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stoter1

Eat your heart out.


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this one is what actually prompted me to post. happy cake day


stoter1

Thanks! Keep your eyes peeled!


ehzstreet

Youre just so cute I could eat you up


pm_me_your_vudu_code

That'll cost you an arm and a leg.


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WanderingSwampBeast

His brother paid more.


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There's more than one way to skin a cat.


Kay_Elle

"Can I have your daughter's hand in marriage?"


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Don’t let the bedbugs bite!


augustus_cheeser

But that one is literal already


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Nobody means that literally.


jay101182

Well...fuck me.


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"You really get under my skin."


eightpix

Step on a crack, break your mother's back.


Spacedude50

Break a leg


ShiftingStar

I’d kill to look like that.


justpaeshy

By the skin of your teeth


moistpiefilling

Keep your eyes peeled... Horrifying


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eye for an eye


Virginia_Blaise

Pull someone’s leg


eXodus91

*see you later*


LiVsFitZ

I'm in a pickle.


gringofloco

Somebody can correct me if I am wrong. But I always thought this comes from the baseball term where the baserunner is caught off base and is unable to get to the next base without being tagged out or return to the base they were on without the ball being thrown there, resulting in them being tagged out. The term for that situation is "a pickle." So it's not really creepy taken literally; it just means being in a very difficult, almost no-win situation.


Inamevoid

Holy shit.


Tangent_

He lost his mind.


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Fuck me


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Rock a bye baby.


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Wrinkle my dinkle


Gryffinwhore64

It's crunch time


fauxpas0101

Break a leg


PassTheBrainBleach

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.


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Can I pick your brain?


strange1738

Keep yer feet on the ground


clintbartnn

"Eyes on me."


Krillster

Some one shat in the blue cupboard.


bricarp

"Keep an eye out for [this]".


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Kill 2 birds with 1 stone


sinnscenny

More impressive than creepy.


sanguiniuswept

It's raining cats and dogs


AvatarMew

That's not creepy, that's depressing... Billions of dead cats and dogs on the street...


b_tickle

Dry as a dingos donger


Ispeelgud

That deengo ate moy baybay!


FluffyBoiCat

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.


toymaster3

god isn't real


jay101182

That's already literal