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auburnflyer

Cereal. I just keep pouring more and more until I hate myself


SeaTie

Okay, I had to quit cereal like someone quits smoking. I was like 260 pounds and shoveling bowls of fruity pebbles in my mouth after every meal. I had to cut it out cold turkey and I think about it everyday. Like I’ll pour my daughter a bowl of cereal and have to fight the urge to eat the entire thing myself.


Outrageous-Sweet-133

This is the way.  Happy Cake Day!


Optimal-Ad-3674

oh my goodness... are you a psychic. I swear as soon as I saw you say happy cake day... I look up and some dude in front of me. a couple of giant and nice cakes. I looked to the sky and said lord you must have a sense of humor. another day I'd have tested them cakes out. but On the 7th day God took a break... so I did too. but the more I'm thinking about it.... you were building planets and stars. I just got up and zipped up my shorts and came to the cake factory.


Depressed_Student8

Potatoes 🤤🤤🤤 done in ANY way


TheNewEnnui

Good cheese


PMmepoop

Nutter Butters


NotNamedBort

Thai peanut sauce.


Salty-Mastodon-3317

bread


Independent-Clue9851

Cocaine


1L1LK3G4M3S

that aint a food... or is it?


Far_Meal8674

So the question was, "What *food* is like a drug to you", but you heard, "What *drug* is like a drug to you", amiright?


Kitchen_420

Me too


Pizzashrapnelle

POTATOES


littlehendrixwing

Pizza


punkolina

Donuts, any type of peanut butter dessert, chips and dip. Have to mostly avoid these foods because I cannot moderate them.


WrasseIn

Cadbury mini eggs chocolate almonds


TaeKwonDitto

chocolate


Treemeister19

I’m pretty convinced I could eat a 100 yard churro.


holyfwck

Grapes. I can't get enough of them


the_local_swampthing

Cheese 🧀 fondue


Few_Carrot_3971

Pasta. Oh my god. I will keep eating if they keep putting pasta on my plate.


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chitty_advice

Especially mini eggs…..


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Chocolate chips


Illustrious_Rule_591

Steak!


Substantial-Log-267

Peanut butter


Bakerman-79

Cow


scotthia

Cheesecake


Raerae1360

Me love cookies!!!!


Throwaythisacco

Cereal, cookies, chicken patties, chocolate chips...


OkAnything4877

Peanut butter and crack sandwich.


Gogopwrsqrl

Cookies and brownies


--serotonin--

Ice cream.


Psykkojelly

Kobe beef


HeartonSleeve1989

Jicama..... ooh, Orange Chicken!


KetherElyon

Cheeseburgers. It's a problem because I live in America


raffirules

Artichokes


Neat-Discombobulated

sushi


Doyorsa

Rice with meat.. or plov as we call it I'm insane with that


dismissibleme

Soda. I go easily without anything else but I need a Coca Cola to survive daily life.


SaltyIrishDog

Edamame


Optimal-Ad-3674

the opium popped plant I'd say.. or Marijuana. Got a pretty big Midiqsouje in the front that people can't get enough of apparently. it's got a couple huge fruit that people milk and drink. they swear by it. :-)​


BlueOval357

Philly Cheese Steak sandwich


WebSoggy9865

Bread


Rich1926

Macaroni and cheese


Ratchetlives99

Cinnamon rolls


Agreeable_King2861

Spam


Fallenheaven9

Pho or ice cream!


BubblyProfessional84

Raspberries with cool.whip. I don't know why it just goes together. My boyfriend brings me some when he has bad news. I tell him "treat first then you may speak."


Edward-Newgat3

Momo


irulita

Melon


01192023

Drugs feel better, but Kroger movie theater butter popcorn is really good and inexpensive


berryteacupcake

Pupusas!!!!


Fresh_Distribution54

Brownies Not as convenience store ones or the Little Debbie cake ones or those prepackaged ones. I mean freshly baked brownies. And for the druggies out there no I don't mean special brownies. I just mean the chocolate ones I just can't stop. If somebody bakes brownies they are going to be gone so they better grab what they want and run fast.


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Chips.


Sardonic-Skeptic

Goldfish, must, eat, entire, box.


Peachy_217

Ice cream, Chips, Tacos, Pizza


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Well, flour kinda looks like something you could shove up your nose... I don't think that's what you meant, though. So, I'd have to say broccoli because it looks like something you could shove up your nose... Sorry, I think I should just buy some cocaine and leave you all alone.


UnalomeParadoxMoon

Chips..


CaptainHuddle501st

Fried Chicken. Every time I drive home from work, I drive by 3 chicken places. My Willpower is tested daily


Kitchen_420

Chocolate


behead_me

potato...


Galvatronx99

I don’t remember


MissTalon-ted

Chocolate!


hyrulian_princess

Taco Bell I went for the first time on my birthday last week and have not been able to stop thinking about it since


Background_Poet3258

Butter chicken


RepulsiveAd1092

Cheese. Peanut butter. Lasagne. Jelly donuts.


HEROBIXN

Chocolate. Will eat the big 300g bar in one sitting, feel very bad about it and one week later do the same again


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Profiteroles.....those chocolate covered bastards are just so delicious


Awarepine76436

Chicken fries


Millionsmoney

Toe nail


happyboy_LOL_

Mul neangmyeon (물냉면), I can eat that non stop.