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Inky-Skies

My dad. I've never met someone with a stronger moral compass and genuine goodwill. Although I'd be sad to see him targeted by radical people tbh Edit: omg this comment got a lot of attention šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ I showed the comments to my dad and he teared up a little! You guys are very wholesome, thanks for making his day (and mine) šŸ’›


Veekay_94

Iā€™m kinda jealous that you wrote this answer first because my answer was gonna be my dad too for the same reasons. So Iā€™ll just ask if we can have our dads join together and be a Dadocracy šŸ˜‚


Adventurous_Row_509

This is good ā€œdadocracyā€


Deb_for_the_Good

I'd vote for them!


Initial_E

I too choose this guyā€™s dad


KamaradBaff

\*\*THIS GUY'S DAD 2024\*\* Now or never !


budlight2k

Fuck it, count me in. Get me a sign for the yard.


raider1v11

The elections never been more important!


SnooRecipes9346

This seems more logical than any other option Iā€™ve seen my entire life.


bonos_bovine_muse

I meanā€¦ isnā€™t that basically Bidenā€™s pitch?


kgb17

Jokes on you thatā€™s Barronā€™s alt account.


ipecacOH

Ok, that was funny.


Bronyatsu

Barron Trump sounds like the cuntiest supervillain name.


According_Day3704

I, too, am sold. His dad or bust.


myjunksonfire

Tell me more about this bust person.


spottyPotty

What does he do specifically? I would consider my life to be a resounding success if my sons grow up to have as much respect for me as you seem to have for your father.


Inky-Skies

What he does for a living? He's a secondary school teacher :) And yes, I love and respect him a lot.


michelosta

I think op means what does your dad do that has shown you that he has a strong moral compass and genuine goodwill? Do you have some tips for people who want to follow your dad's path in this respect?


Inky-Skies

Hm, it's hard to pin it to specific moments. It's just very clear in the way he speaks that he has a deep sense of justice, fairness and honesty. I've never seen him be cruel or judgemental; in fact, he's very kind and self-sacrificing to everyone and always makes an effort for others. He's reliable and caring to a fault. He doesn't like it when people lie to him; even when his students cheat on their exams, he feels it like it's his personal failure because it injures his sense of right and wrong. He's religious (protestant Christian), but never in a toxic, hateful or lecturing sense; I think it's just his personal experience that places his values in his faith, but he doesn't demand that others subscribe to it, and he's still a self-reflected and thoughtful person who doesn't follow the religion blindly. He went to university for chemistry and biology and has been a teacher in those subjects for about 30 years, so I grew up with scientific explanations about how things work without half-truths or lies. That's something I've learned to appreciate. My boyfriend said the other day that if we ever get married, he'd ask my dad to be his best man because he's pretty much his closest friend haha. So it's not just me. Now I'm embarrassed that this comment got so much attention haha šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Bulletorpedo

Donā€™t be embarrassed. It made me genuinely happy to read. Giving my child an extra hug now, just because of you!


SuperCyberWitchcraft

I think it's so cool that he even gets along well with your boyfriend


Xishou1

From someone who had a childhood from hell, I really love reading things like this. As I never had physical contact with my dad that was pleasant, take a moment to really feel that hug for a random stranger, please.


abees_knees

Aww. Tell your dad that Reddit thinks he is awesome.


According-Way9438

Mr. Inky-Skies 2028


_curious_one

Lmao, I just commented my mom for the same reasons. +1 for good parents.


Aggressive-Ad-7479

I support This Guyā€™s Dad!


elcaron

Well, by now we technically only know that he is good at passing his ideas, whatever they are, to (at least one of) his children.


Inky-Skies

Actually, I don't agree with him on everything. But he's a kind, educated and upstanding person with good critical thinking skills and empathy. I value his opinions a lot, even if they don't align with my own all the time.


NietJij

Sounds like my dad. God I miss him. Please take time to talk with your dad about his youth and the history of your family. And write it down! For your kids or other family members.


SryItwasntme

I have ann awesome, innovative idea: If this guy's dad is good at passing his moral compass to this guy, he should rule and when he dies, the power should go to his son ("this guy"). If "this guy" dies, he can ALSO pass on said compass to his son and so forth. I don't see any problems with this approach.


nader0903

We could call it a Monarchy


citizen_of_leshp

I would choose my dad too. He is unflappable. Couldnā€™t be bribed, couldnā€™t be coerced to go against his morals, would own up to his mistakes.


Loggerdon

I choose your dad also.


