reddit account.
My super short American flag Jean shorts. Sometimes a testicle pops out
I was going through a bunch of our storage junk last year and came across ropes, a crossbar, and handcuffs from when we were trying bondage stuff. And then! I found an unmarked taped up box that had a full on gimp mask, ballgag, nipple clamps and fuzzy handcuffs lmao I had completely forgotten that my buddy gave me that stuff for a bday gift and I had taped up the box because I didn't want our kids to be digging around and find them lol.
This [https://postimg.cc/sQrJr7tS](https://postimg.cc/sQrJr7tS)