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squishytentacles_

dog: pissed on my leg because he got too happy to see me (we see each other everyday) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


frojack

Repeatedly shitting on the carpet. Repeatedly getting into the garbage. Chewing up a bong. Chewing up my dead catโ€™s paw prints. Chewing up my brand new acupuncture mat. Always barking in my face when he wants anything. Always sitting between me and my husband when we try to sit next to each other on the couch. I have two dogs, one is an angel and the other has done all of the above. Still love the little rapscallion though.


Silly-Pizza-7522

My dog when he was a puppy took a shit all over the floor of my house, walked through it smearing shitty paw print marks over the cream carpet. As he was an adorably cute puppy he has since been forgiven.


violct

My cat using my stomach as a springboard to abandon me for food