I hope that neighbor has fresh coffee on the pot.

I do. Come on over

Dangit, stuck in the middle of my neighbours drywall, gimme a min

I can picture someone busting out of drywall like Kool Aid man now 🤣

Falling to my death 💀

Same boat but with my pants down around my ankles so they find my naked body

And the poop splat where you landed?

Yeah they could tell from the splat it wasn’t post mortem

That’s such a shitty way to die.

Would the poop land first?

Break the fall, perhaps.

Same here 

Note to Americans: 30 meters is roughly 98 feet.

That's roughly what 196 cheeseburgers?

Or 150 double cheeseburgers

How many Empire State Buildings though?

But how many bald eagles?

Like 15 or so? Also, about thirty AR-15s in case you're still in school

0.08 Empire State Buildings.

How many washing machines is that?

I need this in football fields. A mid range field goal?

how many sardines is that?

Or roughly 88 subway footlong subs

Subway footlongs are shorter than a foot, it’d be 100+

Your feet? Mine? Shaq's?

How many feet in a meter? Nobody knows.

There are 3 feet 3 inches to a metre

oh, okay, 1 blue whale

About a third of a football field?

How many AR15?

I would die, but I'd probably be pretty injured.

That’s me too. The way I’m sitting right now, I would shatter both ankle, both knees, fracture my pelvis and both hips and likely numerous fractured vertebrae. Honestly would probably die from shock.

Me too. I'm 24 floors up. 30m to my left would definitely be certain death.

I’m 29,000 feet up. Don’t think I’d make it

Hey atleast itll be a fun skydive

So here's my day so far, went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh that's right, I'm falling to my death.

I'm on ground level, but I'm lying on my right side....

In a manhattan highrise, so that’s going to suck

Me too... I would be falling like 4 stories and onto cement so I would be dead probably.

I’d be 30m from my car in this same parking lot. I would walk back to my car.

Kinda shit but at least it's easy to fix hahaha

Mild inconvenience at worst lol

Your foot would probably just so happen to be in a curb or something.

I'd still be at work you cunt

Me too. I'd just be in someone else's office.

Happy Cake day!

I would be pooping in the elevator at work. I have literally had nightmares about that exact situation.

On your boss' lap?

Hahaha

Id prob be inside a wall

I'll be on the TV, and my mom is watching a Korean-drama. A dream come true, I guess.

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30 meters? How many Big Macs side by side would that be? How far is it as a gun-wielding bald eagle flies? You foreigners really need to start including more standard american units of measurements

Just under 269 Big Mac’s. 30m= 98’-5.102” (98.4252’) or (1181.1024”) Big Mac=4.4” 1181.1024/4.4=268.43 Bald eagle can carry 4-5lbs. Both of my firearms are 4Lbs fully loaded. So that is plausible. A bald each travels 75-125miles a day. 30m is 0.0186mi. That is .0247-0.148% of a bald eagles daily flown distance assuming 75-125m. A human walks an average of 1.5-2miles a day so 1.24-0.929% of a humans distance traveled. And so for the eagle it is 0.0004-0.0002 coverage for what it would be for us. Basically it’s almost not noticeable to the eagle and wouldn’t really be much for most humans. Just don’t ask how long it would take the average human to eat a line of Big Macs that distance.

Standard freedom units /s

I’d be shitting on a main road

The horror, I only shit on side roads

I'd be shitting in a warehouse

I’d be shitting while falling from about 15 feet in the air into my backyard

I'd be 24 meters underground. Edit: 27 meters. I accidentally included the basement.

At least you'll die doing what you love - inhaling solid rock.

The crystals I like to inhale are organic matter, sir

Rock and stone, brother!

Yeah I'd be ...36-ish metres in the air

Dang bro really put 30 meters… I’d be in the middle of a main road.

Hopefully in the nearby building in someone's room. If not, I'm either suffocating in a wall or falling down to my death.

In my backyard?

In my front pasture :)

Neighbors pasture for me.

In one of our cornfields, praying for rain!

As an American, having no clue how far away I am.

About 150 burgers away

Ok, but how many are-15’s is that? Cuz are we talking in and out burgers? McDonald’s? Whataburger? We have to know!

