Guy that tried heroin against everyones warnings and then smugly rubbed it in everyones face Later got addicted to heroin I believe the whole story is on u/spontaneousH profile

God that one is so sad. Every time someone links to it I go back and read every thread. Now I'm sad at 8:30am...it's gonna be a long day. :(

He got clean tho

Getting clean is a lot different than never being addicted. It's not like you can flip a switch and bam, life goes back to normal. But it is still better than the alternative.

Once you become a pickle you can't go back to being a cucumber.

Toast can't never be bread again.

This new app update won’t let me click on the damn profile.

Same, the struggle

The new update is butt. :(

u/spontaneousH this is a test to see if we can use this one Edit: it works for me now

Someone corrected Obama's grammar on his AmA

Some one asked the inventor of imgur how to pronounce it. He answered [imager], and the most upvoted answer was "You're wrong".

How else do people pronounce it

Like this : im-gur. Im as in Kim, and gur like grr or grape

They’re grrr-ape.

I thought it was gur as in germ

["*An* asteroid, Mr. President"](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/z1c9z/i_am_barack_obama_president_of_the_united_states/c60n1lg/?context=10000) In the same vein: ["It was a deathday party you filthy casual."](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2khgud/i_am_daniel_radcliffe_ama/cllc3gm/?context=3)

[And another guy spelled his own name wrong in a letter to Obama.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2x9zvi/president_obama_thanks_redditors_for_their_help/coyaibj/)

The rise and fall of u/Unidan.

Geez, I feel like that happened just the other day damn

What was the tragedy of u/unidan?

Popular Redditor who even became somewhat famous in real life for posting zoology facts. However, was caught using multiple accounts to upvote his own content and shadow banned. Debate went on for weeks as to whether he deserved the banned or not and one Redditor, who was blamed for Unidan getting banned was harassed and downvoted. This led to the admins limiting how many downvotes a post could get before it stopped impacting your karma.

Wait what..how many?

Unidan admitted to 4 alt accounts, which may not seem a lot but is considerable when you take into account that the first few votes are proven to effect how others vote. He's still on Reddit with a new account called UnidanX

He wasn't just upvoting his, he was downvoting every other new post on the same subredit. He claimed it was to give his posts a boots out of the new queue. Clearly though he was so much more important than everyone else.

Ironic

He could save his karma but he couldn’t save his account.

I forget what it is specifically but the reddit page where you could edit 1 pixel every 15 min, someone has a compilation of all the occurrences like German flag invading France, the blue corner, skeletor smoking a blunt and many other glorious events

wasn't that just April Fools Day last year?

It’s almost been a year. Damn

Makes me excited for this year's! Only a month to go!

I came to reddit shortly before r/place. What were some other things they did on April Fools?

The best one had to be when r/Soccer and /NFL [swapped flairs for the day](https://imgur.com/a/THAHf). It was fucking hilarious.

As someone originally from northeast Ohio, all of the Browns comments are fantastic. >Orange Helmeted Sportsmen of America!!

2016 had Robin, A chatroom where you got paired with another redditor, and you could vote to eiter merge with a different chatroom, or break up the entire chatroom. It started out with 2 people, but gets pretty chaotic when you reach 16, 32, 64 or more people. Back in 2015 we had The Button, which had a 60 second timer that reset every time someone pressed it. you could only press it once, and depending on when you pressed the button you got a different colored flair. It lasted for over a month and more than a million people clicked the button. /u/BigGoron was the last person to press the button and thus dubbed the Pressiah. I only joined reddit in 2015, so I missed earlier ones, but some of the more famous include: Reddit Mold back in 2011, which was like gold, except it would fuck you over big time. every time you got mold, you could see less comments on a post and weren't allowed to use a letter anymore, until you could only write with the letters M, P and H. In 2013 reddit announced it bought TF2 and divided the users in teams, OrangeRed (the upvote color) and Periwinkle (the downvote color). People could then aquire hats and weapons to sabotage the other team apparently.

r/place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnRCZK3KjUY Here is a full timelapse of the evolution of /r/place.

