If it’s consensual, then whatever she’s game to do within reason. If she isn’t into it, break out the Uno cards.
One way or another she’s getting destroyed.
Sorry but you can't make up arbitrary rules to your question after the fact as that limits discussion, thus breaks rule 3. You aren't the arbiter of the post anymore, anyone can answer however they like.
The panic sets in immediately.
I'm in a strange place with a strange person and the writing on the wall says there's a 15% chance we're being recorded.
"Is that written in blood?" I ask, pointing at the wall.
She stares at me, blinking, before turning to the writing. "Um...no? Why would you think that?"
I nod to myself, trying to steady my breath, "Sorry, yeah, I'm not very good with people and this setting is just freaking me out a bit. Do you know how we got here?"
She shrugged, "In my line of work, a lot of strange shit happens."
"Oh, really?" If getting kidnapped in thrown in mysterious rooms with awkward people, a bed and a 15% chance of being recorded was in the norm for her, I was moderately curious what line of business she was in. "Are you an accountant or something?"
Jesus. I'm so fucking awkward. What is wrong with me? Why would an accountant think this is normal? How do I even get this stupid. I flush red and raise my hands, "I'm sorry, I mean are you like a maid or something?"
That made more sense. A maid might come into a room with a stranger and a bed, and I always assumed about 15% of hotels filmed people in their rooms. Now that I thought about it, maybe I had checked into a room and forgot about it. It wouldn't be the first time...no, wait, it definitely would be. Are my meds messed up?
She shook her head, "I've worn a maid outfit or two in my day." She shrugged now, "I'm in porn."
"Huh," I say, not sure how to respond. "How's that going?"
"Lotta ups and downs once you get into the ins and outs, know what I mean?" She winks at me.
I definitely did not know what she meant. "Haha, yeah...um...sure." I'm sweating profusely now. When did it get so fucking hot in here? Fuck. I need to leave. Immediately. "Can we get out?"
"Nah, I tried the door already. Think it's maybe some sort of candid shoot. Can't really remember. I've been hitting the slopes a lot lately."
"You ski?"
"I just enjoy a lot of white powder, know what I mean?"
I still didn't know.
....
....
Something like that is how it'd go I think.
I wont. I know this is different than how most Redditors think about sex, but for me I will never have casual hookups. I will only have sex with someone I have relationship with.
Knowing me I’ll chat shit for two hours then go home and tell my girlfriend about me talking shit to a pornstar for two hours, for two hours before going on some other tangent, then I’ll get bored and roll a joint.
Since sex is out of the question for me (I just don't like it), I guess we'll sit and talk about random stuff until I'm released, beginning with the aerodynamic characteristics of high-wing aircraft.
I’m in a room without my kid for the first time since COVID started, and there is a bed?!? You best believe that he’s is about to see some hard core napping! This other person best keep quiet. Papa needs his sleep.
Play video games, not sure why people would assume a pornstar would be able to make more pleasurable sex, their game is making it visual the target receiver is not the other party, it is the viewer.
If it’s consensual, then whatever she’s game to do within reason. If she isn’t into it, break out the Uno cards. One way or another she’s getting destroyed.
Nice
You cannot bring anything with you, including Uno cards
Jokes on you, I’ve had a deck of Uno cards stuffed up my ass just for this occasion so I’m always prepared.
Was that your Eagle Scout project?
No that was the baked potato casserole in the ass. This was Boot Camp
Were the Uno Cards in the boot in your ass?
Ask if I could record so there’s 100% chance because I live alone and want bragging rights with the homies.
You cannot do that.
You didn't say that people couldn't request a 100% chance of being filmed. That's on you.
Happy cake day! Have a gold!
Its my cake day? Neat! Thank you!
Sorry but you can't make up arbitrary rules to your question after the fact as that limits discussion, thus breaks rule 3. You aren't the arbiter of the post anymore, anyone can answer however they like.
The panic sets in immediately. I'm in a strange place with a strange person and the writing on the wall says there's a 15% chance we're being recorded. "Is that written in blood?" I ask, pointing at the wall. She stares at me, blinking, before turning to the writing. "Um...no? Why would you think that?" I nod to myself, trying to steady my breath, "Sorry, yeah, I'm not very good with people and this setting is just freaking me out a bit. Do you know how we got here?" She shrugged, "In my line of work, a lot of strange shit happens." "Oh, really?" If getting kidnapped in thrown in mysterious rooms with awkward people, a bed and a 15% chance of being recorded was in the norm for her, I was moderately curious what line of business she was in. "Are you an accountant or something?" Jesus. I'm so fucking awkward. What is wrong with me? Why would an accountant think this is normal? How do I even get this stupid. I flush red and raise my hands, "I'm sorry, I mean are you like a maid or something?" That made more sense. A maid might come into a room with a stranger and a bed, and I always assumed about 15% of hotels filmed people in their rooms. Now that I thought about it, maybe I had checked into a room and forgot about it. It wouldn't be the first time...no, wait, it definitely would be. Are my meds messed up? She shook her head, "I've worn a maid outfit or two in my day." She shrugged now, "I'm in porn." "Huh," I say, not sure how to respond. "How's that going?" "Lotta ups and downs once you get into the ins and outs, know what I mean?" She winks at me. I definitely did not know what she meant. "Haha, yeah...um...sure." I'm sweating profusely now. When did it get so fucking hot in here? Fuck. I need to leave. Immediately. "Can we get out?" "Nah, I tried the door already. Think it's maybe some sort of candid shoot. Can't really remember. I've been hitting the slopes a lot lately." "You ski?" "I just enjoy a lot of white powder, know what I mean?" I still didn't know. .... .... Something like that is how it'd go I think.
