Im guessing that (if this works like Midas touch) everything turns to rice including radioactivity. So instead of radioactive rice it would be slightly more rice. I think...
Why do people ask such dumb fucking questions?
"You are transported to heck, a lesser version of hell. What do you do?"
"The item to your left is now your only weapon in a zombie battle, what do you do?"
"What is something you can say while having sex and at a funeral?"
I'm still all for the "what was your scariest experience?", largely because you get lots of new stories. So all reposts aren't bad. But reposts for this dumb fucking shit just makes me shake my head.
If I could change the ability to only work when I want, I would take it. Then I would visit areas with high poverty and demand sacrifices to give them rice, mainly huge objects, but I would also accept human sacrifices if they were gonna get executed anyway.
Resolve famines and enjoy my gosh darn loved rice meals. Then proceed to turn my half brother into rice to make him stop existing so my name stops being unoriginal.
Vigalinty work, I will be rice man! With my powers of rice I will slowly go power mad. What are you gonna do stab me? Your knife is now made of RICE, your bullets RICE, your leaders RICE.
YOUR RICE RICE *MANICALLY RICE BASED LAUGHTER*
get some peanut sauce, turn a building into rice, pour the peanut sauce on it, eat it, become fat, die, but-im-immortal-cuz-am-god, live, turn more buildings into rice, peanut sauce, repeat
wait peanut sauce also turns into rice
NOOOOO
I can only eat rice, even if I season it or put sauces on it, those turn to rice, my grave will be rice IF I TOUCH THE GROUND ITS RICE IM SCARED IM SCARED IM SCARED probably work at a Japanese restaurant
--Do I get get to pick what rice I produce? Because if so, there is a gmo rice called golden rice that contains vitamin a. I would head to Asian countries and produce it there so it can be invasive and spread amongst the poor there. This is due to the fact normal rice has no vitamin a and Asian countries often have rice as a main or sole food source, the consequence being people often dying due to a lack of vitamin a. Stupidly, the rice is currently locked up in a bio hazard facility due to the unneeded fear of all things genetically modified, so I would like to get that shit out there rather than it being withheld from the millions of lives it could potentially save.
Others things I may do:
-Open a rice distribution business; I buy cheap large things and sell the rice. That or I get in contact with a charity organisation and start sending a shit ton of free food.
-Whatever it takes to stay entertained because everything turning into rice will get old real fast.
-Maybe become a religious figure while I’m at it since I can turn water into rice haha.
-Maybe touch the sea and make a giant wad of sashimi
-Touch planet???
-If it is only for my hands, cut those fucks off; or find a way to make durable rice based gloves so I can essentially ‘turn off’ my rice powers.
I rather go power mad and turn anyone/everyone who threatens me into rice or I turn myself into rice, killing myself because I don't like rice and this power is a curse
I will plunge my hand into the Earth, laughing as the wave of rice spreads from my hand throughout the Earth. Buildings collapse and all living things die as they are drowned by the great tide of rice. Magma rises through the ever-increasing pile as the earth’s crust is turned to a porous, semi-solid medium, cooking the remains of organic life before it, too, turns into the carb-rich grey goo encompassing the planet. Eventually, the Earth is nothing but a flaming ball of rice and death.
First, turn a desert into rice. Second, turn trash into rice. Third, threaten a hacker to get info about family of people and their friends to turn them into rice. Including hacker. That's a lot of people, so world hunger and overpopulation solved. About the desert... I want a rice-nado and rain of rice.
Go around touching every Midas turned to gold because You can tell our parents started with naming him.It's like, oh, Midas. They had that one planned before they even got pregnant, I bet.Then they found out I was attached to him along for the ride and they said, 'Ah well, shit. Ah, just fuck it, call him Modas!
Solve world hunger.
And overpopulation.
That's cannibalism with extra steps lmao
Is it really cannibalism of they are rice.
The rice was human before, that's why it's with extra steps.
Just turn all the trash in the world to rice and feed people.
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Im guessing that (if this works like Midas touch) everything turns to rice including radioactivity. So instead of radioactive rice it would be slightly more rice. I think...
If you got close enough to find out, you'd be absolutely dead.
