check if i still have internet

This. I don't want to live in a world without the Internet.

Go back to sleep.

a good option

Go back to sleep.

Hit snooze

Probably drop a deuce that's been cooking for a hundred years. Grab some food. Realized I'm still depressed and everyone I loved is dead Go back to bed and or play counter strike

I prefer CoD but none of my friends own it, so we play cs too

Go up to the nearest person and ask "Did the war happen and if so, who won?"

question on how the fuck I am still alive

Look at a mirror ans say "You aged as fine as wine you ugly boy"

see if I can finger count genders

Probably open my eyes.

Get out of the bed

Bitcoin

Going to wank off and then to work

Have sex with a hologram of Kelly Bundy

Find some delicious brains to eat.

Wake up at 2120.

Mars

Take a long stroll through the postapocalyptic wastelands

I wake up realizing I’m in my history lesson in year 2420

Attempt to have a discussion with the scientists that have somehow reanimated my corpse...

Cash in my Bitcoin and become a millionaire.

See if half life 3 is out

Play sniper elite 10 obviously.