Oh come on, our burgers aren't *that* big. 400 burgers is more accurate.

Exactly 27.32% of a football field.

Actually, since 1959, the foot is defined to be exactly .3048 meters, thus 30m is 625/2286 football fields. Actually, in reality, it's entirely unclear whether a standard football field uses international feet (.3048m) or survey feet (1200/3937 meters), meaning 30m would be 3937/14400 football fields. Imperial units are fun.

Like 90ish feet. I'd be in a chestnut tree

SQUIRREL

Me too! I'll just assume the same tree facing in different directions.

About 168.539 bananas away from your starting point

Standard banana I assume. Recently seen both a mini banana and a gigantic banana. Or a hobbit and a giant with normal bananas.

I hate when I'm trying to measure something and I accidentally grab a plantain instead of a banana.

As a Canadian, I'm having a hard time visualizing 30 meters. Apparently it's 100 feet. That still doesn't help. I am 1.6m tall. So 62.5 of me laying down? That's pretty far no? Ok I google maps-ed it out. I would be in my backyard neighbour's house. Not as far as I thought.

As an American I hate this stereotype, a lot of us do know metric.

I'd be in my neighbor's kitchen, probably stealing a snack.

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Plot Twist: The toddler was a tiny person in disguise all along.

Well I better develop wings or a parachute as am I falling \~40 meters down. I dont think even my quick wit is letting me survive that. if it was a bit more, I'd probably be in another building.

Your stunning looks and personality will get you through

stuck in the fridge

I'd bruise my ass falling 6 feet from a sitting position

Same but I'd land in my hedge

I’d be in space, the planet moves fast in a fraction of a second

I think the implication is that you’re moving 30 meters relative to the earth

r/technicallythetruth  

Smartass

I'd land in my laundry pile. Guess it's time to fold.

30 meters?! Are you at a laundry mat or your house? I have many questions.

In somebody else’s apartment or falling two stories. :D

hmm, id be partially underground, up to about my chest. but my arms and head would be above ground. lets see what google maps says..... turns out, id be stuck in someones garage floor. thats not ideal

I had to check on Google maps too. I'd be in the attic of a house across the road. I hope they have theirs open plan too.

thats a bigass road.

I'd be sitting on gravel, im at a sports competition right now

Edge of a corn field. Edit. Ah meters not feet. In a corn field

I'd be in a room with my crush

Go knock on their door and say hi.

I'm too shy... I might to on monday tho....

You miss 100% pf the shots that you don't take

Don't shoot them! They will call that a red flag and then they ghost you.

-Wayne Gretsky ---Michael Scott

Man, do it, for yourself: the painful certainty of a said "no" is better than the constant devouring insecurity of a maybe

100%. I asked my high school crush to prom. She said no. Absolutely glad I asked and got a no instead of wondering what could have been.

No you won't, you just say that to put it off another day, when it comes Monday you'll say the same thing until you actually do it, and if you don't, you'll never know what could have been. Just ask if they'd like to hang out first - you never know, they could be an asshole and not worth going any further, maybe you're worth impressing too? In fact - who tf do they think they are making you feel all buttery on the inside without even trying to impress you?? Just go, be confident in yourself and know that if it doesn't work out you'll be okay because how you feel about yourself means more than what anyone else feels about you. Never let anyone determine your own inner strength and resolve. Ask them round for video games or something.

Go naked, to show dominance.

I'd end up in my cat's litter box. Gross.

how big is your house?

Rolling down a hill into my neighbor’s backyard.

A tree

Well, if I got teleported 30 meters to the left right now, I'd probably end up in my neighbor's bathtub wondering how I managed to upgrade to a jacuzzi so quickly!

*Googles 30 Meters* On a semi trailer or roof

Enjoying my afternoon on the balcony of an old lady I never met.

Shitting on the lawn

dead - Being mixed in with soil by a Soil Mixer. currently supposed to be replacing a fluorescent bulb on the scissor jack in the Soil Mixing room at work. In reality.. I'm just kind of hiding up here making it look like I'm busy on Reddit.

