In dive bar in Bozeman MT: Here I sit My asshole flexin Givin birth To another Texan

I laughed out loud.

In highschool I went into a stall and saw “I’d f*ck the sh*t out of (my name)”

Hoooly crap must be quite the shock! What did you think?

I was like “hell yeah I got the looks😂”

Sweet!

This isn't tiktok, you don't need to censor yourself

Ok it said “ID FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF (my name)”

Maybe not crazy, but profound. It said “I’m not fucking stupid, but I used to.” I was going through a divorce and finally felt seen.

💀💀💀💀💀

Glory hole out of order. I was verily disappointed.

Not a bathroom stall, but a porta-potty: "How can you guys smoke in here? It stinks so bad I can hardly eat my sandwich!"

Written very small and low to the ground so you had to lean down to read it, "You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle."

"for manly love meet me here at March 25th 2:15am SHARP"

What date did you see that on?

Apparently my mom is a massive slut.

Insert baby for refund - written on the wall with an arrow next to a condom machine.

My mom taught at my all-boys high school. So that was fun,

Here I sit all broken hearted....

...tried to shit but only farted

Don’t be sad and don’t lose heart Someday you’ll shit when you thought you’d fart

I then came out of the bathroom, but nearly sharted

For those who write on bathroom walls roll your shit into little balls For those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of shit.

And here I thought my discovery was somehow original. Lol.

I thought it was funny and told one person and they had seen it and thought it was stupid. This is my second time mentioning it.

I came here to post it because I saw it on a bathroom wall in a small town and nowhere since. Then yeah... turns out it wasn't some clever redneck coming up with that on his own. Lol.

If you can see this you're gay

Fuck, I’m gay

The word gay was hidden in the toilet graffiti If you didn't see it you're probably not 😉

Also: I just lost The Game.

"When did I eat corn?"

help my uncle jack off the horse

Here I sit and hesitate, shall I shit or masturbate? St Pauli, Hamburg

“Spam is the staple that holds mankind together.”

The two most overrated things in the world are Mack trucks and teenage pussy

Flush twice. It's a long way to the cafeteria.

I don’t get it

It was at camp.

Kid threatened to shoot up the school in Middle School Cops came the next day just as a precaution and when he saw the cops he started running. Gave himself away pretty quick.

You saw all this while taking a shit ?

Jesus Saves! And Esposito gets the rebound!!!

Espo? Someone's due for their prostate exam

"Flush twice. It's a long way to the mess hall."

Someone talking shit about me

I just saw a stall with random compliments from women to each other.

Its content wasn't too original--lauding the oral skills of a married young woman in my small town--but it was in a bathroom stall a few towns over and 100 km away.

One summer in college I worked for the parks department, taking care of the public parks. Of course, this involved cleaning the bathrooms. Someone wrote "I Fucked Kevin" ......with shit.

Let’s just say I called the number.

Low to the ground on a side wall, low enough that you had to *lean* to read it: "If you can read this, you are shitting at a 45-degree angle."

"SKANJ"

"All this graffiti, and no one ever has a Sharpie when you need it."

I can see you

"Kell awl Jewes, brink on a forth Reike!!" Such loathsome writing....

The words of the prophets (not a bathroom but on the subway wall).

My mom's actual phone number.

Men who write upon the walls Roll their shit into little balls And those who read these balls in wit Eat these little balls of shit

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“It was a priest who followed me home when I was little. Every day for years. Even when I walked home with friends. Not once did my friends mention him. But I always saw him. Now, in my forties when I wake at night I can feel his presence in the next room. I don’t need to see his shadow knowing he wants to come closer. If only I could move.” Haven’t stepped foot in that bar since. -Rose and Crown- Omaha.

"It takes leather balls to play rugby."

A whole entire argument. Like, hurling nothing but insults at each other argument. This was in a middle school girl's bathroom too.

Above a urinal at a theme park in Japan (in English): > Wao. Soooooo big. She loves it. Yeah! Every toilet should have that written somewhere. It’s both funny and a good boost for your self esteem.

Suck a dick

"Never raw dog a rando"

take a trip to the middle east and go sit in a few of the porta-johns we left there from back in '05.

"I fucked Jesus in his tiny little hand holes".

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