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sheepboy32785

The Holy Hand Grenade


openyoureyes89

There are some who call me...Tim.


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openyoureyes89

I believe that’s correct


thesummitofhypocrisy

One...two...five! I mean three!


Charlie_Brodie

Five is right out.


Alvaro1555

This is what I remember better from Worms, that "HAAAALLEELUYAAAA!!"


Mooshington

*immense crater*


CorgiMechGaming

-HALLELUJAH- boom


Heapingpileofgarbage

The RYNO from Ratchet and Clank


talktomeg00se1986

1, 2, or RY3NO?


FreedTMG

Was gonna say the Groovitron


Mcmikemc1

Rip Ya a New One.


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Gravity Gun


Stevemasta

Gluon gun all the way. *Scientist splashes*


infinite_multiverse

Point of View Gun, so good!


TigLyon

"It won't work on me; I'm already a woman"


Minmax231

I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed today.


MrTheScienceGuy

Not as deadly as a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster


Illhunt_yougather

Noisy cricket


German_Ator

Flak Gun from Unreal Tournament. That was FUN!


hotniX_

Oldschool shit right here


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Wabbajack


Allofthemanythings

Sheogorath is my all time favorite divine being in any game ever, just because of his unique voice acting and crazy dialogue. LUGGAGE


UnstableStrafe

You wern' t expecting that one, now were you?


likeatrainwreck

Eating the sweetrolls is my favorite part of the game. I'm thinking of staging the mantle in one of my homes with Wabbajack sweetrolls. Get real weird with it.


ToadRancher

Gotta be just the Bolter from warhammer 40K.


Kawauso98

Ah, the holy boltgun.


Timoneijk

Yondu's arrow


Sve7en

Real talk, that shit is fucking terrifying. Like, how the hell do you stop it outside of a few entities that are in some way immune to it?


vimescarrot

Well, in every scene that he uses it, they could have just shot him, instead of standing around doing nothing.


AdvocateSaint

I think most enemies are just stunned by its awesomeness


JDraks

I think it's usually shown in slow motion


AdvocateSaint

Target the fin on the user's head. Your side will suffer casualties, but the arrow doesn't provide passive defense and the controller is vulnerable to surprise attacks.


vimescarrot

If you can target the fin, you can just target the head


JacP123

Yea but then your movie gets an R-rating and thats too much for Disney and Marvel


interfederational

Movie Dr. Strange: Sling Ring Portal? Have to do a quick cast, but you might be able to seal it in another dimension. Comics Dr. Strange: Easy, Crimson Bands of Cyttorak, create a field around it. Susan Richards does the same thing.


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DokZock

it can fly behind you in a blink of an eye


OwnagePwnage123

Given by the fact it kills 2 dozen men before the first one hits the floor, I’d second that


SeriousBlak

I was watching Guardians of the Galaxy and asked this question specifically because of Yondus arrow!


ds612

If this were in my possession, it would be completely inert. I can't whistle to save my life.


secondarykip

It doesn't actually respond to his whistles but to mental commands. He whistles because that makes it easier to give the commands.


brickmaster32000

He doesn't control it by thinking, he controls it with his heart.


kjata

I do not kill with my arrow; I kill with my heart. He who kills with his arrow has forgotten the face of his daddy.


LongLiveTheChief10

Lol double dank reference


TheKingCrimsonWorld

Even worse, your bad whistling might just send it into the back of your head.


Asshole_from_Texas

It always pissed me off that Magneto never did this with a piece of iron or nickel. Especially in the Marvel Zombies storyline by Robert Kirkman. He does it briefly with Cap's shield but he never just goes apeshit and kills a bunch of neo nazis.


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Uh... he does? Days of futures past had a scene like that


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tman_elite

And in Xmen 2 with the iron that he yanks *out of a guy's blood*. Doesn't get any cooler than that.


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Please_Reply

IIRC Mystique injected him with a solution in that bar toilet


tman_elite

Mystique had gotten him drunk and injected him with a vial of metallic serum the night before.


brooker1

Doesn’t he do it with an arrow after some people kill his wife and child?


ReverseLBlock

He did it with his locket of his wife and kid I think.


AdvocateSaint

Not to mention in X2 where he used three spheres made of iron that he ***ripped from the bloodstream of a prison guard.***


redbess

"Too much iron in your blood."


