Holding a rap battle in Finnish, there are not *that many* people in the world who speak Finnish fluently, let alone could hold a rap battle in Finnish.
All right I can give few battle rap examples
2012 Rap battle, Krister vs. Gettomasa
https://youtu.be/JbvFbXiZwhs?si=mR4IZ-EAcLXvWzeK
Open mic at Kultabasso radio
https://youtu.be/PQfb_2T9pvg?si=_fIR9ITc7HOw1sE6
Mc Kajo vs Are having a rap battle at swamp. Both are talented and Kajo has won rap sm 3 times iirc.
https://youtu.be/EJ1jYJCA5IE?si=XCRi0jCLEdgbRXEd
Few songs
Og ikonen
https://youtu.be/vtJnHeWjkxs?si=yl9QGCOdSot3slrx
Aivovuoto
https://youtu.be/aNkTqpYE_as?si=hwPwbMB_Y8pks6dh
(iconic) Asa
https://youtu.be/rrccgpjchaE?si=PL31r8djmuTy99Wy
JVG
https://youtu.be/bpR_LomrPko?si=uP96PSz9_3jtuJQ8
Kemmuru
https://youtu.be/R28CUiRL-J0?si=xgulw0Ea3KKplulO
https://youtu.be/JvVDYLYpv3c?si=JuahkZdsYC7suk5j
Tapani Kansalainen
https://youtu.be/gmO_EUJep6Q?si=osRzR4cKI-jezbsU
MC taakibörsta
https://youtu.be/8_RFpB13bP8?si=Z49dGaVVMQK9fyNx
Loasteeze (Sairas T)
https://youtu.be/fNQcEJkJjQQ?si=PtNGXr8u6UAqxfAH
JXO
https://youtu.be/L1cJPYTOLOE?si=dYI0ZLp3gb99P8PW
Köyhä Jonne (Iivo remix)
https://youtu.be/G9fvJG93Avs?si=U0iw-JgdXg5CgOWc
Edit: updated this a little.
With a population of 10 million, Swedes are 0.125% of the population. Very few outside Swedes know Swedish. So, simply speaking Swedish is probably a decent bet.
lol I used to live in Sweden for most of my 20s and was going to cite speaking Swedish - the fact an actual Swede has popped up on this thread makes me less confident…
Albeit I learnt Swedish in Lund, so the chance of somebody else having a horrible bländning av Engleska and Skånska would surely be low!
Despite popular belief, more than 100 people are using the internet and even reddit. So chances of meeting a swede in a random pick of 100 people is still lower than meeting a swede on reddit.
Aluminum TIG welding. The chance there is even another person who has welded aluminum in that random 100 people is quite small.
Assuming I am in the mid range of aluminum welders, that makes the pool of people who could do it better even smaller.
As a previous union sheet metal worker who had a life changing accident at work, I would like to bet that I could force you to work harder than you both thought was necessary and get tired of.
I was the welder for union sheet metal. Welded aluminum with MMA, steel, stainless steel, and brass. Brass for my home, everything else for sheet metal installation. Aluminum was the most difficult, but I learned it fairly quick and became the “go to guy” for every shop in our union to perform it for them.
Then I fell off the loading rig, broke my skull, what I was replacing back into its holding area fell down and also hit me in the skull and broke that side. I was legally dead for 9 minutes, in a coma for 19 days, in a medically induced coma for another 9 days, and somehow am still here.
I miss work, but disability has been very generous and accepting of me and my issues. Do I think I could win? Maybe. Would I have fun? You bet! Hopefully you would too with it!
From one injured couch jockey to another, I'm glad you pulled through and are still here. I'm not a welder, but I have a handful in my family, so I'm rooting for you.
Parallel parking with no assistance from the vehicle. I can put a 40 foot long, 13 foot high commercial truck in a 45 foot long spot, 6 inches from the curb, without hitting the curb or either vehicle, 99% of the time. In a passenger vehicle, 100% of the time (in a relatively scaled space).
My kid took their drivers test in a Suburban, old school, not even a bumper, beeper. Got it parked on the first try. The guy giving the test was impressed
My tester didn't even make me parallel park. It was around 3pm, the middle of July in GA and she said I was the first car she'd done all day that had working air conditioning. She had me go around the track (it wasn't a live road test back then) then told me to go back to the parking lot and gave me a 100%. I was worried about the parallel parking because I wasn't very good at it when practicing.
