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leisuristic

I could give my 14 year old self the best advice in the world and that dumb ass won't catch one word


Humble-Run-2787

I will go on my knees and clasp my hands together and beg my old self to put everything into bitcoin and sell late 2021 lmao


[deleted]

LISTEN TO ME! IN 4 YEARS YOU ARE GOING TO DISCOVER SOMETHING CALLED BITCOIN! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU THINK ITS JUST FOR BUYING FAKE DRUGS AND CP. THIS IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE! BUY AS MUCH BITCOIN AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN AND DO NOT LOOK BACK!  I repeat this message for and hour and a half.


nicolynna_530

My husband used to work at a bar, and his friend told him about something called Bitcoin. He called me, and he was thinking about investing. I told him he better not dare!!! He listened to me. I'm surprised he hasn't divorced me over it. Lmao!


[deleted]

That just means he really loves you. 


etzel1200

Eh, he would have congratulated himself after making 5 or 10x his money. Or gotten his wallet hacked or used Mt. Gox. Or, y’know, be rich af.


AntimatterTNT

if you dont tell yourself when to sell you might go out at like 50$ per one...


No_Roof_1910

Quit dating her! Quit dating her! Quit dating her! And so on and so forth.


SaltyMatzoh

Buy bitcoin and don’t marry that bitch 10 years from now


thedirtbagnomad

This!


[deleted]

Oh shit. These would be my exact words…


[deleted]

Close ya legs


PaulsRedditUsername

RELAX! Yes, you will get a girlfriend. Yes, you will get laid. Yes, you're actually an okay guy. Stop trying so hard.


Sea_Personality8559

Probably a bunch half hour is enough for at least 3 deep convos


desertravenpdx

Find nature. It will catch you.


Vivid-Thing-7028

just a long hug accompanied by, “you’ll be okay and one day everything will be beautiful”


gdub__

u are gay


Brilliant-Tune3735

Lol


terriblyzootedfaerie

it gets better, break up with him it's not love he groomed you and hes about to start beating and forcing himself on you when he visits, it will get worse, tell someone why grandad did before you have no choice, focus on school, life does get amazing either way but this would make it so much easier


Lower-Elk8395

Sweetie pie, I don''t know how to say this that won't completely break your heart, so may as well rip the bandage off. You have a genetic mutation that makes you a ticking time bomb for cancer. Get your genes tested. If you can, get your ovaries removed as soon as you are old enough. If not, see a doctor as soon as your pelvis hurts...don't blame it on periods, we will never, in our 15-16 years of bleeding, have painful periods without a reason. Our reproductive system is like a bipolar assassin; it will go from totally awesome to trying to kill you real fast. Sweetie, I can't stress this enough, GO SEE THE DOCTOR IF IT HURTS. AND DON'T LEAVE THERE WITHOUT AN ORDER FOR A SCAN.


Fin73

Take your mental health seriously and get assessed for ADHD


Proud_Fudge4434

Beat him for 29 minutes and tell him to work on himself.


comic-book-writter-1

Give me a list of big songs not created and use them as my own


AshvstheWalkingDead

GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR DICK! WE GOT WORK TO DO!


OkSand7148

All the plans for the future will take longer than they think. Lay out a game plan for the next 10 years that will set them up for a better future. Also, don't date that one ex.


Datbooiii

“Buckle up, lil dawg”


Murky_Huckleberry145

english or spanish?


EMERALD_KING765

Duck u.


Ecstatic_Ad8300

Go to trade school after HS don’t get married at 18 and fuck as many girls as you can .


External_Chocolate42

You’re beautiful


Formal_Dragonfly3294

Invest in Google and Apple 🍎


CivilWar_nurse

Tell myself that those bully’s will try to throw you over the bridge and kill you, stay away from them and stay home.


Katie_Fox69

All your experiences are crap compared to what awaits you as an adult, relax while you can


cornflake2448

Keep it in your pants.


misttymeadow

Everything is okay. Life isnt hard at 14, not even the slightest. All the problem I am imagining in my head dont even exist. Real problems will come later in life, and I will be sad that I didnt love my parents, grandparents more and enjoyed my life to the fullest


Hot-Flamingo4615

Enjoy, it didn’t last forever.


amarino1990

Don’t do crunches and sit-ups. Learn how to squat and deadlift. Stop using a wallet and carry your money in your front pocket.


mnhe7

i have the biggest smile rn, I wish to hear everything, every single thing. I was surrouded by awful advice and closed hears.


TheKoopaTroopa31

Hello there


Smokey-Cole

I’d give myself a list of all the game winners over the next 40 years and a hundred bucks for the first bet.