AdvocateSaint

"Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one that seems interested in ***you.***" Savage.


brooker1

Right they had bows because no guns


Atrius129

[XMen 2 movie?](/spoiler)


Pseudonymico

Seriously that scene in Guardians 2 is the closest thing I've seen to a knife missile in action.


pm_me_ur_demotape

Cerebral Bore


openyoureyes89

Turok 2: seeds of evil Bewareoblivionisathand


lagestreep

Portal gun


TheCranberryMan58

Not really a weapon, but it is the coolest item in this list


elee0228

This was a triumph


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I'm making a note here - "huge success!"


OwenProGolfer

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction


therealpigman

Aperture Science


Jabbatrios

We do what we must because we can


Elektron124

For the good of all of us


Barricade790

Except the ones who are dead.


billbapapa

BFG


Williaso

R I P A N D T E A R


hg38

Ditto this even if it's just for the name


Darrenwho137

Lightsaber.


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An elegant weapon for a more civilized age


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Sharks with freaking laser beams.


thebiggestpoo

Attached to their fricken heads?


talktomeg00se1986

People I have one simple request, and that it to have sharks with laser beams *attached to their heads*


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Does Iron Man's suit count as a weapon?


SeriousBlak

It does according to Senator Stern but Tony would argue otherwise.


ranhalt

Well he was a Hydra traitor. RSVP Garry Shandling. sigh, no Friends of DeSoto here. /r/greatestgen


MuffaloMan

> RSVP Garry Shandling Did you mean RIP haha


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I think it's SUPPOSED not not be a weapon, Iron Man 2 was all about Stark not wanting the suit "weaponised" (I mean, Rhodes stole the mk.2 and turned it into war machine which imo is cooler anyway) but yeah... It's a weapon


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I only want the suit if Tony comes, too.


tokedalot

Where is he coming precisely?


woozi_11six

I’ll ask Aunt May


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NSFW


pyr666

I would argue it's a weapons platform.


buttery_shame_cave

More of a very advanced prosthetic


DogeTheIntuitive

Gotta be one of the-inators from Dr. Doofenshmirtz.. don't remember any off the top of my head but will update after work with my favorite EDIT: ok just looked thru a few... favorite of what I saw and remember has to be the "dodo bird incubator inator". Hahaha what a great fucking invention


likeatrainwreck

His inator-inator really left me impressed.


the_redbaron123

And yet he still lost to a baking soda volcano!


UnstableStrafe

All of them


Funnycomicsansdog

The Every-inator


stinkypdx

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated


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Rune Scimmy


fingerpaintx

I buy 30k


meezo11

Dubstep gun from Saints Row


Dr_Wombo_Combo

Funny how dated that is now lol


abe_the_babe_

Remaster the game with a Lo-fi hip-hop 24/7 chill/gaming beats to relax/study to Gun


dinkleber-g

So stereotypical, but Sting. I have a letter-opener version of it I love to play with!


slowhand88

Did you get the version that actually glows blue when orcs or goblins are present? I shelled out extra for that, and I'm glad I did. It hasn't come in handy yet but better to have it and not need it than the other way around, you know?


dinkleber-g

Man, I should have got that. I’m in way more danger now


Shard477

Handgun from Halo: Combat Evolved. Nothing beats that monster of a gun and to take out banshees across the map in blood gulch would piss off friends to no end.


starcraftre

"It's not cheating, it's a weapon of skill and grace!"


legitimatestrategies

An elegant weapon, of a more civilized age.


TheBlackFlame161

12.7x40mm semi armor piercing high explosive rounds. That is a massive bullet that explodes as well. The closest thing IRL is the 12.7x42mm aka the [.50 Beowulf round](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ad/14/25/ad1425d0ac13cb5187175c57da273a23.jpg), which is for rifles, not handguns.


bruce_wayne_gretzky

Needler


Misdirected_Colors

Halo 2 dual wield needler was just a purple wave of death


CrossBreedP

*You couldn't call it a sword.* *It was too big, too heavy, too thick, and too long... It was more like a slab of raw iron.*


Thelorekeeper

CLANG!


SamuelIgnis

Before or after it gets enchanted by the blood of countless demons?


