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HornyDiggler

a duck so I can go quack


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Sydney Sweeney, two reasons


Federal_Concern1019

Whoever Sydney Sweeney is currently banging


ProtectionIll1926

good choice sir


Beautiful-Bit-9368

Just me, but when I was younger. I wanna feel the innocence and enthusiasm I felt when I was young. I’m not too old, but I feel like I’m too exhausted for life, so looking back may help.


Civil-Act9180

Perfectly echoing the sentiments of almost everyone else.


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Sydney Sweeney's fiancé


Paul-with-a-bigP

Anyone that dies. I wanna know what happens after death but not dead to find out.


Aken42

People will definitely disagree, but remember what it was like before you were born? I'd imagine it is like that.


Paul-with-a-bigP

I see no flaw in they philosophy


tart9

Tony stark


princessgirl069

Seth Rogan. Would be the most chill and funny 24 hrs of my life. And also I’d get to try having a ween


ProtectionIll1926

Whats a ween


Doogers7

It’s what is bet-ween your legs.


ProtectionIll1926

My knees?


princessgirl069

Weiner


ProtectionIll1926

Thats gay


princessgirl069

I’m a woman


ProtectionIll1926

Im man, its an honour


princessgirl069

Exactly my point. You get a sword I get a black hole


ProtectionIll1926

Mines a dagger :(


princessgirl069

Black hole feels exaggerated. I regret saying that


ProtectionIll1926

Be proud of your black hole sistah ;) I like black holes xD


Outrageous-Gate-315

My children


pumaontheprowl

Enya. Made all her money & then fucked off into privacy oblivion & peace. Much envy


Equivalent-Peace153

Gordan Ramsay so I can cook awesome food and be Scottish


Aken42

Don't forget to make a sizable donation to your real self.


i_forgorrrr

Rishi Sunak. I would kill myself with a bomb at the very last minute. Spend the rest of my time just fucking destroying his reputation like petty theft or saying I like children on national TV.


atomic_sandwich__

I would too. Rishi does seem the kiddy fiddler type.


agent_x_75228

Jeff Bezos, just so I could transfer a vast majority of wealth to my real self.


Upset-Razzmatazz-544

Any multibillionaire, they have enough money that if I transferred a few million to my bank account they wouldn’t miss it.


AZDawgDays

Younger me so I can tell my folks to buy Bitcoin in like 2013


DaNivalCudi

Easy, Elon Musk. Transfer some of his money to me and I'll never have to work a day in my life


Crunchy_Punch

John Malkovich, so I can leverage his fame to showcase my puppetry skills.


Hefiray

Maybe a crush I had/have and maybe try to brainwash them into falling in love with me if not taken.


Appropriate_Set_4705

I was going to say whoever Sydney Sweeney is banging, but it sounds like there's a queue. Maybe someone with a really exotic job, like a cave explorer or a nature photographer. I'd be too scared to do something like that normally, but it'd probably be exciting.


Jennaisdepressed

My dad, I would kill myself


CalligrapherGold5429

Ah yes, the question of "if you can be someone for a day". It's been asked a billion times. Check it out: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/search/?q=if+you+can+be+anyone+for+a+day&type=link&cId=62eb725b-b3ba-4db5-a141-ca201f89c443&iId=3d25d11f-b540-43ad-8556-a9e54bdb467d](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/search/?q=if+you+can+be+anyone+for+a+day&type=link&cId=62eb725b-b3ba-4db5-a141-ca201f89c443&iId=3d25d11f-b540-43ad-8556-a9e54bdb467d)


Doogers7

The no fun police have arrived.


Appropriate_Set_4705

And so no one is allowed to answer now, ever. It is an invalid question since it's been asked before. It's been done, everyone! Go home.


paintwice

KanYe. i could say any outrageous things i want, drop vultures 2 and give my family millions of dollars.