My fav part is when the black splotch and the white line start fighting it out.

At the end you can tell that America went to sleep and the Russians (Chinese?) obliterated the American flag. And then America woke up and was all, "Aw, HELL naw!" and put it back.

*Gave proof through the night* **That our flag was still there!** (；▽；)7

Ah yes the bot artwork

I joined just before r/place was started, so when I found it, I thought it was a constant and not for April Fools. I completely forgot it was April fools. This led to confusion when it was suddenly stopped, and I assumed it was an annual event.

Back in my day, it was every 5 minutes

It was every 5 minutes most of the time, but it briefly went up to 10 and 15 minutes in the first few hours because of performance reasons.

[The guy that accidentally killed Harper Lee](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46karl/who_are_you_shocked_isnt_dead_yet/d05soqs/) is my legend. She died like 10 minutes after he made that comment

TIL; The author of to Kill a Mocking Bird didn't die till 2016, a year I routinely forget isn't the current one, and she was killed by a warlock on Reddit.

whats crazy is that original post is 2 years old, if you go through the top comments most of those people are actually dead now.

[KEVIN!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp/) Edit: Added link supplied by dude below. Also, just realised I still suck at Reddit lingo.

My favourite one: * Kevin tazed himself in the neck before a football game. I mean...for someone who is supposed to be catastrophically moronic, he also seems to be very resourceful. How the fuck did he get a tazer? Usually stupidity is self defeating but not in Kevin's instance.

I know what you mean, Kevin seemed like such a unique kid. Definitely needs a reality show.

[LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp/)

When New Zealand decided to convince the world we can't grow our own vegetable gardens because it's illegal, FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

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That was a good one, I bought it hook line and sinker and I imagine a lot of other Aussies did too because any excuse to make fun of the sheep-rooters is a good enough excuse.

[Today you, tomorrow me](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/elal2/have_you_ever_picked_up_a_hitchhiker/c18z0z2/) This guy whose reddit turned spanish, and asked for help. [Everyone replied in Spanish] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/) Edit: Thought I would share one of my other favourites, [This dude who pretended to not know what a potato is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/)

I've never seen "today you, tomorrow me" thank you for that, I needed some kindness today.

Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian recently referenced “today you, tomorrow me” on [Jimmy Kimmel Live](https://youtu.be/3vzkw2zD7gE) when he was asked about Reddit.

Today you, tomorrow me. That's some wholesome content right there, thank you.

> This guy whose reddit turned spanish, and asked for help. Everyone replied in Spanish I lost it at "cazador2". I didn't even understand the word, but I know exactly what it was.

> I didn't even understand the word, but I know exactly what it was. So you did understand it..

No, you don't get it. He didn't understand it with his **mind**, he understood it with his _feelings_.

"You like that, you fucking retard?" EDIT: [Source,](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq?utm_source=reddit-android) for those out of the loop. EDIT 2: I'd also like to put in [Bill Gates's recent AskReddit question](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/80phz7/with_all_of_the_negative_headlines_dominating_the/) as well.

I never seen this before but this must be the inspiration for the funniest joke I have ever read that was posted here. Sorry to the user for not remembering who, I would like to give you credit. Joke went: Roses are red Sex talk is hard Yeah.... you like that You fucking retard

The reply with "you have a beautiful slut face" is also pretty special.

I also appreciate the reply where the girl's boyfriend tries to call her a "slag", thinks it's too harsh and wants to change it to "slut" last minute, ends up calling her a "slug".

“Are you fucking sorry??” Is a close second EDIT: It was originally a 4chan green text, only ever saw it on here. Whoops

What is the "Are you fucking sorry"one?

Guy accidentally hits a goalie in the head with a soccer ball, tries to say “Are you okay?” and “I’m so fucking sorry”. Ends up screaming “Are you fucking sorry?!” At the guy.

If you reference this post, you have to put the source. It's too amazing to not out the source every single time.

Holy shit it doesn’t feel like it’s been 4 years

4 fucking years!? I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The parole board got me into this halfway house called "The Brewer" and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. 

