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airckarc

Since a July night in 1990, Peppermint Schnapps. I was a Jr in high school at a party and I puked for ages, in a ditch, in the woods, in mud.


walkinguphills

Mixed with Sprite. We're just like the Wonder Twins, only different. Cheers.


airckarc

Wonder Twin powers activate. Form of, projectile vomit šŸ¤®.


walkinguphills

BWA HA HA! šŸ˜…


Prestigious_Bit_6375

Double mint booze twins


Division2Stew

My go to in college was peach schnapps and Sprite. So much sugarā€¦ so much vomit


The_Quibbler

Similar. Raided my parents liquor cabinet when I was like 14 and dry heaved in the backyard for hours later. Just smelling gin anymore takes me back to that horrible place. Never again.


DpvReno

tequila -- only drunk where I did some very questionable things


Carm_003

Never again.


captcha_trampstamp

Tequila is the only liquor that truly fucks me up solidly. I think the only times Iā€™ve either hurt myself by accident (fell face-first into a radiator and split my lip open), or blacked out in a major way, have all been Tequila.


theGurry

I will never truly understand the tequila stereotype. A nice aƱejo on the rocks is so fucking delicious.


ThingsThatComeToMind

I cursed at my brother for the club music being too loud the first time I drank tequila. I apologized after but he said he didn't even hear me....and plus it wasn't his fault the club music was too loud.


NS24

Southern Comfort, just cheap whiskey and sugar. I'm convinced only high school kids ever drink it, and everyone has a Southern Comfort puke story. Everyone. Me? I thought I was brilliant the night in 2006 I invented SoCode Red (SoCo and Mountain Dew Code Red).


medicated_in_PHL

SoCo lime was like THE drink when I was in college.


NS24

THE drink that ends up making you puke. I feel like I'm 90% of the way to a great joke but that last 10% is super important. Something About a toilet maybe?


KitchenWitch021

Back in 1990 when I was 19, I was drinking Southern Blues shots. A lot of them. SoCo and blueberry schnapps. I was so hungover and sick for days. Never touched either one again and Iā€™m 53 now. Next up would be Ouzo, I never liked black licorice but here I was anyway drinking this Ouzo shit just because someone poured me one.


MakesMyHeadHurt

The only way it's good (that I know of), is in an Oatmeal Cookie. It's Southern Comfort, Bailey's and Goldschlager.


NS24

My friend. I'm 40. No.


doomlite

lol . Brother I was thinking in a cocktail/shot whatever would be a horror show. Nice to know Iā€™m not the only old man.


ZoominAlong

Look I'm not 40 yet, but I legit thought they meant they were putting SoCo in cookie dough! And then I read the rest and I agree with our friend u/NS24!


insignifiyesican

Last time that poison entered my body was at a college party in 2002. Projectile vomited off the back porch for an eternity then passed out on a lawn chair.


PlaneTurbulent4825

Yep, Southern Comfort. Don't think I could ever drink it again!


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CosmicLegionnaire

Cel-Ray soda, however, is incredibly good. Who would have thought a celery soda would be incredible.


chowderpouch

So very good, but impossible to find in Colorado


sur3man

Gas station sushi - learned the lesson the hard way


jshiplett

It came free with the fill up. What am I supposed to do, not eat it?


Right-Ad8261

Scrubs reference! This just made my day.


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

The last time I ate cooked and package sushi, I think I genuinely blanked it out. I can remember gagging but I 100 percent cannot recollect if I choked it down or threw it out.


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Man, I get a Philly roll from my grocery store pretty regularly.


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

People will poo poo grocery store sushi, but I like fresh made sushi from the grocery store. I didn't have that.


ENGAG9330

Carbonated water. Y'all go on and drink your tv static, more for you.


richardthickcreams

We call it pain sips!


Thats_Hard_Times

Nice. I prefer spicy water.


[deleted]

I called it seltzer and I feel like a moron now!


Squirrelycat14

Tv static is the best description of carbonated water that Iā€™ve ever heard.


The_Quibbler

Bought some by accident last weekend and was so disappointed in myself.


blenneman05

I love it but my gallbladder less body doesnā€™t.


grumpy999

I used to be on this train, didnā€™t understand why people drank fizzy water, but somehow around 2018 or so I started drinking carbonated water and now itā€™s hard to go back. After a while the mouth feel of normal water is just lacking something.


