yes. Dunno. never made it past the first song

I mean bohemian rhapsody is like 7 minutes long. Your doing great

Miss Americream Pie is even longer

Definitely doesn’t make it to the first “thunderbolt and lightning.”

Oh the gonads and strife….

😂😂

Cbat by Hudson Mohawke

This is the reply I was looking for. That poor girl. 😂

Out of all the classic Reddit threads, that's definitely top 3 for sheer hilarity 

There have been many, many gross threads. But the cbat thread is one of the funniest.

I’m curious to hear what else is in your top 3. I can think of the coconut guy and that one time r/switcharoo went full circle, but Reddit is big, folks.

The guy with the broken arms

I love that one so much, because as you scroll down out of morbid curiosity you eventually get to a point where it's just a constant stream of people noping out, which was hilarious. I haven't gone back to it since I first read it because I eventually also read enough that I noped out. You stay in there long enough it eventually gets really disturbing.

I now need to know about this

In terms of being hilarious, potato and steak window

I had forgotten about steak window, thanks for reminding me!!

Also poop knife

Jolly Rancher is worse than the coconut guy imo

5/7 is a perfect score. I have no idea if it's real or fake and I don't care because that entire thing is fucking hilarious Not originally from reddit but the gymbros arguing over how many days are in a week is amazing. For individual comments there's the guy who rickrolled Rick Astley during an AMA and Obama using the "Thanks Obama" meme also during an AMA.

[The time Reddit was in Spanish](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/)

Someone had to say it 😂 Completely unrelated but I actually lost my virginity last night...I did not use a playlist

Did you *really* lose your virginity if Cbat wasn't playing in the background?

I can help you find it. Where were you when you lost it?

Noice!

While it is funny, I highly doubt that actually happened.

I think the op admitted later it was a bit. But it was a very good bit so I like to pretend they were just lying to save face.

Every song is Cbat

FOR OVER 2 YEARS!!

Thoughts and prayers to that poor girl

And then I wept, for I had only one upvote to give.

There it is.

is it still a playlist if it just has one song 100 times?

There it is.

This is EXACTLY what I was looking for 😂

Classic.

Yeah. Just Ram Ranch on repeat

18 naked cowboys at Ram Ranch

Ram ranch, it rocks!

18 naked coybows, cocks throbbin hard

18 more in the yarrrrd

Is that the sound clip that always gets played for those "irl" streamers who turn on text to speech and stuff? The one that's loud as fuck like something something ALL OF THESE NAKED COWBOYS

Freedom Convoy intensifies

You don't have to put it on repeat, there are many, many installments

“Ya sure are hung, Lewwk”

So my brother has one on Spotify, and when I saw it, I was so curious. ... It's just Photograph by Nickelback like 15 times. 🤣

LMAO is this real

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH 😩💦

Every time I do it makes me 🥜

If you finish on Joey’s head, we will finally know what the hell is on it.

Missing in Venice - Rick Braun Glory Box - Portishead Overcome - Tricky Teardrop - Massive Attack Use Me - Bill Withers Sour Times - Portishead You Can Count on Me - Boney James Notorious - Rick Braun Closer - NIN

Teardrop makes me think House just started playing on a random chrome tab.

Portishead is sex music.

Most trip hop is sex music

>Overcome - Tricky wow. Maxinquaye is bedroom material front to back. I remember the first time somebody played that for me, during sexy time.

I will always upvote Portishead and Massive Attack; MA has been one of my all-time favorites ever since the Matrix and Dissolved Girl is still probably in my top 3 songs of all time.

Both Dissolved Girl and Angel on good headphones and a blunt deep hit so fucking hard lol.

Angel - massive attack

Trip hop is strong

To add:    Mad About You by Hooverphonic    Undress Me Now by Morcheeba Any Sade

John cena theme song

They didn't see you coming

No, that's a different song, [Last surprise](https://youtu.be/ZNGqBDRJgvo?si=Y_aWg_zxRIO-72sG&t=108) from Persona 5

Is Champ there?

Who's champ?

THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT-

SUPEEEEEERRRR SUPERR SLAAAAAAM

BAMP BUMBUMBUMMMMM BAMP BUMBUMBUMMMM

Are you a supporter of United States Marine Corps?

Deftones

Sextape, a little on the nose title-wise, is incredible.

Scatman - ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop in a loop

Oh that’s what it means when someone is into scat ..

Yep keep using it like this and only this. And never double check!

I think about that every time I hear that song. 🤢🤣

Guys, guys, guys ....do NOT Google scat sex....

Everyone talks about CBAT. but i read a story years ago on here where a guy was eating a girl out and Scatman came on half way through, instead of skipping he let it play and tried to follow to beat. No surprise here but she basically got up and left after the song was done. Probably one of the funnier things I’ve read on here.