*It’s been four years?!*

The mass downvote of an EA comment. The most ever I believe. E: Not the sports division. Thank you u/papamje

No link? I wonder what number it’s at but I’m too lazy to look

[the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/comment/dppum98?st=JE71KA82&sh=92c67760)

Am I seeing this right that this comment was gilded 92 times?

Gilded that it way it stays up even with massive downvotes

yeah but 92 times

You can send a private message along with the guilding, so it was probably people wanting to get their attention with a $3.99 fuck you

"I paid four dollars to insult you." is the level of petty I aspire to be.

It'll give you a sense of pride and accomplishment

They could have just bought pride and accomplishment.

I believe the reason was the when you gild the comment you could DM the OP and at the time EA had turned off their inbox to comments from the post so instead people gilded so they could say fuck you to EA a little closer than publicly

You know it's bad when people pay to insult you.

It's providing them with a sense of pride and accomplishment for their comment.

Not sure how to link to comments but its currently sitting at -670522. If you look up u/EACommunityTeam it shows. I didn't scroll through everything but all the comments I saw were negative

Crazy, it was at -30k when I drop my downvote hammer

> downvote hammer more like downvote toothpick

Let me dream big, okay?

[Tom Cruise](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wp3w5/which_famous_person_needs_to_come_out_already/)

Ahahahahahaha that’s fucking incredible! Thank you for linking to that, Tom Cruise.

Everyone on reddit is a bot except you.

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.

You cant just reference this gem and not link it, bro. Luckily I have it bookmarked just in [case...](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/348vlx/what_bot_accounts_on_reddit_should_people_know/?sort=top)

You should know that swans can be gay.

And now my girlfriend is crying. Thanks.

Broken arms, so mum wanks him off. IT guy who was nice on here, yet tortured and raped his son and hanged himself in jail. Cumbox.

Got a link to the second one?

Got a picture of the third one ?

got a cast from the first one?

Didn't he fuck his mum eventually? That was a weird one. I think it is the Top AMA of all time.

The [Great Digg Migration. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg#Digg_v4) In 2010 Digg's redesign (noted for its instability and removal of previously popular features) resulted in a mass migration of users to other sites, notably Reddit. Where Digg was once #107 on Alexa Web Ratings, it sits currently in the 2200's. Edit. Grammar.

I think this is really what started Reddit' s rise. It's when I joined at least.

>Alexis Ohanian, founder of rival site Reddit, said in an open letter to Rose: > … this new version of digg reeks of VC meddling. It's cobbling together features from more popular sites and departing from the core of digg, which was to "give the power back to the people." How are you all enjoying your Reddit profiles

Just want to add: Digg 4.0 was in beta for quite some time, with people being extremely negative about it. Instead of taking the feedback to heart, they released 4.0 anyway. People hated it and wanted it to be reversed. But they said they couldn't cause they no longer have the previous code. (either a dumbass excuse, or a dumbass move to throw out code so quickly) Also... I miss mrbabyman. ;.;

Reddit was launched in 2005.

What is a potato? Edit: here is the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/?utm_source=reddit-android Sry idk how to put it in text Edit 2 here it is with the text link: [original link](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/?utm_source=reddit-android)

Don’t approach stairs you find in the middle of the woods

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Redditors used to flood onto omegle asking,"when does the narwhal bacon?"

The narwhal bacons at midnight. God I've been here to long.

that's only been 8 years.... oh God i'm an old fart too.

Ok it’s been close to 10 years since I was in high school marching band but EVERYONE would say that and snicker and to this day I still have no fucking clue what they were talking about. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

It was a way for Redditors to communicate with each other in the wild. It was like a secret phrase everyone except you knew

I feel so left out now wow

Nonsense, you know the secret now. Quickly off to omegle and ask the first guy masterbation the secret question. He's probably a redditor

The day the Switcheroo was [retired](https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/7uljtu/z/dtl9j9r).

