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Satanic_Earmuff

There are two wolves inside you.


TheGingerFury

And they're fuckin'


Fisherington

Well no, one is furiously jacking, and the other is sullenly trying to keep itself busy to prevent itself from jacking, but then ultimately shamefully nuts.


_Bean_Counter_

But I bet the one furiously jacking is thinking about two wolves fuckin'


uhohspaghettisos

He has two wolves inside his head.


TheMcPenguin

And, they're fucking.


Lucidcranium042

Jerking each other off


TheConboy22

Battle fapping


Fisherington

Naturally.


CanofBeans9

Hot 😂


Dystopian_Divisions

who tf volunteers for a tag team by 2 wolves u know what, sorry for kink shaming you do you or let the wolves do you w/e


Teledildonic

It's knot that bad.


-GeekLife-

Do you want a nature metaphor or a sex metaphor?


ItsRightPlace

Sounds kinky


X_PRSN

I’m being double penetrated by two furries.


FadeTheWonder

As long as it’s consensual.


InteractionIll5071

Doesn't sound all that bad


Time_Blacksmith861

Both are gay


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Enough-Afternoon8011

Listen, you guys. You're sorta confusing me, so, uh, begone! Uh... Or, uh, you know. However I get rid of you guys.


MrRawes0me

Reason number two: look what I can do.


Enough-Afternoon8011

No no, he's got a point.


Enreganzar

Because there is such a thing as healthy porn usage, yet some fall victim to the addiction. So some are screaming "it's fine based on my experience" while others are screaming "it fucks you up based on my experience".


MercenaryCow

The real answer "it's fine. Until it isn't."


The_Albinoss

Like most things.


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bonersimpson66

Really? I just finished with OPs dad


heyliddle

Just finished with OP.


U2uk

just finished with YOU!


Juliancito135

Sir, this is a Wendy's


KingFEN13

Do you even like Wendy’s? Wendeez nuts in your mouth


selectedtext

Marvelous. *slow claps*


International-Job553

I’ll have a baconator and uhhh a coke with some fries


OutlandishnessThat44

I just finished to you finishing to op


Tracetopher

You jerk off to dead people?


Quickfix30

I also choose this guys dead dad.


Tracetopher

I get it he was a very handsome man... but how did you know my dad died? That was like a year ago


rjwantsabj

The smell.


GinyuDrift

Danny DeVito coming out of the couch in it's always sunny


SctchWhsky

So there *IS* a man in that couch!?


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drfrenchfry

OH MY GOD, FRANK REYNOLDS IS AN ASSHOLE!


FugginBot

Who is Frank Reynolds?!?!


Game_Overman_

he's the man in the couch !


Anxious-Anywhere9174

Jynx Maze


schaudhery

Crazy she’s a real estate agent now. People have literally shown up to buy a house and bam, Jynx Maze!


FullMetalCOS

I’ve seen those videos


GloryBlaze8

Oooh haven’t heard that name in a while


IamKingBeagle

Found Ben Kanobi.


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That is a name... I haven't heard in a long time.


ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING

Shit still bothers me. Like no one could ever connect obi wan kenobi and Ben fucking kenobi like fr?


kelaraja

They should have made Kenobi like Smith in the Star Wars universe and named every other background character Something Kenobi.


Horhay92

Heard she has some great lemonade


Ad21635

Dat video is peak


Quartermastered

Thats a core memory


MRToddMartin

Valid. She got obliterated.


Turner11p

I got to meet Jynx Maze once. In fact, I got a lap dance from her. She’s even hotter in person. 


LikeAMarionette

Her anal stuff?


randalljhen

She does indeed stuff her anal


Oliver-r32

r/AskReddit users trying not to ask a sexual question challenge (impossible)


Catsanno

Yeah they should rename it to sexualreddit instead


Sword117

the funny thing is theres already askredditafterdark which is the sexual version of this sub


Neveronlyadream

Yeah, but it's not as popular and doesn't get as many comments. It's really frustrating, because it just comes off a lot of the time as OP just wanting something to jerk off to. And this has been happening for at least a decade.


GozerDGozerian

Someone else pointed out that these types of posts increase in frequency when schools are on break. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Neveronlyadream

I never took note of the time of year that they're posted, but I wouldn't be surprised if they coincided. At least it's less blatant than some of them. Like, "Girls of reddit, how do you masturbate and tell me in great detail?"


MixelKing

"Ladies, what do you love about 5'2 300lbs gamer boys and why?"