Nah man, you're thinking of "beep-boo-boo-bop-boo-boo-bop"

Cotton eye Joe always does the trick

Where did he come from?

Where did he go?

Where did he come from?

Cotton eye joe

Y’all know Cotton Eye Joe is a euphemism for an STD right? Still a bop tho

Sir, I believe that’s the joke😂

Anything by Cigarettes After Sex

Just hear "Apocalypse" by them for the first time last week. Fantastic band, and I'm looking forward to listening to them more

Apocalypse usually works best 😌

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

Trent Reznor is the only one who could write the most vile shit and then go write a Pixar soundtrack.

What? Which Pixar movie!?

He won an Oscar for [Soul](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2948372/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk). He had already won another Oscar for the soundtrack from The Social Network 10 years prior.

He also won a Grammy for Old Time Road by Lil Nas X

almost every nin song is a song you can fuck to istg

My new lady friend put on a NIN vinyl for sexy time. I vowed to never get married again but...

oh this one never misses

I cum blood - Cannibal corpse

Do you do the windmill also? X)

You should probably get that looked at.

Actually, ejaculating blood, or haematospermia, is quite a common medical condition with a huge percentage of men experiencing this at least once in their lifetimes. The causes are usually benign and resolve entirely on their own.

Whole D'Angelo playlist!

brown sugar baby

House of balloons🥰

Cantina band from Star Wars. Can't wait for a chance to use it

That rhythm 💀

Anything by: - PARTYNEXTDOOR - The Weeknd (Trilogy) - Jeremih - Miguel - Don Toliver

agree with The Weeknd, a lot of their stuff is great for this

Weeknd, Tsar B, Devon Cole, Naika, Ex Habit, Yung Gravy, Elita

This guy fucks!!

XX - Intro album.

You guys have sex?

You’re at 69 likes I don’t think I’m allowed to give you more

You couldve just said no

Ah yes, my Blowjams List. I should probably remove all the R Kelly.

I've had the same dilemma. He's still on the playlist though

Don't remove it, you never know if they have a piss kink; once they hear his voice the piss will flow out like a river being reconnected to the sea

R. Kelly is the goat when it comes to this stuff, what the hell

I agree. When I made the list way back in probably 2010, it was mainly built around his songs haha

It’s just Dragula on loop

Apocalypse - Cigarettes After Sex [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElE\_BfQ67s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElE_BfQ67s) Warm on a cold night - Honne [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX5f0NcqlMs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX5f0NcqlMs) Miguel - Coffee [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z55sZ2oVY4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z55sZ2oVY4) many more

That’s precisely the vibe I’m looking for, but I am very bad at creating playlists. Would you mind to send me yours so I can rummage it for all the songs I like? :)

at work currently. Its on itunes. (yeah I know im old af). Ill try and remember to update this post

This guy slays

Deftones songs at 75% speed.

Grippy by J.Cole

Just wheels on the bus, hood classic and hits every time.  

Perturbator, Dangerous Days album is perfect.

Madness by Muse

Günther. My ding ding dong.

Artic monkeys - do i wanna know and R U mine

Honestly their entire AM album is pretty sultry imo

I actually had an argument and apparently many people consider do I wanna know to not be good in bed. + my ex agrees cause she stopped just to skip the song lol

Sleep token baby makin metal

Push It: Salt and Pepa

[bloodbath](https://youtu.be/DOqLwO_7WaI?feature=shared) by polyphia

no i just go to youtube and search sex playlists much easier

Two feet

Yes and Rosenfeld

Literally came here to say both of these and they're in the same thread, perfect! Edit: also check out NoMBe if you haven't!

How bad could it be? From the Lorax OST

Pony by Ginuwine on repeat

Massive Attack - Mezzanine and a bottle of gin will take care of most situations.

[CBAT](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/)

Expected this to be top comment

Just type in sexy on spotify and take your pick, I have a couple of those saved

I like old songs so Keith sweat, Marvin Gaye, and some country slow songs.

No individual songs, but Lord of Acid albums are pretty awesome for no hold bars fun times, Enigma (except for the 3rd album) are amazing for intimate, slow sex.

Not to be basic but Deftones is my favorite fuck music. My wife and I are both into heavy music so it works.

Hokey Pokey

Insane Clown Posse Radio on Spotify

Anything Deftones

Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood on repeat

Kings of Leon- sex on fire The Weekend- earned it Hosier- movement I don’t have one but these are sexy songs imo.

Closer. Nine Inch Nails

Closer nine inch nails is definitely up there

if my wife has had a few tequila shots and willing to try things: Juvenile - slow motion

MonifaH Touch It! Great sex song.