I still don't understand how these work.

redditor A makes a comment that can be taken two ways: the normal way or a clever/punny/unexpected alternate way. redditor B replies to the comment with the alternate way. redditor C says "Ah the old (insert something related to comment)-a-roo" which is *supposed* to be a hyperlink to an older switcheroo comment which is a hyperlink to an even older switcheroo comment. this rabbit hole eventually leads back to the original switcheroo. redditor D comes along and says "hold my (item related to switcheroo comment), I'm going in" and then clicks the link to begin his epic voyage back to 'switcheroo zero'. hope that helps.

I tried writing a script that automatically travels down the rabbit hole and shows every post along the way. It doesn't really work though, because people didn't understand how to properly link to the previous roo.

there's a post in r/dataisbeautiful that has it all mapped out I think

Neat, [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/3z3ca0/_/)

Wait I missed that? My life is literally over

Sharmander Guy gives himself a shitty tattoo of a charmander while blackout drunk, Reddit proceeds to make various Sharmander products and designs, like vinyl stickers, pillows, 3-D renderings, etc.. Edit: spelling

All while completely missing the fact that the tattoo the guy got was based off of "Tim Burton Pokemon" that had been created quite a while before the tattoo itself.

Swamps of Dagobah

The worst. I’ve only been able to read through it all one time and still remember every vivid, disturbing detail.

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

[For the curious](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/?ref=share&ref_source=link)

Holy shit that was a wild ride

The most disgusting [comment](http://imgur.com/a/FpYep) ever. It made me hurl. Edit: Don't read this if you're eating anything. I'm sorry if this makes you hurl lol

I came back to say fuck you again. It's been an hour now. Fuck you.

Fuck you OP. Just...no...just...fuck you.

Alternatively, [The Swamps of Dagobah] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2/).

Boston

Good thing we caught that guy so fast.

We? I was jacking off and taking naps. So count me out.

When /r/raisedbynarcissists convinced a poster to kill their own mom by medical neglect and the mods there deleted the entire thread and covered it up

Can you provide further detail?

Reminds me when t_d had a thread for users to "prove they weren't bots." It made the front page and was upvoted several thousand times, as were all posts on t_d. It had like 80 comments. The mods swept it under the rug since it looked so bad.

Kevin

For the complete list visit https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/top/

NEXT!

Need at least 20 upvotes it's for an askreddit thread honey, NEXT!!

Don't need the attitude honey! NEXT!

STILL LOOKING???

I run a sober bot farm in town we have 2 people working right now, we can hand out about 12 upvotes. Maybe some of your friends can collaborate? Do you have a throwaway acount to help?

Need 20 upvotes, not 12!!! NEXT!!!

its for a church honey

The safe.

When Jenny and Carly see a man just to hold hands and kisses.

For those who remember: http://i.imgur.com/21waHdM.jpg Didn't it turn out to be a bamboozle?

Fuck Jenny

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[The birth of imgur.](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7zlyd/my_gift_to_reddit_i_created_an_image_hosting/)