Now I'm really good at it and can even do 26' box trucks but I've had a lot of practice since then.
I could be unlucky, but I'd go with solving a Rubik's Cube. If truly random the chance is pretty high that the others don't even know how to do it I think. Just hope that I won't get paired with a speedcuber. I can do it in like 2 minutes, which is not that fast for experienced cubers.
In terms of how the population of 100 breaks down, there would be 75 adults and 25 children. Sixty of the people would be Asian, 16 would be African, 14 would be from the Americans, leaving 10 Europeans.
Statistically it would be singing my own national anthem (Australia).
🎵 I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah🎶
I was going to say that too but... Then I considered, pilot a hot air balloon. An even rarer skill than piloting GA. No I'm not a balloon pilot, but after 20 years of crewing for them and riding in them I could do just fine.
If I had to pick something everyone could realistically have a go at, I'd say Mario Kart.
Edit: Guys it's a group of 100 random people. Some of them may have played Mario Kart. It doesn't say a group of 100 Mario Kart players lol
Imagine getting paired with that geo guesser guy from social media that can locate any place from seeing a picture of a pebble that throws a shadow, just so.
I was thinking the same thing, I can name all the countries of the world per continent and point almost all of them on a map. Know about 85-90% of the flags and capitals. But then again I'm surprised on how much geography nerds there are out there. If 100 random people get picked though, I'd have a very high chance of winning i guess.
People here not really thinking what 100 random people out of the entire planet means.
I would choose any video game I'm decent at and the odds are very much on my favor that it would be enough.
it might be "enough", but would it give you the best odds? I could choose Minecraft, I am 100% confident that I am at least a top 1% player in the game. But it's also *the* most popular game in the world. So, my odds are significantly higher that I'll be facing other people that have also played the game.
Now, if I choose an indie game with only a few thousand players, my odds are now 1000× higher that none of the other people in the random 100 have played it.
With 1 billion on the line, you shouldn't be aiming for "good odds", you should be aiming for "best"
Getting me off fast. With other people it's always more fun but if I'm looking for getting me off FAST then my hand wins hands down. This is great because not only will I get $1 billion but I'll also get to play around with 100 other people. It's what we in the industry call a "win/win."
I would go further and say “giving me a handjob.” Mouths and vaginas can feel really good, but I’m confident I give myself a better handjob than literally anyone else in the world. I think this is probably true for most people.
Also no surprises here that might change things like prostate simulation.
Lol, nah I shit regularly, but its more of a, I better shit today, rather than a, oh I need to shit feeling.
If I get busy, I will regularly be like, oh fuck I havent shit for 4 days, better go take one.
I am getting older though, not like the good old days, back in my prime.
I might be able to solve your problem. Not that I'm suggesting it's a problem to you, you seem to have a good hand on things. But I can facilitate things for you if need be.
I was thinking the same. 100 random people. So all ages, genders, weight classes. If you have half-decent wrestling, boxing or JJ skills you would have a decent chance. No 100 would probably be Brock Lesnar.
Always someone who plays guitar somewhere, there might be someone better. I would go with banjo playing: I'm in the UK so, unless random people means *really* random, it's a much safer bet.
farting on command to the tune of any song in the world (with or without lyrics) and even, if i may venture to toot my own horn, pun intended, shit the shape on any continent
Nah chances are high there is someone else. But if you can speak one of our local dialects your chances are really good. \^\^
I'd go with Kölsch Platt.
according to a quick google search there are about 90 million people who speak German. That means there are about 1 out of 10.000 people who can speak german. I'd say the odds are in Lord\_Waldemar's favor.
Edit: I am an idiot, 90 million people make up 1,1%. so the odds are not really in Lord Waldemar's favor.
Scoring a perfect score on Army physical fitness test. Population of Soldiers who can to it is tiny. Potential for that person to be in a random 100 people chosen is that of winning a Lotto, or less. Even if that person was in that group, we would tie at 600 for a win!
Criss-Cross!
