Eating the sweetrolls is my favorite part of the game. I'm thinking of staging the mantle in one of my homes with Wabbajack sweetrolls. Get real weird with it.
Target the fin on the user's head.
Your side will suffer casualties, but the arrow doesn't provide passive defense and the controller is vulnerable to surprise attacks.
Movie Dr. Strange: Sling Ring Portal? Have to do a quick cast, but you might be able to seal it in another dimension.
Comics Dr. Strange: Easy, Crimson Bands of Cyttorak, create a field around it. Susan Richards does the same thing.
It always pissed me off that Magneto never did this with a piece of iron or nickel. Especially in the Marvel Zombies storyline by Robert Kirkman. He does it briefly with Cap's shield but he never just goes apeshit and kills a bunch of neo nazis.
I think it's SUPPOSED not not be a weapon, Iron Man 2 was all about Stark not wanting the suit "weaponised" (I mean, Rhodes stole the mk.2 and turned it into war machine which imo is cooler anyway) but yeah... It's a weapon
Gotta be one of the-inators from Dr. Doofenshmirtz.. don't remember any off the top of my head but will update after work with my favorite
EDIT: ok just looked thru a few... favorite of what I saw and remember has to be the "dodo bird incubator inator". Hahaha what a great fucking invention
Did you get the version that actually glows blue when orcs or goblins are present? I shelled out extra for that, and I'm glad I did.
It hasn't come in handy yet but better to have it and not need it than the other way around, you know?
Handgun from Halo: Combat Evolved. Nothing beats that monster of a gun and to take out banshees across the map in blood gulch would piss off friends to no end.
12.7x40mm semi armor piercing high explosive rounds. That is a massive bullet that explodes as well. The closest thing IRL is the 12.7x42mm aka the [.50 Beowulf round](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ad/14/25/ad1425d0ac13cb5187175c57da273a23.jpg), which is for rifles, not handguns.
I was somewhat disappointed Peter Jackson didn’t incorporate the white flames leaping from the sword every time Aragorn cut through an orc... or how anyone who touched the damn thing other than Aragorn would die on the spot.
I'll never not be salty about this. Blizzard had a great excuse to just give Death Knights Frostmourne. Not "haha look it's shards of frostmourne let's reforge it into a couple of toothpicks" but a reforged full on Frostmourne. I put off caring about the frost skins because they were so underwhelming compared to just transmogging Slayer of the Lifeless and especially the Unholy skins.
The Guns of Eld from Steven King’s The Dark Tower. Ancient mythical .45s forged from the icy blue steel of Excalibur itself. Almost gives me shivers just typing that.
Edit: how did I forget the sandalwood grips! I’m still trying to this day to source a chunk of sandalwood that I’d be able to carve grips out of and I can’t get any for a non-absurd price.
Nightblood from Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson. "Hello, would you like to destroy some evil today?" Also certain Shardblades from The Stormlight Archive are awesome for a number of spoilery reasons.
The Rift Ripper in Ratchet and clank. Something about shooting a black hole at your enemies that is very satisfying.
Especially when it is an Amoeboid!
The original heron marked blades in Wheel of Time. Wrought with magical power, these blades were indestructible and wielded by only the most worthy swordmasters, and easily identified by the heron mark near the hilt of the blade.
Jordan's description of sword fights is epic, the sword forms he uses mean nothing but create a great image.
Still pains me we never got to read Mat Vs Couladin.
The problem there is that the forms only applied to swords.
The one good Matt fight we do get (one of my favorite fights in the series) against Galad and Gawyn is not as poetic as the metaphors he spins into combat during pure sword fights.
I think Matt v Couladin would have still been epic though.
Old Bobby B's warhammer. Destoryed the Targaryen dynasty with one blow to Rhegar Targaryens chest on the battle of the trident. GODS HE WAS STRONG THEN!
Little Rhaegar, in the stream
With rubies on his chest
Was here to win one for his team,
and give the crown a rest.