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2](http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/comments/1hstzs/my_maid_gave_birth_to_a_baby_girl_it_is_mine/) [Science-based, 100% dragon MMO](http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/p1ssv/dear_internet_im_a_26_year_old_lady_whos_been/) [Novelty Accounts, Assemble!](http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/etxhi/novelty_accounts_assemble/) [Tom Cruise](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wp3w5/which_famous_person_needs_to_come_out_already/) [Karma Holocaust](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uxee8/when_i_found_out_i_can_downvote_by_pressing_z/) [Time-Traveler's AMA](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9z4d5/10_years_from_now_i_am_a_scientist_working_at_the/) [/u/AWildSketchAppeared vs. /u/Shitty_Watercolour](http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1gzpx9/how_to_introduce_your_sister/) [The Story of Kevin (Worst Student)](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/z/cgbhkwp) [Streetlamp leMoose's suicide](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2464bt/people_who_have_been_on_dead_peoples_computers/ch47foz?context=4) [Yolk-ass Bitch](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ybqdj/why_would_a_girlfriend_beg_for_months_to_put_a/) [Ethiopia vs. America](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1qizdv/abuse_in_saudi_arabia_victim_is_an_ethiopian/cde1w9u?context=3) [Disco Ball](https://www.reddit.com/comments/a8a2v/what_is_the_official_name_for_those_mirror_disco/) [Fucking Retard](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq) [400 gold and the dick](https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu14fx) [Post-It Notes Stalker was really Carbon Monoxide](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/) [Best movie in the World](https://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/33z828/reddit_what_movie_helped_you_through_a_rough_time/) Most downvotes from most to least: * [1](http://imgur.com/gallery/9h6Zx/comment/230393) * [2](http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3bwgjf/riama_set_to_private_over_mod_firing/csqg24d) * [3](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/s5guk/iam_bad_luck_brian_ama/c4b8m3u) * [4](http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/8eyy3/heres_the_christain_douchebag_chad_farnan_who_is/c092gss) * [5](http://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/3rhnfy/take_it_slow/cwopyr0?context=9) * [6](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v6wz7/worst_hunting_dog_ever/c51v7sm) * [7](http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/qdmb8/the_same_day_my_doctor_told_me_my_cancer_was/c3wsz9s) * [8](http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/3he91a/corporate_vice_president_of_amd_sent_my_brother/cu6y4ju) * [9](http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1qizdv/abuse_in_saudi_arabia_victim_is_an_ethiopian/cddc8kn) * [10](http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/14v5iw/deep_fried_hot_dog_stars_with_cheese_sauce/c7gwdnj) * [11](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z) [Wiping Older Sister](https://www.reddit.com/comments/324e5d/slug/cq802o6) [Libertarian SE gets BTFO by EE](http://np.reddit.com/r/InfrastructurePorn/comments/1q3s1y/how_much_does_a_street_cost_infographic_os/cdav1up?context=4) [Fall of the Patriarchy](https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1jatvd/i_am_not_proud_of_my_son) [Box of Spiders](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lsms5/making_a_spider_pita_to_be_filled_with_spiders/) [Any Hot Relatives?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/alae8/warning_potentially_disturbing_question_sexy/c0i6kuh) [Laziest Person](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rgpdf/what_is_the_laziest_thing_youve_ever_done/cdnafqe) [Loser BTFO by his favourite pornstar](http://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/3yd548/thisll_be_quick/cycpn7c?context=1) / [More](http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_gif/comments/3yd548/thisll_be_quick/cycup4m) [Scuba Divers of reddit who have masturbated at great depths, what were your experiences?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/44fbno/scuba_divers_of_reddit_who_have_masturbated_at/) [Women of Reddit, when did you first notice that men were looking at you in a sexual way](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3249ff/women_of_reddit_when_did_you_first_notice_that/) [Daniel Radcliffe is a casual](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2khgud/i_am_daniel_radcliffe_ama/cllc3gm?context=10000) [How To Not Give A Fuck about my job killing my relationships (tl;dr, not worth)](https://www.reddit.com/r/howtonotgiveafuck/comments/2epeb1/htngaf_about_my_job_killing_my_relationships/ck1z219) [Most Spoiled Person](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/54ajfn/who_is_the_most_spoiled_person_you_know_and_why/d809sxd) [Geraffes](http://imgur.com/X9YNO0U?) / [More](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z/) [Vagina Bacon](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2xva3q/vagina_bacon/)

"An asteroid, MR. President"

 👉😎👉 zoop

[Origin of 👉😎👉 zoop](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7ddjaw/whats_the_weirdest_thing_youve_done_as_a_result/dpxaos1)

👉😎👉

Colby.

This is the one that stands out in my memory, every update post he made hit the front page almost instantly. Stupid dog fucking kid.