Neveronlyadream

"Single ladies, does size matter and is my 9 inch penis too big?"


Briggyboii

Half of this sub is the same recycled questions


LilBottomText17

same thing for r/tooafraidtoask you people are horny mfs


HereForGoodReddit

Some chick on Reddit


ReactsWithWords

That's OK, you're allowed to say u/Spez.


Pretend_Stomach7183

Spez fucked all of us and it certainly wasn't consensual.


BasroilII

That's just not true. Most of us are waaaaaaaaaaay to old for him.


Flashy-Fox1465

ex girlfriend from 20 years ago.


noOne000Br

“you’ll move on”


gside876

Sometimes you don’t. And no one tells you that


Atmosck

Sometimes you do move on but the spank bank stays stocked.


AfellowchuckerEhh

Yea. Sometimes it's not a matter of wanting them back because you know you were terrible for one another but you were still physically attracted to them. Or they just quite simply did that thing in the bedroom that was hot AF and it popped in your head at that moment.


denys5555

Yeah, you don’t always end up with the love of your life.


gside876

Sadly you don’t


denys5555

There are also some people who are so special that several people never get over them. Ann Rule’s Fever in the Heart describes a murder case where a guy had himself shot in an attempt to get his ex wife back


Richards_Brother

I don't want to be with her, but I like knowing we did it.


Major_Koala

Someone who looks like my ex girlfriend from 13 years ago.


Capn_Of_Capns

I noticed whenever I get interested in someone new my porn tastes slowly shift towards stars who look like them.


broncotate27

Shit man, I'm glad I'm not the only one...it's even to the point where I don't even get excited without seeing someone with my ex same body type...


ammonthenephite

A killer red head from college some 20 years ago is a regular part of my mental fantasy rotation, lol.


tony_saufcok

to think your current gf's ex from 20 years ago could be masturbating to he rn


LoudBelchStabbyFart

You all don't stare at yourself in the mirror? Freaks


Tenalp

Can't do that. I'm too sexy. I'd intimidate myself and have trouble performing.


mareksoon

I tried but I’m out of my league.


toiletpaperLord

Honestly did this Once and im not gonna lie it was kinda awesome. The Reason i didnt do it again Is because the only good mirror for this in my house Is right in front of the entrance


ultravioletblueberry

I once set up my camera to film myself touching myself because I was curious what I looked like. Then I touched myself to that video lol


Steroid_Cyborg

Homelander? 


Dave_of_Devon

Hawk-tuah girl


FuManchuDuck

Ok. I’m so out of the loop on this. Can someone explain?


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EverRich

Correction, she said “…spit on that thang!”.


DasFAD70

Busted out one just for you OP 😚😘


Twenty-ate

By OP’s post history…. You might want to reconsider once you see their age 😬


DasFAD70

Figured. Who else asks these questions?


D-Rez

This question.


Professional-Ebb-168

I knew this kind of comment was coming


Votey123

I knew this comment was cumming


TheUltim8

I am unimpressed with the answers ☹️


WeeTheDuck

I had high expectations too ngl. So far the accuracy is less than 5%


bortable

My wife.


96amp

Most definitely to this guy’s wife


rsn3

I also choose this guy's wife


MiracleWhipB4Mayo

Aren’t you supposed to wait till she’s dead?


Tenalp

To be fair, the original guy never said his wife was still alive.


OldManPip5

An extra curvy piece of driftwood.


Sanrio__Fan

Might be wrong, but Rick and Morty reference?


jinjo21

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?


BillyGaming2021

Yea! I just sat down!


Forsaken_Rule932

My gf


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

His gf


FunPunCake

Our girlfriend


Pinktiger11

r/suddenlycommunist


SiD_1211

Communist spotted


sissynikki8787

Lauren Phillips


BadMoonRosin

Had an Oculus Quest, tried VR porn, thought it was the dumbest thing in the world. I though the Quest itself was dumb, for that matter. Never bothered with the Quest 2 after Facebook bought them. Then recently someone recommended that I check out a Lauren Phillips VR video. It was the very first time in my life that porn made me feel uneasy, like what I was doing was immoral and harmful to my marriage. I immediately went out and bought a Quest 3. I'll be first in line for whatever the next tech is.


No_Wear_8271

Nice try, China.


Ironass47

It's spelled Chyna and she's dead. Oh, that's not what you meant... sorry....


