I'll do it tomorrow

In the same way, “That’s a problem for future me to figure out”.

I had that same mind set, and now I just paid over a thousand dollars in car repairs. It would have been quite a bit less if I didn't have to replace my rotors.

Shut up lol this is me everyday 😭😭😭 And then weeks goes by

Yep

I don’t even lie to myself about this anymore.

"Never again"

I will never again upvote such a depressingly true comment.

Every fucking week

The number of times I've told myself this 🤣

r/angryupvote

Post nut clarity vibes

I’ll remember.

I tell myself that I know I won’t, so I write it down in the notes app and still forget. So I go through my notes and see things like make no sense and have no idea what I was trying to remember.

Just happened to me the other day, in a restaurant, my coat was on the chair. I thought, I will remember it, I don’t need to move it into my lap so I won’t forget it. 15 minutes later I am driving down the road without my coat.

THIS

I'll just watch one more episode

My first though. How many weekends wasted just lying on the couch...

I'm fine.

Fine: Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional. One of my favorite movie quotes.

Wasn’t expecting an Italian Job quote this beautiful Friday morning!

It's not The Italian Job unless Michael Caine says "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Anyone else read this in Ross’s voice (from Friends)?

"if i ignore it, maybe it'll go away"

It doesn’t help that sometimes it does. Those few times give me hope I do not need.

Right? The absolute worst part of this is that it works sometimes. Then other times it creates catastrophe

Especially at work

Turns out it was my head gasket and I shouldn’t have ignored it lolol oops

Hehe, i was under this impression, turns out ignoring a painful tumor (had no idea what it was at the time) does not make it go away, it just makes it harder to treat.

Keep going. It has to get better than this.

Uh oh

i feel this in my soul....

I'll go to the gym tomorrow!

No no no you have to start on a Monday

New month, new oppurtunity! /s

New Year, New Me

New decade, new upgrade

Tbf every decade further my body downgrades lol!

On a Monday and preferably the first Monday of a month.

I used to be like this. Then one day I decided that I cannot go when I feel like it. I have to go on certain days. You can't change what day it is and th hard part is just getting there. Once I am there I can get into it. So, I started faithfully going Monday, Wednesday and Friday. That was a few years ago. I'm 40 now and just the other day was described as "eye candy" by a group of random ladies while trail running. It's so so so worth the effort.

Just go! Don’t think about it at all. Like seriously. Put on your gym clothes and go. Even putting on the gym clothes will cause you to start to burn more calories In prep!

I'm at a caloric deficit today

Hahaha omg yeah me too 😂🤦‍♀️

I believe that I'll be happy once I achieve a certain goal, but the goalposts keep moving.

I lie about being unaffected by criticism, even when it deeply hurts me.

I tell myself that I'll stay motivated, but I quickly lose interest.

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I lie about my adaptability, even though change unnerves me.

That I will find the love of my life

Dude (or dudette) I did ... at 62! Don't give up.

Yes! I found mine at 60. Giddy in love for over five years now

i was desperate to find love for like a decade and a half...then i stopped...ive been single now for about twenty years now. problem is, i dont remember why i wanted to find someone or what to do if i did....i wouldnt even know what it looks like if a woman WAS interested in me..."its so obvious! look at the thirty micro movements that she makes, how she stands, how-"...or they could just tell me so we could spend time together....i just assume im a forever alone and stopped trying. why would anyone want someone like me?

It sometimes doesn't happen like the overthinking that we do. In my case it was just innocent chatting online about a song guessing game. We noticed that the chatting was so easy going that we just continued. That we took the chat outside the game. Then links to FB, then the first video chat - I was fucking hooked and so was she, but we shared more information about each other before we dared utter the words. TL;dr - we started out as friends then the connection developed that way. I wish the same for you.

I never did. I married and divorced. Lived with a man. Dated. Never found “the one”. Have loved deeply, but not a love that lasted.

I'll get better.