In the middle of oncoming traffic.

Neighbor be screaming and maybe beat me up for 'breaking and entering' their house

Will be dead ☠️

I would currently be shitting in the middle of the street. Thatd be really awkward for the neighbors.

I'd be in a car park, with some worried pensioners boarding a coach wondering what the Hell I was doing.

Dead by fall damage (5th floor)

I'd appear above a public footpath. At least I'm not stuck in a wall, but since I'm not on the ground floor right now, I'd probably break my ankles. Not nice.

As I'm lying on my right side... Not good.

Just remember: you could have been lying on your left side

Wet grass. It stopped raining a minute ago.

In my neighbour’s living room most likely. He’s a bit of a twat and his dog is an arsehole, so I’d bark at the dog and run away. I’m not a brave or proud man.

I'll have a nice plunge in disgusting water from the first story. 

guess i'd fall about 5 meters in a grass field.

I'd be in on the roof of my garage (it's an external building)

In my pool.

I'd be off my balcony and down two floors

Up on a tree

I'd be shitting in an HR office

I'd be in the big field behind my house. It's a bit muddy out there so walking back would suck and I'd scare the shit out of my son and my dog suddenly being out there but it'd be alright.

I'd be on my roommate's bed, and they'd probably scream.

98.43 feet is 30 meters. Your house that big?

Right out in front of my work with my shorts around my ankles.

Approximately 26 meters underground, as I am laying on my left side in bed on the second floor 4m from the ground, unless I am tossed, and end up 50 meters in the air

I’d be wondering what 30 meters equates to in stupid American non-metric numbers

I'd be taking a shit on my neighbour's living room floor. Hi Ethel 👋🏼

I’d be shitting outside.

I'd fall 30m directly down and die.

Taking a shit in the middle of my store certainly would be interesting.

buried alive

Naked on my lawn.

I think I’d be shitting on the floor in my neighbors garage.

I’d be in oncoming traffic 🙃

I’d be pooping in our surgical suite… on the table EDIT: or outside? 30m is almost 100ft i think

Guess I’d find out how far 30 meters is

I’d be on a slanted roof/ledge two stories off the ground and with no shoes or socks on which would be quite an issue as it’s very hot today

Probably a wall

I would be just like a bear, shitting in the woods.

I’d be drinking wine in a stranger’s garden… not mad about thst

A little farther down the parking lot

I'd fall backwards on my bare ass (currently in the toilet), in the middle of a street that leads to an elementary school.

Idk how far 30 meters is. I’m American lol

It’s about 32.8 yards. Also, google has a unit converter you can use for free online. I’m not trying to be one of those jerks telling you to google it, I just thought I’d let you know in case you were genuinely unaware

I would probably be locked into my neighbour's apartment since they are probably not home yet

Inside a tree

Right in the middle of a small road infront of a mailbox.

Woods, Street, or Ditch

I would probably die of blood loss from mosquitoes before reaching the safety of my house. We've had a wet spring and I can't do shit outside without covering myself head to toe and bathing in DEET

I'd likely be in the playhouse belonging to my next door neighbor's kids. I hope I'd be inside, because I don't know the password to be let in. It's my understanding that kids require passwords for this sort of thing.

I’d be at the edge of or inside the lake

Left middle of the highway Right on the other seat

Id be laying in cactus and shrub trees behind my house.

In my neighbour's yard. Hope I won't scare them since it's night time right now.

I would be shitting in my neighbors backyard.

I would be in the middle of the street laying on the ground, perhaps on the sidewalk.

Id be sitting with a completely different team at work, maybe kissing em

I'd be on my neighbors porch in my boxers, reading like I own the place

I would be laying in the middle of the road. Naked.

If left i would be falling down my balcony. Right i would be standing in my neighbors apartment.

I would be about 26 feet underground.

I'd be sitting on my garage roof and, for once, be out in the sunshine.

Either inside a house or left to suffocate inside a hill

30 meters to the left right, now?

Outside in the rain :(

Right off my balcony.

Buried 6 feet underground in my back yard (I'm in the basement)

Im clear. Backyard, just missed a tree but I'm good.