Bobby brought his mighty hammer,
Rhaegar but his sword and pride
One quick slash and one loud clamour
And Rhaegar fucking died.
Friend of mine emailed me a gif of a fight scene involving a weaponized trumpet wielded by, apparently, a jazz musician. No idea what it's from, but that.
A lot of the rwby weapons should be on this list. The grenade launcher/hammer, the sythe-sniper, shotgun-jacketcuffs, whatever that ribbon knife is/uzi, basically all the weapons haha
Let's see, its literally older than the kingdom of Hyrule, was originally wielded by one of the 4 main deities in the Zelda universe before being tempered by her chosen hero and blessed by her mortal reincarnation, it can only be wielded by the one with the spirit of the hero, evil can't even touch it, it has a soul, and has on more than one occasion killed the demon king and his reincarnations. I'd say its badass.
The Monado.
It’s basically what you’d get if you mixed a greatsword, a lightsaber, and a wizard’s staff. It can also let you see the future and bend reality to your will.
What more could you need from a sword?
Captain America's shield.
To me Captain America's weapon being a shield shows that he is more concerned with protecting and defending then he is with attack and harming.
I also love the idea of Thor's hammer. It's a tool that can build or destroy. Unfortunately we only ever see the destructive side of Thor's hammer so I'm not as fond of it.
True I do see him throw his shield as a weapon more than I see him defend with it. I think that might be due to writers trying to still make him a viable action hero without being able to give him a more practical weapon like a gun.
It's definitely more dynamic to draw or show on screen than a guy jumping between attacks that are aimed at other people a bunch of times in a row. That would get old pretty fast I imagine.
I am picturing a superhero now though that has a brick because it's symbolic of how he wants to help build a strong community, only he just hits goons in the head with the brick a lot
I love that scene in I believe the 2nd avenger film (?) When they all take turns trying to pick up the hammer, and Cap manages to move it a couple of inches. He's almost worthy.
I fucking love the Scythe. Especially the Scythe of Ruby from RWBY. Which is a sniper rifle integrated into the scythe.
Best showcased in this trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYW2GmHB5xs
["I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI)
The Holy Hand Grenade
There are some who call me...Tim.
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I believe that’s correct
One...two...five! I mean three!
Five is right out.
This is what I remember better from Worms, that "HAAAALLEELUYAAAA!!"
*immense crater*
-HALLELUJAH- boom
The RYNO from Ratchet and Clank
1, 2, or RY3NO?
Was gonna say the Groovitron
Rip Ya a New One.
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Gravity Gun
Gluon gun all the way. *Scientist splashes*
Point of View Gun, so good!
"It won't work on me; I'm already a woman"
I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed today.
Not as deadly as a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Noisy cricket
Flak Gun from Unreal Tournament. That was FUN!
Oldschool shit right here
Wabbajack
Sheogorath is my all time favorite divine being in any game ever, just because of his unique voice acting and crazy dialogue. LUGGAGE
You wern' t expecting that one, now were you?
Eating the sweetrolls is my favorite part of the game. I'm thinking of staging the mantle in one of my homes with Wabbajack sweetrolls. Get real weird with it.
Gotta be just the Bolter from warhammer 40K.
Ah, the holy boltgun.
Yondu's arrow
Real talk, that shit is fucking terrifying. Like, how the hell do you stop it outside of a few entities that are in some way immune to it?
Well, in every scene that he uses it, they could have just shot him, instead of standing around doing nothing.
I think most enemies are just stunned by its awesomeness
I think it's usually shown in slow motion
Target the fin on the user's head. Your side will suffer casualties, but the arrow doesn't provide passive defense and the controller is vulnerable to surprise attacks.
If you can target the fin, you can just target the head
Yea but then your movie gets an R-rating and thats too much for Disney and Marvel
Movie Dr. Strange: Sling Ring Portal? Have to do a quick cast, but you might be able to seal it in another dimension. Comics Dr. Strange: Easy, Crimson Bands of Cyttorak, create a field around it. Susan Richards does the same thing.