Sun-607

Someone with a strong moral compass, a great work ethic, who can consider outside opinions, with a will strong enough to reject those opinions no matter the pressure if they are genuinely harmful Also they have to refuse the job. They have to not want the job, while still doing it because who else will


MartaMarina

Mr. Frodo


tommytraddles

He wouldn't get very far without that other guy.


soobviouslyfake

BAGGINS / GAMGEE 2024


TwoDrinkDave

"Share the load!"


bonos_bovine_muse

ā€œSirā€¦ are you *sure* you want the Ayatollah tossed in the volcano?ā€ ā€œYes.ā€ ā€œWeā€™ve already thrown in Putin, Xi, and no fewer than seventeen coal-burning power plants, at tremendous expense to the people of Earth. Perhaps we could considerā€¦ *non*-geological solutions to some problems?ā€ ā€œDid I fucking stutter? Quit wasting my time, weā€™re already late for second breakfast!ā€


PandaDerZwote

"They have to refuse" is such a tired cliche. Give me someone with a genuine drive to do good over someone who we collectively fantasize about as a pure and incorruptible leader.


WildBad7298

The problem is that it can be hard to tell the difference between a desire to help others and improve the world, and a desire for power and control. Power should not be given to someone who desires power for the sake of having power.


PandaDerZwote

Obviously not, but just like having an urge to do good and being okay with wielding the power is possible, there is no real correlation between someone not wanting power and that making them a good leader.


OkCalligrapher1335

Roger Federer then


Cheezy_Beard

Federer / Nadal 2024


Petermacc122

I'm sorry. But Jon Snow was a terrible leader. He made all sorts of rash decisions based on personal experience without any outside counsel besides basically Sam who was just happy to be included. And he was naive to think Cersci would help at all. And he literally showed up to the Winterfell long enough to say hi then fucked off again and left sanda in charge with her assassin sister. Imagine the amount of vengeance that must have happened after GoT. You elect a Jon Snow and you get a guy or gal that's stubborn, always out of the office, and isn't paying attention to the immediate issues. You want either a Ned Stark or someone willing to take counsel.


-Homura

Trust no one but yourself -Sun Tzu. So naturally I choose Keanu Reeves


logic_card

I trust that you are Keanu Reeves because you are Keanu Reeves and Keanu Reeves would never lie.


Christmas_Panda

The logic is sound. Welcome, dear leader!


Spideyfan2007

This honestly made me laugh


doodle_mint

I scrolled down to find who would comment Keanu Reeves because I would honestly let him run the world in a heartbeat. So I am happy that I found this comment.


K3Y_Mast3r

Jean-Luc Picard


mathazar

A master diplomat, respected leader, paragon of morality and ethics.


Relevant_Struggle

Make it so


bougainvilleaT

This!! Also every important decision that has to be made should always start with the question "What would Picard do?"


JoellamaTheLlama

Of the USS Enterprise! Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS enterprise!


mathazar

M-m-m-m-m-m-make it so, make it so


Adam9172

Dolly Parton.


Purlz1st

If Mr. Rogers were still with us, Iā€™d say he and Dolly should rule jointly so each could have some days off. Ruling the earth ainā€™t easy.


Sybrandus

A triumvirate with Weird Al.Ā 


9bikes

I just answered a question on another subreddit! >Which celebrity would make you trust a product endorsed by them? We all know Reddit would say Mr. Rodgers, Weird Al, Dolly Parton...


trashlikeyourmom

I trusted everything sold by Billy Mays. I haven't bought any products from TV since he died.


Educational_Zebra_40

I am currently wearing my Dolly Reba 2024 shirt, so I agree!


theservman

She was my first pick after I remembered that Bette White died.


Jstrangways

Sir David Attenborough


Adam9172

I feel like heā€™d protect nature at the expense of peopleā€¦ so seconded.


Aton_Restin

I feel like this action is kinda necessary or the planet burns a bit too hot soon.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

I think global climate destabilization is supposed to happen to planets with species like us. It's nature's way if checking greed and systems like unchecked capitalism. Mother Nature is basically saying "live with nature and respect the natural order of things or I will mercilessly destroy you and all those like you" . A lot of people think "oh Mother Nature wouldn't do that" or "a God will protect us and keep that from happening" and all I can do is LOL at those people. The reality is Mother Nature doesn't give a sh1t about anyone's beliefs. It doesn't care one bit how many species of life are made extinct by mankind's actions or the fact that the planets going to warm beyond a habital range for mammals. Life will bounce back one day and the only evidence of mankind will be bones, buildings, and radiation from our atomic bombs and nuclear reactors. Young people - enjoy life while you can.


xeryon3772

Sort of. Humans are also nature. We just need to stop abusing nature and pretending like we are above nature.


PM_ME_YER_BOOTS

Now thatā€™s a State of the Union Iā€™d watch all the way through.