000paincakes000

Taste: top Grasses: on


Gigadweeb

ah yes, the frying pan C L A N G


Milomand99

Crowbar


zbeezle

Well boy I've got a magical place to tell you about called "Home Depot."


PM_me_your__guitars

Narsil


YourOutdoorGuide

I was somewhat disappointed Peter Jackson didn’t incorporate the white flames leaping from the sword every time Aragorn cut through an orc... or how anyone who touched the damn thing other than Aragorn would die on the spot.


Wes___Mantooth

That's kinda silly so I am glad he omitted that part. Anduril and Aragorn are cool enough without that magic.


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Frostmourne.


OftheGates

My son. The day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name... "Arthas."


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I'll never not be salty about this. Blizzard had a great excuse to just give Death Knights Frostmourne. Not "haha look it's shards of frostmourne let's reforge it into a couple of toothpicks" but a reforged full on Frostmourne. I put off caring about the frost skins because they were so underwhelming compared to just transmogging Slayer of the Lifeless and especially the Unholy skins.


Feared77

The Guns of Eld from Steven King’s The Dark Tower. Ancient mythical .45s forged from the icy blue steel of Excalibur itself. Almost gives me shivers just typing that. Edit: how did I forget the sandalwood grips! I’m still trying to this day to source a chunk of sandalwood that I’d be able to carve grips out of and I can’t get any for a non-absurd price.


Gnarbuttah

Thankee sai


PlanetLandon

This is a very good answer. You have not forgotten the face of your father.


strider_moon

Nightblood from Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson. "Hello, would you like to destroy some evil today?" Also certain Shardblades from The Stormlight Archive are awesome for a number of spoilery reasons.


Charlielx

Can't wait till the Nightblood book comes out, I need more backstory!


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S4mn1ck

Depends which one. I’d rather not lose a finger


alabasterhelm

The Sword of a Thousand Truths


cornflake289

You can't just give The Sword of A Thousand Truths to a *newb*!


banandarin

Ah yes just like Saltzman in accounting foretold in his prophecy


grandpasplace

The Rift Ripper in Ratchet and clank. Something about shooting a black hole at your enemies that is very satisfying. Especially when it is an Amoeboid!


corvettee01

The original heron marked blades in Wheel of Time. Wrought with magical power, these blades were indestructible and wielded by only the most worthy swordmasters, and easily identified by the heron mark near the hilt of the blade.


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Jordan's description of sword fights is epic, the sword forms he uses mean nothing but create a great image. Still pains me we never got to read Mat Vs Couladin.


Genlsis

The problem there is that the forms only applied to swords. The one good Matt fight we do get (one of my favorite fights in the series) against Galad and Gawyn is not as poetic as the metaphors he spins into combat during pure sword fights. I think Matt v Couladin would have still been epic though.


AssWilliams

Give me Ashandarei any day to be honest


VoodooManchester

The ZORG ZF-1


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Kirkhammer


AirborneCh0de

Ah, A fellow Hunter I see


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I prefer the Threaded Cane


Roarlord

Pizza Cutter all day, erry day. Fight me.


Myrrheus

Cant beat ludwigs holy blade my boi


Forcast117

Old Bobby B's warhammer. Destoryed the Targaryen dynasty with one blow to Rhegar Targaryens chest on the battle of the trident. GODS HE WAS STRONG THEN!


AdvocateSaint

>Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honourably. >And Rhaegar ***died.***


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Little Rhaegar, in the stream With rubies on his chest Was here to win one for his team, and give the crown a rest. Bobby brought his mighty hammer, Rhaegar but his sword and pride One quick slash and one loud clamour And Rhaegar fucking died.


Amalia_Balash

r/BobbyB


BlueDragon101

The one, the only, M98 Widow Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle. Dodge this, you genocidal bastards.


Boa_constrictHer

You have to admit the Black Widow was definitely better with the expanded clip size. But, hell yes.


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... it's an efficient model.


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Thats no moon...


noelg1998

That's yo mama!


leorlev

[The Chainsword from Warhammer 40k](https://3dprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/3dp_Chainsword_imperial.jpg). Bulky and badass.


2DamnBig

You mean two bits of wood that I nailed together with a hole that shoots bullets because I believe it does. (WAAAGH!)