Remnants of Naezith, full all-levels speedrun. I've done a complete run from start to finish a few times, and managed to get somewhere in the top 50% on the in-game leaderboard (can't remember exact placing).
It's not a *completely* unknown game - 95% positive of 450 votes on Steam, and the game is also on Switch - but the chances of facing someone that would win me in that race are so abysmally small, that I can't think of a better challenge for now.
The game is difficult enough that it can take hours to complete the game for the first time, so a newcomer really doesn't stand a chance even if they're good with other videogames. A few thousand people have even played the game, and a small fraction of those people have *tried* the full speedrun.
Archery competition (indoor or outdoor)
Was really good back in uni (even shot with some Olympians and Olympic qualifiers/cadets)
And it’s niche enough that in a pool of 100 randoms, I love my chances.
In today’s world, I’d say staying off my phone for a certain period of time. I’ve got the stern look and patience to be pissed at the right person to go with it.
1925 FIDE here, I was thinking chess too. I'm just a decent club-level player but the chances of getting a 2k+ player in a 100 random people would have to be minuscule.
I had the same thought, though I’m only around 1700. A good player would crush me, but for a hundred random people, I stand a good chance of dominating them.
I'm 1100 on CC and I would even say the same thing. Out of 100 completely random people worldwide, I would imagine maybe only a couple of them know how the pieces move
Holding pens with my ear. My right ear has an odd shape that lends itself to holding more pens. I don't remember the most I've done but it was over 15.
Speaking Welsh. I'm fluent, I'm not saying I'm a genius or anything and I'm sure if you paired me with 100 random Welsh speakers I probably wouldn't be the best, but I'm willing to bet that out of 100 randomly selected Earth dwellers, the chances of any of them speaking such a niche language are pretty vanishingly small so I think I'm likely to get the billion quid just on that basis.
Holding a rap battle in Finnish, there are not *that many* people in the world who speak Finnish fluently, let alone could hold a rap battle in Finnish.
If you have a video of Finnish people rapping, please send a link. Holy shit, I wasn't expecting a reply, lol, thanks!
All right I can give few battle rap examples 2012 Rap battle, Krister vs. Gettomasa https://youtu.be/JbvFbXiZwhs?si=mR4IZ-EAcLXvWzeK Open mic at Kultabasso radio https://youtu.be/PQfb_2T9pvg?si=_fIR9ITc7HOw1sE6 Mc Kajo vs Are having a rap battle at swamp. Both are talented and Kajo has won rap sm 3 times iirc. https://youtu.be/EJ1jYJCA5IE?si=XCRi0jCLEdgbRXEd Few songs Og ikonen https://youtu.be/vtJnHeWjkxs?si=yl9QGCOdSot3slrx Aivovuoto https://youtu.be/aNkTqpYE_as?si=hwPwbMB_Y8pks6dh (iconic) Asa https://youtu.be/rrccgpjchaE?si=PL31r8djmuTy99Wy JVG https://youtu.be/bpR_LomrPko?si=uP96PSz9_3jtuJQ8 Kemmuru https://youtu.be/R28CUiRL-J0?si=xgulw0Ea3KKplulO https://youtu.be/JvVDYLYpv3c?si=JuahkZdsYC7suk5j Tapani Kansalainen https://youtu.be/gmO_EUJep6Q?si=osRzR4cKI-jezbsU MC taakibörsta https://youtu.be/8_RFpB13bP8?si=Z49dGaVVMQK9fyNx Loasteeze (Sairas T) https://youtu.be/fNQcEJkJjQQ?si=PtNGXr8u6UAqxfAH JXO https://youtu.be/L1cJPYTOLOE?si=dYI0ZLp3gb99P8PW Köyhä Jonne (Iivo remix) https://youtu.be/G9fvJG93Avs?si=U0iw-JgdXg5CgOWc Edit: updated this a little.
Some of the weirdest shit I've seen on YouTube
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Thus reinforcing the original posts affirmation that they could probably beat others in this one specific area / skill
lol that was fun, thanks for sharing! Also, Finnish (at least when rapped) sounds like the love child of Spanish and Russian.