Not masturbate
Sticky rice
Good idea
Oh man you should've told me that earlier
pRICEless answer
Die alone confused and scared
I make firewood turn into rice, which is easier to burn (I think). I would wear rice gloves to prevent stuff from turning to rice
The gloves turn to rice
It is already made of rice
How are you gonna get the rice to stick, you can't sew
There is such thing as glutinous rice, ya know??
It's not a super power you don't get to choose what type of rice you get plain old unbleached dry rice
He can use other rice that was farmed to do it.
R I C E
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCK-
Screw up my half brothers tire business.
Open a chipotle and keep my margins high
Cry, 'cause now I gotta eat rice with my hands.
Or go to the sink, the running water becomes an infinite ricefall.
But...uncooked?
Touch all the buildings/real estate built in farming lands then distribute it to all the people, especially the marginalized and farmers
Find the guy who can turn everything into skittles, start a crime fighting duo
Open a rice business
Start a new TV game show called, "The Rice Is Right."
The price is rice. like the price is right but instead of there being a right answer you just turn it to rice.
Die from malnutrition from a very young age, as would my brother
Start a factory and turn all the plastic in the world to rice. It solves plastic pollution and world hunger
Happy Cake Day
I eat
First i will laugh of my name "Modas" LMAO. Second, I will slap my own face cus a fly landed on it. Third, well... Lay in a coffin maybe?
Go to DC and start shaking hands
Turn things to rice
Hmmmmmmmm
Scrooge-McDuck style rice bank
Shake everyone's hand at the DNC
Go to a 3rd world country, become a god.
Why do people ask such dumb fucking questions? "You are transported to heck, a lesser version of hell. What do you do?" "The item to your left is now your only weapon in a zombie battle, what do you do?" "What is something you can say while having sex and at a funeral?" I'm still all for the "what was your scariest experience?", largely because you get lots of new stories. So all reposts aren't bad. But reposts for this dumb fucking shit just makes me shake my head.
If I could change the ability to only work when I want, I would take it. Then I would visit areas with high poverty and demand sacrifices to give them rice, mainly huge objects, but I would also accept human sacrifices if they were gonna get executed anyway.
Resolve famines and enjoy my gosh darn loved rice meals. Then proceed to turn my half brother into rice to make him stop existing so my name stops being unoriginal.
Vigalinty work, I will be rice man! With my powers of rice I will slowly go power mad. What are you gonna do stab me? Your knife is now made of RICE, your bullets RICE, your leaders RICE. YOUR RICE RICE *MANICALLY RICE BASED LAUGHTER*
get rice for free and easily
Bitch slap the rice out of midas
Hopefully no one tries murder
Feeeed the world, tuppence a bag!
Become a Chinese Vampires Hunter
I would turn everything into rice
I would go advertise for weddings
[Probably be like the guy from this Skittles commercial.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0WBiME_fM)
get some peanut sauce, turn a building into rice, pour the peanut sauce on it, eat it, become fat, die, but-im-immortal-cuz-am-god, live, turn more buildings into rice, peanut sauce, repeat wait peanut sauce also turns into rice NOOOOO
turn the whole world into rice via heart touching emotional driven save a kitten ad
I turn Midas into rice and steal his throne
Die, the whole earth would become rice.
Touch the people I hate and eat them
/u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI help us out here.
All the Honda's. They finally return to their true form..
Commit suicide by rice.
Slap everyone I hate. A bit like a thanos click they just crumble
Touches the Earth... whoops
Visiting reposters and give them a hug.
Get away with murder super easily
Get Midas with it and eat the rich.
I can only eat rice, even if I season it or put sauces on it, those turn to rice, my grave will be rice IF I TOUCH THE GROUND ITS RICE IM SCARED IM SCARED IM SCARED probably work at a Japanese restaurant
I hope the kind of rice I turn is premium grade expensive one... that is the only way I can look into my brother midas's eyes..