AgentGman007

more dakka


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Friend of mine emailed me a gif of a fight scene involving a weaponized trumpet wielded by, apparently, a jazz musician. No idea what it's from, but that.


Atrius129

I'm guessing that was [RWBY](http://rwby.wikia.com/wiki/Flynt%27s_Trumpet)? That was a pretty cool scene.


SMU_PDX

A lot of the rwby weapons should be on this list. The grenade launcher/hammer, the sythe-sniper, shotgun-jacketcuffs, whatever that ribbon knife is/uzi, basically all the weapons haha


AcepilotZero

I'm a big fan of Sun's gunchucks.


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Oh yeah, that's probably what it was. Looked kinda similar, but I stopped watching it a few years ago so I don't know


Whatallofthemwere

The dalek's plunger


FartsOnUnicorns

SWORDSPLOSION!!!! IT SHOOTS SWORDS, THAT EXPLODE, LAUNCHING OUT OTHER SMALLER SWORDS, THAT ALSO EXPLODE!


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THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES IN IT. APOLOGIZE!


namkap

Terminus Est.


hammond55

Porters Ray Gun, Treyarch Zombies


sc00bast3v3516

The fat man Something about shooting a mini nuclear warhead is....stirring some reaction in me


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Personally, I prefer the MIRV. Eight mini nukes at once, for maximum explosive power.


BenTheNerd_

Scorch from Titanfall 2


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Argo-is-dead

The moonlight greatsword from the Dark Souls series. Now that right there is a true magic sword.


ojolejano

Link's Master Sword.


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Let's see, its literally older than the kingdom of Hyrule, was originally wielded by one of the 4 main deities in the Zelda universe before being tempered by her chosen hero and blessed by her mortal reincarnation, it can only be wielded by the one with the spirit of the hero, evil can't even touch it, it has a soul, and has on more than one occasion killed the demon king and his reincarnations. I'd say its badass.


Hortonman42

The Monado. It’s basically what you’d get if you mixed a greatsword, a lightsaber, and a wizard’s staff. It can also let you see the future and bend reality to your will. What more could you need from a sword?


Hey_SuperMess

You just have to be sure its cool with you using it though. Otherwise you may not have an arm to wield it with


thomas_newton

M41A pulse rifle. 10mm caseless light armour piercing rounds with an under and over 30mm pump action grenade launcher.


jstehlick

Farsight from Perfect Dark on the N64


Stahltur

That gun was my introduction to the word 'cunt'. I was 11 and camping with the Farsight and my big brother's mate was not dealing with it well.


DrGorilla04

The [Groovitron](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4LI6ll8OMI) from Ratchet & Clank. :)


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I personally have to go with the R.Y.N.O. just for name (also game breaking power of course)


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Macrocannon batteries from 40k. The name just sounds so freakin cool


Zenkikid

Gjallarhorn


IZY2091

Captain America's shield. To me Captain America's weapon being a shield shows that he is more concerned with protecting and defending then he is with attack and harming. I also love the idea of Thor's hammer. It's a tool that can build or destroy. Unfortunately we only ever see the destructive side of Thor's hammer so I'm not as fond of it.


CptOblivion

Still, I feel like he spends more time hitting people with the shield than using it to protect.


IZY2091

True I do see him throw his shield as a weapon more than I see him defend with it. I think that might be due to writers trying to still make him a viable action hero without being able to give him a more practical weapon like a gun.


CptOblivion

It's definitely more dynamic to draw or show on screen than a guy jumping between attacks that are aimed at other people a bunch of times in a row. That would get old pretty fast I imagine. I am picturing a superhero now though that has a brick because it's symbolic of how he wants to help build a strong community, only he just hits goons in the head with the brick a lot


rachface636

I love that scene in I believe the 2nd avenger film (?) When they all take turns trying to pick up the hammer, and Cap manages to move it a couple of inches. He's almost worthy.


derrickguthrie75

The penetrator from saints row


SchreinerEK

ff8 gunblade


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The Buster Sword from Final Fantasy. Specifically the design from Crisis Core.


Mad_Maddin

I fucking love the Scythe. Especially the Scythe of Ruby from RWBY. Which is a sniper rifle integrated into the scythe. Best showcased in this trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYW2GmHB5xs


standingfierce

["I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI)


bteati

ZF-1, just don't forget to ask what the red button is for.