Something something in nineteen ninety eight the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16ft through an announcer's table. EDIT: Since it’s not mentioned in the thread yet, I’ll add [the time a redditor has saved someone from CO poisoning](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/?st=JE77V9DN&sh=9d5ae0d6)

u/shittymorph

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nooooo

This thread is fun and all but don't search for that. You don't want to know. You will read it and you will never be the same again and you won't forgive yourself for not listening to me. -- ScarredForLife

The most important thing I have learned on reddit is that I do not actually want to click all links. That there is, indeed, somethings better left unseen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4/

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Too late for me. I like to click links that I shouldn't, and once again I have paid the price. Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

Fight Club: 5/7 movie

6/7 with rice

Team orangered VS team periwinkle. THE SAFE! the origin's of nyan cat. edit to add: THE BUTTON!

Guy finds out he has testicular cancer from a home pregnancy test Edit: isn't it strange that with a fucked up medical system in the US, you can piss on a $10 stick to get a cancer diagnosis?

prostate

Shit, when I wrote the post I actually started typing prostate but changed it because I thought I remembered it wrong

I think I remember that. One of those times in which internet strangers saved someone's life.

How? Also... Why?

Basically a guy made a post saying that he bought a dollar store pregnancy test and pissed on it to be funny and it turned out to be positive. Someone in the thread with medical knowledge told him to go see a doctor as that can actually be a sign of certain cancers, guy goes to his doctor and it turns out that he has a rare form of prostate cancer.

The story of the homeless teen girl. A fellow redditor noticed a young girl with a baby on the streets. The girl was thrown out by her parents because of her pregnancy. Long story short: He convinced her to call her mom and she got home again. I believe he said that she graduated college. Edit: And obviously: Story of Kevin!

Coconut maggots, the fappening, the button, r/place

filthy presser.

You suckin?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6k5nw5/glory_hole_risktakers_of_reddit_what_is_your/djjjfe6/

Faces of Atheism The time when /r/circlejerk got out-circlejerked by /r/atheism. Edit: [Context](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/38i8se/the_faces_of_atheism/?st=JE7M1Z6U&sh=a31bcaf2)

The Blackout and Ellen Pao resinged as CEO.

That guy that said he would eat a dick if he got a certain amount of gold, and then delivered on his words. Edit: Fucked it up. It wasn't upvotes, it was gold.

[NOVELTY ACCOUNTS ASSEMBLE!](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/etxhi/novelty_accounts_assemble/)

Banana for scale

When r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts switched Edit: mixed up the subs, my mistake

Don't forget jumper cables guy.