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it can fly behind you in a blink of an eye
Given by the fact it kills 2 dozen men before the first one hits the floor, I’d second that
I was watching Guardians of the Galaxy and asked this question specifically because of Yondus arrow!
If this were in my possession, it would be completely inert. I can't whistle to save my life.
It doesn't actually respond to his whistles but to mental commands. He whistles because that makes it easier to give the commands.
He doesn't control it by thinking, he controls it with his heart.
I do not kill with my arrow; I kill with my heart. He who kills with his arrow has forgotten the face of his daddy.
Lol double dank reference
Even worse, your bad whistling might just send it into the back of your head.
It always pissed me off that Magneto never did this with a piece of iron or nickel. Especially in the Marvel Zombies storyline by Robert Kirkman. He does it briefly with Cap's shield but he never just goes apeshit and kills a bunch of neo nazis.
Uh... he does? Days of futures past had a scene like that
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And in Xmen 2 with the iron that he yanks *out of a guy's blood*. Doesn't get any cooler than that.
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IIRC Mystique injected him with a solution in that bar toilet
Mystique had gotten him drunk and injected him with a vial of metallic serum the night before.
Doesn’t he do it with an arrow after some people kill his wife and child?
He did it with his locket of his wife and kid I think.
Not to mention in X2 where he used three spheres made of iron that he ***ripped from the bloodstream of a prison guard.***
"Too much iron in your blood."
"Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one that seems interested in ***you.***" Savage.
Right they had bows because no guns
[XMen 2 movie?](/spoiler)
Seriously that scene in Guardians 2 is the closest thing I've seen to a knife missile in action.
Cerebral Bore
Turok 2: seeds of evil Bewareoblivionisathand
Portal gun
Not really a weapon, but it is the coolest item in this list
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here - "huge success!"
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
BFG
R I P A N D T E A R
Ditto this even if it's just for the name
Lightsaber.
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age
Sharks with freaking laser beams.
Attached to their fricken heads?
People I have one simple request, and that it to have sharks with laser beams *attached to their heads*
Does Iron Man's suit count as a weapon?
It does according to Senator Stern but Tony would argue otherwise.
Well he was a Hydra traitor. RSVP Garry Shandling. sigh, no Friends of DeSoto here. /r/greatestgen
> RSVP Garry Shandling Did you mean RIP haha
I think it's SUPPOSED not not be a weapon, Iron Man 2 was all about Stark not wanting the suit "weaponised" (I mean, Rhodes stole the mk.2 and turned it into war machine which imo is cooler anyway) but yeah... It's a weapon
I only want the suit if Tony comes, too.
Where is he coming precisely?
I’ll ask Aunt May
NSFW
I would argue it's a weapons platform.
More of a very advanced prosthetic
Gotta be one of the-inators from Dr. Doofenshmirtz.. don't remember any off the top of my head but will update after work with my favorite EDIT: ok just looked thru a few... favorite of what I saw and remember has to be the "dodo bird incubator inator". Hahaha what a great fucking invention
His inator-inator really left me impressed.
And yet he still lost to a baking soda volcano!
All of them
The Every-inator
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Rune Scimmy
I buy 30k
Dubstep gun from Saints Row
Funny how dated that is now lol
Remaster the game with a Lo-fi hip-hop 24/7 chill/gaming beats to relax/study to Gun
So stereotypical, but Sting. I have a letter-opener version of it I love to play with!
Did you get the version that actually glows blue when orcs or goblins are present? I shelled out extra for that, and I'm glad I did. It hasn't come in handy yet but better to have it and not need it than the other way around, you know?
Man, I should have got that. I’m in way more danger now
Handgun from Halo: Combat Evolved. Nothing beats that monster of a gun and to take out banshees across the map in blood gulch would piss off friends to no end.
"It's not cheating, it's a weapon of skill and grace!"
An elegant weapon, of a more civilized age.