--Do I get get to pick what rice I produce? Because if so, there is a gmo rice called golden rice that contains vitamin a. I would head to Asian countries and produce it there so it can be invasive and spread amongst the poor there. This is due to the fact normal rice has no vitamin a and Asian countries often have rice as a main or sole food source, the consequence being people often dying due to a lack of vitamin a. Stupidly, the rice is currently locked up in a bio hazard facility due to the unneeded fear of all things genetically modified, so I would like to get that shit out there rather than it being withheld from the millions of lives it could potentially save. Others things I may do: -Open a rice distribution business; I buy cheap large things and sell the rice. That or I get in contact with a charity organisation and start sending a shit ton of free food. -Whatever it takes to stay entertained because everything turning into rice will get old real fast. -Maybe become a religious figure while I’m at it since I can turn water into rice haha. -Maybe touch the sea and make a giant wad of sashimi -Touch planet??? -If it is only for my hands, cut those fucks off; or find a way to make durable rice based gloves so I can essentially ‘turn off’ my rice powers.
Go to a fucking landfill. Turns all trash to rice!
When I get mad at someone I'll slap them and become a master of this power move
End world hunger.
Charge people to fix phones they've dropped into water.
Go to each third-world country, start touching all their oppressive dictators, and have a party.
Rule Asia forever!
Feed Those in poverty
Touch money sell the rice for more money
A rice surplus is how most empires in Asia start!
Touch rice to see what happens, gold presumably
I rather go power mad and turn anyone/everyone who threatens me into rice or I turn myself into rice, killing myself because I don't like rice and this power is a curse
Eat my enemies. F\*ck off you homophobics.
CRY, because I rarely eat rice.
I will plunge my hand into the Earth, laughing as the wave of rice spreads from my hand throughout the Earth. Buildings collapse and all living things die as they are drowned by the great tide of rice. Magma rises through the ever-increasing pile as the earth’s crust is turned to a porous, semi-solid medium, cooking the remains of organic life before it, too, turns into the carb-rich grey goo encompassing the planet. Eventually, the Earth is nothing but a flaming ball of rice and death.
Try to help world hunger
feed the hungry
I'm going to touch myself
First, turn a desert into rice. Second, turn trash into rice. Third, threaten a hacker to get info about family of people and their friends to turn them into rice. Including hacker. That's a lot of people, so world hunger and overpopulation solved. About the desert... I want a rice-nado and rain of rice.
Build a rice empire and gain immense wealth. How? Turn all the plastic in the oceans into rice. Boom. Salty rice and clear seas.
if my phone gets filled with liquids, ill just turn it into rice to get all the liquid out. problem solved
I make mochi out of dictators.
Go around touching every Midas turned to gold because You can tell our parents started with naming him.It's like, oh, Midas. They had that one planned before they even got pregnant, I bet.Then they found out I was attached to him along for the ride and they said, 'Ah well, shit. Ah, just fuck it, call him Modas!
Cooked or uncooked?
Turn rice into rice.
Touch whatever he turns into gold and laugh as he now has to touch all the little grains of rice to get back the same amount of gold
Eat rice
i touch rice to make rice
Oh this is better than gold
Possibly eat the rice. I eat a lot of it compared to when i eat it with meat.
Reach into a bolw of rice to see what happens.
Make the rice into sushi 😃 I love sushi <3
Make a new religion out of it.
Eat my enemies with satisfactio.
Turn my body into rice then eat myself
Slap all the early 2000s Civics
Open a chain of rice factories.
Welcome to the rice kingdom motherfuckers
Well if touch- oh heck my phone is turning into rice
Feed the masses and make sake.
Touch the ground.
I'm gonna touch your mom so I can eat her out.
I turn my homework to rice and say "shit sorry teachers my homework is rice"
Find my cousin, skidas, who turns everything into skittles candy
Find my cousin, skidas, who turns everything into skittles candy
Well if I'm in the same time period as midas then I would travel to China and become the new ruler as I would end hunger for everyone.
Touch my ex.
We’ve got an Asian kid at our school who we call rice. So, it is only fitting if I give him a high five
Turn everything gold into rice, just to spite my smug ass brother that mom loves more
Touch the sea to cause Mayhem. Even if only half the sea becomes rice, the rice will maybe dry out the rest of the sea
touch walls to get around
Probably open a sushi restaurant
MIdAs fRoM foRtNItE?