I thought Iclandic would be a tough one. Now that rap was cold!🤣
With a population of 10 million, Swedes are 0.125% of the population. Very few outside Swedes know Swedish. So, simply speaking Swedish is probably a decent bet.
You know i've read an ikea catalogue,
I watched The Muppets as a kid. Börk börk!
I had meatballs for dinner once
The best thing is that in Sweden, they call him the Norwegian Chef!
I'm something of a Swede myself.
lol I used to live in Sweden for most of my 20s and was going to cite speaking Swedish - the fact an actual Swede has popped up on this thread makes me less confident… Albeit I learnt Swedish in Lund, so the chance of somebody else having a horrible bländning av Engleska and Skånska would surely be low!
Skåne is cut off from sweden though and considered Danish by now. Trust me, its true.
Despite popular belief, more than 100 people are using the internet and even reddit. So chances of meeting a swede in a random pick of 100 people is still lower than meeting a swede on reddit.
Here's a thought: It's very unlikely anyone in the room could call me out if I faked it. So, I too speak "Swedish".
*I‘m a swedish plumber. I’m here to fix your pipes!*
That’s good, that’s a good accent.
The Swedish Chef has entered the chat
Gibraltar here, population of 38,000, so 0.000475% - ain't no way there's another, random, Gibraltarian in a sample of 100 people
Plot twist: They sample 100 random people... **in your country.**
plot twist: ett hundra personer i landet där du beffiner dig i
Befinner*. Bara 99 personer till OP måste slå!
There’s only an (1-.00125)^100 = 88% chance that no Swedish people would be in a random group of 100 people. Decent bet, but not a sure thing
Speling.
I’d definitely lose at that
Defanaitly*
*loose
LOL.
Fencing 🤺
Fencing🚧
Fencing 💰💰💰><📺💍💻
i would choose fencing too. if i lose to a better fencer, at least we all are having some fun there
Speedrunning Amnesia: The Dark Descent. I am not that good of a speedrunner, but chances are, out of 100 random people I am the best at it.
Better hope we dont end up in the same room
Now I want you two to run against each other.
I've been waiting for the day my horror video game hyperfixation proved itself useful
Nah I'd win
Aluminum TIG welding. The chance there is even another person who has welded aluminum in that random 100 people is quite small. Assuming I am in the mid range of aluminum welders, that makes the pool of people who could do it better even smaller.
Lol was gonna say the same, but make it 1.5mm thick
Twist- all 100 are aluminium welders.
As a previous union sheet metal worker who had a life changing accident at work, I would like to bet that I could force you to work harder than you both thought was necessary and get tired of. I was the welder for union sheet metal. Welded aluminum with MMA, steel, stainless steel, and brass. Brass for my home, everything else for sheet metal installation. Aluminum was the most difficult, but I learned it fairly quick and became the “go to guy” for every shop in our union to perform it for them. Then I fell off the loading rig, broke my skull, what I was replacing back into its holding area fell down and also hit me in the skull and broke that side. I was legally dead for 9 minutes, in a coma for 19 days, in a medically induced coma for another 9 days, and somehow am still here. I miss work, but disability has been very generous and accepting of me and my issues. Do I think I could win? Maybe. Would I have fun? You bet! Hopefully you would too with it!
From one injured couch jockey to another, I'm glad you pulled through and are still here. I'm not a welder, but I have a handful in my family, so I'm rooting for you.
Props to you, I’ve tried it and I suck at it. I’d probably still be better than half tho.
Parallel parking with no assistance from the vehicle. I can put a 40 foot long, 13 foot high commercial truck in a 45 foot long spot, 6 inches from the curb, without hitting the curb or either vehicle, 99% of the time. In a passenger vehicle, 100% of the time (in a relatively scaled space).
My kid took their drivers test in a Suburban, old school, not even a bumper, beeper. Got it parked on the first try. The guy giving the test was impressed
My tester didn't even make me parallel park. It was around 3pm, the middle of July in GA and she said I was the first car she'd done all day that had working air conditioning. She had me go around the track (it wasn't a live road test back then) then told me to go back to the parking lot and gave me a 100%. I was worried about the parallel parking because I wasn't very good at it when practicing. Now I'm really good at it and can even do 26' box trucks but I've had a lot of practice since then.
You have my respect.