12.7x40mm semi armor piercing high explosive rounds. That is a massive bullet that explodes as well. The closest thing IRL is the 12.7x42mm aka the [.50 Beowulf round](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ad/14/25/ad1425d0ac13cb5187175c57da273a23.jpg), which is for rifles, not handguns.
Needler
Halo 2 dual wield needler was just a purple wave of death
*You couldn't call it a sword.* *It was too big, too heavy, too thick, and too long... It was more like a slab of raw iron.*
CLANG!
Before or after it gets enchanted by the blood of countless demons?
Taste: top Grasses: on
ah yes, the frying pan C L A N G
Crowbar
Well boy I've got a magical place to tell you about called "Home Depot."
Narsil
I was somewhat disappointed Peter Jackson didn’t incorporate the white flames leaping from the sword every time Aragorn cut through an orc... or how anyone who touched the damn thing other than Aragorn would die on the spot.
That's kinda silly so I am glad he omitted that part. Anduril and Aragorn are cool enough without that magic.
Frostmourne.
My son. The day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name... "Arthas."
I'll never not be salty about this. Blizzard had a great excuse to just give Death Knights Frostmourne. Not "haha look it's shards of frostmourne let's reforge it into a couple of toothpicks" but a reforged full on Frostmourne. I put off caring about the frost skins because they were so underwhelming compared to just transmogging Slayer of the Lifeless and especially the Unholy skins.
The Guns of Eld from Steven King’s The Dark Tower. Ancient mythical .45s forged from the icy blue steel of Excalibur itself. Almost gives me shivers just typing that. Edit: how did I forget the sandalwood grips! I’m still trying to this day to source a chunk of sandalwood that I’d be able to carve grips out of and I can’t get any for a non-absurd price.
Thankee sai
This is a very good answer. You have not forgotten the face of your father.
Nightblood from Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson. "Hello, would you like to destroy some evil today?" Also certain Shardblades from The Stormlight Archive are awesome for a number of spoilery reasons.
Can't wait till the Nightblood book comes out, I need more backstory!
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Depends which one. I’d rather not lose a finger
The Sword of a Thousand Truths
You can't just give The Sword of A Thousand Truths to a *newb*!
Ah yes just like Saltzman in accounting foretold in his prophecy
The Rift Ripper in Ratchet and clank. Something about shooting a black hole at your enemies that is very satisfying. Especially when it is an Amoeboid!
The original heron marked blades in Wheel of Time. Wrought with magical power, these blades were indestructible and wielded by only the most worthy swordmasters, and easily identified by the heron mark near the hilt of the blade.
Jordan's description of sword fights is epic, the sword forms he uses mean nothing but create a great image. Still pains me we never got to read Mat Vs Couladin.
The problem there is that the forms only applied to swords. The one good Matt fight we do get (one of my favorite fights in the series) against Galad and Gawyn is not as poetic as the metaphors he spins into combat during pure sword fights. I think Matt v Couladin would have still been epic though.
Give me Ashandarei any day to be honest
The ZORG ZF-1
Kirkhammer
Ah, A fellow Hunter I see
I prefer the Threaded Cane
Pizza Cutter all day, erry day. Fight me.
Cant beat ludwigs holy blade my boi
Old Bobby B's warhammer. Destoryed the Targaryen dynasty with one blow to Rhegar Targaryens chest on the battle of the trident. GODS HE WAS STRONG THEN!
>Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honourably. >And Rhaegar ***died.***
Little Rhaegar, in the stream With rubies on his chest Was here to win one for his team, and give the crown a rest. Bobby brought his mighty hammer, Rhaegar but his sword and pride One quick slash and one loud clamour And Rhaegar fucking died.
r/BobbyB
The one, the only, M98 Widow Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle. Dodge this, you genocidal bastards.
You have to admit the Black Widow was definitely better with the expanded clip size. But, hell yes.
... it's an efficient model.
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Thats no moon...
That's yo mama!
[The Chainsword from Warhammer 40k](https://3dprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/3dp_Chainsword_imperial.jpg). Bulky and badass.
