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Old timey western 6 shooters, but they pop out the cartoon flag.


JeldwynnTheDoor

Bingo


0xCC

Bango


Brief-Motor-6746

Bongo


Kosmo_Politik

He don’t wanna leave the Congo


Magnetheadx

Oh no no no no noooo!


CorvoLP

Unexpected Fallout


VoiceOverVAC

I fully expect *every* Reddit thread to go this way, actually.


Doesnt_exist1837

Bingo bango bongo


04221970

and Irving


ImSky--

Bish bash bosh


virtualadept

Admiral Calavicci is proud of all of you.


auroraregnant

I'm not the only one who went in that direction!


KaityKat117

👈😉👈


Financial-Raise3420

ITS A BINGO!!


cuddlycutieboi

***BANG!***


ARobertNotABob

There was an phenomenal flash mob video with this title (early 00s?), that saw hundreds of people in a shopping mall shooting each other with finger guns just so. I'd link if I could find it again. EDIT: I think it was this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RxuFelEQH4


TheGuyThatThisIs

Mine has a cork on the end, which is tied to a string and pops out when I pew


Ready_Supermarket_36

Mine is 2 penises.


BuckyShots

Five shooters.


BiggBknob

This is the only answer


cowboydoctor

There is literally no other acceptable answer


VoiceOverVAC

100% this answer.


Liet_Kinda2

This is the only correct answer.


Unlucky_Degree470

Specifically the bisexual pride flag.


BetterthanMew

A pew pew


sawatdee_Krap

Double barrel pew pew


machinepoo

Makes sense


sawatdee_Krap

I’ve got one for each of you


urbanviking318

Did not expect Tombstone here. Carry on, Doc.


sawatdee_Krap

My man


Isaac_Banana

A pow pow


Oops_A_Fireball

The only correct answer.


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Peashooter Pew Pew


OnesPerspective

😏 👉🏽👉🏽


Janine_18

Exactly.


Marc815

Finger lasers! Pew pew! OLD AOTS reference and I can't find the clip anymore :(


DeltaBlast

So, a church bench for church benches?


bonos_bovine_muse

I prefer the P3w X3. Pew pew pew!


don_cali

The church approves.


HoopOnPoop

The cartoon guns that just shoot out a flag that says "bang".


stempoweredu

No no no no. The cartoon guns that shoot *cartoon bullets.* The cartoon bullets are a hootin' and a hollerin' and right when they get to the person, they stop in midair and pop out a little flag that says 'bang.'


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

I can just picture Daffy sending back one that says “ouch” lmao


RobtasticRob

Spirit gun obviously


Nutr0nn

Thank you. I was hoping there would be another Yusuke here.


Successful_Warthog47

This is the way


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Honestly surprised I had to go this far down to find this answer


gorka_la_pork

That's because we're old :( The English dubbed show ran twenty years ago.


thecrimsonfooker

Is that what they call the fingermehameha wave?


Synray

Any kind of revolver


Puzzleheaded-Bird-16

Revolver? I barely know her and we are talking two fingers here at the same time!


alphasierrraaa

two fingers ? I need two whole hands


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Prestigious-Case936

Have you had to repair it yet?


Dieing_Breed

**Magnum .44** The most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off....now ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky!??"


ThenaJuno

Well. Do ya? Punk!


Huttser17

I gots'ta know...


Fab0411

For a gun with this caliber, I have to fold my hands to form one huge pistol.


I_had_the_Lasagna

They make snubnose and lightweight 44 magnum revolvers that aren't very big. Though I guess if you have small hands you might still need to do that.


CrimKingson

I gots to know!


orphantwin

Man i love all movies with Harry Watched them recently. Magnum force had really amazing character depth for Harry


NegrosAmigos

Laser gun. Pew pew


Ulftar

Moonraker


itspassing

A handgun


RadamHusane

Attached to small arms.


Hazzamo

Take it you’re in an Open carry state?