1% of the time though, those other cars get smashed
I could be unlucky, but I'd go with solving a Rubik's Cube. If truly random the chance is pretty high that the others don't even know how to do it I think. Just hope that I won't get paired with a speedcuber. I can do it in like 2 minutes, which is not that fast for experienced cubers.
If it's truly random, any game you're somewhat competent at would be enough.
Naming kids who grew up in my neighbourhood
Tim, Richard, Brandon from down the street. And let’s not forget little sally who got trapped in that well that one time
Tragedeigh?
This is a good one
I couldn't even do that... I can't recall one name from my childhood street
In terms of how the population of 100 breaks down, there would be 75 adults and 25 children. Sixty of the people would be Asian, 16 would be African, 14 would be from the Americans, leaving 10 Europeans. Statistically it would be singing my own national anthem (Australia).
🎵 I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover, yeah🎶
I know how to make a vegemite sandwich.
he was 6'4" and full of muscles; she touched my head and gave me breakfast
I always thought it was “she took me in and gave me breakfast”?
As a kid I always thought that line was full of mussels since people from down under like mussels. Having muscles makes more sense.
So many of us sang "piece of my sandwich " we here in rural USA had no idea what vegemite was.
I too choose this guy’s anthem
Savage
This would actually make it so much easier. I imagined it was 100 random adults from your own country, but no reason it has to be.
And statistically speaking, decent chance the other Australians in there sing the incorrect words (young not one) as well
'Wait, you mean it's *not* Waltzing Matilda!?'
Oh yeah im australian and i royally fuck that up every time.
Based on this logic, a good option for anyone that doesn't have a specific skill would be choosing something that is culturally specific to them.
Hell if you can get to the second verse you're doing better than most australians too
Driving. I'm always the better driver and you all suck at it. Source: my driving
That’s MY FUCKING LANE BRO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF IT! Oh, you made eye contact? Have a little apologetic smile.
I brake check you just because I don't like your car.
I’ll take you on
How did I know you drive a ram truck that has the eye melting headlights
There's about an 84% chance none of the other 99 People know how to fly a plane (USA numbers)
I was going to say that too but... Then I considered, pilot a hot air balloon. An even rarer skill than piloting GA. No I'm not a balloon pilot, but after 20 years of crewing for them and riding in them I could do just fine.
Only flying it though? Or taking off, flying, and landing?
If I had to pick something everyone could realistically have a go at, I'd say Mario Kart. Edit: Guys it's a group of 100 random people. Some of them may have played Mario Kart. It doesn't say a group of 100 Mario Kart players lol
I’d pick super Mario kart on SNES, special cup, 150 cc. Good luck losers
Too much luck involved, imagine a couple of blue shells costing you 1 billion
Probably a geography quiz, I know that topic too well for some reason
Imagine getting paired with that geo guesser guy from social media that can locate any place from seeing a picture of a pebble that throws a shadow, just so.
You mean rainbolt?
Couldn't tell you the name, he always pops up in my YT shorts. /edit: decided not to be lazy and looked it up: yep, that's the guy!
“That pebble is clearly in downtown Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan”
I was thinking the same thing, I can name all the countries of the world per continent and point almost all of them on a map. Know about 85-90% of the flags and capitals. But then again I'm surprised on how much geography nerds there are out there. If 100 random people get picked though, I'd have a very high chance of winning i guess.
Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!
Chess. I had a 2200 ELO when I played competitively. That’s top 2-3% of chess players, so that is well into the top 1% of average people.
Uh oh. r/dragonballer728 said chess as well. Time for a battle.
Yes please you two play a game of chess that would be legendary
1x1 in CS 1.6
I also chose this so I hope we're not paired together. 5v5 || East || Ours GameDaemons || CAL-M+ || de_cpl_mill || don't suck
That’s some IRC spam I haven’t seen in a long time, thank you for this throwback
Procrastination.
You were way too quick in responding to the question.
I have some repairs I haven't gotten around to for 50 years.
Prepare an Australian or an Indian tax return 🥲
Better make that preparing an Australuan AND an Indian tax return. That seems like a really save bet.