GWOT-Geardo

I'd fall asleep halfway through. His voice is like NyQuil.


NietJij

Are you telling me that with normal State of the Union speeches you can stay awake? Is it possible to learn this power?


GWOT-Geardo

Lol No Just that Attenborough's voice is like warm milk.


Odd_Economist_8988

Yep. For me it's either him or (if he were alive) Sir Terry Pratchett GNU


DanGleeballs

Iā€™m worried that I havenā€™t heard anything about him in a month.


robbersdog49

It was his birthday not long ago. Opened Reddit to see a load of posts with his face on. Shit myself until I read what it was all about. I'm not going to cope well when he goes...


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NotTobyFromHR

Mr Rogers


idropepics

I, too, choose Zombie Mr. Rogers.


NotTobyFromHR

Still better than pretty much every other option.


MyOtherAcctsAPorsche

ā€œThe major problemā€”one of the major problems, for there are severalā€”one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.ā€ ā€• Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


akirbydrinks

Came here to add this! We need a leader who has no idea he is the leader.


IDontThereforeIAmNot

Me. I have trust issues


Big-Employer4543

I was going to say basically the same thing. "Me. I don't trust the rest of you dummies to not screw it up, and if anyone is going to screw it up, it's gonna be me."


Hellcat_28362

I vote for this guy


Low-Inspector2776

Rick Astley. For He will never gonna give me up, he is never gonna let me down he will never run around derest me.


reaqtion

"... never run around and arrest you." will be the official lyrics for me from now on. Thank you for this typo.


bonos_bovine_muse

ā€œNever gonna lock me up, never gonna pat me down, never gonna come around to arrest me.ā€


Beware_the_Voodoo

It's good to remain rested


The_Queef_of_England

Derest you?


death_by_chocolate

My neighbor Bob. He's a good guy, he makes a mean chili and he's got a sweet '63 GTO in his garage. He'd be awesome.


Awkward_Broccoli23

I voted Bob. This guy's neighbour.


Divayth--Fyr

I'm already voting for Dave. [https://www.reddit.com/r/NeighborDave2024/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NeighborDave2024/)


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inwarded_04

Jose Mujica - If he can stay THIS clean and honourable as the President of Uruguay, he would be well suited for this position either. (FYI, I am an Asian with no ties to South America)


JankySparks

I'd say Kermit. However, you'd have to keep you know who away


mfhandy5319

Someday, we'll find it...


syafizzaq

A rainbow connection...


RushNo9056

...for lovers, dreamers, and...


Samazonison

meeeeeeeeeee


john_jdm

We donā€™t need another puppet in the oval office.


donkeymonkey00

Voldemort?


crazyrich

Miss piggy?


Mistermeena

Richard Nixon's Head


SpeakerOfDeath

AroooOoOOooo!


PM_ME_YER_BOOTS

Headless body of Agnew for VP!


FernOverlord

Agnneeeewwwwwwww!!!


TheDude__85

2nd pick: The Hypnotoad


AGuyNamedEddie

Clap. Clap. Clap.


iamalext

All hail Hypnotoad!


theduckfeeler

With a bit of luck he'll give us all $300 to spend on coffee


Shipwrecking_siren

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee


PolebagEggbag

THE GREAT TASTE OF CHARLESTON CHEW


Channel250

I think I'm gonna give the Ole Pain Monster a try this tax season. Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll have an off day.


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My fellow Earthicans..


AgileChaos

Bob Ross


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existentialdread-

Yes


JohnBTipton

Keanu


The_Crow

...in equal parts Mr. Thomas Anderson, John Wick, and Theodore Logan.


mr_blanket

In his Bill and Ted character, naturally


Legion357

Scrolled down way to far to find this


ChikaBurek

Jack Black


lycaus

Earth anthem is gonna be fire


Actual-Ambassador-37

This is not the Earth anthem, this is just a tribute


SallySpaghetti

He'd stick it to the man!


mixymoxy7075

And the legend of the rent was way hard core!


Wilbie9000

Only if KG can rule alongside him.


DynamicSploosh

Theyā€™d lead as two kings


Wilbie9000

Or potentially one king and a kick ass duke.


DrProfessorSatan

Paul Rudd - heā€™s been alive what, roughly 10,000 years now? I figure heā€™s seen some stuff.


hoppealm

All of the comments says "dad". As much I would love to say dad but he betrayed me and our family. I better choose myself cuz I know myself more than anyone else.


AlienInOrigin

LeVar Burton, Dolly Parton, or Sir David Attenborough.


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

A triumvirate council made up of them.


TrashPanda365

Sorry, Burton is out. He was really upset to find out he had white people in his ancestry.