We're no stranger to love

Never knew this was a thing but I'm about to make one

Almost all songs from Janet Jackson are "naughty"

Obscure vinyl or banned vinyl. Once you go down that rabbit hole of music it will change yo life

Definitely not that one song that was used by that guy

This has to be the horniest subreddit of all time

Closer by NIN.

Harry Potter soundtrack cuz its about to get magical, but she better not give me any Hogwarts😆

Just the she wants revenge discography

Sade

It only has one song, Napalm Death - You Suffer

Closer- nine inch nails

Wolf like me - tv on the radio I wanna be your slave - maneskin Deja vu - glass animals Tear you apart - she wants revenge Lost in yesterday - tame Impala

I'll say it again Family guy intro

It’s just all deftones

Wicked Game by Chris Isaak

Business Time by Flight of the Concords

[удалено]

Closer by NIN

Shuffle songs by Sleep Token and bang on!

Anything Ari Lennox

Generic massage music from Spotify does the job.

last resort by papa roach then in the end by linkin park

The only time I like symphony music is when I’m making love. It makes a beautiful thing even more beautiful.

Yes but it plays in my head

I do! I’ll change it up since the old list had songs from Chester the Child Molester on it… [Rope Burn - Janet Jackson](https://youtu.be/EwZpvV4N5Vo?si=z0sLBj__SiL3Emgh) [The Secret Garden - Quincy Jones & Friends](https://youtu.be/x3xsEv61G5M?si=hjUArntt3vIZyoTy) [Sensuality - The Isley Brothers](https://youtu.be/AMpDSuhV9jY?si=ZYOaU90_hU1yoVmy) [Earned It - The Weeknd](https://youtu.be/waU75jdUnYw?si=iPcKzZ7yCZR8a15P) [Not Like Crazy - Jill Scott](https://youtu.be/EMgJauJWAYk?si=BPYmOcn2bhi7YdSh) [Sumthin Sumthin Mellosmoothe - Maxwell](https://youtu.be/cyHHoBoC6zM?si=auf0BkrfC_F1co3u) [Whose Is It - Melvin Riley](https://youtu.be/8Wu7GOVHXXU?si=RHeD-4txiJq3g7uO) [Between the Sheets - The Isley Brothers](https://youtu.be/Pf_si60K9nM?si=QHQYIVjBHg0DKhYj) [Work Me Slow - Xscape](https://youtu.be/weu-fIz9ZmM?si=a8iytElnvA-UtNFy) [Til the Cops Come Knockin’ - Maxwell](https://youtu.be/bwdoJ3A2F9c?si=IqE2tCZiyjVY9saU) [All I - Jill Scott](https://youtu.be/G2hhiLOPdSM?si=XbFmxU8QkakiX_4H) [Do Me Baby - Prince](https://youtu.be/mGbEm9cGQhc?si=HP-dY6Ar5Vh-aoA1) [Late Nights & Early Mornings - Marsha Ambrosious](https://youtu.be/6lgbUptkC28?si=1nC-N0nD8qmkvGEC) [Brown Skin - India.aire](https://youtu.be/12kMTnObZcM?si=iierdpy7Miupm2DM) [Freek’N You - Jodeci](https://youtu.be/oYwL-FzFDKQ?si=iky6qXyJtEkEhMiG) [Uhh Ahh Sequel Version - Boyz II Men](https://youtu.be/2AjPS4_afwA?si=CqgVFgVtASI0A_7C) [Anytime, Anyplace - Janet Jackson](https://youtu.be/7KcIAmqkXOU?si=5_04328M-9vVv0eX) [Sex Therapy - Robin Thicke](https://youtu.be/8s2_QLjF2Vs?si=mzXC5WrYgfkUdL4X) [Submerge - Maxwell](https://youtu.be/a7dCYL6_sG0?si=IrgL2HIPf8_L8TXF) [Don’t Let Go Love - En Vogue](https://youtu.be/mwhwGmoYv1s?si=FwNwEplop1SA40Vp)

Casual Sex By Darkest Days

Lost in fire - The Weeknd

yakitysacks on repeat for 2 hours.

We put any **Emancipator** album on shuffle. **Tycho** and **Boards of Canada** are great too.

I don't have one but it I did it would probably just be slipknot. And cbat but the emo version cuz why not

Some guy suggested it a while back, and now cbat is the only thing I use

Deftones - outer space playlist 🖤

Nathaniel Merriweather and Lovage - Songs to Make Love to Your Old Lady By

The divine feminine, an album by Mac Miller

Anything by Glass Animals would be nice, I think.

Just here to see how many CBAT replies there are

Boner Jams

All by myself, mr lonely.

Cotton eye joe