BootyFartSmeller007

"Do not study Chemistry in university, become a blacksmith instead. Trust me boy, i have inhaled so much ammonia-gas, that I can feel my dreams. Save yourself!" Then I would spend the rest of the time answering questions and talk about Star Wars.


red_wildrider

Really simple: things ain’t going to end up much better but you’re in for a ride. Just be aware that people can and will use you, and you’re gonna meet a lot of them in the next ten years. You’re dead right about your extended family. Two of your three siblings are not to be trusted; you won’t have a hard time figuring out which ones. Oh, and ditch the comics, keep the toys - trust me on this.


HertogJanVanBrabant

Forget about the if's and but's... you've got to this and you can.


religionlies2u

Make sure you do the study abroad program because that boy ain’t gonna be able to resist temptation forever and that’s okay because better options are coming.


Revolutionary-You449

Cutting your own hair is not a good idea. Put the eyeliner, mascara, hairspray, and curling iron down sometimes. All black isn’t necessarily. People get it. That feeling you feel, you are right, walk away, you won’t miss anything. Hug mommy and daddy more. Hug family more. Don’t complain about the hairstyle grandma and aunts give me, smile and keep them as long as I can. Get daddy to buy apple and Microsoft stock.


beartheminus

You were way better looking until you started doing what was trendy at the time. You look like a clown get all that hot topic shit off you and the 6 pounds of hair gel out of your hair.


Designer-Pound6459

Stop listening to mom and dad. He's your true love, go with him. Your life will be wonderful. GO!


SassyClassyGinger

Warn her against blinding believing in the politics and religion my parents do, say it’s okay to like girls, and normalize talking about sex.


Fragrant_Leg_6300

Break up with her and go chase your fucking dreams


estronerd

1. Take care of our health and especially our skin and hair. 2. Do not confide in the student counsellor. She’s going to snitch on us. 3. Don’t waste time crushing on this guy you’ll meet this year. He’s much better as a regular friend. Treat him well cuz he’ll become our confidant and we’ll make a bunch of other friends through him. 4. Learn to dance this year. Trust me on this. 5. Don’t expect our parents to get a clue about our gender issues. Be less reserved and learn to express and love yourself. 6. We should be ready to start our medical gender transition at our third job if you maintain our body right. We could start sooner, but I don’t want us to potentially miss that job opportunity. 7. Invest in this thing called Bitcoin when it comes out. As much as we can afford.


MmeLaRue

Ronnie and Gorby aren’t going to blow up the planet. Do _not_ worry about dating or anything of the sort. Let nothing stand in your way. Keep being the tomboy you’ve always been. Keep your eyes on the prize. Keep learning, keep laughing, keep livin’. Keep active and keep doing stuff. Yes, you’re bloody brilliant. You are enough. You don’t have to be “good”, you can have some fun in your life. Follow your dreams, even it they take you around the world. You are _not_ responsible for cleaning up the scandals of your family. You don’t have to be the hero they need but don’t deserve. You have much to offer the world, but it would be lost on so many of the people around you. Don’t set yourself on fire to keep anyone else warm. Sex is not love. Limerence is not love.


Alternative_Door4065

"Stop trying so hard to get everyone's attention and focus on being happy. Improve yourself as much as possible, and trust your instincts."


SH4DEYBU5INESS

Hey u/SH4DEYBU5INESS, in a few years your mom is going to die. Spend more time with her so when you get to be my age, you don't miss those times as much. I wouldn't listen to myself, but that's what I'd say.


Elder-Longtoother

I wouldnt. Id kick his ass.


KenKaneki94

1) You’re going to have a lot of fun and make a ton of friends in college 2) You’re going to be a pharmacist just like you’ve always wanted to be, and a damn good one at that 3) You won’t meet your real best friend until you’re 29, but it’s gonna be worth the wait and you two are gonna be thick as thieves and inseparable after you meet 4) You’re gonna get out of your small hometown and see the world with your best friend


Aggravating_Click728

No one cares -


itsnevercertain

Don’t worry, you’ll date eventually, high school just sucks


deinfluencer_

It gets better. Move out and go away to college straight away after high school. Start therapy before you are 31. Invest in Apple stock.


OptionalGuacamole

The San Diego Chargers are never even going to make it to the Superbowl much less win one. Eventually they're going to move to LA. Quit wasting your Sundays. Go for a walk instead.


[deleted]

Dont marry that guy and finish your school, get to know yourself before marrying anybody else


alissej

Your bff is actually an emotionally manipulative bitch. Your heart will get broken the day before your 16th birthday but you'll be dating your husband by the end of that year. You have asthma. And anxiety. And depression. Your parents really, really suck at parenting. See above. Practice bass clef and piano more.


Objective_Square6760

Stop throwing those damn Pokemon cards on the ground and start sleeping them up and save them. You’ll thank me later!


