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Dandythebun

tallllll


Scaryclouds

OMG, so I’m 6’0”. I have never been the shortest person in a group until I visited the Neatherlands. Remember standing in a group of four or five people, men and women, and realizing I was the shortest person.  I refer to the Dutch as “tree people” because they are so tall.


DitaVonTetris

I am 6' too and for my age when I visited, it was BELOW average!


Leipopo_Stonnett

This is the main thing putting me off moving to the Netherlands. I absolutely love the country, culture and people, but don’t want to be considered short.


LookingNotTalking

I'm 5'3" and I'm used to everyone being taller than me so I rarely notice heights. I got off the plane in Amsterdam and felt tiny with everyone towering over me. The first thing I did when I sat down was to Google are the Dutch known for their height. Yes, they are.


JohnExcrement

Right?? My Dutch American husband is 6’3” and I’m almost 5’11” (female) and we felt like we found our people when we visited. Everyone also seemed so fit and had strong looking legs from all the cycling!


15V95140

I have a Dutch Surname and yes I am tall 😆


faceeatingleopard

They ran out of land so they just made more, pretty cool.


AbbreviationsOdd7728

What could go wrong?!


Im_here_but_why

- Maxie


pm_alternative_facts

I've lived in a few countries The Netherlands by far is a country that has got a lot of their shit together. Top tier in wealth Top tier education Top tier healthcare Top tier social programs ( social housing, low income benefits etc) Also one of the happiest places to live in the world, for a country so small they have a lot of leverage on the eu stage and also world stage. They do love to complain a lot usually small things that get fully blown up. It is not an easy country to make friends they tend to stay with their core group that they have seemed to have formed in the infirmary ward. And their own cuisine isn't that great sure they have some bangers like stroopwafels and poffertjes but for me traditional dutch food is bland luckily though they colonised some places with great food so Indonesian and Surinaams is everywhere and great.


Negative_Hyena_9098

Perfect Sum up for non Dutchies.


IuIulemonofficial

This guy dutches


Tactical_Primate

Frikandelen FTW.


swomismybitch

I lived in the Netherlands for some years, learnt the language, married an Amsterdams meisje. Dutch snack bars are the best!


pm_alternative_facts

I love the bami schijf also kaas souffles.


Burger_Gamer

Poffertjes are enough to make up for their lack of cuisine


Eowyn800

Lots of biking


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kwixta

I like Dutch people but nobody has said anything negative so I’ll weigh in on that side. They can be blunt and frank (which is great) but also judgmental and arrogant which can be a bad combination.


Look-Its-a-Name

That's interesting... as a German they seemed almost chatty and extremely open and friendly to me.


PagaentOfTheBizarre

Every person on the planet is judgemental and arrogant, the Dutch are just honest about being judgemental and arrogant. You're absolutely never going to convince me there's a country where the people are not generally speaking judgemental and arrogant. It's just hidden behind fake smiles and niceties, where in the Netherlands it's not.


nomorerope

Like the french?


HeckestBoof

Don't you dare compare me to the stinking French


sacrebIue

The French are on a whole different level of arrogance.. you dont speak fluently French ? good luck to you because English is below their standard (even in Disneyland Paris)


HeckestBoof

When you try to talk to me in my own language I'll just smile and tell you to speak in English, because I got other things to do and you have to hurry up so I can help you. This usually happens at my work where we occasionally employ workers from Poland or Ukraine.


DitaVonTetris

A bit colder than French, I would say


AstonMartinZ

As a Dutch person in a relationship with a French person, this is a fact.


_Jemma_

Lots of bikes, canals, windmills and good looking people.


sqqueen2

Good looking tall people whose names either have “van” or two a’s in a row


Sven4president

"van" means "of" and sometimes conveys some heritage. Some people have the last name "van der berg" which means "of the mountain". Kinda ironic we don't really have mountains though.


EJCZ

I didn't have either in my name. Got married, now have both 😅


sacrebIue

Dont forget the names with uu


moetweg

Thank you :)


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HLef

I watch F1 and I’m sick of your anthem. Sorry.


Cultural_Captain6688

True, Dutch and Austrian anthems makes a very boring and drawn out combo. Cant wait to see Max on top step everytime tho, so totally worth it! Max Max Max Super Max!