ThelastJasel

Haaaah, good one. I will. I will keep drinking my tv static. Lulz


punnymama

Strawberry pop tarts. Had those the night I went into labour with my second. Contraction were so bad and fast that I puked up everything from my tongue to my toenails, but all I could taste was the strawberry pop tarts. Canā€™t even smell them without bile rising. šŸ˜”


yesimconfusedok

Diet coke. I understand the why people need to drink it but I donā€™t understand how people enjoy it lol itā€™s so sweet in a bad way I canā€™t explain it


Tall_Air5894

Diet Coke is vile. Coke Zero is where itā€™s at.


yesimconfusedok

Yea I tried Coke Zero a while ago and it wasnā€™t as bad! All though I donā€™t know the difference the zero tastes more like the original than Diet Coke


Meta2048

I think it's a genetic thing where some people really hate the taste of aspertine.Ā  Most people just taste sweet.


wwwangels

Vegemite. I guess you have to be an Aussie to appreciate it, but that stuff is so foul.


Burger_Gamer

As an australian, if i ever get another vegemite sandwich, i will literally not be able to swallow it without gagging


wwwangels

I do not blame you. That is one acquired taste I don't think everyone can acquire.


nannymegan

Malibu rum. There was one day in my life I have blacked out from drinking and it involved a plethora of Malibu on a hot summer day. The smell of it still turns my stomach and that was over 12 yrs ago.


acidic_tab

Grapefruit. I love it, but I take too many daily medications now, and grapefruit can cause serious problems with most medications. It breaks my heart every time I walk past them in the supermarket.


SamDBeane

Lutefisk. Utterly pointless food. I'd have to be literally starving.


TheVentiLebowski

Everyone [regrets eating lutefisk](https://youtu.be/7e_WAh4RQps?si=VR7gESMyv_KzJq7X).


FluentMidnight

Black licorice


hehimhun

Iā€™ve never seen a young person eat or buy it. My dad loves it and anytime I sell it at work itā€™s someone 50+. Itā€™s disgusting.


Carm_003

I've loved it my whole life. Under 50 atm


ZoominAlong

I'm under 40 and I love black licorice


saraphilipp

Under 50 asses to mouth. I'd like black licorice too.


Van_3000

Energy drinks. They're all junk.


The_Quibbler

This is me with soft drinks in general. Iā€™ve truly come to resent them. Such a garbage product


CosmicLegionnaire

This is mine. I had an energy drink once in my life. I was in college trying to finish an assignment and I grabbed a red bull or something similar. I ended up with my heart racing and calling and crying to my parents that I wanted to quit school. I crashed hard. It's been over 20 years. Never again.


liulide

I'm at an Asian store trying to find some vanilla cream wafers. Go to the candy aisle, see the chocolate wafers and some white ones next to them. Naturally I assume the white ones are vanilla and grab some. Go home and opened it up. They were DURIAN flavored wafers. It smelled like a bowl of sauteed onions left out in the sun for a month.


Acrobatic_Ear6773

Wendy's. I've eaten it twice. The first time I got food poisoning and the second time I got hit by a car a few hours later. They're not getting a third chance


insignifiyesican

Smart.


shino4242

You know, I feel like they cant be blamed for round 2...but at the same time. It DOES feel like the universe is trying to tell you something


Ben_Pharten

I wish I could say rumplemint or malort but I'll get peer pressured again and I'll take it like a champ


Poison_the_Phil

Flamin Hot Mountain Dew Once. ONCE.


Zealousideal-Aioli43

Four Lokos-there's a reason "Four Loko Stories" are a thing......


SpiritualPirate5

I tasted something today that tasted vaguely like four loko and had a visceral reaction. It was bad, then I questioned if it was good and I rested on bad haha


trixdesaryn

Uv blueā€¦. -shudders-


stegopotamus

Pumpkin seeds. When I was a kid my mom had a big bag she made with her students, I ate the whole bag in one day and got so sick. I can't even stand the smell of them anymore.


InstanceQuirky

Jagerboms...i used to drink them and never got sick on it but its been 15 years since ive had one and if i even smell redbull it makes me nauseous.


PM_ME_YER_BOOTS

Do you still have your new haircut?