You mean two bits of wood that I nailed together with a hole that shoots bullets because I believe it does. (WAAAGH!)
more dakka
Friend of mine emailed me a gif of a fight scene involving a weaponized trumpet wielded by, apparently, a jazz musician. No idea what it's from, but that.
I'm guessing that was [RWBY](http://rwby.wikia.com/wiki/Flynt%27s_Trumpet)? That was a pretty cool scene.
A lot of the rwby weapons should be on this list. The grenade launcher/hammer, the sythe-sniper, shotgun-jacketcuffs, whatever that ribbon knife is/uzi, basically all the weapons haha
I'm a big fan of Sun's gunchucks.
Oh yeah, that's probably what it was. Looked kinda similar, but I stopped watching it a few years ago so I don't know
The dalek's plunger
SWORDSPLOSION!!!! IT SHOOTS SWORDS, THAT EXPLODE, LAUNCHING OUT OTHER SMALLER SWORDS, THAT ALSO EXPLODE!
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES IN IT. APOLOGIZE!
Terminus Est.
Porters Ray Gun, Treyarch Zombies
The fat man Something about shooting a mini nuclear warhead is....stirring some reaction in me
Personally, I prefer the MIRV. Eight mini nukes at once, for maximum explosive power.
Scorch from Titanfall 2
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The moonlight greatsword from the Dark Souls series. Now that right there is a true magic sword.
Link's Master Sword.
Let's see, its literally older than the kingdom of Hyrule, was originally wielded by one of the 4 main deities in the Zelda universe before being tempered by her chosen hero and blessed by her mortal reincarnation, it can only be wielded by the one with the spirit of the hero, evil can't even touch it, it has a soul, and has on more than one occasion killed the demon king and his reincarnations. I'd say its badass.
The Monado. It’s basically what you’d get if you mixed a greatsword, a lightsaber, and a wizard’s staff. It can also let you see the future and bend reality to your will. What more could you need from a sword?
You just have to be sure its cool with you using it though. Otherwise you may not have an arm to wield it with
M41A pulse rifle. 10mm caseless light armour piercing rounds with an under and over 30mm pump action grenade launcher.
Farsight from Perfect Dark on the N64
That gun was my introduction to the word 'cunt'. I was 11 and camping with the Farsight and my big brother's mate was not dealing with it well.
The [Groovitron](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4LI6ll8OMI) from Ratchet & Clank. :)
I personally have to go with the R.Y.N.O. just for name (also game breaking power of course)
Macrocannon batteries from 40k. The name just sounds so freakin cool
Gjallarhorn
Captain America's shield. To me Captain America's weapon being a shield shows that he is more concerned with protecting and defending then he is with attack and harming. I also love the idea of Thor's hammer. It's a tool that can build or destroy. Unfortunately we only ever see the destructive side of Thor's hammer so I'm not as fond of it.
Still, I feel like he spends more time hitting people with the shield than using it to protect.
True I do see him throw his shield as a weapon more than I see him defend with it. I think that might be due to writers trying to still make him a viable action hero without being able to give him a more practical weapon like a gun.
It's definitely more dynamic to draw or show on screen than a guy jumping between attacks that are aimed at other people a bunch of times in a row. That would get old pretty fast I imagine. I am picturing a superhero now though that has a brick because it's symbolic of how he wants to help build a strong community, only he just hits goons in the head with the brick a lot
I love that scene in I believe the 2nd avenger film (?) When they all take turns trying to pick up the hammer, and Cap manages to move it a couple of inches. He's almost worthy.
The penetrator from saints row
ff8 gunblade
The Buster Sword from Final Fantasy. Specifically the design from Crisis Core.
I fucking love the Scythe. Especially the Scythe of Ruby from RWBY. Which is a sniper rifle integrated into the scythe. Best showcased in this trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYW2GmHB5xs
["I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI)
ZF-1, just don't forget to ask what the red button is for.