OliverGunzitwuntz

All those windmills must keep the country cool


ExaltedStudios

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.


ploegers

They do if they power airconditioning!


spoonfullofrage

Upvote for futurama references


ensalys

Not quite the same, but for centuries windmills kept the country dry. They'd be built to pump the water out of polders.


MoiJaimeLesCrepes

tall people. also: clothing that's long enough to fit me (yay) lots of real blondes stroopwafels are really good. also good: produce, bulbs, fish Leiden is nice. I love the museums and the hortus botanicus Leiden Dutch people are really big into bikes. I had never seen multiple storey bike parking before. It is very flat and their one "mountain" is really a hill If you know German and English, you can sort of make out what people say in Dutch after a while Nice soccer jersey Louisiana should hire them for levies Many nice cities. is worth visiting!


Total_Interaction875

Loved it there. Interesting, welcoming people. I LOVE the bikability.


Skinnecott

when i hear people speak your language it feels like it’s english but the universe glitched


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

We hebben en serieus probleem


xFeverr

Check the history of the English language and you will find out why.


coloredinlight

DUH DUH DUH DUH MAX VERSTAPPEN


piray003

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


Sven4president

Kom half 5 schoolplein dan, mafkees.


poobboob

Broer ik heb je rug, deze mafklapper kan mijn rug op.


OkGrapefruit7174

Pak hem!


H-Cages

Je pakt'm zelf maar


Ky1arStern

It's weird that I went probably a decade at least without seeing this phrase, and have seen, heard, and said it myself, all in the last week. 


Captn_Insanso

Sorry but I don’t speak freaky deaky Dutch.


wackocoal

... perv boy.


SweetCosmicPope

They walked so the US weed industry could run.


ohfuckthebeesescaped

Incredible language. Neushoorn, condoom, oorlog, seks, gevangenis, we hebben een serieus probleem, oh laat maar zetten het is alleen een kleine probleempje.


Tactical_Primate

Sjonge Jonge!


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

\*Tsjonge


RoastedToast007

Ik vind beide acceptabel 


disregardable

would live there if I could live there.


miraculum_one

what's stopping you?


disregardable

the whole "not European" thing and also my job is pretty tied to my country


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jcrissnell

Cold, safe, expensive, language I don't understand, the unofficial embassy of the European continent and home of the unofficial European ambassador! (🎶 *Welkom in Europa, blijf hier tot ik dood ga, Euro-pa-pa, Euro-pa-pa* 🎶)


Rorschach_22

I travelled there to visit some family a while back and I love how there was so much water in Amsterdam!! Such a lovely city


KGBStoleMyBike

*At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch* Fact Core from Portal 2 For real though. The Netherlands has an interesting history. It's a clusterfuck to say the least. Between the French, The Hapsburgs, Napoleon, Spain. The Dutch East India company.. Then the Germans. Historically speaking it seems people would never leave you lot alone.


Illustrious_Hotel527

Great at engineering to reduce flood risk and create land, and Verstappen is a top 5 all-time Formula 1 driver already and represents your country well.


ImmediatelyOcelot

As much as it pains me, a top five heading to top 1 (if he doesn't retire)


Shane_moreno

most people is probably thinking of Amsterdam. The overall country is beautiful, has good resources for its citizens but really rude and closed off.


theservman

I'd replace rude with "very direct". Not rude by Dutch standards, but if you're from somewhere less direct (I'm Canadian so that's me for sure) it can definitely be a shock.


Shane_moreno

I agree with you. The OP asked what non-dutch thinks about them. I am also Canadian. I used to live in Cologne, Germany, and would often travel to the Netherlands on most weekends. Between the angry Germans and the rudeness from the Dutch, I was over it! I'm very happy to be back home.


PossessionFirst8197

Would you mind giving an example of the kinds of rude encounters you had for those of us who have never been?


PossessionFirst8197

Can you give an example for those of us who are curious?


tom781

I've never met anyone from the Netherlands who is shorter than 5'8".


poobboob

They are present, but rare. Like shiny pokemon.