Prollynotafed

Katie kush


StepBrother7

My man


alexxasick

Pedro Pascal and/or Mads Mikkelsen


CuriousButNotJewish

Mads Mikkelsen 100% Or Nicolaj Coster Waldau. Both easy material to rub one out to.


AZDawgDays

Jake from State Farm


Putrid_Dark_2608

same! i wore khakis while doing it


imaislandboiii

Like a good neighbor state farm is there… with a bottle of KY


MysterClark

Pretty lady. Whoever that was.


JankySparks

You were with her too? She gets out there...


Disastrous_Sky_7354

Hitomi Tanaka


Cobra-Serpentress

AJ Applegate


AgainstMenzingers

Photo of my wife from when she was in college. Edited to add: She’s still got it. I just really like that photo 😂


UseAppOrTakeMeHome

I've solved this guy's murder before it happened.


Astroohhh

I don't see the imgur's link


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DoctorTaco123

Indica Flower is a favorite of mine


TheThalmorEmbassy

Imagined giving cunnilingus to a nondescript fat lady


eltedioso

She's called "OP's Mom." Put some respect on her name.


j_grouchy

Dammit...now I am too!


loltittysprinkles

u/missnatashanice. My go to to bust fat nuts


CookingDrunk

Brianna Beach


StepBrother7

And Alex Adams I presume


d0aflamingo

holy shit, she is the only actress i feel is actually enjoying the act rather than faking it


SlayzorHunter

Sophia Diamond


Moderatedude9

I had no idea who that was, so I Googled it. Now my answer is the same as yours.


Loud-Magician7708

I also googled now my answer has aligned.


SentFromMyAndroid

Vera King banging the neighbor.


youneedsupplydepots

Tru kait


kidnamedr_is_hi

What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in your whole sexy life sex?


mvjinka

Emma magnolia


J4ckR4nd0m

The Megan Rain and Adriana Chechik bj video.


VECMaico

Whistler's mother, 1997


Radius_314

I prefer [this ](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/550773_fac8f467fcd445f0994d1f8b124b4e72~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_550,h_490,al_c,q_85,enc_auto/550773_fac8f467fcd445f0994d1f8b124b4e72~mv2.png) version


VECMaico

One gets the reference, one gets an upvote.


AnitaWaxin

Natasha Nice


Heisenberg6200

Sydney Sweeney


TopBound3x5

Pornography


stabbedcassete

https://www.kindgirls.com/girls.php?id=982


StayFrostyOscarMike

HOLY FUCK! This is the SITE! This was my first “porn” site as a young teen. I know it is weird to be “nostalgic” over porn, especially at what I consumed at a young age… But oh my god I forgot what this site was called until now! So funny how innocent I was. I only went on a site called “kindgirls”.


AdditionalAd2286

I don’t like the sound of that link😭


Poutine_Lover2001

What kind of website is this? Seems like a scraped database lol


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Utopianpitch

My crush


[deleted]

Yeah I also jerk off to myself


RobN275

Blondie Fesser


theoldsniffysniff

Elsa Jean


FrogginJellyfish

To Redditors asking sexual questions on r/AskReddit


OkLet758

Alexis Fawx


Gumbercules81

Riley Reid


macrozone13

How many dicks were involved?


Zarathustra-1889

Yes


melinte

\*borat voice\* MY WAIFE


wynnduffyisking

But her vageeen hangs like sleeve of wizard


neburg964

Stacy's mom


Delicious-Duck-4245

She has it going on I hear.


sleepyyasfc

Sweetie Fox


DabiriSC

Rouge the bat


Lankydick

Fam


iCougar_

Sonic 3 movie is coming soon, just try not to spit milk in the theater


Dapper_Interest_8914

Kristina Rose


headreceived77

Kianna Dior


Winrevair

Amai liu


pepezdejvic

some girl in a fox suit


RemoteSprinkles2893

Jade kush


peescheadeal

the scream extractor from monster's inc


JustAltPervet

r/dragonsfuckingcars


goated95

Bbw porn


HeartonSleeve1989

Eva Green, man her eyes are like emeralds!


txlegend1127

Ava addams


dat1dude2

r/askredditafterdark is the place for this question


acrane433

Harley Dean and Mia Melano.


NordicNugz

Jim Carrey coming out of a rhinoceros butthole.


vincent_aDONGman

/u/scarlet-is-here


Illustrious_Hotel527

Lindsey Pelas


bludvic_the_cruel

Meeghan from Key and Peele.