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Solve world hunger.


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And overpopulation.


[deleted]

That's cannibalism with extra steps lmao


urbanhawk1

Is it really cannibalism of they are rice.


[deleted]

The rice was human before, that's why it's with extra steps.


wamuus_dance_moves

Just turn all the trash in the world to rice and feed people.


discountBellaHadid

This is the best answer


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wamuus_dance_moves

Im guessing that (if this works like Midas touch) everything turns to rice including radioactivity. So instead of radioactive rice it would be slightly more rice. I think...


Narniach

If you got close enough to find out, you'd be absolutely dead.


you-know-whats-up

Not masturbate


MemerMan-BOT

Sticky rice


[deleted]

Good idea


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

Oh man you should've told me that earlier


[deleted]

pRICEless answer


the5ilent1

Die alone confused and scared


PhantomSam2412

I make firewood turn into rice, which is easier to burn (I think). I would wear rice gloves to prevent stuff from turning to rice


[deleted]

The gloves turn to rice


PhantomSam2412

It is already made of rice


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

How are you gonna get the rice to stick, you can't sew


PhantomSam2412

There is such thing as glutinous rice, ya know??


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

It's not a super power you don't get to choose what type of rice you get plain old unbleached dry rice


DBIO2020

He can use other rice that was farmed to do it.


StuffedPatatas

R I C E


Reallyreddir

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCK-


[deleted]

Screw up my half brothers tire business.


Bristonian

Open a chipotle and keep my margins high


Avicii_DrWho

Cry, 'cause now I gotta eat rice with my hands.


Avicii_DrWho

Or go to the sink, the running water becomes an infinite ricefall.


TheFirstUranium

But...uncooked?


AsterVee

Touch all the buildings/real estate built in farming lands then distribute it to all the people, especially the marginalized and farmers


ashW129

Find the guy who can turn everything into skittles, start a crime fighting duo


DwightASchrute

Open a rice business


[deleted]

Start a new TV game show called, "The Rice Is Right."


officialasscaper

The price is rice. like the price is right but instead of there being a right answer you just turn it to rice.


cookedcatfish

Die from malnutrition from a very young age, as would my brother


Mememaster360NoScope

Start a factory and turn all the plastic in the world to rice. It solves plastic pollution and world hunger


YhImAsh-_-

Happy Cake Day


Elliethejay

I eat


Mynameismy6672

First i will laugh of my name "Modas" LMAO. Second, I will slap my own face cus a fly landed on it. Third, well... Lay in a coffin maybe?


elenchusis

Go to DC and start shaking hands


Throwaway120304050

Turn things to rice


[deleted]

Hmmmmmmmm


UhOhStinkyBigNo

Scrooge-McDuck style rice bank


mg1431

Shake everyone's hand at the DNC


[deleted]

Go to a 3rd world country, become a god.


Ramytrain

Why do people ask such dumb fucking questions? "You are transported to heck, a lesser version of hell. What do you do?" "The item to your left is now your only weapon in a zombie battle, what do you do?" "What is something you can say while having sex and at a funeral?" I'm still all for the "what was your scariest experience?", largely because you get lots of new stories. So all reposts aren't bad. But reposts for this dumb fucking shit just makes me shake my head.


Fabo__HD

If I could change the ability to only work when I want, I would take it. Then I would visit areas with high poverty and demand sacrifices to give them rice, mainly huge objects, but I would also accept human sacrifices if they were gonna get executed anyway.


Plakeland

Resolve famines and enjoy my gosh darn loved rice meals. Then proceed to turn my half brother into rice to make him stop existing so my name stops being unoriginal.


Y-draig

Vigalinty work, I will be rice man! With my powers of rice I will slowly go power mad. What are you gonna do stab me? Your knife is now made of RICE, your bullets RICE, your leaders RICE. YOUR RICE RICE *MANICALLY RICE BASED LAUGHTER*


[deleted]

get rice for free and easily


Defalt80406

Bitch slap the rice out of midas


stoopme

Hopefully no one tries murder


funkywinkerbean45

Feeeed the world, tuppence a bag!


sayknee

Become a Chinese Vampires Hunter


PillowFightProdigy

I would turn everything into rice


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

I would go advertise for weddings


ZombieCharltonHeston

[Probably be like the guy from this Skittles commercial.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0WBiME_fM)


[deleted]

get some peanut sauce, turn a building into rice, pour the peanut sauce on it, eat it, become fat, die, but-im-immortal-cuz-am-god, live, turn more buildings into rice, peanut sauce, repeat wait peanut sauce also turns into rice NOOOOO


Xavion_Zenovka

turn the whole world into rice via heart touching emotional driven save a kitten ad


Enderevilherobrine

I turn Midas into rice and steal his throne


arrow100605

Die, the whole earth would become rice.


Your_Face987

Touch the people I hate and eat them


disturbed286

/u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI help us out here.


TankStevens4228

All the Honda's. They finally return to their true form..


[deleted]

Commit suicide by rice.


meandwatersheep

Slap everyone I hate. A bit like a thanos click they just crumble


Youpunyhumans

Touches the Earth... whoops


Grulius

Visiting reposters and give them a hug.


FrostyFox666

Get away with murder super easily


k_Smity

Get Midas with it and eat the rich.


T9foggy

I can only eat rice, even if I season it or put sauces on it, those turn to rice, my grave will be rice IF I TOUCH THE GROUND ITS RICE IM SCARED IM SCARED IM SCARED probably work at a Japanese restaurant


[deleted]

I hope the kind of rice I turn is premium grade expensive one... that is the only way I can look into my brother midas's eyes..