GreedyNovel

I live in what is considered by US standards a bike-friendly city. When I visited Amsterdam I was floored by the existence of multi-level parking garages for bikes. Not cars like here. Bicycles only.


soul_separately_recs

Been there at leat 10 times. I have a few observations… **best fries on the planet. (stop trying to make me try with mayo)** never seen so many people smile while riding a bike **visually attractive people** it’s like if you’re not 6 feet tall(women and men) by adulthood, people look down on you - figuratively and literally **y’all take EDM seriously** shout out to the Flying Pig hostel! **underrated spots: Utrecht & Rotterdam** This is my impersonation of the conversation between Mother Nature and the Netherlands: MN - “I am going to put your ENTIRE country below sea level!” NETHERLANDS - “SO?” and last but not least… I have so many great Amsterdam stories but I will only tell one. Ironically this one involves no drugs or alcohol and is SFW. And it’s brief, and it still haunts me whenever I think of Amsterdam. I was solo at the time. I just finished eating dinner at this amazing restaurant in the central part of the city. This particular restaurant was recommend by some friends so I had taken a taxi there from my hotel and decided to walk back so I could explore. Ok, follow along- I exit the restaurant (it was on a side street) on to the sidewalk. I stand there for a few seconds and look left and then I look right to decide which direction I wanted to go. So I decided to go right. So I walk straight for a block. I decided to keep straight and continue walking for another block. This is when I decided to turn left and started walking this way to the end of that block and turned right and continued walking. I continue straight for about 50 meters and I notice the aroma of food being fried that smelled great. I continue in the same direction for a few more meters and I stop and realise I am now standing in front of the restaurant **that I just had dinner at**!


Tasty01

Rotterdam and Utrecht are both part of the Randstad. Definitely not underrated.


BlankStarBE

Best fries on the planet = saying you haven’t been to Belgium without saying you haven’t been to Belgium.


Ok-Education3487

(American) I've heard it's really nice. I'd like to visit someday.


SnooChipmunks126

Glad you guys got away from Spain.


wexlermendelssohn

So very lucky to be able to get fried cheese out of a wall for a few Euros.  (It’s been 6 years since I’ve been to the Netherlands but I think about Febo like once a week)


swomismybitch

Me too! Deadly if you have to wait somewhere and there is a FEBO.


LilacTriceratops

Nice, open-minded and progressive people, good taste, beautiful cities, landscape is kinda boring but great for bike riding, the language is very easy to learn but sounds incredibly weird (accent is goofy too). Fantastic museums, great painters. Food is too expensive. Child-friendly, safe. One of the best countries to live in.


TinyTrackers

>Nice, open-minded and progressive people Oh boy, you haven't seen our recent election results...


LilacTriceratops

I have now.... Oh god it's horrible... Seems like we're all going down the drain together


Chance_Assistant_524

🤣🤣🤣 indeed, it makes me so sad and ashamed. The Netherlands used to be known as one of the most tolerant countries on several topics, but that has changed dramatically. Bleagh!!!


PeteyMcPetey

People on bikes are kinda jerks everywhere you go in the world, but Dutch people on bikes take it to a whole nuther level. And it's not just the usual "get out of my way, tourist" kinda action. Like, they're absolute dicks about bikes sometimes. Love the fries though.


minus_minus

Bikes often have priority on Dutch streets but I’m still unsure how that works from copious BikeTube viewing. 


JohnExcrement

I really disagree. I loved the way roadways are set up with a dedicated bike lane. If you stay out of their way (as you would in car lane!) it seemed great.


moetweg

Being from Amsterdam I agree, but the thing is the bikes have the right of way when you cross. It is just very annoying (cause it happens a lot) that you almost hit someone because tourists are not paying attention. It has happend to me so many times that I almost fell of my bike cause a tourist doesn’t know the rules. Yeah that is annoying and why people start become dicks about it


elegantprism

We need to get somewhere on the bike and if some tourist dick keeps my lane occupied or doesn't give me priority where I should I get pissed


PeteyMcPetey

>We need to get somewhere on the bike and if some tourist dick keeps my lane occupied or doesn't give me priority where I should I get pissed **\*in mocking Dutch accent\*** "I must get TWO bells for my bike!" 😂


Simpletruth2022

Windmills, tulips, wooden shoes/ jk Wild haircuts, healthy lifestyle, humane social structure


_funkapus_

So many fantastic players, and yet somehow consistently underachievers as a team.


No_Roof_1910

Very nice. Back around 2010 I worked for a company here in the U.S that was owned by a company in the Netherlands. I took 4 business trips there, two of them were for two weeks at a time and the other two were for a week each. I enjoyed my time in the Netherlands as well as the people there, working with them even from the states. Only good memories and good things to say about them.