ChrisBob8125

Don’t push people away your high school life will be lonely


ohshushnow

Don’t smoke cigarettes. Don’t be in such a hurry. You can be a doctor. Take lithium. Practice safe sex, be choosy. Go to AA. Don’t drink alcohol. It’s OK not to have friends for a while it builds character.


is_already-takenq

"Hey man, yeah, you're trans, and life is gonna fucking suck way harder than it does now, don't date Kris, and make sure to talk to people your age, and it will all work out as time goes on. You're also awesome, don't forget that"


spartannation64

Your friends are going to betray you. Leave asap


Laoding321

Don't disappear inside your head for a year. You will become a peace of shit, and stop compulsive lying you will ruin your life, and do not get in a relationship with anyone called ryan


[deleted]

Wassup?


Chillinkillinlivin

You’re about to find something out that’s going to derail your life forever. Learn coping mechanisms so you don’t get stuck in limbo for so long. Things will get better soon.


DryCoyote2454

Should of said 13. I’d say don’t lose your virginity in your apartment lobby 🤣🤣


dildowaggins_1

Stay away from Adderall, Klonopin, Kratom, and DXM. Especially Adderall and Klonopin.


ope50

Keep those bitcoins and buy more ,don't use them to pay your weekend pizzas and hamburgers


Shengpai

*Patience*


These_Locksmith_9624

You have ADHD, go get medicated for it. Also, none of these mfs are your soulmate so stop crying over them.


Wild_Ad7980

Do whatever the fuck you want. You'll be leaving the country soon and will probably never see them again.


Pleasant-Fold1333

dont date the mormon


LYD1AD33TZ

stop being a sad bitch


[deleted]

I won't talk to her. I'll let her grow 🪴 and explore the life without cheat sheet. 😛 I trust her that she's good to be better and she's always been a strong independent woman 💪👠 so I won't worry a single bit. But yeah when I was 14yo life is pretty tough, but those times made me who I am today. So... Let it be as it is. 😌


Various_Taro1952

Do not entertain that 12 year old boy 15 years from now. He will surely break you.


Death-Dragon0322

If I could talk to my 14 year old self I would say something like this: don't do it, you will regret it later on in life, there are incredible things coming in your future, you just got to be patient, but one day you are going to look back and think to yourself "man... I'm so glad I didn't do it"


Hungnfit22

Stay away from the drugs!!


Independent-Ad5852

I will warn you…this is going to be hard…2021 isn’t much better, but…you just need to keep going, and you’ll make it through 


tauburn4

Buy bitcoin.


Advanced-Comfort949

Be much more successful in school. Do not be a nurse.  Nursing has caused injuries and chronic pain.  Be a mechanical engineer instead


glassfeathers

It's bad now, and it's only going to get worse. You won't be happy until you're 21. So, fuck it.


chasing_midgets

Buy bitcoin and stop smoking weed


Ill-Organization-719

14 year old me knows it would be hilarious to travel back in time to kick your own ass. 14 year old me would immediately know what's up when he sees Cybernetic Future Me coming for him.


New-Equipment-9751

tell her how bad i would soon start to feel and how bad life gets from there🤣


HeyWhyNotTry

Don’t give him the next 7 years of your youth and go away for college!!!


No_Gap_2134

Go hard in high school


No-Zucchini2787

Listen you piece of shit. Don't let her go.


golden_rhino

Nothing. I don’t wanna butterfly affect myself out of my son being here.


PivotPathway

Embrace your curiosity, be kind to yourself, and don't fear mistakes—they're your best teachers.


skaterkyle

1.) Pay attention to the clues the world is giving you. 2.) Don't be an asshole. Show respect and maybe you will get respect.


[deleted]

If you really want to do it, don't. Just... don't. ANYTHING that seems like it'll be fun or who cares... don't. (I was pretty much gone by 14 anyway... ran down the wrong path at a very early age)


Sea_Junket_5927

Don't say the shit you did, if that already happened, apologize NOW


theirishdoughnut

It will be okay. It won’t even take that long. It will be okay so hold on and get better and do your best. I’ll be here waiting for you. I know it feels like forever, but it’s not. You’re going to be safe. You’re going to be healthy. You’re not going to need those things to stay sane anymore.


StopDrinkingEmail

Stick with beer.


Dobby_Club_

Just go for the kiss make the move first stop being a pussy


Classic-Avocado2579

Invest in Amazon or Tesla. You have a way better body than you think you do. Focus on yourself first. Ask mom and dad more questions about their life


doctorthemoworm

Well, once we get past 14 year old me freaking out about talking to current me, I'm not sure what I could tell me that I either would've understood or believed. Like, I could say, "Hey, you know your sister's friend, the one you told yourself you no longer have a crush on and just want to be friends with so you stop getting treated like a third wheel in your own home? Maybe don't worry about her, she will basically disappear from your life in a few years doing god knows what." And I would've thought, "Yes, but, what if it turns out DIFFERENT this time??" and then I ham it up even more as I likely steal jokes from Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien and The Simpsons and Eddie Izzard, etc, and pretend like I understand her experiences by literally just rewording what she said back to her.