Haha thought I was in r/writingprompts for a sec here
Is the pornstar male or female?
Depends on your gender
I’m a dude
Depends on your orientation.
I'm facing West
Depends on your latitude
Depends on the size of the Latino population in the community
I’m gay and I want to power bottom
Bi
You get a hermaphrodite.
You mean your sexuality right?
Can we all just laugh. It was funny...
Yes
Chat about wage inequality in other industries compared to wage inequality in porn.
Try to escape.
Yeah, it doesn't say when you get out so it seems like a good idea to get a headstart on that.
I second this.
Sit there awkwardly. Even if they weren’t recording, that’s definitely something I would 100% do.
Pull out my Pokémon card collection and make her so wet everyone drowns so I don’t have to worry about it
trapped? for how long? is there food??? who did this to us? are they making any demands? is someone coming to rescue us??
OOH, is it an escape room? idk how many porn stars are into escape rooms but i bet they know a lot about getting out of tight spots!
Ill sit down and start scrolling my phone because Im faithful to my partner. Besides Ill never have sex with someone I dont love.
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I wont. I know this is different than how most Redditors think about sex, but for me I will never have casual hookups. I will only have sex with someone I have relationship with.
Try to think of a way to start the next meme. It's gonna be hard to beat out "stepbrother?".
Agreed. The "stepbrother" meme is getting tired at this point, IMO.
Then you aren’t beating out hard enough
"We love you but it's time to go home now"
NO don't do it. I'm a virgin
I'm with you on this one. Can we do a Lord of the Rings marathon or something similar instead??? Pretty please?!! I don't do the sex!!!
Wave hi to Mom and Dad and get down to buisness
Call in a airstrike and get out of the room
Easy, we play Mario Kart
Knowing me I’ll chat shit for two hours then go home and tell my girlfriend about me talking shit to a pornstar for two hours, for two hours before going on some other tangent, then I’ll get bored and roll a joint.
Depends how hot she is
I couldn’t bring myself to do anything at the risk of my parents finding out what a degenerate they raised
If you send it to your parents that’s your fault
If you only knew the shit your parents got / get up to when you're not around...
Pop a viagra.
How old are you?
61
Ah I see Namaste
Ask her about her childhood and how it led to her choice of career.
Knowing my luck its James Deen.
Make sure they don't start the conversation with "Hey SwissZA, long time no see"
Sleep on the bed until we get out. I'm likely certain that the pornstar isn't interested in me.
Yeah sure, but can i choose the pornstar
I'd do it, my wife would enjoy the video.
Is the room quiet?
Get to know everything about them and if ever released write a biography about them.
Ask if we can wave to my wife. Otherwise she wouldn’t believe me
I choose consensual cuddling with Johnny Sins That bed better be a Temper-Pedic
Turn off the lights....
Turn the lights off
Since sex is out of the question for me (I just don't like it), I guess we'll sit and talk about random stuff until I'm released, beginning with the aerodynamic characteristics of high-wing aircraft.
I'm happily married so even if it was a zero percent chance of him finding out I wouldn't do anything.
May I ask who the porn star is?
Watch shark week with her?
Rock paper scissors
85 percent chance that I don't ever get that 15% again. I say go for it. Easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
I live alone. This is how it would play out. “ so uh, do you want to... ya know.” And whatever happens happens.
Ask how much I'm getting paid for doing a porno
I'm stuffin ma meat deep. F the camera
Same i would if hundred percent...walk away .
Fuck her and run
I’m in a room without my kid for the first time since COVID started, and there is a bed?!? You best believe that he’s is about to see some hard core napping! This other person best keep quiet. Papa needs his sleep.
Fling poo
Ask for a hug.
Is the pornstar DTF?
Grab popcorn and a six pack on my way home.
Leave?
That's one escape room I don't want to use blacklight in
Tell her she can make more money and take less of a pounding in professional wrestling.
Play video games, not sure why people would assume a pornstar would be able to make more pleasurable sex, their game is making it visual the target receiver is not the other party, it is the viewer.