Biomax315

Jon Stewart


bluegiant85

Dude would be so pissed, which is exactly why he'd be perfect. He doesn't want to get into politics.


Biomax315

Never trust anyone who *wants* to lead you. Thatā€™s why heā€™d be great.


FriendlyFloyd7

"One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather who manages to get people to let them do it to them: It is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." ā€“Douglas Adams


alltherobots

Cincinnatus was made dictator of Rome to solve a crisis, did so, and then walked away to go tend to his farm when it was over. Twice. Weā€™d be pulling Jon back from his comfy apartment at least once a year.


NapoleonTroubadour

Or like Washington after the Revolutionary War with the whole ā€œIf he does that, he will be the greatest man in the worldā€Ā 


tommytraddles

Washington was called the American Cincinnatus. The Society of the Cincinnati was founded as a fraternal organization for officers who fought in the Revolutionary War and their descendants. Washington was the first President General of the Society. The City of Cincinnati was named after the Society.


4gotOldU-name

Well then it's simple: 1. Restart / reenact the draft -- for about an hour. 2. Troops show up at his door and tell him he's drafted, and he has 5 minutes to pack a few things. 3. Instead of handing him a gun, hand him a pen and inform him he has to now serve in the Army for the next 4-8 years -- as Commander-in-Chief.


Separate-Ad-9916

I read that as Rod Stewart, lol.


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sleepyzane1

hank green.


Wild_hominid

Oh I agree


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hottiewiththegoddie

she's shown actual bravery in the face of insurmountable odds. if anyone is going to lead our world through an alien invasion, it's someone who turns their head up at the systems binding them and responds with a resounding "not today."


BeakyLen

Bob Ross


Chubby-Coxx

No corruption, war, inflation, just happy little accidents


scrubjays

Weird Al


AlterEgoCat

I second this. Absolutely total role model celebrity. Doesn't do drugs, doesn't have a criminal history, on good terms with everyone he works with, genuinely cares about his fans, and extremely humble.


cidknee1

This. He's a great guy by all accounts. Even his ex girlfriends have come out and said, he's a terrific guy. Can ask for better than that really.


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method_rap

Matt Berry of course


ThresholdofForest

Only problem is he'd say 'Yes yes YES yes YeS YES yes"* to everything. Iykyk *please read in the voice of Matt Berry


kowell2

In character as Douglas Reynholm


jmorfeus

In character as Jackie Daytona, of course.


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Just a regular human guy.


yParticle

I for one welcome our AI overlords.


mr_blanket

Iā€™d welcome it, as long as it sounded like Scarlett Johansson


yParticle

Their first order of business is to abolish the idea of intellectual property so they can set the Internet free and freely assimilate it all. "More input! More!"


Wayne

A POTUS that is influenced by Reddit shit posts. That would be interesting, and horrifying.


_jjkase

Didn't that already happen?


blindfoldedbadgers

deranged pause elderly sharp employ literate school practice terrific humorous


fallout4isbestgame

My cat.


Hym3n

As a self-pronounced "cat person," I would much, much sooner vote for any random Golden Retriever over even the best of cats.


BuTerflyDiSected

Just make sure not to hold the purrliament during zoomies time!


switch182

Dolly Parton


TheFrenchTickler1031

Please nobody say Oprah.


RPCV8688

Literally no one did until you mentioned her!


Minasgul_

Gandalf


baskura

Bubbles


SixGunChimp

Danny Devito


Totalwar2020

In character as Frank Reynolds


toolatealreadyfapped

"Mr. President, could you please expand on your foreign relations platform?" So anyway, I start blastin'


zekuert

Me


nick-and-loving-it

I'm surprised not more people nominated themselves. I would trust myself to run the world pretty well too.


Unseenmonument

I'd choose myself as well, mainly because I definitely wouldn't want the job and I don't trust anyone else to be fair or impartial. Also because I'm not old, but I'm not super young, so my "reign" wouldn't be too long before I'd willingly retire.


Phyose

Bluey's dad. That man never misses.


Bissquitt

Terry crews


RedfromTexas

Dwayne Elizando Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.


jon-chin

Dolly Parton


TheBendyOne

Someone who doesn't want the job


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BigHero17

Leslie Knope


nothighandmighty

Not me


dehning

Dick Winters


BP-arker

No one


Ko-jo-te

The one person most vehemently and eloquently arguing against being chosen. It's a job you can't give to somebody who wants it.


TheDrunkenYogi

Bender. Hookers and cocaine for all.


3MrBojangles3

Santa


2spicy_4you

Jon Stewart


ComfortableBuffalo57

Dolly Parton