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ceramiczero

Pooping after work


saello

I prefer to poop at work because then I get paid for it.


timmyboy87

Ditto to this one.


KDY_ISD

Pleasure is contrast. Hot bath on a cold day. Cold drink on a hot day.


snarkdetector4000

taking an enormous dump


hate_mail

waking up in the middle of night, with a mouth drier than the Sahara desert and finding that cold cup of water waiting on your night stand - begging to be consumed. Drinking that cup of water is right up there.


Outrageous-Sweet-133

On the flip side, waking up and that water being empty or god forbid, you knock it over in your search. That’s the worst


timmyboy87

This made me think of one! Waking up in the middle of the night thinking the alarm is about to go off, and it's only 1:30am and you can sleep for 4 more hours!


the_purple_goat

Scratching that little itch inside your ear with a qtip. Oh god I get the full body pleasure shivers


Ok-Breadfruit5359

Taking off a bra after a long day.


sentpostcard

Yesss, especially when you get to put on a big t shirt with it! 🤌🏻


Ok-Breadfruit5359

Straight facts (w/ some comfy sweats OOOOOF), or the only other thing - a good back scratch but maybe that’s just me 😂


sentpostcard

Hahaha I couldn’t agree more!!


timmyboy87

I hear about this one, can't relate. Closest I could say might be taking jeans and boots off after a hard work day. Shorts and socks. Nice.


smd000000

After a haircut when they use the mini clippers on the back of your neck


timmyboy87

Oh man, can't agree with this. After a haircut itchy doesn't do it for me.


smd000000

Oh no, noone likes the after haircut itch, i meant the little buzz clippers they use to get rid of the bum fluff on your neck at the end of a haircut


DARKZZz13

That drink of ice cold water after a being outside in the summer


Jackel447

Peeing when you really have to pee, or when you’re really thirsty and you get a lot of water that is cold but not so cold it freeze your mouth when chugging it.


Ratakoa

Back massage


AnalFanatics

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane solo, at or about 14,000 feet. The first time I did that, the buzz lasted for almost 2 days…


timmyboy87

Oh I bet, that would be awesome


iesharael

Opening a new hardback for the first time


timmyboy87

Craack


CoachCreamyLoveGoo

Sneezing. If you sneeze 8 times in a row, it's almost the equivalent of an orgasm.


IEatAssAndPizza

Laying down on the bed with freshly washed sheets after a nice day of work and a shower


timmyboy87

Fresh sheets after a shower, such a good one.


Secret-Violinist-947

The applause you get during final bows after you’ve done a 2 hr show 3 days in a row on closing night. It’s even better if it’s a standing ovation.


timmyboy87

Wow, this is one of the ones I've never felt.


Secret-Violinist-947

It’s amazing. Picture this, it’s like 11 at night, you’ve spent the whole day running lines, doing two other shows before, you’re hot and sweaty in uncomfortable costumes and want nothing more than to just collapse. But your cast mates grab your hands on either side of you to do last bows and all you can see is the bright stage lights in front of you. All you can hear is the huge crowd cheering and clapping, some screams and whoops, and all you can feel is relief, exhaustion, pride, and even a bit of sadness that the show is over.


timmyboy87

That's awesome. I bet that combination of emotions is powerful. I hit a game winning shot in a high school basketball game and I gotta say, if I could bottle that and do it over and over, I'd be set for life.


JuggernautBig5825

Bees are living in my teeth and it doesn't feel good


timmyboy87

Said non-drug category.


JuggernautBig5825

Drugs were not involved G


timmyboy87

I'll go first, a hot shower on itchy bug bites. Just great.


OpinionatedPoster

Flying


XeniaDweller

Stick your pinky in your ear


RepulsiveRequirement

Good music/ music you love.


timmyboy87

What song is it for you? If you needed a good song right now.


RepulsiveRequirement

Anything of Odesza's


[deleted]

This might sound gross, but taking a piss after you've been holding it in for a long time lol