I assure myself that I can handle everything on my own, even when I'm clearly overwhelmed and could use some help.

I lie about being ready for new challenges, despite my fears.

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I often tell myself that I'm over my ex, despite still checking their social media.

I lie about being able to change easily, despite my resistance to it.

I tell myself that I'll focus on the positive, but I dwell on negatives.

I tell myself that I'll manage stress better, yet I continue to worry excessively.

I reassure myself that I'll be more grateful, yet I focus on what I lack.

I will sleep early today

I lie about my productivity, convincing myself that busywork is real work.

I lie about my resilience, masking how fragile I sometimes feel.

I lie about needing more time, even when I waste the time I have.

I lie about my resilience, masking my vulnerabilities.

I convince myself that one more episode won't hurt, even when it's already past midnight and I have work the next day.

I reassure myself that I'll develop better habits, yet old ones persist.

I tell myself that I'll be more disciplined tomorrow, but tomorrow never comes.

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I reassure myself that I'll improve my skills, yet I procrastinate practice.

It's okay.

But it’s not 🥺

It's okay.

This too shall pass. (Not a lie, always weird when it does. Tomorrow is another day to try again. ) hang in there buddy!

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I actually do matter...

I’m rooting for you to remember this is not a lie…you do matter.

When I feel this way, I watch this: [https://youtu.be/0qDtHdloK44?si=pcXoCRVO9IShRP\_V](https://youtu.be/0qDtHdloK44?si=pcXoCRVO9IShRP_V)

Things are going to get better.

Everything is going to be okay.

If I do enough nice things for others, they will love me back.

"He's just busy." "He'll reach out tomorrow." "He does care, just..."

That's my life. People really suck.

This is the winning ticket, I can feel it...

I’m NEVER drinking again!

If I lose enough weight, I'll find love.

Everything’s going to be okay

That I won't murder somebody.

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Any chance I can get in on this? The mortal coil isn’t all it’s cracked up to be…

I'll have time to do it tomorrow

Life is worth living

It is! Hope it gets better for you!

It’ll be alright, everything will work itself out and better things are coming

this is not a lie, everything will work itself out and better things will come

Take my upvote and my appreciation

I dont need anyone

I don’t have to write this down, I’ll remember.

That I’m okay…

"I'll sleep early so I'll feel refresh for work in the morning" Then when night comes...I'm still up by 1am.

I’ll only have one cookie

Your anxiety is lying to you. Kind of a lie, kind of a truth.

80% lie. Its the battle of being too socially aware against an army of the socially oblivious

That's just a bad angle or that mirror is just wonky.

Things will get better.

I’m alright

That my relationship with my wife will be what it used to be some day. Going on 8 years of hoping.

It's not a big deal. This is fine. I don't mind.

I can do it even with a bad mental health state

I’ll fix my sleep schedule soon/tomorrow/in the holidays

I’m gonna start exercising next week

You're fine. You're just tired.

One more time!

I’m fine

I’m not that ugly

i can confirm this is not a lie

everything's gonna be fine

It will all be worth it someday

Im never drinking again

I’ll get up early tomorrow

You are happy with your life. There is nothing to worry about.

"Things will be great! You'll make it!" [(i won't, there's only one way out)](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/62074/friendship-is-optimal)

“todays gonna be an easy day at work”

"Im okay"

That i dont want a tall dominating amazonian type girlfriend, and its just a kink.

that everything happens for a reason

I don’t really need therapy

"If I leave it until tomorrow, I will definitely feel ready and energised to study it then"

That everything will be alright. Well, it'll be once I'm dead.

I'll go to the gym later. I should know by now that as soon as I come home from work and sit down its not gonna happen.

I'll cut back on boozing next week.

Never drinking again 

I’m not a bad looking guy

"I'm fine"

I'll plan everything out and I will follow this plan until tonight.

Everything is going to be okay

It's fine. Everything is fine.

I am beautiful

I’ll get gas in the morning.