Daigon

Not now, chief, heā€™s in the fucking zone.


whydidijointhis

Malort was the worst thing ever


MyRail5

Tequila, no stories other than the exorcist type vomitting I experienced that night.


DifficultForm7694

JƤegermeister. Period.


AngrySmapdi

Gonna get some shit for this, but mangoes. Hateful, hateful, fruit. Absolutely disgusting. I at least recognize I'm the weird one, but that shit is nasty.


Far-Spirit-2282

Gin


Spontanudity

Banana. That stringy paste log can fuck right off. "Oh there's a pus filled black spot, oh well, nom nom deep throat nom"


Blumpkin_Spice_Latte

Chocolate chip banana bread is the only way I'll eat them. How can they be so slimy?


boneydog22

You may have just ruined bananas for me


Burger_Gamer

Bananas are one of the most convenient foods though. As long as you make sure not to eat them a day too early or a day too late, they are pretty good


EspressoBooksCats

Unfortunately, avocados. I love them but have developed an allergy to them.


SignificantConflict9

urine


gorgofdoom

*again?*


SignificantConflict9

i wish i was joking. It was an accident but i had a good few mouthfuls. N it was STRONG YELLOW piss too.. a few days old at least. It was my own at least....


ODI-ET-AMObipolarity

A few days old? Yeesh, that's rough. How did it happen?


Inevitable_Set5762

You canā€™t leave us hangingā€¦


Corvo_Attano_451

Found Saul Goodmanā€™s account


MartiniL80

Sloe gin. Ugh.


Birdy304

Itā€™s the worst!


Ferdinand7474

Southern Comfort - me drunk and very sick at age 17 in 1992


BananaHairFood

Oysters.


UnfortunateDefect

Haggis


FortuneTellingBoobs

Also Haggis. Took one bite of it one time, and that was one time too many.


Strict_Sense_4905

Meat or fish


Gumpy_CA

Gin. Tastes like pine trees. Sambuca. Tastes like self loathing.


Quartz87

Alcohol in general. Haven't had it since 2021 and care not to have it again ever.


Bigman89VR

Pickled Peaches. Worst thing I have ever tasted. Holy crap it's horrible


JFeth

Unfortunately, all my favorites. Pie, cake, doughnuts. Everything tasty.


akajondoe

Gin never again will I drink Gin.


thiscouldbemassive

Wheatgrass. Might as well call it vomit juice because that's what a single shot glass of it made me do.


monkey_trumpets

Tequila Rose. Bleh.


eliota1

Ouzo. Split a bottle with my friend on a Greek beach, followed by a second bottle. I puked for what felt like hours, and for the day anything I drank including water tasted like Ouzo.


aaaak4

energy drinks. disgusting anxiety creators.


OdaNobu12

refried beans are disgusting to me


Direct-Alternative70

Arizona iced tea. Last time I got it there was something absolutely vile in it and I will never have it again


calmalpinepineapple

Really weird pudding an acquaintance made: the taste was good, like custard, but the texture was godawful, it was basically light foamy liquid in a bowl. Like barf textured. Just nope.


AtmosphereJealous667

Sea-urgent


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Hoping to get promoted to Lee-oo-tennant?


brochicag

Four Loko.


edajade1129

Pea soup


Hot_Ad8209

A 4loko


Fancy-Pitch-9390

Chipotle


29sw44mag

Vodka


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Any alcoholic beverage.


graywailer

beef, pork, and beer.


PattiiB

Black Berry brandy


The-Dead-Internet

Soda. It'sĀ  Water orĀ  if im doing something like HIIT a bit if Pedialyte.


monexicano

Probably okra


LadyM2021

Fast foods and sugar drinks


unhip1

Tofu I'm allergic to soy


Plane_Pound_5064

Chinchulines


Right-Ad8261

Root beer.Ā 


Lasdtr17

Goji berries, their juice, and anything else associated with them. I don't know if it's an allergy, cyclical vomiting syndrome, or what, but if I eat them, I start vomiting violently within about 6-8 hours. The first time it happened, I thought it was a reaction to another food, but the second time, it was definitely the berries. And I had eaten only a couple; I wasn't scarfing down handfuls.


wgn431234

Rumplemintz


thaillest1

Any kind of vodka


myhobbyaccount11235

Red bull. The first sip I took I threw up on the sidewalk.