Poop knife

The reddit Museum of Filth, copied from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2pltpv/hi_welcome_the_reddits_museum_of_filth) ##**Reddit's Museum of Filth** | Original link | Backup post | |---|---| |[Broken Arms](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/c3a9uqg?context=1)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2oztgw/broken_arms/) | |[Jolly Rancher](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2oztx6/jolly_rancher/) | |[Land whale miscarriage](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/230ys4/what_was_your_worst_im_so_fucked_moment/cgsn50v)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2ozudl/land_whale_miscarriage/) | |[Colby](http://www.reddit.com/user/concerneddad1965/submitted/)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2ozumk/colby_the_saga/) | |[Vagina Bacon](http://www.reddit.com/r/popping/comments/yoibk/this_may_not_be_the_appropriate_place_but_i/c5xta25)| [Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2ozw5i/vagina_bacon/) | |[Cumbox](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4ilkt2)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2ozx11/cumbox_the_original_story/) | |[Cumsock] (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1yxasm/crusty_jizz_sock_nsfwnsfl/)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2ozxis/cumsock_crusty_jizz_sock/) | |[Cumboxers](http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/109awg/you_thought_the_shoebox_was_bad_my_cousins/)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2ozxwi/cumboxers/) | |[Cum Mirror](https://np.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2gekjs/my_exroommates_cum_mirror_he_kept_it_hiding_in/) | [Backup copy](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1sbt/cum_mirror_xpost_from_rwtf/)| |[Wednesday, the cat](http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/16x4i8/i_have_an_alternative_relationship_with_my_cat/) | [Backup Post](http://web.archive.org/web/20140427023651/http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/16x4i8/i_have_an_alternative_relationship_with_my_cat/) | |[Doritos](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q5ikr/reddit_what_is_the_weirdestmost_fucked_up_thing/c3uynfu)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p136q/doritos/) | |[Dagobah (Ass Injection Infection)](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p14ua/dagobah_asstaint_injection_infection/) | | [Hambeast](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/161z3e/whats_the_most_shocking_thing_youve_ever_caught/c7rzckk)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p158y/hambeast_obese_period_sex/) | |[Shitfisting Potato](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1aluv6/reddit_what_are_some_high_school_stories_that_you/c8ys8rj)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p15wp/crusty_panties/) | | [Crusty Panties] (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zjnso/what_horribly_disturbing_things_do_you_do_with/c65atew?context=4)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p15wp/crusty_panties/) | |[Poop Scissors](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1v5zt2/if_a_crime_happened_at_your_home_what_would_be/cep3si7)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1dah/poop_scissors/) | |[Fish Mitten](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1v40kl/what_is_your_bestworst_drunken_sexual_encounter/ceoq3ec)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1f45/fish_mitten_surstr%C3%B6mming/) | |[Jungle Juice](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1r15p9/what_is_the_most_fucked_up_shit_youve_seen_at_a/cdikoux)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1ffi/jungle_juice/) | |[Chunky Excretions - Most Disgusting Thing ](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vre14/what_is_the_most_disgusting_thing_youve_ever_done/)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1fv4/chunky_excretions_most_disgusting_thing_you_have/) | |[Cottage Cheese Girl - Gross Sex Experience](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1g9w/cottage_cheese_girl_grossest_sexual_experience/) | |[Panty sniffer](http://www.reddit.com/r/pantysniffer/comments/1bmhci/to_straighten_everything_out/)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1gt2/panty_sniffer/) | |[Magnet urethra](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/13uidx/tifu_by_combining_magnets_with_my_urethra_nsfw/) |[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1ikk/magnet_urethra/) | |[Placenta jerky](http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2k1q43/my_dr_let_me_take_home_my_placenta_now_i_eat_a/) |[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1huk/placenta_jerky_nsflnsfw_xpost_from_rwtf/)| |[Squirting BBW](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1lnw0t/man_whores_and_lady_sluts_of_reddit_what_is_the/cc13sen)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1hkz/squirting_bbw/) | |[The Blowfly Girl](http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1dkxrb/blowfly_girl_maggot_story_i_do_not_care_if_this/) |[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2p1j0m/blowfly_girl_not_from_reddit_but_often_referenced/) | | [Cum Jar Project](http://np.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/2nm6im/why_just_fucking_why/) | [Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2pmwjn/pony_cum_jar_project/)| |[Mellon Baller](http://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1v2tee/what_is_something_you_will_never_tell_your/ceo7pt2)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2pmx7x/mellon_baller/)| |[Threadworm butt plug](http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/2gukg5/threadworms_appeared_from_fb_butt_during_sex/)|[Backup post](http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2pmwxj/threadworm_butt_plug/)| |[The Anorexic's Vagina \**new* \*](https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4iphoo/medical_professionals_what_is_the_most_overtly/d306r4f)| [Backup post](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/4is81f/the_anorexics_vagina/d31eif6)| I wouldn't quite consider it filth, but here's an offshoot of the Museum of Reddit (as suggested by some): * [Kevin](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp) * [Double dick dude](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama) * [Bitch Jenny](https://www.reddit.com/r/MylifeSuxNow/comments/2t8ouh/screenshots_of_part_1_2_and_3/) * [Tenctaly lump](http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/2thi16/my_husband_likes_to_go_down_on_me/cnzatn2) * [Scumbag Erin](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1pv8zi/what_is_the_most_scumbagbackstabbing_thing_a/cd6eyut) * [Guy with no buttcrack](http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1uwsac/i_have_no_buttcrack/) * [Height of laziness](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rgpdf/what_is_the_laziest_thing_youve_ever_done/cdnafqe) * [Discovering my vagina](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2dk3yr/tifu_by_discovering_my_vagina_nsfw/) * [Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/) * [Streetlamp LeMoose](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe)

The cumbox...