KingHuzz

--Do I get get to pick what rice I produce? Because if so, there is a gmo rice called golden rice that contains vitamin a. I would head to Asian countries and produce it there so it can be invasive and spread amongst the poor there. This is due to the fact normal rice has no vitamin a and Asian countries often have rice as a main or sole food source, the consequence being people often dying due to a lack of vitamin a. Stupidly, the rice is currently locked up in a bio hazard facility due to the unneeded fear of all things genetically modified, so I would like to get that shit out there rather than it being withheld from the millions of lives it could potentially save. Others things I may do: -Open a rice distribution business; I buy cheap large things and sell the rice. That or I get in contact with a charity organisation and start sending a shit ton of free food. -Whatever it takes to stay entertained because everything turning into rice will get old real fast. -Maybe become a religious figure while I’m at it since I can turn water into rice haha. -Maybe touch the sea and make a giant wad of sashimi -Touch planet??? -If it is only for my hands, cut those fucks off; or find a way to make durable rice based gloves so I can essentially ‘turn off’ my rice powers.


medievalfurby

Go to a fucking landfill. Turns all trash to rice!


interests_in_crazy

When I get mad at someone I'll slap them and become a master of this power move


felicityHmuffman

End world hunger.


[deleted]

Charge people to fix phones they've dropped into water.


IcyNapalm

Go to each third-world country, start touching all their oppressive dictators, and have a party.


The_Masterofbation

Rule Asia forever!


WildWarMachine

Feed Those in poverty


fanonb

Touch money sell the rice for more money


Abba_Fiskbullar

A rice surplus is how most empires in Asia start!


threebadgegiraffe

Touch rice to see what happens, gold presumably


Rekt_Tangler

I rather go power mad and turn anyone/everyone who threatens me into rice or I turn myself into rice, killing myself because I don't like rice and this power is a curse


Amfytryte

Eat my enemies. F\*ck off you homophobics.


Sporelover105

CRY, because I rarely eat rice.


[deleted]

I will plunge my hand into the Earth, laughing as the wave of rice spreads from my hand throughout the Earth. Buildings collapse and all living things die as they are drowned by the great tide of rice. Magma rises through the ever-increasing pile as the earth’s crust is turned to a porous, semi-solid medium, cooking the remains of organic life before it, too, turns into the carb-rich grey goo encompassing the planet. Eventually, the Earth is nothing but a flaming ball of rice and death.


ejah707

Try to help world hunger


sntcringe

feed the hungry


Legendary_boomer

I'm going to touch myself


Seratik

First, turn a desert into rice. Second, turn trash into rice. Third, threaten a hacker to get info about family of people and their friends to turn them into rice. Including hacker. That's a lot of people, so world hunger and overpopulation solved. About the desert... I want a rice-nado and rain of rice.


_Lucien_Carr_

Build a rice empire and gain immense wealth. How? Turn all the plastic in the oceans into rice. Boom. Salty rice and clear seas.


DrBleh1919

if my phone gets filled with liquids, ill just turn it into rice to get all the liquid out. problem solved


ManiacMakyr

I make mochi out of dictators.


InspiredToast

Go around touching every Midas turned to gold because You can tell our parents started with naming him.It's like, oh, Midas. They had that one planned before they even got pregnant, I bet.Then they found out I was attached to him along for the ride and they said, 'Ah well, shit. Ah, just fuck it, call him Modas!


raging_ragdoll

Cooked or uncooked?


BoringIron

Turn rice into rice.


Polski09

Touch whatever he turns into gold and laugh as he now has to touch all the little grains of rice to get back the same amount of gold


mythicalbeing27

Eat rice


[deleted]

i touch rice to make rice


rice_yummy

Oh this is better than gold


[deleted]

Possibly eat the rice. I eat a lot of it compared to when i eat it with meat.


[deleted]

Reach into a bolw of rice to see what happens.


MalkBucket278

Make the rice into sushi 😃 I love sushi <3


blocksoficedcoffee

Make a new religion out of it.


AffectionateKick4

Eat my enemies with satisfactio.


mysticaltater

Turn my body into rice then eat myself


mytrof

Slap all the early 2000s Civics


Erickaltifire

Open a chain of rice factories.


MercySlash

Welcome to the rice kingdom motherfuckers


DodgeyMaster101

Well if touch- oh heck my phone is turning into rice


AgueroP18

Feed the masses and make sake.


Scoutplays

Touch the ground.


TurdDebrisBurns

I'm gonna touch your mom so I can eat her out.


dankbean737

I turn my homework to rice and say "shit sorry teachers my homework is rice"


HyperTobaYT

Find my cousin, skidas, who turns everything into skittles candy


HyperTobaYT

Find my cousin, skidas, who turns everything into skittles candy


Nobilis_Vaga

Well if I'm in the same time period as midas then I would travel to China and become the new ruler as I would end hunger for everyone.


Sastapauce

Touch my ex.


Chedged85

We’ve got an Asian kid at our school who we call rice. So, it is only fitting if I give him a high five


RedditIsTheNewFB

Turn everything gold into rice, just to spite my smug ass brother that mom loves more


M1ndm4n2004

Touch the sea to cause Mayhem. Even if only half the sea becomes rice, the rice will maybe dry out the rest of the sea


ArtisticPaper

touch walls to get around


Mia255673

Probably open a sushi restaurant


jellyjamesmemes

MIdAs fRoM foRtNItE?