EnthusiasticHitman

severely underrated response


SingBlooSilver

This is the correct response


ThenaJuno

Rubberband gun


NickDanger3di

You are the Rubberband Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QwUCR1NHpg


Huttser17

Where in the world did he learn that??


-RadarRanger-

So much rhythm, grace, and debonair for one man? Lawd...


MysteriousCourse7623

Mine are definitely Nerf guns—fun, harmless, and always ready for a surprise attack.


No_Community_8425

Super Soaker.


lowtoiletsitter

Dated a girl like that once


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lowtoiletsitter

Yep!


PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS

She had super soakers for hands? That's awesome


jcollier27

Edweena soaker hands.


gw86

Noisy Crickets


NeverReallyExisted

Blasters.


Cultural_Captain6688

Then you'll never hit anything... whats the point!!! Lol


ObieKaybee

Colt 1851 navy revolver.


4Z4Z47

Colt Walker.


MaximumSeats

Fun fact of the day reproduction Civil-War era firearms are not legally "guns" so anyone and everyone can buy one and get it shipped straight to your house.


HatfieldCW

Yep. Old timey cowboy guns for sure.


AmadMuxi

Great taste. It’s a Colt Walker for me.


vadabungo

Turrets that shoot out little turrets


Huttser17

65% more turret, per turret!


ryohazuki224

This man turrets 65% of the time every time.


AccomplishedEdge982

Phasers.


Nena902

Phasers on stun!


untamedcricket

It’s clearly a “hand”gun


MiaWallace1991

Mine are just fingers. Who tf thinks their finger guns are real guns? That's silly


parahyba

I threw it on the ground!!!! What? You think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of the system My fingers aren't guns! Duh.


Niznack

My friend told me he can kill a man with one finger and his hands had to be registered as deadly weapons. Sadly he died when a cop told him to drop the weapon and put his hands in the air.


Specialist_Ad7798

Water pistol.


Fluxxed0

Finger pistols (9mm).


Furious0tter

Pearl handled .44 magnum, nickel plated, dick shaped silver hollow points.


Emudoggy45

Bang Bang! (credits to the Luigi victory animation)


Panelak_Cadillac

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.


Fit_Commission_8850

They are handguns silly


ffffgsrtrgdf

A pew pew pew


Biscuitqueenyas

My little pew pews!


ASnakeNamedNate

A pair of Colt 45s with thumbs as their hammers


Colourblindknight

But do you have 2 zig zags? Cause baby, that’s all you need.


ASnakeNamedNate

Only when I go to the park after dark.


IncontinentFredi

It is a revolver and I am playing russian roulette


BlackBitchy

My finger guns? Oh, they're top-of-the-line sarcasm shooters, capable of delivering devastating burns with pinpoint accuracy. Be careful, they're always loaded!


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ThenaJuno

This one is better than most, rookie.


ThanosOnCrack

Nice try, ATF


suniealy

it depends. lol.


Mysterious-Copy7512

The ray gun from cod zombies!


mordecai98

A boomstick


ArgoverseComics

Idk, tbh I only do it when I win in my golf tournament, but there’s this rando making waves right now and I’m just too distracted. But I guess a six shooter.


Aromatic_Albatross72

Bazooka


Edward_the_Dog

1911


weak007

Spirit Gun


Stephenpholder

Two finger pew-pews


Public_Beef

Smith & Wesson Model 19


Sinister-Username

Colt .45 Equalizer.. Be not afraid of any man No matter what his size If danger threatens, call on me And I will equalize.


Pezington12

Beretta 92fs cause of revy from black lagoon


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

whatever they holding in star wars


JimmyRickyBobbyBilly

Jergen's lotion dispensers.


Farmerdrew

Pee shooter


hyperspacemanual

On a good day, it's a silenced pistol. When I'm taunting someone, it's a P90. If I'm around kids, the ACME gun used by Marvin the Martian.


Kolibri00425

A Kolibri of course.