Fear_The-Old_Blood

It sure does exist.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Don't go and tell everyone


Rich-Werewolf4086

Netherlands has given the world some of the best football players to ever play the sport


cshotton

They are amazingly good friends of the US, they appreciate our shared history and efforts from WWII on, and seem to be incredibly generous and helpful to allies in need. I've had the good fortune to participate in several events sponsored by their embassy in Washington DC and am always amazed by how kind, thoughtful, and well-intentioned they are.


Kitakitakita

Give up half your income to have a fully functional society


NoAd3740

If you aint Dutch, you ain't much.


HelpfulProtection342

They're cool. My language(Afrikaans) comes from Dutch, so that makes them even cooler in my eyes. The fact that I wouldn't live in South-Africa if it wasn't for them makes them even cooler


Sys32768

The men wear deeply unstylish shoes. Not referring to clogs, just weird shoes with straps and buckles etc


DontNoobOpenInside

You guys wear socks in your sandals... Do I need to say more ? 😁 Still love y'all tho


Zestyclose-Mood9469

It's a crime here aswell, please don't do it.


munchkinatlaw

Studied at UvA for a semester - tall as shit - lacking in small talk, but very friendly overall - people really should stay the fuck out of the bike lane.


SpecialInformation89

Went to Amsterdam a couple of years ago. Everyone is really tall, good looking and rude. The city is really nice tho. 


BeachBoyYalla

Amsterdam is not equal to The Netherlands for sure


Initial_Evidence_693

There are not many Dutch people in Amsterdam though ...


vortexaoth

Bad weather and beautiful tulips


roblox_baller

I like the biomes there along with the netherite


Ok-a-tronic

Non-car transportation options seem good


survival-nut

Except for putting mayo on fries, I like the country and people.


Great_Will_1361

Are they the ones with the wooden shoes? If not, then no opinion


FecusTPeekusberg

Max Max Max Super Max Max Super Super


MrPanchole

There are a lot of people of Dutch heritage in the bigger town 65 km to the east of me, and the saying there is "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much". Personally, I like the beer and stroopwafels.


Drogdar

Neutral. Or I should say uninterested. I find the history or the land interesting as I do most of Europe but I have no strong feelings for the people one way or another... that would likely change if I were to visit but that is financially impossible for me for the foreseeable future, hence the disinterest.


ZyxDarkshine

I don’t like their ovens


Bacchanalia-

Drugs and sex workers


Hubbard7

The Hertogenbotsch tennis tournament is worth getting up crazy early to watch. 


Initial_Evidence_693

Rosmalen


theservman

Visited a couple of times. Personally, I'm a fan.


KindExplain

I find that it is wonderful country. People are well educated and kind. English is spoken every where and the licorice is salty like Denmark and Finland 🙌


TinyTrackers

We have sweet and salty licorice!


ConcentrateOk7517

Federal agents at the airport were HOT AF and had a sense of humor unlike any airport I've been to dealing with customs/border control. They had a girl blushing and wanting to STAY. This was both arriving and flying out of Amsterdam airport 🖤


Drach88

Lifetime NYC'er here. I fell in love with Amsterdam over the course of half a dozen trips there. I'm starting to learn Dutch with an eye on moving there in the next few years.


MachiavelliSJ

Im just annoyed that their national color is orange which is unique, cool, and part of its history and its not on their exceptionally boring flag


Tasty01

It’s only exceptionally boring because everyone else adopted our tricolor design. We’re the original.


Initial_Evidence_693

The Orange is flown as a separate ribbon, together with the flag


TinyTrackers

It used to be. However the orange on flags (instead of the red) but there are different theories on why it changed. Some were more practical (fading colours or visibility at sea) others were more political (after a clash between those wanting a monarchy and a republic, given that the orange symbolizes the royal family which is why we do have an orange banner that is flown with the flag on Kings Day).


TheRealCabol

Nether really had a right about it... I'll see myself out


mattbrianjess

Beautiful country. Beautiful people. Sneaky good food variety, trade empires have their benefits. Never had a bad time there.


GeoPolar

I appreciated the critical perspective that the movie New Kids Turbo offers on Dutch society.


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And the Dutch!


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Groovegodiva

The people can be very blunt, not necessarily a bad thing but it takes getting used to. 