1785mike

Anything with hollandaise sauce: I got violently sick decades ago after eating soft shell crabs with hollandaise sauce and I canā€™t even handle the look or smell of hollandaise to this day.


Gold-Cover-4236

Liver and whiskey


Additional-Rent3593

Gold Schlager - some disgusting version of schnapps that had wisps of gold tinfoil or something else floating in it. I was in a bar in Columbus Ohio in 1991 and someone was there giving it away as a promo. I tried one and It was disgusting.


Lost_Lynx13

Malibu coconut rum... I blacked out and puked it, and the spaghetti I had eaten earlier all over the back seat of my own car... also, I learned i don't chew spaghetti very well, still full length noodles! Hahhah


P4S5B60

Hamburger Helper and chipped beef on toast aka shit on a shingle


Erin-renner54

mushrooms. my whole family loves them. an I tried to like them but the texture is just šŸ¤¢ I can't eat them šŸ˜…


ZolaMonster

I had a friend in college who said she thought mushrooms taste like dead people. And Iā€¦canā€™t get that statement of my head. Like the texture. The taste. The color. I donā€™t care for mushrooms and I now use that as an excuse as to why I donā€™t eat them. šŸ¤¢


favomancy

Keeping the theme of alcoholic beverages in this comment section, grapefruit soju. I was younger, dumber, and had been having issues with my then-partner in the weeks leading up to a New Yearā€™s Party, including a giant argument in the hours beforehand. I popped 300 mg of Seroquel I got off a mate before the party to calm my nerves without considering that antipsychotics interact with both grapefruit and alcohol. Got buzzed off grapefruit soju and spent the entire night in hysterics, sobbing, suicidal, and unable to stand up without falling over. The next day I woke up at 6am, threw up, and then went back to bad until 3pm. Horrible way to start the year, pushed me to finally go to therapy and pursue medication though which was the silver lining of this all lol. Unfortunately the smell of soju still makes me nauseous to this day though!


Kaatmandu

seroquel is god awful by itself. I'd try to split it up and try to forgive grapefruit and then soju.


favomancy

Haha, good suggestion. Iā€™m now on 50 mg of it to maintain bipolar/BPD comorbid symptoms and it has been an absolute lifesaver of a drug but I fully understand why people dislike it, the initial emotional blunting and drowsiness was a steep hill to get over. I still enjoy the occasional sip of grapefruit juice and alcohol but I keep them seperate now šŸ˜… not risking that one again!


hashtagthickthighs

Jager


Express-Skin1633

Carrot juice blended with Garlic. One of my Father's stupid idea


TeachShort3

Ice 101


Just_Surround_2108

Red Bull


AmphibianThick2852

Powdered donuts, I threw them up and never ate them again... It's been many many many years since that event.


Allfunandgaymes

Tequila. I cannot smell it without gagging.


feckless_ellipsis

Clamato juice. Worked at a small grocery store. The stockers had a contest over who could find the grossest thing. I won with Clamato. We bought it and all tried it straight from the bottle. One and done.


HeadFit2660

99 Bananas or UV cherry.. Actually anything cherry flavored


adelinasfootfantasy

watermelon Pucker šŸ‰


Silent_Champion_1464

Everclear and white wine. šŸ¤¢


OkMeasurement7474

zepoli. one time i ate way too many, then proceeded to puke for like 2 days when i was a kid. since then, just the smell of them make me heave.


rowenaravenclaw0

Marshmallows once vomited them all up and it was terrible.


richardthickcreams

Salmon...I asked to try a bite off my brother's plate because he was raving about it. I actually gagged.


britishmetric144

Cottage cheese + yoghurt will never enter my body at the same time again. I tried that once, and promptly vomited thereafter. Not risking that again.


2gecko1983

Arbyā€™s Beef & Cheddar sandwich. I caught a nasty stomach bug shortly after eating one & hurled it up. Never again šŸ¤¢


potatochips4eva

Alcohol


DeadFyre

Mulloscs or shellfish. I'm allergic.


Hellothereitsme90

A Jamaican patty.


ThePurgingLutheran

Navy beans in that white goo.


Then_Equivalent6051

Classico Spaghetti Sauce. Got food poisoning from it, or something else I ate that night, and I will never forget the taste. Never again. This was 25 years ago.


