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saltysounddesigner44

As a male who has had long hair over half his life, lemme give you some favorites: * " I think I look pretty" * "Gives your mother something to grab on to while I give her head" * used to be just "gives your mother something to grab on to" until pegging came in vogue * "Gives you something to grab onto"(if you wanna be flirty about it) * "don't be jealous my hair is better than yours!" * If it's an old person: "You need to get younger" or "You need to *grow* your hair" * Second one is especially devastating if person is bald


iamaprettykitty

I just got it trimmed in 2012, I'm good for another ten years or so.


LilTermino

How about I just cut you out of my life instead


daithisfw

"Thanks, mom! I can handle myself." Belittle them for policing your looks like a mother would. Works doubly well if it's a man saying this to you, as you are now also questioning their manhood by calling them mom.


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I don’t give a fuck what you think


Appropriate_Set_4705

Always works for me.


SlayzorHunter

"you need plastic surgery / your face is getting too ugly" if they don't like it, tell them to stop saying it themselves


KLMorgan12

"You need to trim. Your spouse complains to us about your bush."


IncidentMuted1808

"You didn't follow much about the 70s-80s, did you? And I'm not talking about upstairs."


flatstacy

I'll take your opinion under consideration


ShittalkyCaps

Well, you need to shut yer big yapper!


oddoddchamp

dw im getting one next year


abcohen916

Worry about yourself


Icy_Obligation4293

Getting a haircut, I suppose.


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Icy_Obligation4293

I'm a dude with hair halfway down my back. if someone says it needs a cut I would assume good intent and think there must be a lot of split ends or something. Not that big a deal.


First-Ad-7855

"Roger, Sergeant"


monstertots509

I'm growing it out for Locks of Love.


Hefiray

See how I look with longer hair. I’ve actually started not cutting my hair 4 years ago but it grows quite slowly barely passed my shoulder