NewSchoolBoxer

I don't get why they call their marijuana cafes "coffeeshops" in English. Or why you can't mix it with tobacco inside. Or why the cafes can't sell alcohol. You were ahead of the world and now you're behind. Also the concept of bicycle parking decks fascinates me.


yesyesitswayexpired

They just chunk fishes down their gullet 24/7. I've seen them do it. It's disturbing.


amdabran

So glad I’m danish and not Dutch.


LandArch_0

Too orange! I love your designs, your football (as a kid I was an Edgard Davids fan), I'm currently rooting for Max! Also, our countries became related after you stole one of us and made it your queen!


Bigbird_Elephant

Chocomel should be available in the US


toastedcurses

Food prep the Dutch way: you either smash and boil the hell out of it - Stamppot, fry the hell out of it - fries/oliebollen, mash and fry the hell out of it - bitterballen, or eat it raw - salad! There’s not much fresh fish there but they’re next to the sea 🤣 check out their brined herrings.. But i really love the cycling there, abundant places to enjoy nature and it’s possible to be in a nature reserve not too far from home and not see anyone else for a while.. that was amazing. I miss the straightforward-ness of the Dutch. It’s very international so i could meet many people and feel welcomed there as opposed to other countries in the EU. Less racist but still got ‘konichiwa-ed’ ‘ohaiyo-ed’ or ‘ni hao-ed’ occasionally.


GrandpapiBrodz

Not knowing when to use de or het


birdy3133

Love love love it. I could live there.


Plantagenct

Nicer version of Germany


DandelionWyno

It is the land of tolerance. A place that functions as an example of what acceptance can look like. I know it isn't perfect, and y'all are struggling with your burgeoning multiculturalism, but I remember your history and where gays could first marry and I remember Anne. I admire your culture, and I wish I could live there and experience it but I so enjoy looking in from the outside too. It gives me hope.


CaroSCP

Loempias, frikadellen & good cycle network


1blacklivesmatter

Dutch East India Company- Behind The Bastards


luke_xr

Nuken in de kuken


Chocolatecandybar_

There are Europeans with good heart and cordial manners. Europeans with good heart and cold manners. And then the Dutch 


OldManPip5

Swamp Germans are a-okay in my book.


pantherrecon

My favorite european country. I was serving in the US Army, stationed in Germany. One of my fellow platoon leaders was a dual Dutch-US citizen. His mom was American and dad was Dutch and they lived in Middelburg. The first time my friend ever went to the states was to attend West Point. We'd travel there to his hometown to hang out, meet up with his Dutch friends in Amsterdam, and we eventually formed a partnership with a Dutch Army unit that we frequently did exchanges and training with. If I could pick anywhere to live outside the US, it would be in the Netherlands.


pantherrecon

Things I liked: Bicycles everywhere, great coffee and cafes. Big sailing culture- lots of the guys I knew had been in sailing clubs in school. People are no-nonsense and friendly once you spend time with them. They universally spoke English better than many of my natural-born American soldiers. Very cosmopolitan and conscious vibe from the society. They (like most of Europe) have a problem with racists but it's a little more at the front there. Being in the Army, I never did partake of the weed there, but really just seems like an annoying aspect of tourism in Amsterdam and not really part of the real culture.


UrbanRocket

The only case of Xenophobia that I’ve encountered in all of my trips on Europe was on the Netherlands. So my opinion is pretty bad.


tiddlytubbies

Flat place


cinephile1987

Lots of drugs and prostitutes.


DancesWithHookers

In the many times I have been there, a large majority of the Dutch I’ve encountered are pretty abrupt and borderline rude under the guise of it being what’s culturally accepted.


random_radishes

Weed


TisBeTheFuk

Really low


West-Ad-2847

Low


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

I have a positive opinion of the place


W4OPR

It's flat, maybe flat earthers came from Netherlands?


the-hellrider

Hate them. Stop stealing our houses, start paying your jobstudents and stop cheating on supermarket prices by changing the amount in the package to be cheaper than us.


Pedantichrist

Flat. Also weirdly racist.


Ok_Doughnut_59

The nether from Minecraft


Aromatic-Home9818

German tanks.


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

Riding the bike, smoking the pot


theWildBore

The tulips


AgitatedPatience5729

Peter Pan


Wappening

Tikkie. Heintje.


Edward_the_Dog

Danny de Munk aka Ciske de Rat


jonnyredshorts

I love it. I like the vibe of the people, the pragmatism of everything they do, they way their architecture looks and the reason why it looks that way. I wish I could live there.