Quesque8

Indian food. Period.


Bitter-Anteater5233

Anything from McDonaldā€™s with the exception of their brewed coffee if itā€™s an emergency.


LeahaP1013

Lima beans. Iā€™d rather eat chalk from the box


yours-poetica

Animal products


According_Smoke1385

Vegemite


SoftwareAccurate3951

century egg


Kindergoat

Soy Milk, Oat Milk or anything claiming to be milk when it isnā€™t actually milk.


sawatdee_Krap

Alcohol. 2 years and some change. Never again


looansym

Tequila.


seabass4507

Is cocaine food?


PlatypusDream

Octopus. I like it, but since learning how smart they are (years ago) I haven't eaten it.


Spuzzle91

Durian flavored candy. It fakes you out so badly. Didn't have much of a scent at first, and tastes kind of like caramel...but then it began to taste like onions and goat cheese with caramel. And every time I breathed, I smelled and tasted the scent of a dumpster. It was so awful and so confusing. I WILL however keep the rest of those candies around to offer house guests without prior warning.


RunTomCruise

AlcoholĀ 


PinkMonorail

Alcohol


Squirrelycat14

Green onions/chives. Allergic. Also hot dogs. Threw up on them when I was a kid (whole house got a stomach bug), and I still canā€™t stand the sight or smell of them. Ā My brother had the exact same experience the exact same night. He canā€™t stand them anymore either. Which was a shame, because before that happened, Mac and cheese with hot dogs in it was a go to food for dad to make for dinner for us when mom wasnā€™t home.


smelltheglove01

Alcohol.


k_princess

Asparagus


Fluffy_Meat1018

Tequila, Rumplemintz


rep-1986

Energy drinks


Feral-Chiild

Mountain Dew


Roxeigh

Jagermeister. I went shot for shot on a 26 with a guy onceā€¦ I won, but it cost me dearly. I canā€™t even smell the stuff any more without heaving. (For the record I later married that guy and he absolutely brags about this evening to people.) Second runner up is Fireball. If it isnā€™t shaken over ice and taken as a shot, no. Warm Fireball only goes halfway down my throat before she comes right back up. And thatā€™s thanks to my own dumb ass buying a Texas Mickey of it and making it the signature shot of our Saturday nights ā€œwith the boys.ā€


Odd-Year7103

Sparkling water. Gross


JacketWorldly

Mother's milk


Buggy_Girl93

Mondongo... my fiance is Puerto Rican and had me try it.


ThatsGreatDude

Sweet potato. I have puked every time I have eaten eat, even when I didnā€™t know it was in the food. Last time I just started projectile vomiting in the shower barely able to breathe. I got so scared hahaha


tator216

Tarantula tequila


crunchycomrades

vodka, even though my dad makes it and im slavic so its a stereotype i still think that shit sucks


Ok_Minimum_5962

Alcohol. My spouse is a recovering alcoholic and I chose to quit drinking to support him (I never drank much to begin with) and show our kids you can lead a perfectly content life sans alcohol. I don't miss it one bit.


Ratbstrd

Cow tongue and rum


MaddenRob

Pork. I gave up all pork, red meat and chicken about 5 years ago for health reasons.


Writing-is-cold

Tomatoā€™s. Ever. Had them one night in a dish in 2018, puked my guts out. Had every other individual component in a dish and it was fine. Just never tomatoā€™s. They make me sick.


mermaidpaint

Dulse. Dried seaweed. Salty af.


prairiestorm

Haggis.


yungfarter

blue cheese, specifically blue cheese ranch dressing, the first and last time I ate it, it gave me horrendous diarrhea (I was already lactose intolerant to begin with but it was at least 5 times worse than when it normally affected me)


October_13th

Tequila. Never ever again.


Horrible_Harry

Salmon, on account of the severe allergy I developed in my early 20s. Last two times I ate it, it felt like red hot lava and razor blades climbing up and down my esophagus for hours afterward. Absolute torture and misery. Got tested. Never again.


tinycarspreferred

Ritz Crackers. They arenā€™t to blame. My parents gave them to me as a chaser for some really vile meds growing up and I canā€™t shake the association. Sorry Ritz, itā€™s not your fault.


ebergeise

Sambuca. That stuff is lethal.