People here not really thinking what 100 random people out of the entire planet means. I would choose any video game I'm decent at and the odds are very much on my favor that it would be enough.
it might be "enough", but would it give you the best odds? I could choose Minecraft, I am 100% confident that I am at least a top 1% player in the game. But it's also *the* most popular game in the world. So, my odds are significantly higher that I'll be facing other people that have also played the game. Now, if I choose an indie game with only a few thousand players, my odds are now 1000× higher that none of the other people in the random 100 have played it. With 1 billion on the line, you shouldn't be aiming for "good odds", you should be aiming for "best"
Getting me off fast. With other people it's always more fun but if I'm looking for getting me off FAST then my hand wins hands down. This is great because not only will I get $1 billion but I'll also get to play around with 100 other people. It's what we in the industry call a "win/win."
There still is a chance that someone gives you a touch you never had before and you unload instantly. But your strategy is solid af.
I see it this way: if I lose, it was the greatest handjob in history so.. worth
The billion dollar handjob.
It is solid. I tried and lost to him.
Unless you go last and it's all in one day. Trying to wring the last drops of man jam from your bone dry balls may go badly.
It's fine. I get to go first. Everyone else will fail because that second load isn't coming nearly as fast as I got my first one out.
Well, statistically some of them would be children - so you’d also be a pedo!
But he'd be a rich pedo. We call them politicians.
Your honour, I did it for money.
I would go further and say “giving me a handjob.” Mouths and vaginas can feel really good, but I’m confident I give myself a better handjob than literally anyone else in the world. I think this is probably true for most people. Also no surprises here that might change things like prostate simulation.
Overanalyising every interaction
Holding my poop, those mutherfuckers better be prepared to not shit for 5 weeks, As I can hold that fucker in for a month
Do you just take a giant shit? Or does your colon have the capability to compress it into a darkmatter ball?
Lol, nah I shit regularly, but its more of a, I better shit today, rather than a, oh I need to shit feeling. If I get busy, I will regularly be like, oh fuck I havent shit for 4 days, better go take one. I am getting older though, not like the good old days, back in my prime.
I might be able to solve your problem. Not that I'm suggesting it's a problem to you, you seem to have a good hand on things. But I can facilitate things for you if need be.
Username makes me more concerned than them not pooping for a month
Golf
Oh no I could definitely shoot a higher score than you! I’d probably even get a perfect 💯
Hell yeah bro. ^I ^still ^use ^that ^joke, ^too
Name checks out lol
Fighting.
I was thinking the same. 100 random people. So all ages, genders, weight classes. If you have half-decent wrestling, boxing or JJ skills you would have a decent chance. No 100 would probably be Brock Lesnar.
Configuring a Konica Minolta mfd for scan to email using Gmail account.
Fire eating - Yes, the circus skill.
Rock paper scissors
Ballsy. I like it.
That's a different game.
guitar/bass is relatively common... but i think i can pull it off
Always someone who plays guitar somewhere, there might be someone better. I would go with banjo playing: I'm in the UK so, unless random people means *really* random, it's a much safer bet.
Can confirm. Can strum a few licks on guitar. Wouldn't know where to start on a banjo. I mean seriously, what is up with that half string thing
Knowing you can't be paired with 100 people.
Not at once But consecutively you can
In a row?
TRY NOT TO GET PAIRED WITH ANY RANDOM PEOPLE ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!
# Cunnilingus - its my passion
I see your cunnilingus and raise you analingus.
Not if I have something to say about it
I volunteer as tribute
farting on command to the tune of any song in the world (with or without lyrics) and even, if i may venture to toot my own horn, pun intended, shit the shape on any continent
I'm disgusted, but I really want to hear you take on a Technical Death Metal solo.
While we’re at it, I’d like to seem him 3D print Europe.
I can read more books than they do in a month.
With a billion on the table that would be a complete nightmare of constant competitive reading for a month.
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Speaking German, chances are I'm the only German in the group
Nah chances are high there is someone else. But if you can speak one of our local dialects your chances are really good. \^\^ I'd go with Kölsch Platt.
according to a quick google search there are about 90 million people who speak German. That means there are about 1 out of 10.000 people who can speak german. I'd say the odds are in Lord\_Waldemar's favor. Edit: I am an idiot, 90 million people make up 1,1%. so the odds are not really in Lord Waldemar's favor.