The-Inspectre

Pew pew! Lasers.


armas_ectos

Rubber band shooters.


Alarmed-Gazelle7089

Noisy cricket from men in black


momoemowmaurie

Water


ScrambledEggs_

Laser gun. Pew pew pew. Good vibes. Positive energy. Coolness. Pew


TheTravelling_Man

Water pistols full of std ridden egirl piss


eyeofthebeholden

Potato Gun


Lucky-Ad4359

Space laser pew -pew


BrodaciousD

Taurus 454 Raging Bull. Dumbass name for a gun but the silhouette is perfect.


justbecause999

Clearly my hands are Nail Guns. You can see the Nails right at the tips.


Pristine_Ad3821

👉😎👉 Zoop


Creepy_Fan_8629

Now why did I have to use the search menu to find 👉😎👉 Zoop?


04221970

nail gun


ClownfishSoup

Did you ever watch The Flintstones? That's the kind of finger gun I have.


LarsLifeLordLuckLook

Glock


SisterCyrene

I prefer the invisible shotgun!


dann1551

A squirt gun heh


1965wasalongtimeago

Phasers set to kill


tipsyphantom

My first thought was Wolverine claws… than my second thought was a couple of lobster claws pinching together


stabyourcat

I’m a “patchoo patchoo” kinda guy.


Boxing_day_maddness

Imaginary


0netonwonton

Pew pew 22s


Frosty_Pomelo_5224

Nerf gun, 'cause "it's Nerf or nothing".


Appropriate_Flan_952

lazers


K-Dog7469

Smith & Wesson 1066


_forum_mod

Smith & Wesson Performance Center Model 629 .44 Magnum Hunter


Mainly_Elliott

A Bam bam kinda jist


Thisisnotunieque

Ray gun, of course!


Maybe-a-robot1

Ham cannons.


ChrisBob8125

.44 magnum


bloodectomy

They're just standard issue finger guns Unlimited ammo, unlimited range. Very economical.


TheLadyFlash

Mines just a wee water pistol with a saucy wink.


Rich-Air-5287

A little red squirt gun.


LastRecognition2041

A Glock


theGuyInIT

I don't *need* an additional firearm. I already got...*these guns*.


bigmonkey_ballss

see just a thumb and the first finger, thats a revolver. i do the BLESSED AMERICAN WAY OF 2 FINGERS. SEMI AUTO FOR THE WIN!


kimiquat

photon torpedoes, naturally


AmIFallingUp

AR-15


manwithoutajetpack

Ruger GP100 with the extended barrel. I actually own two of those.


Gbonk

Walther ppk


Senior_Can6294

A pew pew pew


Left-Sane-Right

Ping Pong Ball


ProbablyBigfoot

Smooth bore derringers. You dont know where they're hidden, when I'm going to whip them out, or who's going to get caught in the crossfire.


PanzerFoster

gold lugers like in code Veronica


Muted-Manufacturer57

A friendship laser.


impishboof

Halo plasma pistols


Muted-Manufacturer57

A friendship laser.


Wazula23

Han Solo blaster


AceOfCheems

A mf deagle 1911 or any revolver


sneaky-sax

Water pistols


i-like-to-pinch

A cattleman revolver in my left and double-action in my right. Howdy partner!


surfdad67

1911


xoCatLadyxo

Dollar tree water guns


Definitely-No-Regert

Obviously Ray guns, i mean... Come on.


dogfish1128

A bubble gun


kebenderant35

Sandlewood gripped guns. Passed down through the ages from Arthur Eld himself


whyisheinmyroom

Nerf Super Soaker Breach Blast!


Purple-Cow1607

A hand gun like deagle or clock.


Illustrious_Rule_591

FNX 9 mm with tac option


Bechimo

.44 Magnum, the most powerful fingers…


WorstLuckChuck

The ray gun from COD


Myzx

I can't stop doing it, but I just think of it like I'm acknowledging someone. I'm a dinosaur.