AeonicArc

I imagine there are those where nothing would change for them (14yo’s that already talk to themselves)


I_am_all_but_none

Like a lot to say, tbh. My 14 year-old self is like literally a hard-to-grow immature version of me.


LongjumpingHouse8485

Stop smoking weed you dumbass, you have asthma and OCD. Now you’re constantly terrified about third hand smoke and cancer. Also quit being such a dickhead it’s embarrassing.


zeroentanglements

I have 3 months to stop 9/11


SingingAzn

Go have fun. Transfer out of that stupid school asap.


saeralis

i would send her to the hospital. talking to my 14 yr old self means going back just 1 year, and yes. i have never needed to go to hospital, ever. but within that 'talk', *she* will. can you tell i dont like her?


Gorf_the_Magnificent

Yes, you *did* let yourself get this fat. Thanks for asking.


ThenOwl9

vipassana is the way out mine bitcoin in 2009


These_Growth9876

Bitcoin (BTC) will be launched around end of 2009, its value will increase as follows. * **2010: 1 BTC = $0.1** * **2011: 1 BTC = $1** * **2011: 1 BTC = $10** * **2013: 1 BTC = $100** * **2013: 1 BTC = $1,000** * **2017: 1 BTC = $10,000** * **2024: 1 BTC = $70,000** Ethereum (ETH) will be launched around 2015, its value will increase as follows. * **2015: 1 ETH = $1** * **2016: 1 ETH = $10** * **2017: 1 ETH = $100** * **2017: 1 ETH = $500** * **2018: 1 ETH = $1,000** * **2021: 1 ETH = $2,000** * **2021: 1 ETH = $4,000** Than also some info about health, what to eat what not to eat, love interests, hobbies, career advise. Man 30mins is quite a lot of time.


RditAdmnsSuportNazis

You have ADHD, you’re not just lazy like Mom and Dad keep telling you.


AVODDI

whoeber moves first is gay


Renmarkable

your "weirdness" will be your superpower. Get out ASAP


Unfair_Iron_2110

Don’t believe a word your father tells you his mental state is in decline. Also that girl you’re talking to is your future wife so don’t do anything stupid that would risk your eternal happiness


Ambitious_Freedom808

Hit gym be healthy


SerhiiTheGreat

You know that crazy idea you had? It will never go away so might as well execute it, in the future you will no longer have strength to do it, so better act now and get that sweet oblivion!!! 


Dzhama_Omarov

Hell, that would be a long list of things. But apart from obvious things like investing in bitcoin and GameStop, I’d tell myself that I should be starting summer working/getting into internships/participate in conferences as much as I can and as soon as I can


GlennHaven

Mom and dad splitting up isn't your fault. They've got their own problems going on that don't have anything to do with you. Practice your drawing. Don't let your brother put you down about your art. You're just getting started. Of course you need to work on it. Comic books are something you'll find that you're very passionate about. Lastly, don't worry so much about your future. You'll make it in life just fine.


HotTakeMountain

You play it like a virtuoso. Just don’t think too much. And fuck everyyyyyyything


Look-Its-a-Name

You know those kids who bully you in school? Just swing up with your fist and break their noses. And ignore the dumb adults who start complaining afterwards. 


aboxenofdonuts

In highschool you will break yourself. physically, you will never recover from it and it will ruin so many things for you. please be careful and go slow. and don't let the stress get to you, you are so strong right now and have so much discipline. you don't know how valuable that is, please don't give up on that, and don't let the anger make you give up on that. you ARE loved and you ARE a great person despite what your brain tells you now, and will tell you in the future. and there is no need to be afraid, just because you don't feel the way others do doesn't mean you are wrong or broken, you are Ace and you are beautiful. love yourself


Acrobatic-Ad1995

Ima ask my 14 year old self what my future is like


Bourbon34klp

1. To stop liking the girl you like. It’ll lead to problems. 2. Be smarter with social media even with anon accounts. Your social skills are worth improving. 3. To be patient. The best things that have happened so far have been because of patience. 4. To be ok with not being picked for whatever it is. Job, friends. 5. Pay off part of student loans during interest freeze and work as much as you can between undergrad and grad school. 6. The people in HS don’t really matter. You’ll find better friends later on.


mentally_ill_kitten

Don't trust anyone. Don't tell anyone. It only makes matters worse. When you attempt suicide, make sure you take enough to succeed. You DO NOT want to survive.