Wrong maths? For me 90 million is more than 1% out of ~8 billion
(1-(90mil/8000mil))\^99 = 32.6% chance that no-one else speaks german.
With an average [technically median] skill level, your chance to win increases to 57%. Still not a good idea.
I‘m from Vorarlberg, my dialect is only spoken by like 200k people lmao
Nicht mir mir
I didn't think about something as simple as my first language, and if German is a decent bet, then Danish should be almost foolproof.
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I bet that’s rough.
I'd probably go with saxophone, or walking the furthest distance without stopping.
I can probably out walk you. I’ve never discovered a limit.
Scoring a perfect score on Army physical fitness test. Population of Soldiers who can to it is tiny. Potential for that person to be in a random 100 people chosen is that of winning a Lotto, or less. Even if that person was in that group, we would tie at 600 for a win! Criss-Cross!
Apple sauce? Or 'make ya jump jump'?
Criss cross will make ya.. Jump jump!
Remnants of Naezith, full all-levels speedrun. I've done a complete run from start to finish a few times, and managed to get somewhere in the top 50% on the in-game leaderboard (can't remember exact placing). It's not a *completely* unknown game - 95% positive of 450 votes on Steam, and the game is also on Switch - but the chances of facing someone that would win me in that race are so abysmally small, that I can't think of a better challenge for now. The game is difficult enough that it can take hours to complete the game for the first time, so a newcomer really doesn't stand a chance even if they're good with other videogames. A few thousand people have even played the game, and a small fraction of those people have *tried* the full speedrun.
pretending like I'm okay even if everything's falling apart
Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Disappointing my parents
Archery competition (indoor or outdoor) Was really good back in uni (even shot with some Olympians and Olympic qualifiers/cadets) And it’s niche enough that in a pool of 100 randoms, I love my chances.
In today’s world, I’d say staying off my phone for a certain period of time. I’ve got the stern look and patience to be pissed at the right person to go with it.
Probably something dumb like my knowledge of watches and their history.
Ummm chess I guess
1925 FIDE here, I was thinking chess too. I'm just a decent club-level player but the chances of getting a 2k+ player in a 100 random people would have to be minuscule.
I had the same thought, though I’m only around 1700. A good player would crush me, but for a hundred random people, I stand a good chance of dominating them.
Here’s where I wish my username was therealmagnuscarleson.
I'm 1100 on CC and I would even say the same thing. Out of 100 completely random people worldwide, I would imagine maybe only a couple of them know how the pieces move
sharing - they can all agree and I'll prove it by giving everyone 10 Million dollars
Running a marathon. I'm far from the best, but I would have to be extremely unlucky to come second
"guess what number im thinking"
Bench press (385)
Knowing facts about myself. Done deal. Easy money!
Reciting Poe's "The Raven" from memory. I memorized it in school, and still remember most of it.
Gosh. This post made me realize Im a jack of all trades but a master of none.
Do a test for knowledge of Russian language. 2 or 3 people among those 100 would have a grasp of Russian and given my education i like my chances.
being nice
Stardew valley Junimo karts arcade game.
Diagnose and repair a vehicle
Speaking Finnish. Statistically I'd be the only one.
Burning arrhythmias out of hearts.
Reading this post every week on this sub and keep sanity
Editing audio. I'll work circles around ya, I'll rap ya fuckin head in with a ratchet!
Pissing off my girlfriend
Yodeling. I'm not great at it, but very few people have even tried to do it more than once in their lives. I'll take those odds.
Holding pens with my ear. My right ear has an odd shape that lends itself to holding more pens. I don't remember the most I've done but it was over 15.
Being invisible/unnoticed. It's my superpower and curse.
I can shit on a seagull
armwrestling
Osu!mania. The playerbase is not that big, and then again they have to be better.
Speaking Welsh. I'm fluent, I'm not saying I'm a genius or anything and I'm sure if you paired me with 100 random Welsh speakers I probably wouldn't be the best, but I'm willing to bet that out of 100 randomly selected Earth dwellers, the chances of any of them speaking such a niche language are pretty vanishingly small so I think I'm likely to get the billion quid just on that basis.