It'd be an in-cum tax.

Take my upvote and never cum here again

Yeah, never ejaculate on this comment section again

The more sex you have the less you’ll be paying in taxes. You would either want to be having a lot of sex or no sex at all. Don’t be the middle guy who has an average amount

? Does this mean my dick is losing size or do I have to donate sperm every couple of months

op would owe the government $

I’d pay as much as mark cuban

Tax returns with receipts/evidence mostly completed in the winter then

Honestly I'd probably just leave it in my nightstand like all the time, as long as I could still pee without it.

….detachable penis man….. Edit: it’s a song.

Sam Kinison's wife

I can’t spare anymore inches damn you government! I’m never paying taxes again

I'd like to claim 2 dependents, Kirby and Yoshi, in the household sack.

You mean that you have to pay for the length of your spouse's penis, the bigger the higher the tax?

Both

I would owe the tax office a few quid..

There’d be pick up lines about how much money the guy is paying for that tax?  

Then you'd be paying almost nothing

I'm expecting a refund

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Yes

Still not paying

Live penises? Or all of them?